Kane the DFWM Seme
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Joined 07-31-10, id: 2474455, Profile Updated: 02-28-12
Author has written 40 stories for Warcraft, Naruto, Bleach, Shugo Chara!, Beauty and the Beast, Pokémon, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, Inkheart, Avatar: Last Airbender, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Mermaid, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Alice in Wonderland.

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Age: 14 (What cha' gonna do about it Bitchin' mother fuckers?!)

Family: Sister~ Akatsuki's friend (she is the best! I love you sis~)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this.

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support."

It's so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking... Because those men already have boyfriends

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Maybe of laughter...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it

I love many things. Here is a list to name a few: cats, Hetalia, anime, boobs, yaoi, yuri, Naruto Shippudden, girls, boys, pandas, wolves, black, gray, blue, purple, my sister, my boyfriend, my mother, my brother, those who leave comments on my stories, etc.

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Afraid of the Dark by Darkmoonphase reviews
As long as he keeps quiet and does as "they" say, he's fine. But Kakuzu and his friends have other ideas. Thrown into something he doesn't want, all he can do is try to stop it before it's too late for those he cares most about. kakuhida/AU/high school [Now adding Alternate Ending chapters; 2014 final update]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,389 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hot For Teacher by x.Mrs.ItachiUchiha.x reviews
Hidan has detention with Kakuzu, it starts to pour with rain, and Kakuzu takes him home... YAOI! LEMON! slight MASOCHISM! UPDATED/REVISED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Maintaining Organization by Melby7777 reviews
After Kakuzu had scared yet another one of his partners into hiding, Pein brings in a new recruit—who happens to be a sixteen-year-old, fowl mouthed, high school delinquent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Child of War by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He was just an orphaned teen, an abandoned child of war. Nothing new to rogue soldier, Kakuzu. So why does he feel the need to keep him at his side? AU KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,663 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
I Don't Love You by BaronBiff reviews
In an attempt to re-obtain the affections of his former girlfriend, Angelina Johnson, Fred Weasley decides to spike her drink with a powerful love potion. Unbeknownst to him, however, the drink actually belongs to Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Fred W., Draco M.
Scandalous by masruiiiik reviews
Hidan was just going to grab a late-night snack when he saw Sasori and Deidara doing something absolutely... scandalous. On the kitchen counter no less. Maybe he and Kakuzu should try it sometime. Mentions of SasoDei and KakuHida. Crack-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Adopted Love by stephfarrow94 reviews
Zetsu was adopted by Pein to be trained as a ninja for the Akatsuki. After an unfortunate incident between Madara and Zetsu, Zetsu wont leave Pein's side. Will their friendship remain the same or will it be something more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Zetsu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Clothing by Pure Love of Loving reviews
The Akatsuki cloak was restrictive, itchy and too hot, but an Akatsuki member was not allowed to take his own cloak off before sleeping hours. Hidan thinks he's found a way around it. Fluff, HidaKaku or KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
She Would Die by Gamma Orionis reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts is turning in their favour, but there are still things left unsaid between Bellatrix and the Dark Lord. Written for the Diversity Competition on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
That Old Black Magic by REwrites24 reviews
Remus thinks he may be going slightly mad. Completely mad really. There could be no other reason for it. Why else would he lose all coherent thought around Sirius lately? Songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Caught by smilelaughread reviews
Remus pours his annoyances of the day into his journal - diary! - and knows Sirius will read it. HPFC forum challenge. Rated T for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Lake, The Dance and The Bet by PrioritiesSorted reviews
Sirius naturally expected everyone to want him, so they did. Unfortunately, that included his fellow Marauder, who shook his head and focused his gaze elsewhere, regretting it immediately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Valentines Day by Pure Love of Loving reviews
The only person dense enough to misinterpret Valentines Day, it must be him. KakuHida/HidaKaku, fluff. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Turning Tables by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
Follow Hidan and Kakuzu from their innocent and misunderstood first kiss at the age of 8, through school where they're relentlessly bullied, and finally to the struggles of being a gay couple in modern day society. KakuHida,may include SasoDei,and ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Desperate Obsession by A Sirius Crush On Moony reviews
Bellatrix is in love with him, and every little thing he does excites her, no matter how dangerous it is... Bellatrix/Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Hug Your Child by tech-17 reviews
Hug your child, or they might turn out to be Death Eaters, and we wouldn't want that...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Pepperoni Pizza by KarinaKamichi reviews
Hidan won't quit irritating Kakuzu on their trip to the Fire Temple. This story takes place sometime before Asuma's death in Naruto Shippuden. Warning-Randomness Definite Fluff in some scenes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Scorpius just turned 17 by yamade reviews
and now that he thinks he's considered an adult, he can disobey Teddy. Pure Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
Power Play by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
"Come, brother. Kneel before your king." Thor/Loki, PWP smutfic, rated M for sexual content.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
An earnest mistake by Apel reviews
A short one-shot where in Remus makes an honest mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
My Family's Banker by AnimeYaoiFangirl100 reviews
Hidan lives in a terrible household and when he is introduced to the banker he finds he likes pestering him. They become close friends and when Hidan is in trouble and needs someone that he can count on will Kakuzu be that person? Summary sucks I know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Bunny Plugs and Other Assorted Ways to Kill Time by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Weasley's Wizard Wheezes can always use a guinea pig. Two Weasleys and a Malfoy in a cellar under Diagon after the shops have shut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Myself to You by planetofmars reviews
Loki with both his love and his hatred. Loki/Thor.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Complete
A Prison Story by YouStoleMySocks reviews
Featuring stereotypical orange jumpsuits, unrealistic prison cells, a rag doll, an albino, and a blowjob from hell. An AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Terrible Two by Limited-Fantasy reviews
A magical mishap splits Loki in two: a nice Loki and a mean Loki. The Avengers think nice!Loki is great, until they don't. Warnings for eventual slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Thor, Iron Man/Anthony S.
Influence by ladyqueenscove reviews
"Can't you keep your voice down?" "I could. But there is one condition." Fred/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Fred W., Draco M. - Complete
The Sorting Hat by Limited-Fantasy reviews
The Avengers, Loki, Coulson, and Nick Fury discuss what houses they'd be sorted into if they were wizards from Harry Potter.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Blind Date by velveteenMemoirs reviews
When Feliciano had promised him an evening he'd never forget, Gilbert had never imagined this was what he had meant. One-Shot. Crack RusPrus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
I Don't Want a Nickname by ladyqueenscove reviews
It started as a quiet lunch, in a quiet flat, which one of them had been coerced into. Draco/Fred drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Good Morning by Elzbun reviews
Gilbert found some perverted photos of him in Ivans house, and breaks into his room to give the sleeping Ivan a piece of his mind. You do not wake up a sleeping Russian. Please read!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Prussia, Russia - Complete
Lupin's Memory by snapeface reviews
Taster for potential story, please check it out. Lupin's in his office thinking back to his school days. Story started- see Sectumprius :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
childhood memories by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu had a good life until he finds an interesting young boy who turns his world upside down. naru-verse the ordering of when people joined the akatsuki will be messed up. kakuhidan, gore, swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Hi by The All Pairings reviews
Hidan annoys Kakuzu in the middle of the night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Alien Nachos by CreCre reviews
Pein is taking Konan out on a date, and Kakuzu is acting weird. And there are only two possible reasons: A or B. Which one would you chose?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Pain/Pein, Kakuzu - Complete
This Secret by Dorotheos Lycurgus reviews
Snape and Draco dance in practice for the Yule ball. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Not Likely by disclosed diatribe reviews
George ends up in Snape's room for a detention from Lockhart, all hell breaks loose. Foursome, Threesome, solo, forced incest, BDSM, non-con, dub-con, chan? sort of implied but not concrete , July Slash Challenge : Might be a bit M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S., George W. - Complete
Lover Boys by Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy reviews
All I know of my father's past is that he was a punk. Now, suddenly, I'm meeting all of his friends kids, and I pray to Jashin they will leave me alone. Please, I just want my dad back. Kakuzu and Hidan's sons. -DISCONTINUED-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Sexting by April Ballad reviews
Greece is in an EU meeting and Turkey thinks it's just hilarious to send him naughty texts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Turkey, Greece - Complete
Change Our Ways by catastrophic-art reviews
He and I both know that nothing more can or ever will come of this. It wasn't meant to be, otherwise, things wouldn't be this way. But they are, and no one can change it. Rated T for minimal suggestive content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Reasons to Forbid by masruiiiik reviews
There is a reason as to why Pain forbade the Akatsuki members to have one-night-stands with prostitutes, desperate housewives and just the female population in general. The main reason being the twenty-five tiny Hidans running around. Crack! Slight yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Can I Borrow A Dollar? by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Serpentine by ScarletDarkblood reviews
Kakuzu is a slavemaster. Hidan is a slave. A special kind of slave, however - and when the enemy threatens him, Kakuzu will step up to the plate. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Kakuhidan by chihiro-okami reviews
One morning Hidan and Kakuzu wake up from a night of parting in bed naked together! Will they be able to go on as if nothing has hapend, or will their relationship become more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hung Over by Alice-n-Edna reviews
Hidan wakes up in the Akatsuki's living room hung over and in bed with two other men. Something had to be wrong here. Oneshot. Hidan/Kakuzu, with other pairings mentioned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
No Confidents by akatsuki FAN KYAAAA reviews
Why is it always a girl who gets into the naruto world and joins the Akatsuki?Not this time, its a boy.Akito Kawato.A weak,shy boy,somehow,asked to cook and clean up instead of being killed.What will the outcome be? Yaoi pairing unknown
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,830 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Akatsuki
Misfortune by WRATH77 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are in the middle of having sex when the unexpected happens. Rated M for Hidans mouth and sex. Hidan/Kakuzu. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Pocahontas by nisachara reviews
Hidan is out hunting - for the head of the Chief's son. But he soon realizes he won't be satisfied with just the head... AU KuzuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Special Delivery by nisachara reviews
Tonight Hidan hadn't killed but he would still have blood. AU KuzuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Blasphemy by nisachara reviews
Convicted criminal Kakuzu is in Death Row. A certain Jashin priest is sent to give him spiritual advice in his last days on Earth. WARNING: pointless smut and a little bit of asphyxiation. KuzuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Don't let me go by Animeyaoimaster reviews
Trouble arises when Kiseki insults Yoru deeply, resulting in Yoru's leave. Kiseki goes out to find him but stumbles onto something he shouldn't have seen. Now he's both brokenhearted and guilty...is there any hope at all? Read to find out Yoru x Kiseki
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Yoru, Kiseki - Complete
Reflections by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan's quietest when he's praying. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Spoonful of Sugar by FlightofFancy99 reviews
This is a tale about Severus and Remus and a moment of bonding that they share while dealing with Remus' "hairy" problem, in a most unconventional way. This story involves non consensual, in a way, discipline, aka spanking, of an adult by another adult.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Kakuzu's Babe by Akatsuki'sfriend reviews
Hidan never wanted to date but one surprise from Deidara. Now, Hidan might lose everything to some guy he does not even know. Can Hidan make it OK?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
If We Live Forever by paradoxical-enigma reviews
KakuzuXHidan. Kakuzu survived by a hair and Hidan overpowered Shikamaru. This is what happened to the two afterwards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Hidden by paradoxical-enigma reviews
A kind of pointless drabble in which Hidan bugs Kakuzu about his need to wear that heavy mask.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Psychiatrist and Strippah by YaoiPhox reviews
Yaoi. KakuHida. AU. An exotic dancer is forced to see a psychiatrist. This psychiatrist isn't like all those other quacks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Forbidden by Melby7777 reviews
Vampires and werewolves could never love one another. Not in a million years. They were natural enemies and all of them knew it. But it's not like Hidan ever followed 'family' tradition.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,187 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Rockstar by LadyKakuHida reviews
AU. Hidan's a young rockstar, touring with his band around the world. Kakuzu's his bodyguard, his escort to and from concerts, but not everyone is there for the music...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Demons by Darkmoonphase reviews
Hidan didn't mean to say those words. They slipped before he could stop them. But out of all the scenarios he could have thought of, he honestly didn't think that the conversation would take that sort of turn. -Not AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Lucidity by ncfan reviews
-Tesla x Orihime- There's a dangerous game being played.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Tesra L., Orihime I. - Complete
I Want You Dirty All Over The Place! by Abraxas Qlippoth reviews
A dirty online/chat conversation between Sam and Bumblebee. With the boy away at college and the bot stuck inside of the garage it seems it's the best way to keep their relationship going through the boredom. But just what turns Sam on?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
KakuHida: The Neko by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Kakuzu, on his walk home, finds a silver cat with magenta eyes. Some reason Kakuzu decides to take him home, but what happens if the cat turned into a half-human half-cat with ears and a tail? KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Who is afraid of the big bad wolf? by hallucinajenny reviews
Hidan is a 14 year old in an abusive household, who's only escape is in a small clearing in the woods between his mother and grandmother's houses. Rated M for gore, death, and swearing. Kakuhida if you really really squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakuzu's revenge by I-Fancy-Rock-Lee reviews
After 4 long years of Hidan...well being Hidan really, Kakuzu finally decided to get his own back. "My turn." he thought as the humurous revenge stirred in his mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Erotophonophilia by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Two twisted minds, paired together in a violent embrace. KakuHidan. Sequel to Taphephilia. Hardcore gore and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
House of the Akatsuki by Agent47Rulz reviews
Everyday adventures of the Akatsuki organization. Finale: Kakuzu always likes peace and quiet when going to the library, unfortunately Hidan tags along to inadvertantly cause hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,057 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
heaven sent, hell bound by hallucinajenny reviews
Hidan is son, and servant, of the death god Jashin. Kakuzu is a human who was brutally murdered by the woman he loved, and after death turned into a demon. Madara is the trickster god and has has some not-so-pleasant plans for the two. Gore and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
school troubles by reyreykitty reviews
When grimmjow likes Ulquiorra and Ulquiorra likes Grimmjow only to things can be said!- TROUBLE AND SEX ! WARNINGS: Bad language, OOC-ness, Sex! trashy summary!please review
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Why I Bleed by AgateophobicDetraque reviews
After Gin left, Izuru felt nothing but sadness. He always thought that he bled, but really it was just his broken heart getting drained of its love. IzuruXGin, yaoi, poem. A drabble I think but I can't be too sure.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru
After They've All Died by YaoiPhox reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have cheated death and lived on. They have outlived the others and now live in our current time. Although the Akatsuki has died off, is the immortal duo really alone? Gift for my readers. Rated for Language. KakuHida fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
immortal love by SuigetsuPhwoar reviews
"forever" hidan agreed ,little did they know forever would be over soon. a kakuhida drabble about the horrible chapters 337:
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Never let go KakuHidan by HaloGebieter reviews
a KakuHidan "story" written in both perspectives... first is Hidan and then Kakuzu Hidan is sad but woun't show Kakuzu... please just read... I can't decribe it... really confusing ... was depressed when I wrote it
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hidan Hates Simon by Izumi.Potter reviews
As you know, Hidan can get a little frustrated. Especially when watching American Idol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
worst fear by wishing-conscious reviews
when hidan comes to the base crying what will kakuzu do to find out whats wrong? hidanxkakuzu yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Rope by idioticonion reviews
Ted discovers that Barney loves being tied up. Warning: M/M sex and bondage. Set during Slaspgiving 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Little Voice in My Head by WarriorsSlashLove reviews
--Lionblaze always had a choice. He chose wrong.-- Jayfeather seeks revenge for injustices. AshLion, one-sided unrequited JayLion. Dark. SLASH, don't like, don't read.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze - Complete
Work harder by thPeekaBoo reviews
When Grimmjow just have to fall in love with someone, and the someone just must have to be Ulquiorra, he resort to all kinds of methods to get his heart. GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Boarding Schools by shikamaru's fangirlxxx reviews
When Akatsuki high might have to close, the boys are not impressed at the prospect of being transferred to rival school Konoha High. Rated T for swearing. Contains lots of pairings eg. Kakuhida sasodei sasunaru shikatema Kisaita Kakairu Kankiba Peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 40,578 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Cleaning House by Cattiechaos reviews
With nine men living under the same roof, cleaning was pretty much a lost cause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Midnight Meeting by tainted3yes reviews
Pein calls a pissed off Hidan into his office for a midnight meeting. Who knows what can happen late at night...with the Akatsuki leader...in his bedroom. Hidan certainly doesn't. Yaoi--M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pocky by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Fields of Gold by nisachara reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan never knew where they would end up once they died. They never believed they'd die in the first place. But now, thrown into a world that dismissed their existence, how long would it take them just to feel again?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Loving Hatred by CrystalOcean7 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are fourced to see psychiatrist under Pein's orders. Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Say What? by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Highschool. Hidan has a unanswered crush on Kakuzu, nothing that he minds though until he suddenly realized he’s gotten competition. KakuHidan Fluff & Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Nighean Geal as Bòidhche by MrsSand reviews
Kakuzu arrives at a boarding school, however, he soon finds out this top rate school has more dark secrets than a school should. KakuHida, rated T for now. I suck at summaries, so just read it if you wanna, ehehe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Kakuzu by Tyranno's girl reviews
In Kakuzu Hoku's new foster home there are twenty-one windows and fourteen doors. Thirteen of the doors open and close. The fourteenth is locked...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Shake it by Marijexx reviews
Some songs are just horrible.. What if Grimmjow got caught by Ulquiorra dancing? Crack of course! yaoi, UlquiGrimm oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Strawberry Bubbles by Violet Waller reviews
Harry and Draco have had enough of Snape's disgusting stench and they Imperio him into taking a bath ... let the scrubbing, lathering, rinsing, singing and dancing begin! Humor/Crack!Fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Helping Hand by Lecture reviews
Kakuzu is being worked like a dog by that pain in the ass of a leader, can Hidan help relieve some stress? KakuHida A fanfic I wrote as a mission on DA for Akatsuki-yaoi-freakz enjoy and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Getting Love by Melby7777 reviews
Zetsu feels lonely after seeing all the other members together. Kakuzu feels bad for him and decides to help him out. Is the miser's advice good enough to help though?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zetsu, Kakuzu - Complete
Question's by Lecture reviews
Kakuzu asks a few weird questions that threaten Hidan's sanity. Like he has any left.Slight Yaoi. Rated T for Hidan's Tourettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Your 'Wife' by Melby7777 reviews
In order to save his sister from marrying a man she did not love, Hidan switches places with Hidako and marries Lord Kakuzu. Yaoi, eventual smut. IT IS COMPLETE starts off bad, ends pretty good
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,047 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Flower That Shattered The Stone by iamofthedesert reviews
Hidan just moved away from the perfect life. Good friends, doing good in school, hot girlfriend. He now has to make it in the most stereotypical school in the U.S. Can he make it? Akatsuki fic AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Sweet Dreams by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu awakes to find hidan having a rather interesting dream X3 kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Malfoys Don't Fart by Yami Ryo reviews
Severus and Draco share a rather interesting moment of denile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
No Substitute by StarkBlack reviews
Kiba has a heart to heart with Sai, and learns there's much more to the artist than he first thought. Sadness, loneliness, and confusion plague the pale beauty, and Sai doesn't even understand why... Warnings: Language and graphic sex between two males.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Loneliness by JeRhy reviews
Hidan doesn't feel wanted in the Akatsuki and decides to leave-- but how will he be able to stay away with his memories of Kakuzu lingering? M for language. Yaoi. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Mr Womanizer by Akatsuki-Fangirl reviews
CRACK When Kakuzu and Hidan are left at the base alone, some cracky things can happy...R&R NO FLAMES
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One Last Kiss by TechnoTobi reviews
All I wanted was for him to push me off and say "Knock it off Hidan, we have business." But knowing he would never say it again made me want to try all the more. Rated M for Necrophilia. Be warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Little Things in Life by catharticdeficit reviews
It was Ulquiorra’s Ultimate Secret. Now three people know of it: Ulquiorra himself, Aizen, and him, Grimmjow Jaggerjacques. Crackish shonen-ai sorta. for Kalachuchi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tending the Garden by Ryusei Bloodmoon reviews
So this random ZetsuPein idea came up in my head and I decided to go on it. Hardcore one-shot. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Zetsu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Stitching My Mouth Shut by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Kakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
But What If I'm Something Else? by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Chocolate Roller Coasters by Impervious Marr reviews
Ulquiorra glared at anyone and everyone who looked at the blue-haired Espada for more than two seconds, and pulled Grimmjow inside the amusement park, growling. Grimmjow smirked. GrimmUlqui. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Solitary Situation by Lychenne Laki reviews
Naruto alternate universe, Akatsuki are incarcerated in Konoha Youth Correctional Facility. Naruto dies! Featuring Itachi's cold revenge, unspeakable crimes and the forbidden love between one man and another. Beware of extreme violence and graphic yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Lucky Dice by SqueakKills reviews
An intruder has entered Near's room and spilled his dice. IT'S A GIANT PORCUPINE! No. It's L. LxNear one-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Near, L - Complete
Communication by ty.soglasna reviews
George knows something Fred doesn't, and just can't keep it to himself anymore. But first, he has to get Fred alone. And then, hope that it comes out right. Simple, right? Twincest, gift fic for Colette1me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Slaughter House by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Ichimaru Gin and Kira Izuru duet:: Sheep and herder, or sheep and slaughterer?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
A Little Joke by Atopos reviews
Hidan thinks he can tell jokes, much to some people's horror. Warning: Swearing, Kakuzu is a little OOC, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Love Letter by Watch Hound reviews
Apparently one of the Akatsuki members have been receiving love letters from Hinata Hyuuga and Pein is determined to find out who of his boys is the lucky man. Slash, Yuri R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hinata H., Konan - Complete
Konan and Her Yaoi Paddle by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Konan - Complete
Twin Sized Happy Christmas to Fred by thatsnotnicetho reviews
Fred knows what he wants for Christmas, and luckily, he's going to get it. SMUTMASS GIFT TO SHIKA'S RAPE VICTIM! TWINCEST! FredxGeorge!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Pink Present by Limited-Fantasy reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Snape receives an early present.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Shovels by Atopos reviews
A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
the bats are pooping by closedofHeart reviews
Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
An Unfortunate Event by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu go on their first date, which turns out to be more than they expected. Yaoi, KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
October Weather by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan fluff, AU, shounenai] Hey... my hands are cold... can't blame the wind, can you?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Persuade Me by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan] Hopefully SOMETHING can make Kakuzu pay for it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Memories of Mine by Pankee reviews
Kakuzu broods over losing Hidan to the ground, losing himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
You, You, You by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sequel to the crackarific fic Admitting Defeat. Sam finds out more than he wants to know about his car's past, and it takes an interesting turn... Past Bee/Ironhide, totally Bee/Sam with only one quick passing mention of Mikaela.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Moonlight by Phantom of Spades reviews
“And I promised the moon to GIR…” Promises between two represent strong love, especially when kept. One shot. [ZimxGIR]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Ashley Wilkes by Bonibaru00 reviews
Five scenes that never took place between Ashley and Rhett. This story is rated R and contains slash (mm interaction).
Gone with the Wind - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2004
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.
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Teddy Bears to Knives and Fights reviews
Draco POV. Dark!Draco with depressing themes and cutting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Insane Nightmare reviews
A dark poem partially about Chesire, the Mad Hatter, and Jack. When their two worlds submerge, it's like the world of a child. No pairings!
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jack S. - Complete
There is no LOVE
Why do I have no lover? Why does love exsist? I feel no love from the men I sleep with...there is no LOVE. Dark Edward poem! Yaoi! Angst.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Hateful Lust
She was left in dusty corner after a session of hateful lust. Dark! Yuri Hungary/Unknown & Hungary/Belarus. Poem and mature content warning
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Hungary - Complete
Of The Insane reviews
Katara loves Suki but Suki belongs to Sokka. What has her crazy mind planned this time? One-sided shoujo-ai and Sokka/Suki.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Katara, Suki - Complete
Left Behind
A different turn to the Inkspell book. Dustfinger left Farid behind in the 'real world' alone. Farid is hurt and angry with being, what he thinks, is abandonment. Dustfinger promises to see Farid, no matter where. Hints of Dustfinger/Farid yaoi. Sad.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Farid, Dustfinger - Complete
A Promise reviews
Severus promised Draco a dance that night. Does Severus keep it or does he bail? How will Draco handle it? What is it that Severus really means to tell Draco? Yaoi! Severus x Draco. Mostly follows Draco. Some Pansy bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
The fangirl and fanboy solution reviews
Emily and Kane want Kakuzu...in BED! They want to do a three some but how do they get their beloved sir sexy stitches to agree? Male OC and Female OC! Kakuzu x Kane and Kakuzu x Emily.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Kakuzu
Pirates Life for the Akatsuki reviews
The Akatsuki got sucked into the movie Pirates Of The Carribean. Now they have to wash the decks and walk the plank! Some old enemies are back and the British have new recruits! Can they change the Pirate ways or become a pirate themselves? Yaoi!
Crossover - Naruto & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Capt. Jack Sparrow
All the things she said reviews
It was not allowed, yet they did it anyway. With crime comes punishment. Yuri! Crack pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Konan, Temari - Complete
Hidan The Beautiful Merman reviews
Hidan is a merman who falls in love with Kakuzu a human, but they can't be together or can they? Can a certain price make Hidan human? KakuHi! Possibly char bashing Rating for reason, smut in later chapters! A spin-off of the little mermaid, only better!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
What's it called again? reviews
Ash loves Pikachu but he doesn't have chance with him. Does he? No, maybe not! Ash x Pikachu! Yaoi! Sad stuff people!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Don't speak reviews
Hidan has made a horrible mistake, one that breaks Kakuzu. Konan doesn't regret this though... KakuHi & HiKona! For my baby Prepare your tissues and take off your eye makeup. SongFic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Twin Dragons reviews
Hikaru needs to explain what he feels towards Kaoru, worry. A poem for Dikata! Twincest and sad love :
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Awaken reviews
Hidan wants to give something that Kakuzu gave him, a reason to live. His life had been nothing before the stitched man, does Kakuzu feel the same? Yaoi. Hidan PoV. Realizing what life is, is not easy sometimes...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Be my bunny uke! reviews
Gin has something planned for three certain arrancars to get the person of their dreams. Poor them. Yaoi and Yuri! Some strong hinting.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Neliel T. O./Nel, T. Harribel - Complete
Before I reviews
Kane was not ordinary. The akatsuki were not regular and the espadas were not normal. Well some people strive to make people freaks. Just how many lifes can you live? Yaoi, yuri, hetero, and cannon couples. AU. Male OC!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Akatsuki, T. Hitsugaya
Remains reviews
They are all that remains. They were best friends, they needed each other. They would do anything for each other. Even the unthinkable... Misty X May X Dawn. Yuri! For Kyliebear Loves Kanebear
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dawn/Hikari, May/Haruka - Complete
hey brother reviews
It's not yaoi, it's brotherly love. It's a poem for when Itachi dies. It's kind of sad. Both Itachi and Sasuke pov.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Life is reviews
Sasori explains what Life is to Deidara. Life and Death are the tiwns that control us. Not really yaoi unless you want it to be?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Just an interest reviews
Ariel and Belle have a sleep over. Just how far will one interest go? AU. Yuri!
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Smutty Sexy Smoking? reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu try to find out what the smex and smexy means. Can it possibly lead to cheesy pick lines? And why doeseveryone get what they want? KakuHi and a little SasoDei. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When Drinking Takes Off Underpants reviews
Kakuzu never thought he would cheat, neither did Hidan. One night takes them through a journey of pleasure. Smut! KakuHi and slight KakuKona & HiTema. For Girrlylover. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What Of Us? reviews
This is for my Ms.bear. A poem about what Kakuzu had felt through their partner ship, the love, the leavings, the confused feelings, and the betrayels. Sad, KakuHi. Please read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
This New Thing I Think I Feel reviews
Another poem of GinIzu sad love. Both of them are feeling something they never felt before, maybe love?
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Poem For Us
A little poem of GinIzu. It's what they feel for each other and the words they cannot say. My Kyliebear wrote this for me. I love you baby
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
I'm sorry reviews
It's Gin's turn to say what he needs to for Izuru. GinIzu. Sad poetry. Please read.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Feeling this way reviews
GinIzu, a poetry of pain and love. It's what Izuru is feeling towards Gin in his depressed state. Please read.For someone
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Birthday Boy is a Sucker reviews
It's kind of late. KakuHi! Not HiKona! Hidan got Konan pregnant! What! Just read please, it's good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Thinking About You reviews
When Izuru is bored he thinks about Gin. Why is Izuru so sad when he thinks about Gin? What did Gin do? A poem about an angsty one-sided unrequited love. GinIzu and slight GinRan. Please read!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Pizza is Pie! reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu fight over pizza? Crazy fanboy that loves Body Buddy? Well, Happy Birthday Hidan! Slight KakuHi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Crying My Raindrop reviews
Oc x Ikuto. For alice-chan! Katelyn is heartbroken and Ikuto is lonely. Will seeing tears and feeling rain bring them together? Sorry for later update.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Ikuto T. - Complete
Talk D RTY JAPANESE To Me reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu first meet and Hidan has some "intresting" things to say to Kakuzu in Japanese. What will Kakuzu say back? Rated for language! KakuHi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Behind Locked Closets reviews
Sakura was just a fill in to Rock Lee, a fill in for a certain black-haired and gray-eyed ninja boy. Will Rock Lee get what he wants? For alice-chan! LeeSaku and LeeNeji. Smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Bathwater reviews
Hidan gets drunk and just so happens to want to sing to Kakuzu about bathing in old bathwater! Slight KakuHi. Fluffy. Songfic?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hella good reviews
One club, a hot song, and two sexy men! Will one dance make a difference? KakuHi! Don't diss intill you've read it! It's a songfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
You promised
A little GinIzu angst poem of love! It's what Izuru feels after Gin leaves him for Aizen. Just really sad and not very romantic. Warning you might cry. Don't diss it untill you've read it.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2011 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
Kakuzu X reviews
Kakuzu with all the Akatsuki and general non-Akatsuki.Character and couple bashing!KakuHi and slight KisaIta.Don't diss intill you've read it.Rating just in case.Mentions of sex and cussing but no actual sex.Sequel-ish to Why It Should Never Be Hidan X.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
why it should never be Hidan X reviews
Hidan with all the akatsuki and the general non-akatsuki. Character and couple bashing! KakuHi and slight HiTobi. Don't diss it initll you've read it. Rating just in case. Mentions of sex and lots of cussing, no actual sex though!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Prettyanimal Meets Kakuzu and Hidan reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan go on a mission to bring happiness to a lonely Nightelf named Prettyanimal. Story is on crack! There is some OOCness too. No romance!
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hidan - Complete