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Joined 07-31-10, id: 2473903, Profile Updated: 11-29-11
Author has written 9 stories for Fairy Tales, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, and Young Justice.

Hello people with computers! How kind of you to visit my wondrous homepage! You will find a fine selection of music, fanfiction and useless information that you could frankly live without.

If you got a review from me you didn't like, flaming my stories will not make me realize how super amazing and speshul your story is. PM me if you must.

Also, if you are so tough, don't review anonymously.There is a thing out their called minding your own business. If I didn't like your friends story, that's between your friend and I.

BUT I STICK UP FOR MY FREINDSS!!!!!

Yeah, I get that. But guess what? Its still none of your business, don't fight her battles for her. It only makes her seem more pathetic in my eyes because not only is she a sucky author- she can't even assert herself.

Let's begin shall we?

Team Stephan King[because it's about time somebody points out how pedophilia, abusive relationships and poor writing is bad]

Team Tyler's Van[death to Bella!]

"...and then Buffy stabbed Edward. The End."-Twilight pg 498

Now this is when the normal author starts to tell you how much they love reviews. I am not because what honest author doesn't like to get reviews?

My age is neither relevant nor will be revealed. I'm not a whiny twelve year old that uses my age as an excuse for crappy stories I'm also not a creepy thirty year old. That should give you a general idea of how old I am.

Now I love to read. I love Catch-22, The Great Gatsby, A Tale of Two Cities, Lord of The Rings,Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Davinici Code, Lolita, Atremis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Hunger Games, The Wasp Factory, Trenchcoat Mafia, Dracula, The Inferno,Web of Magic, Enders Game, Life of Pi, Tuck Everlasting, Lord of the Flies, Bones of Faerie, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Flipped, Blue Bloods, Valient, Tithe, Ironside,His Dark Materials, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Sense and Sensibilty and Sea Monsters, Virals, To Kill a Mockingbird, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Jane Eyre, Little Women, Tom Sawyer or anything by Mark Twain really.

One word for you: SHAKESPEARE.

I insist that if you are going to read my stories you can have some good music to listen to, my favorite bands are: MATT AND KIM, BjorkThe Velvet Underground, Dropkick Murphy, Pantera, The Misfits,Aveneged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Audioslave, Taking Back Sunday, Death Cab for Cuties, Sonic Youth, Blue October, and of course Flyleaf

Lucie Manette:Feeling sorry about being better the you since 1853

OTPs: HugoxBrian, CartonxLucie, DracoxLuna, NatexCamille, JanexMr.Rochester, BrigetxMark, HuckxTom, LuisxCorny, EmmaxLuke, PeterxWendy SawyerxJack

[Stephanie Meyer] can't write worth a darn!-Stephan King

His name is King for a reason.

That is all.

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Dark Paradise by HelloVera reviews
Jim just wanted his fairy tale ending...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,501 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 12/11/2013 - J. Moriarty, OC
The Ones Left Behind by sudowoodo reviews
Sirius wasn't looking for a new best friend, but James was now spending all his time with his new girlfriend. Sirius was the one left behind, and I was the one he found. And neither of us expected what we found in each other. JamesXLily SiriusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,456 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Nerd and the Werewolf by fantasamigoricalproductions reviews
Nora had always been considered a nerd. She never really cared what those people said anyway. After avoiding those jerks all freshman year she thought she was safe but for some reason the strangely buff Brady keeps following her around! BradyOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Brady
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Luna Moonshine's Speshul Hero Diary by lifeisabook reviews
Parody on all those Sues out there. CAUTION- will probably make you laugh
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Bad Katie! by Cap'NCupcake reviews
No matter what you think or what my brothers and sisters say, I know that I do not even slightly have a teeny, tiny, little crush on Travis Stoll. It's not possible. Travis/Katie fic! One shot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Travis S., Katie G. - Complete
I Always Wear Ties, I'm a Doctor by breeshell reviews
Sonora likes the fact that Lawrence is wearing a tie. Kutner/OFC. Be warned of sexiness.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/30/2009 - L. Kutner - Complete
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A Southern Story reviews
Katier Gardener, a no nonsense, hard news writing journalistist gets sent to the little country town of Ellinis Falls for a story, where a laidback, mischievous local boy Travis Stoll keeps getting in the way! Traite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Katie G., Travis S.
The Genius's Guide to Fanfiction! reviews
A guide all about super speshul characters, plotlines and of course Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010
Star Crossed reviews
A tale of two lover. A tale of fighting families. A tale of tragedy. A tale of romance. A tale of Romeo and Juliet. A tale of Percy and Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
A Cinematic Adventure! reviews
It's about time Percy and Annabeth go on a good, old fashioned cimenatic adventure together! Fluff, spiders and terrible movies await you...will you dare read on? Percabeth oneshot!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I Scream! You Scream! We all Scream reviews
...For ice cream! In a time of crisis Artemis tries to comfort Megan with the only thing on Earth that can truly mend a Martians' heart. Cookie Dough Ice Cream. ONESHOT
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Megan M./Miss Martian - Complete
Kleptomaniac reviews
Katie hates February for two reasons: there are no flowers and Valentine's Day. Travis thinks he can help her out with one of those things... oneshot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
What's in a name? reviews
Although Max didn't know it, Iggy didn't think his last name was 'Ride'. He wasn't her 'son' or whatever that mom crap was about. He was Iggy-the blind wonder. That's the way he's staying. Can be seen as anti!Max YMMV
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Celestial Ribbons reviews
What goes bump in the night...must be bumped back...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Artemis, Thalia G.
A Grimm Exsitence reviews
Trapped in tower. Chased by a wolf. Living in the woods. Your parents kicking you out of the house. Sounds like fun no?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010