Author has written 15 stories for Blood+, Harry Potter, Resident Evil, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Before I start writing, I have one word to say. Duodenum. Now that I've gotten that off my chest;
Why did you start writing?
I started writing randomly, on a whim, because I used to have really, really bad sleeping troubles XD
EDIT : Problem= (for the most part) fixed. Most of my stories now have decent spacing. ^-^
Really? Really. No.
Sex/gender you prefer?
Defenitely guys ^W^
What do you look like?
Meh, nothin' much to look at. Straight brown hair that's just about halfway down my chest, usually extremely pale, and brown eyes. About 5'2. BORING.
In all honesty, I don't really believe in anything at the moment.
Fav kind of music?
Doesn't matter, really. I listen to a little bit of everything.
Three Days Grace
OWL CITY (My favorite artist of all time ^W^)
Favorite things to do?
Listen to music
Hang out with my friends
Give people hugs :3
FFFFT, HAJI! Solomon can die at the hands of a jealous Diva, I could care less! C'mon, man, although Solomon may be sexy... he's got nothing on Haji. Haji is BAD. ASS. Enough said.
And, if this one counts, TEAM WESKER BABY. How can you say no to a guy in sunglasses? Chris Redfail... the reason they invented safety sissors.
TEAM AKKIONI. c:
Karin (Chibi Vampire)
LETTER BEE --insert fangirl squeal here--
Fav video games?
Resident Evil REmake
Harvest Moon DS Cute
Diddy Kong Racing
The Lion King Series
Pokemon: The First Movie
Lady and the Tramp
The Pink Panther
The Underworld Series (Lycans and Vampires, what could be better? Naw... Chevaliers XD)
Lord of the Rings Series
Harry Potter Series
Fav quotes from anime?
"There's no garuntee that your dreams are just good ones." ~Haji
"There is only a fine line between art and madness." ~Nathan
"Saya!!!" - Hagi
"Hagi!!!" - Saya
"Kai!!!" - Riku
"RIKU!!!" - Kai
"RIKU!!!" - Saya
"DIVA" - Saya
"DIVA!!!" - amshell
"Wild Raspberry." ~Van Argeno
Saya: "David, HELP!"
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, WHO, WHO, WH-" ~Wait a minute...
"Screw this stupid journey... paradise can kiss my ass." -Zume, or Zuma, ot Zumi, HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT!
"I don't go in for women who fornicate with dogs." -Sebastian, Black Butler
Abriged quotes from YouTube. I love them. c:
"Wait until I tell Kai I had sex! He'll be so jealous! He's still a virgin!" ~Riku
"Chicks dig guys in black." ~Haji (Yes, Haji. They do XD)
Hey Saya, like my new flashlight?.. *crickets* ...Fine, I don't need you. All I need is my shoes. AND this flashlight. ~Kai
I LIKED IT ~Random Chiropterean
Van: "Is it a porn related monster?"
"We were going to tell her... but she's being too much of a concided whore." ~David
Sexy voice* "Some people call me weasel, Crispin Freeman, and also some french guy that likes candy. But I am Haji." ~Haji
"This is 'cause I don't like you, then again I don't like you, come again I don't like you, come again I don't like you, and this is for not tying my shoes." ~Kai
"Hello, my name is Oush- Oush- oh, I forget my name." ~David
"THIS. IS. SPARTA!" ~Kai
"C'mon Yuka, don't be a bitch. This isn't 4kids-- and look at her, she probably wants it, she's... HORNY." -Kouta
"Get it, Yuka? She's HORNY, because she has HORNS?" -Kouta
"Aw, hell no! Does Kouta have to CHOKE A BITCH?!" -...Kouta
"You'll always be the chief to me." -Matsuba
"Ryuzaki, as long as I'm around, you won't be alone. Don't forget about this." -Light Yagami
"You may call me whatever you wish, but I'm taking your cake." -L
"Ryuzaki is Light Yagami's friend. But L is Kira's enemy." -Light Yagami
QUOTES FROM MEH LIFE, BIZNATCH.
"I don't need any shoeless hobos dirtying up my pews! GET THE FUCK OUT!" -Kendell, as a preist
"MY PIMP HAND. I KEEP IT STRONG." -God
"...Like men." -Samara
(Me to Dylan) "That's so molestation!"
"I mean, if I wasn't anchoring myself to the couch, and trying to somewhat resemble a moderately civilized individual, I would have been jigging out on the floor and doing the worm or something." -Samara
"Everything's sexy to us. Well, except exams. They just suck. They suck hard... wait, that makes them sexy. Damn." -Me
"I love animals 'cause they're made of meat." -Samara
"ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CHILD NAMED SHAKIFFA PEIRE JACKIE FRED ANSTESIA DUNPHY. EVERYONE MADE FUN OF HER ALL THROUGH OUT HER SCHOOL DAYS BECAUSE HER MOM WAS A WHORE AND SHE NAMED HER WHEN SHE WAS LOADED AND THOUGHT SHE WAS DREAMING.. THEN ONE DAY SHE STOOD UP IN THE MIDDLE OF HER 9TH GRADE CLASS (yes...is is 15 :D) WHILE THEY WERE LAUGHING AT HER REALLY LONG NAME AND SAID "HEY!...SHUT UP..." THEY ALL STARED AT HER THEN THE BULLY BITCH OF THE CLASS STARTED LAUGHING AT HER AGIAN AND CALLED HER A "STUPIED WHORE". SO SHAKIFFA PEIRE JACKIE FRED ANSTESIA DUNPHY RAN UP TO HER AND PUNCHED HER IN THE TESTICELS.
~THE ENDDDD~" -Hillary
"It's like a jumping jamboree, only with metal and fire!" -Hillary
Hillary: "Guess who's gonna get PUNCHED IN THE TESTICLES?"
"Oh, I can't wait to see you without your bonnet--"
"Aragorn has become Queen! Yay!" -Hillary
"GOD HATES THE NBA!" -The Westboro Baptist Church
"Hailey, you're not communicating." -Hillary
"Oh my gosh... how long does it take for them... to have sex?!" -Hillary
Quotes from random movies.
"She put a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy! OKAY?!" - Random guy from a stupid horror movie
"EH HEH-EH!" -Voldemort
And finally, Tumblr shit.
I shall raise her to be strong and beautiful... I shall name her... Narutokawaiidesuhime-chan. *rides off into the sunset*" -Sirdapperpants on Tumblr
Things you don't like?
Bad reviews... not in an angry way of course, just sad. Feels like I failed the reader, and whatever it is I'm writing about (Ah, I'll never do them justice XD)
Being bossed around. Pet peeve, I just can't stand being told what to do- hence why I dislike school.
Not being able to write well! Argh, it's frustrating!
Not being able to draw something, when you have this perfect image in your head and just can't get it down on the paper.
Exams. Haven't taken one yet, but I'm scared of them all the same.
The seal slaughter- it's in cape breton every year, because the seals are supposedly eating the fish they need to sell. Since when is it O.K to walk out on the ice and beat the crap out of a defenseless seal pup with a baseball bat? Yeah, people do that (Not everyone, but some cruel people). Sad face.
Things you think are funny?
Alfred Ashford's crossdressing. Ah, I love the guy, but he's SO EASY to make fun of (along with everything else wonderful about Resident Evil)! xD
Really, really random crack fics. Gotta hand it to ya, handschuhmaus, you write some hilarious fics. x3
Making fun of Sam, and how he's supposedly 'emo' (Don't ask, has a lot to do with when I started writing)
The assumption song... if you don't know it, try YouTube. 8D
Making fun of Chris Redfail, A.K.A: FaggotyAnne.
Private jokes that don't make sense to anyone else.
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Invader Misty, Mia The Blind, Gomeriah, ii-Hijinx-ii
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1)When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2)Say "Ding" on every floor.
3)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
4)Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
5)Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
6)Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
7)Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
8)Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
9)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
10)Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
11)Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
12)Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
13)Ask, "Did you feel that?"
14)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
15)When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
16)Swat at flies that don't exist.
17)Tell people that you can see their aura.
18)Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
19)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
20)crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
21)Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
22)Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
23)Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
24)Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
25)Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
26)Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
27)Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
People think you're insane.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)
You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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92 of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decides breathing wasn't cool. I am one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically in the background.
90 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. Post this on your page if you would be one of the 10 of people who would be yelling "Jump
'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?
And so Voldemort sent the hobbits to Narnia to find Zeus's master lightning bolt to defeat the Cullens.
good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.
A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.
TGWF: Thank God We're Female
When someone annoys you takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Adults are just kids with money.
God created the earth, the sky, and man. Everything else was created in China.
dude, we lived! we're livers!
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Andrew Futral. Copy and Paste this into your profile if you completely agree. SUCK IT, TWILIGHT.
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If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide
I don't obsess! I think intensely
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Welcome to umbrella beach. Everyone here has rainbow veins, and loves their strawberry avalanches.
Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. -Captain Jack Sparrow
"Savvy?" Jack Sparrow
"... I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by ..." - Jack Sparrow
"No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?"-Jack Sparrow
"[empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?"
Why doesn't your compass work?"
"Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforeseeable series of circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew." -Jack Sparrow
"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled."-Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean taught me a lot of things:
If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile.
Here's a lovely little message for someone, although I don't know who they are because they left a damn anonymous review (coward.) On my very first story, nontheless. Actually, it's part of the author's note on the rewrite of that fic I hope to post soon (Saya, You're Like The North Star). Personally, I couldn't wait. Just keep in mind it's part of an author's note on a rewritten fic.
Yeah, you out there? I hope you read this. And I hope you like it but leave a bad review anyways, just because you don't want to give me the satisfaction. But I've gotten better, and I know it- I don't need YOU to leave a page-long review telling me how much you hated what I've written. Do you know I was twelve when I wrote the original? Do you know how much it brought me down, how long it kept me from trying to write again? Did you know I couldn't read the first few paragraphs without tears forming in my eyes? Well, I'm back to face you and everyone else. And nothing about whatever anyone wants to bash about me, or my writing, or whatever my opinions express, is going to keep me from writing any fanfiction I want to write. It doesn't matter if it's bashed left, right, and centre- I WILL improve, and I will work hard to one day write a book. And it's comforting to think that someday, I'll get all the reviews in the world because I did what I wnated, because I wrote a novel. And what the hell are you going to be doing, while I'm getting an education and living my life? You're going to be left sitting slouched at your computer, eating potato chips and reading more fanfics by people who TRY, bringing them down. And if you're a grown woman or man, that was an action nothing short of pathetic. I bet you know it, too, don't you? I'm fourteen now; a young woman if you will. I'm not perfect, no one is. But you want to know something? I'm not going to TRY to please you, or anyone else on fanfiction or anywhere else on the face of this Godforsaken earth. I'm going to use my mind and my imagination, and I'm going to post this improved version of a fanfiction previously bashed by YOU. Something people JUST MIGHT like, as you clearly belived otherwise. Read this and leave whatever type of review you want. I don't care if you write a heartfelt apology, a flame, or a formal letter about my idiocy, because I no longer give a DAMN about what you think. And if you DO leave a review, don't bother making it anonymous, because I won't look at your profile or who you are. I'll read it. But I won't cry, my eyes won't water. I'll laugh at how stupid you look, losing yourself so seriously in nothing more than fictional words that novice authors have written about fictional characters and bringing real people down who are either too young to write well, or just not great in general. Fanfiction is not professional, something you clearly hadn't realized, you poor blind, sick person. Emphasize fictional, and think about the fact I've been talking about living my life. Then see if you can get anything out of that.I'm not going to bash anything you wrote or will write in the future like you did to me, I'm not going to flame you, because I don't care enough to do more than write this to you, just on the 'off' chance you might read it. Not that I hope you don't- I hope you read this and it makes you feel like you should. Like you're NOT the most amazing writer who ever lived. Two more things, for other people as well: For all the people out there who have horribly bashed writers who aren't of the very best, not quite 'professional author' quality: Get a life, try writing yourself, and see how many good reviews you get. If it's not as many as you expected, nothing's wrong there. If you do get a million good reviews, good for you- brag as loud as you can, just know that no one's listening. If your flame count's up, I think you could guess who that's from, couldn't you? And for everyone else out there, those who feel like writing a message like this: Keep going, no matter what anyone says, no matter how many horrible reviews you get, no matter how bad someone flames you- someday, you'll show them. I know I will.
P.S. - One more thing for you anonymous person, among the very most important. Fuck you.
Harry Potter Fanfic Challenge!
(number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!..)
1. Sirius Black
2. Bellatrix Lestrange
3. Severus Snape
4. Delores Jane Umbridge
5. Minerva Mcgonagall (Gotta love the old vulture)
6. Sybill Trelawney
7. Lord Voldemort
8. Albus Dumbledore (YES, I do like Voldemort a little more than Mr. Viagra-pants)
9. Lucius Malfoy
10. Gilderoy Lockhart (The poor cocky bastard)
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Anime> Karin> "No Different... Right?"- Ren Marker, a true manwhore, never thought he might find a girl that really made him take a second look. However, when a fiesty brunette with silvery eyes captures his attention, he discovers even a vampire can be wrong.
Games> Resident Evil> "A Night Gone So Wrong"- A wild party gone awry for Jill takes her for one hell of a ride. A/U.
Anime> Blood+> "Why Me?"- Solomon and Haji thought they were free of each other when they woke up in the dusty cabin. However, Saya has other plans for them.
Anime> Blood+> "Mr. Brightside" - (songfic) Mao has her sights on nothing more than Kai when she starts a trip from Okinawa that would take her all around the region. Okamura wants nothing more than to know who the young girl in the red dress they meet is. But they both get more than they bargained for when the young woman going their way decides to tag along, putting Mao in the backseat...
Games> Pokemon> "Learning to Breathe" - (NxTouka) She understood his need to leave. She had felt it from the beginning of her own journey. And yet, she wanted to follow him. However, when she does... Touka gets more than she bargained for.