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Joined 07-31-10, id: 2474390, Profile Updated: 05-06-12
Author has written 15 stories for Blood+, Harry Potter, Resident Evil, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Before I start writing, I have one word to say. Duodenum. Now that I've gotten that off my chest;

Why did you start writing?

I started writing randomly, on a whim, because I used to have really, really bad sleeping troubles XD
So I got out my doodlebook, and I didn't feel like drawing. So I wrote, about random, nonexistent characters, which I've now turned into something else entirely ^W^ And so, I'm now on fanfiction after hearing of it on deviantart. PeachyKatara got me WAY too into resident evil, and I absoulutely love Blood Plus, and so, I write about them. Still randomly, whenever I get bored, and most likely in the middle of the night. Which is why, I am sorry to say, I sometimes for get to space my paragraphs. Sad face. And, just for the record, whenever I DO space my paragraphs, fanfiction bunches it all up again!.. So, if you're wondering why none of my stories have proper spacing, there you go. 83

EDIT : Problem= (for the most part) fixed. Most of my stories now have decent spacing. ^-^

Location?

Really? Really. No.

Gender?

Girl. :3

Sex/gender you prefer?

Defenitely guys ^W^

Age?

14

Birthday?

Sept. 30

What do you look like?

Meh, nothin' much to look at. Straight brown hair that's just about halfway down my chest, usually extremely pale, and brown eyes. About 5'2. BORING.

Beliefs?

In all honesty, I don't really believe in anything at the moment.

Fav color?

Yellow XD

Fav kind of music?

Doesn't matter, really. I listen to a little bit of everything.

Fav singers?

Three Days Grace

OWL CITY (My favorite artist of all time ^W^)

Auburn

Favorite things to do?

Watch anime

Read manga

Write 8D

Listen to music

Travel

Hang out with my friends

Read

Give people hugs :3

Daydream

Team?

FFFFT, HAJI! Solomon can die at the hands of a jealous Diva, I could care less! C'mon, man, although Solomon may be sexy... he's got nothing on Haji. Haji is BAD. ASS. Enough said.

And, if this one counts, TEAM WESKER BABY. How can you say no to a guy in sunglasses? Chris Redfail... the reason they invented safety sissors.

TEAM AKKIONI. c:

Fav animes?

Blood Plus

Hellsing

Karin (Chibi Vampire)

Code Geass

Fav manga?

LETTER BEE --insert fangirl squeal here--

Fav video games?

Resident Evil REmake

Nintendogs

Mariokart

Pokemon SoulSilver

Pokemon Diamond

Harvest Moon DS Cute

Diddy Kong Racing

Fav movies?

The Lion King Series

Pokemon: The First Movie

Lady and the Tramp

Robin Hood

The Pink Panther

The Underworld Series (Lycans and Vampires, what could be better? Naw... Chevaliers XD)

Enchanted

Lord of the Rings Series

Harry Potter Series

The Hangover

Beowolf

Fav quotes from anime?

"There's no garuntee that your dreams are just good ones." ~Haji

"There is only a fine line between art and madness." ~Nathan

"KAI!!!" -Saya

"Saya!!!" -Kai

"Saya!!!" - Hagi

"Hagi!!!" - Saya

"Kai!!!" - Riku

"RIKU!!!" - Kai

"RIKU!!!" - Saya

"DIVA" - Saya

"DIVA!!!" - amshell

"DIVA!!!" -James

"DIVA!!!" -Carl

"DIVA!!!" -Kai

"Wild Raspberry." ~Van Argeno

Saya: "David, HELP!"
David: "Don't worry Saya, it's only after your back. It's a chiropracterean."

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, WHO, WHO, WH-" ~Wait a minute...

"Screw this stupid journey... paradise can kiss my ass." -Zume, or Zuma, ot Zumi, HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT!

"I don't go in for women who fornicate with dogs." -Sebastian, Black Butler

Abriged quotes from YouTube. I love them. c:

"Wait until I tell Kai I had sex! He'll be so jealous! He's still a virgin!" ~Riku

"Chicks dig guys in black." ~Haji (Yes, Haji. They do XD)

Hey Saya, like my new flashlight?.. *crickets* ...Fine, I don't need you. All I need is my shoes. AND this flashlight. ~Kai

I LIKED IT ~Random Chiropterean

Van: "Is it a porn related monster?"
Random army dude: "Noooo."
Van: "Then I don't care."

"We were going to tell her... but she's being too much of a concided whore." ~David

Sexy voice* "Some people call me weasel, Crispin Freeman, and also some french guy that likes candy. But I am Haji." ~Haji

"This is 'cause I don't like you, then again I don't like you, come again I don't like you, come again I don't like you, and this is for not tying my shoes." ~Kai

"Hello, my name is Oush- Oush- oh, I forget my name." ~David

"THIS. IS. SPARTA!" ~Kai

"C'mon Yuka, don't be a bitch. This isn't 4kids-- and look at her, she probably wants it, she's... HORNY." -Kouta

"Get it, Yuka? She's HORNY, because she has HORNS?" -Kouta

"Aw, hell no! Does Kouta have to CHOKE A BITCH?!" -...Kouta

"You'll always be the chief to me." -Matsuba

"Ryuzaki, as long as I'm around, you won't be alone. Don't forget about this." -Light Yagami

"You may call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake." -L

"Ryuzaki is Light Yagami's friend. But L is Kira's enemy." -Light Yagami

QUOTES FROM MEH LIFE, BIZNATCH.

"I don't need any shoeless hobos dirtying up my pews! GET THE FUCK OUT!" -Kendell, as a preist

"MY PIMP HAND. I KEEP IT STRONG." -God

"...Like men." -Samara

(Me to Dylan) "That's so molestation!"
(Vice Versa) "Yes, but that's beside the point." -Dylan

"I mean, if I wasn't anchoring myself to the couch, and trying to somewhat resemble a moderately civilized individual, I would have been jigging out on the floor and doing the worm or something." -Samara

"Everything's sexy to us. Well, except exams. They just suck. They suck hard... wait, that makes them sexy. Damn." -Me

"I love animals 'cause they're made of meat." -Samara

"ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CHILD NAMED SHAKIFFA PEIRE JACKIE FRED ANSTESIA DUNPHY. EVERYONE MADE FUN OF HER ALL THROUGH OUT HER SCHOOL DAYS BECAUSE HER MOM WAS A WHORE AND SHE NAMED HER WHEN SHE WAS LOADED AND THOUGHT SHE WAS DREAMING.. THEN ONE DAY SHE STOOD UP IN THE MIDDLE OF HER 9TH GRADE CLASS (yes...is is 15 :D) WHILE THEY WERE LAUGHING AT HER REALLY LONG NAME AND SAID "HEY!...SHUT UP..." THEY ALL STARED AT HER THEN THE BULLY BITCH OF THE CLASS STARTED LAUGHING AT HER AGIAN AND CALLED HER A "STUPIED WHORE". SO SHAKIFFA PEIRE JACKIE FRED ANSTESIA DUNPHY RAN UP TO HER AND PUNCHED HER IN THE TESTICELS.

~THE ENDDDD~" -Hillary

"It's like a jumping jamboree, only with metal and fire!" -Hillary

Hillary: "Guess who's gonna get PUNCHED IN THE TESTICLES?"
Me: "...Me?"
Hillary: "No, Bill Nye, stupid."

"Oh, I can't wait to see you without your bonnet--"
"Oh, I can't wait to see you without your tophat!" -Hillary, as Darcy and Elizabeth

"Aragorn has become Queen! Yay!" -Hillary

"GOD HATES THE NBA!" -The Westboro Baptist Church

"Hailey, you're not communicating." -Hillary

"Oh my gosh... how long does it take for them... to have sex?!" -Hillary

Quotes from random movies.

"She put a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy! OKAY?!" - Random guy from a stupid horror movie

"EH HEH-EH!" -Voldemort

And finally, Tumblr shit.

I shall raise her to be strong and beautiful... I shall name her... Narutokawaiidesuhime-chan. *rides off into the sunset*" -Sirdapperpants on Tumblr

Things you don't like?

Bad reviews... not in an angry way of course, just sad. Feels like I failed the reader, and whatever it is I'm writing about (Ah, I'll never do them justice XD)

Being bossed around. Pet peeve, I just can't stand being told what to do- hence why I dislike school.

Not being able to write well! Argh, it's frustrating!

Not being able to draw something, when you have this perfect image in your head and just can't get it down on the paper.

Exams. Haven't taken one yet, but I'm scared of them all the same.

The seal slaughter- it's in cape breton every year, because the seals are supposedly eating the fish they need to sell. Since when is it O.K to walk out on the ice and beat the crap out of a defenseless seal pup with a baseball bat? Yeah, people do that (Not everyone, but some cruel people). Sad face.

Things you think are funny?

Alfred Ashford's crossdressing. Ah, I love the guy, but he's SO EASY to make fun of (along with everything else wonderful about Resident Evil)! xD

Really, really random crack fics. Gotta hand it to ya, handschuhmaus, you write some hilarious fics. x3

Making fun of Sam, and how he's supposedly 'emo' (Don't ask, has a lot to do with when I started writing)

The assumption song... if you don't know it, try YouTube. 8D

Making fun of Chris Redfail, A.K.A: FaggotyAnne.

Private jokes that don't make sense to anyone else.

:3

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Mia The Blind, Gomeriah, ii-Hijinx-ii

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

MUST READ!!

1)When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2)Say "Ding" on every floor.

3)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

4)Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

5)Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

6)Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

7)Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

8)Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

9)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

10)Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

11)Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

12)Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

13)Ask, "Did you feel that?"

14)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

15)When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

16)Swat at flies that don't exist.

17)Tell people that you can see their aura.

18)Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

19)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

20)crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

21)Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

22)Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

23)Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

24)Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

25)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

26)Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

27)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

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92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background.

90 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

And so Voldemort sent the hobbits to Narnia to find Zeus's master lightning bolt to defeat the Cullens.

good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.

A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

When someone annoys you takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

Adults are just kids with money.

God created the earth, the sky, and man. Everything else was created in China.

dude, we lived! we're livers!
-dude, you just totally called us livers!

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Andrew Futral. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you completely agree. SUCK IT, TWILIGHT.

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If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die

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Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

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Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

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Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Savvy?" Jack Sparrow

"... I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by ..." - Jack Sparrow

"No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?"-Jack Sparrow

"[empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?"
" [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why."-Jack Sparrow

Why doesn't your compass work?"
...My compass works fine."-Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow

"Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew." -Jack Sparrow

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled."-Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean taught me a lot of things:
Davy Jones taught me that if someone betrays you, it's okay to rip a vital organ out and kill random people.
Jack Sparrow taught me it's okay to be drunk 24/7, as long as you're good looking.
Gibbs taught me that reason's got nothing to do with it.
William Turner taught me you can't be a noble pirate without being a pansy.
Elizabeth Swann taught me it's okay to love multiple men, as long as you only love one in the end, and you kill off the others by kissing them.
Hector Barbossa taught me it's okay to name a pet after your worst enemy.
Beckett taught me that if you're a man and short, but has control issues, you're probably trying to compensate for something.
Mercer taught me who the original creeper was.
James Norrington taught me there's a dark side to ambition.
Governor Swann taught me the background characters who are extremely oblivious to just about everything usually die.
Blackbeard taught me that he's a bad man.
Bootstrap Bill taught me it's perfectly okay to want to leave your family to go pirating, as long as you meet back up with your son later on in life.
Sao Feng taught me that Chinese pirates will take fury as much as a gift any day (racist much?).
Calypso taught me... that she's a slut :)

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile.


Here's a lovely little message for someone, although I don't know who they are because they left a damn anonymous review (coward.) On my very first story, nontheless. Actually, it's part of the author's note on the rewrite of that fic I hope to post soon (Saya, You're Like The North Star). Personally, I couldn't wait. Just keep in mind it's part of an author's note on a rewritten fic.

Yeah, you out there? I hope you read this. And I hope you like it but leave a bad review anyways, just because you don't want to give me the satisfaction. But I've gotten better, and I know it- I don't need YOU to leave a page-long review telling me how much you hated what I've written. Do you know I was twelve when I wrote the original? Do you know how much it brought me down, how long it kept me from trying to write again? Did you know I couldn't read the first few paragraphs without tears forming in my eyes? Well, I'm back to face you and everyone else. And nothing about whatever anyone wants to bash about me, or my writing, or whatever my opinions express, is going to keep me from writing any fanfiction I want to write. It doesn't matter if it's bashed left, right, and centre- I WILL improve, and I will work hard to one day write a book. And it's comforting to think that someday, I'll get all the reviews in the world because I did what I wnated, because I wrote a novel. And what the hell are you going to be doing, while I'm getting an education and living my life? You're going to be left sitting slouched at your computer, eating potato chips and reading more fanfics by people who TRY, bringing them down. And if you're a grown woman or man, that was an action nothing short of pathetic. I bet you know it, too, don't you? I'm fourteen now; a young woman if you will. I'm not perfect, no one is. But you want to know something? I'm not going to TRY to please you, or anyone else on fanfiction or anywhere else on the face of this Godforsaken earth. I'm going to use my mind and my imagination, and I'm going to post this improved version of a fanfiction previously bashed by YOU. Something people JUST MIGHT like, as you clearly belived otherwise. Read this and leave whatever type of review you want. I don't care if you write a heartfelt apology, a flame, or a formal letter about my idiocy, because I no longer give a DAMN about what you think. And if you DO leave a review, don't bother making it anonymous, because I won't look at your profile or who you are. I'll read it. But I won't cry, my eyes won't water. I'll laugh at how stupid you look, losing yourself so seriously in nothing more than fictional words that novice authors have written about fictional characters and bringing real people down who are either too young to write well, or just not great in general. Fanfiction is not professional, something you clearly hadn't realized, you poor blind, sick person. Emphasize fictional, and think about the fact I've been talking about living my life. Then see if you can get anything out of that.I'm not going to bash anything you wrote or will write in the future like you did to me, I'm not going to flame you, because I don't care enough to do more than write this to you, just on the 'off' chance you might read it. Not that I hope you don't- I hope you read this and it makes you feel like you should. Like you're NOT the most amazing writer who ever lived. Two more things, for other people as well: For all the people out there who have horribly bashed writers who aren't of the very best, not quite 'professional author' quality: Get a life, try writing yourself, and see how many good reviews you get. If it's not as many as you expected, nothing's wrong there. If you do get a million good reviews, good for you- brag as loud as you can, just know that no one's listening. If your flame count's up, I think you could guess who that's from, couldn't you? And for everyone else out there, those who feel like writing a message like this: Keep going, no matter what anyone says, no matter how many horrible reviews you get, no matter how bad someone flames you- someday, you'll show them. I know I will.

P.S. - One more thing for you anonymous person, among the very most important. Fuck you.

Harry Potter Fanfic Challenge!

(number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..)

1. Sirius Black

2. Bellatrix Lestrange

3. Severus Snape

4. Delores Jane Umbridge

5. Minerva Mcgonagall (Gotta love the old vulture)

6. Sybill Trelawney

7. Lord Voldemort

8. Albus Dumbledore (YES, I do like Voldemort a little more than Mr. Viagra-pants)

9. Lucius Malfoy

10. Gilderoy Lockhart (The poor cocky bastard)

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Bahahaha! NO! LOL, I don't think I've ever really seen a pairing fic even involving Lockhart. xD

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Gorgeous. Just gorgeous. You have no idea how the the color pink turns me on. (LOL NO)

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
I think poor Sirius would cringe in horror if his child came out wearing huge, thick glasses, a shawl, and glittering beads. He'd probably be disturbed at the thought of holding Trelawney's hand. xD

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Psh, no. I mean, come on, you can't get very many good fic ideas out of a total wooss like Lucy, no matter how awesome his hair is.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Why would I not be suprised to see a Sirius/Voldemort bondage fic?

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
HAHA, Umbridge with Dumbledore or Lucius? NEITHER. That would make for some extremely scarring fanart.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Voldemort discovers Snape and Dumbledore in a secret relationship? Why can I see there being fics about that pairing?

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
When a dark-hearted death eater is told of her death by a mysterious, glittering figure, she goes on a quest to escape the clutches of fate. Little does she know, the figure has a secret...

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Lockhart and Umbridge? LOL, I think not.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
From Minerva to Sirius? She's probably had enough of his 'I'm so emo I miss James' crap. it's be called: "JAMES IS GONE DAMMIT"

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
LOLOLOLOL Umbridge and Sirius? Probably something like: they think Voldemort has Sirius, but Voldemort and Umbridge are SOMEHOW in cahoots (don't expect me to answer that question) and she gets some time with Sirius ALONE for helping Voldy. It's a good deal. Umbridge gets her 'bonding time' with Sirius (D:) and Volodemort gets a good ruse for Harry. In fact, that fic is quite possible when you think back to Prisioner Of Azkaban... -shivers-

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
I really hope not. Lucius and Voldemort is just getting a little too weird.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
When it comes to Lockhart? Definitely 'I'm Too Sexy'. :)

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Jesus Christ. 'T' for some extremely violent future predicting.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
LOLOLOLOOLOL "The sorting hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your bed."

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
No, thank you. :)

UPCOMING FICS!

Anime> Karin> "No Different... Right?"- Ren Marker, a true manwhore, never thought he might find a girl that really made him take a second look. However, when a fiesty brunette with silvery eyes captures his attention, he discovers even a vampire can be wrong.
Pairings: Ren/OC
Rating: K+
I know there are way too many fics of Ren finding 'true love' whether its in the average girl or a werewolf. However, I'm going to try to make this one a little more original if I can. n_n

Games> Resident Evil> "A Night Gone So Wrong"- A wild party gone awry for Jill takes her for one hell of a ride. A/U.
Pairings: Jill/Wesker
Rating: I have no sweet clue.
I've already written quite a bit I have yet to type up- however, those words are going to be rewritten, as I just can't handle reading my old writing style. It makes me SICK! D: Also, I'll be revamping the storyline. Hopefully, I'll end up satisfied, and you guys will too. ^W^

Anime> Blood+> "Why Me?"- Solomon and Haji thought they were free of each other when they woke up in the dusty cabin. However, Saya has other plans for them.
Parings: Solomon/Saya, Haji/Saya
Rating: T
BAHAHA! SUCKERS! I've decided to make a sequel (despite the fact not many people review, I really enjoy writing this sort of crack and have a few ideas already), prompted or not. And so, prepare for more crack. >:3

Anime> Blood+> "Mr. Brightside" - (songfic) Mao has her sights on nothing more than Kai when she starts a trip from Okinawa that would take her all around the region. Okamura wants nothing more than to know who the young girl in the red dress they meet is. But they both get more than they bargained for when the young woman going their way decides to tag along, putting Mao in the backseat...
Pairings: One-sided Okamura/OC, Okamura/Mao
Rating: M
This is the Omaura/Mao fic that I have wanted to do since FOREVER. :D I'm really exited about it, it could be good! ^-^

Games> Pokemon> "Learning to Breathe" - (NxTouka) She understood his need to leave. She had felt it from the beginning of her own journey. And yet, she wanted to follow him. However, when she does... Touka gets more than she bargained for.
Pairings: Touka/N
Rating: K+
I'm really gonna enjoy writing this one. :DD

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Mercy of a Monster by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
Jill's plan was to kill Wesker with her suicidal attack. Finding themselves alive, and at his mercy was not what she predicted. With only her own enemy to turn to, how will Jill survive, now that she is forced to be under Wesker's care?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,867 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
White Legend by Omnitrix 12 reviews
Another story from Balto Source. Find out how a wolf met a dog, and how a hero and a legend was born. Now includes some parts not put on Balto Source. Aniu/OC
Balto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,612 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Aniu
The Stage by 1summertime reviews
The stage is not finished yet. Yes I must finish the stage. Nathan's pov.
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Nathan - Complete
Five Years Gone by sinemoras09 reviews
A conversation in the middle of the night. Post-series. Saya/Haji. Fluff. No spoilers.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Saya, Haji - Complete
The Final Say by Billxbesitztxmeinxherz reviews
Haji is not one to express his feelings, but he'll be damned if he lets Solomon have the last dance. Spin-off of Episode 11 Season One. Haji/Saya
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Haji, Saya - Complete
Always With Me by Shebu reviews
Losing a loved one is hard, harder than you could ever imagine. Link tries to figure out what to do with his grief and depression when someone dear passes away. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Link, Saria - Complete
Love and Marriage by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. Haji and Solomon try to get along. Crack. Spoilers for episodes 46-50.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Solomon, Haji - Complete
Repaying the Favor by PeaKay reviews
Alternate Universe. It's been one year since Jill has saved Wesker's life. It's been one year since Wesker has owed his life to Jill. Now, she calls upon her captain for the most bizarre, unusual and awkward favor in return. WeskerxJill, others.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,604 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker
Seven Simple Rules by Special Agent FUNK reviews
To dating Wesker's teenage daughter... - Wesker's daughter turned sixteen years old, and at that very moment, hell was brought to earth. Read his struggles with boyfriends, lady-problems and parenting here.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,462 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - A. Wesker
The Flaming of My Immortal by Liza MMX reviews
The title is self-explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
To Die For by Magic Crafter reviews
Elizabeth finds that what she wants most is something she cannot leave behind. Set at the end of DMC. AU.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Was I? by sympliicity reviews
A short poem from the POV of Diva on Solomon.
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Diva, Solomon - Complete
Definitely Not by Cheyenne32 reviews
You're not sulking. JS/ES
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
From the Desk of one HJ Potter by icicle33 reviews
Harry wants a certain blond, but Malfoy's clueless about Harry's feelings. Hermione gives Harry a journal to release his frustrations and what follows is a collection of the ramblings of one Harry J. Potter in his attempts at courting Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ephemeral Permanence by Ticklefish reviews
Captain Wesker never allowed office romances. Shame he couldn't follow his own orders.. Chris/Wesker, please R&R.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2011 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Pieces of Black by XxxCrimson FatexxX reviews
It's been seven years since her awakening, and Saya has spent her waking in Australia-with Solomon. Dreams and memories haunt her eternal. And those in Okinawa are dying. And a question pervades: Where is Haji? Special thanks to Aldedron! Rated T incase
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,706 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Saya
Totem by Jessesgirl1549 reviews
She needs something - someone, to know if she's dreaming or not. Ficlet.
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Haji, Saya - Complete
Blood in the Mirror by Jessesgirl1549 reviews
AU. Mirrored, switched. The roles are changed. How different would the series be, if Haji was the Chiroptera royal and Saya was the protector?
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,324 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Haji
Dance With the Devil by koneko-chaan reviews
Here I stand helpess and left for dead With Jills attempt to kill Wesker failed, she finds herself trapped by him. Her life now in the palm of his hand. Inspired by the song Dance with the Devil by Breaking Benjamin PRE-RE5 JillxWesker slight JillxChris
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,507 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
When the Hurting Stops by My Reality Is My Own reviews
Faced with the Death of her companions and the betrayal of their Captain, Jill wasn't sure which hurt worse. JillxWesker
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by PeaKay reviews
Ten moments Jill hated him. Ten moments where she hated him not. Ten moments that reflect on what used to be friendship, and ten moments with only anger and resentment. All of the feelings summed up with flashbacks...and a poem.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker - Complete
Monster by PeaKay reviews
He continued to haunt her, even in death. She couldn't escape him. She tried, but he always found her. It was a never-ending cycle: a complete circle she was forever trapped in. The man was truly a monster. Post-RE 5.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker - Complete
One Good Scare by AlarataraWitchIce reviews
Our now blonde-haired heroine gets a surprise visit from the world's baddest villain. And what happens when the BSAA Halloween Party is crashed by a Nemesis? T for mild language, but nothing too serious, so don't worry.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker - Complete
Judging the Book by its Cover by PeaKay reviews
A day in the library for Hermione is interrupted when a certain Slytherin decides to add his input. There's a short exchange of words before Hermione notices something different about Malfoy. Then again, you should never judge a book by its cover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hobbit Rap by Viviparity reviews
Complete crack, I can't believe I posted it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Legolas - Complete
Chris the Biceps Redfield by RenegadeZabuzaMomochi reviews
Chris Redfield is a B.S.A.A. agent and is on his way to Africa to apprehend a bio-terrorist. On his way, he meets Sheva Alomar and they discover things the world shouldn't be exposed to. But will Chris' muscles get in the way of everything?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Chris R., Sheva A.
Nous Rêvons by Dolly Madison reviews
Haji devoted himself to Saya long before becoming her Chevalier.
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Haji, Saya - Complete
RANDOMNESS! by Project X reviews
What happens when my computer blows up while I'm writing fan fiction? Well all the characters from the RE world are sucked into reailty, having to face me and look to me for answers I don't have.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,379 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Complete
Let Us Escape from the Laundromat! by handschuhmaus reviews
Two thirds of the Golden Trio, the loony headmaster, that half-giant, a half-mad Auror, the Potions Master, and an aristocrat, trapped inside a laundromat. Acting crazily. Sound like a recipe for disaster? Indeed. Crack fic, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Lucius M., Albus D., Rubeus H. - Complete
Between Disgust and Desire by sai-salamander reviews
Set pre-RE5 mild spoilers for aforementioned . The P30 takes more from her than she has to give, and replaces it with that which she never wanted.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker - Complete
I am the overlord! by Knightcrim reviews
I managed to trap all my favorite Resident Evil characters over the weekend. WATCH AS I MAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING HELL! Chris-stupid, Barry-sandwich crazed, Jill-confuse, Albert Wesker-bunny?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Jill V., A. Wesker
My Poem for Minerva, Because I am to Amuse Myself by minervathefeline reviews
Poor Albus is told by an irate Minerva that she is busy, so can he please go and occupy himself with something productive? This is what he comes up with... ; Full title: My Poem for Minerva, Because I am Supposed to Amuse Myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Recollection by SuWan reviews
This is a JillxWesker fic. I just felt compelled to write one. A bit OOC but mostly all just fun! X3 This is a POV one, Ill try my best not to suck and I apologize for any inconveniences, But Enjoy!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
Falling by Rainfox88 reviews
Chris and Jill's mission to seek Spencer out at his mansion turns eerie. Their quest to find clues to Wesker's illusive whereabouts turns into a struggle to survive. And for Jill and resurfacing emotions, facing Wesker may mean more than just survival...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker - Complete
Perfect Couple by mAd4H-p reviews
Lily thinks about her relationship with James and can't help thinking that there is someone else who she should be with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Fifteen Years by YamiYumes reviews
Alfred reflecting on his wait for his Queen...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Alexia A., Alfred A. - Complete
Officially Missing You by tastebuds reviews
He thought that once she’d went to sleep he’d be fighting chiropterans left and right, day and night. Oh man, was he wrong. He had to fight an even more gruesome monster than any chiropteran. HajixSaya, angst.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Haji, Saya - Complete
Stray Cat Strut? by Tearatone Maystar reviews
After the return of Alucard life around Hellsing Manor has gotten dull. That is until a certain feline stray decides to strut about the place. How will the residence handle his childish antics as he searches for new ways to entertain himself? :3 Schro!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Schrodinger, Seras
double dip by smartalker reviews
He thinks she’s a little bit irrational. — OkamuraMao
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Mao, Okamura - Complete
Snape's Fart by Lico-chan reviews
What happens when Snape's farted? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
Forget me not by UnluckyAmulet reviews
Saria. Link. She can never have him. He will always remember her, but not in the way she wants. Introspective. Onesided Link x Saria.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Saria, Link - Complete
Always by Hilaire reviews
He promised her always. And she believed him. Spoilers for episode 40. SolomonDiva. One-shot.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Diva, Solomon - Complete
Karin Plot Bunnies by cyndaquil reviews
Not a story, just some ideas for a plot.
Karin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Complete
Kissing Booboos by Trissie reviews
Remember when you were little when you would hurt yourself your mom kissed away the pain? HagixSaya Oneshot
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Birthday by umehiko reviews
Saya's xxxth Birthday, as it was spent in the lobby of the Red Shield HQ a.k.a. the Saya Fanclub with a Purpose. Crack, OOC, and spoilers for the anime all the way up to 30. Enjoy!
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Complete
Sleeping in Trains by Redmage2 reviews
HajiSayaish. Episode 16ish. Saya has trouble sleeping on the way to Russia.
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Saya, Haji - Complete
You and I by Felinephoenix reviews
Link on himself, Saria, and time. Somewhat angsty.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2001 - Link, Saria
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The Fabulous Misadventures of Jill Valentine reviews
And you thought waking up on a normal day sucked.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Jill V. - Complete
Playing Doctor
"Regular doctors always use corpses. They're such goodie-goodies! But I find that so dreadfully boring. It's so much more entertaining..." She looked back down at her tethered host. "...With company."
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Diva, Solomon
Ivory Road reviews
A life for a loaf of bread... It only takes seconds.
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Haji - Complete
Reminiscence reviews
Yes, that's how it should be. Better if we were all heartless.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Tia D., Davy Jones
30 Minutes reviews
Saya has only thirty minutes to figure out which she will choose between- life, or death.
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Saya, Haji
Holed Up With That Bastard reviews
Solomon & Haji have hated each other almost from when they first set eyes on each other. However, they're stuck in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. They can't kill each other. What will they finally be driven into doing? Note: NOT A YAOI FIC!
Blood+ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Haji, Solomon
Fate reviews
They both meant something to each other. What they didn't know was exactly what the meaning was. R&R! :3
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2011 - A. Wesker, Jill V. - Complete
Untouchable Rose reviews
A quiet afternoon in the library for Hermione? I think not. Hermione is kidnapped by Lucius as bait for Harry, and Voldemort isn't exactly planning to let her go- ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort
For The Sake Of Entertainment reviews
Diva finds an interesting way to spend two minutes of her precious time, ensuing with Solomon losing his entire train of thought. R&R, please!
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Diva, Solomon - Complete
Implications reviews
Jill forgot her bag back in the office- but when she goes back for it, she's not alone. A man says something that's got her wondering. JillxWesker - no flaming.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Jill V., A. Wesker
Silence reviews
Sadly, couldn't think of a better title. This is a version of what I figured Saya's thoughts might be after the bombing at the MET W ...NO FLAMING. NO, REALLY.
Blood+ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Saya, Haji - Complete
Just 2 STARS reviews
This is what WOULD have happened, had REmake had a few... other characters in it. R&R!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010
A Small Collection of JillxWesker Poems reviews
8D Hopefully, you like this.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
A Night Gone so Wrong reviews
First Resident Evil story- A new year's eve party takes Jill for one hell of a ride.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - A. Wesker, Jill V.
Saya, you're like the North Star reviews
This fic is being rewritten. In the meantime, I recommend you really don't click this link. -
Blood+ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Saya, Haji - Complete