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Joined 08-01-10, id: 2474726, Profile Updated: 09-10-12
Author has written 7 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Dragon Age.

BHG (Beau Mercury): So I was asked by my good friend XXHell-In-My-Head what it means for me to be a writer, she said my response was good so Ima just leave it here...

I learned to write by just doing it, getting inspired over little things like songs, or events in my life... My writing style was shaped by who I want to be... and also traumatic experiences that effect me every day (Like in Shades of Grey, I may not be colorblind, but I do have bad eyesight that is getting worse)
But I don't think you can ever complete as a writer until your dead, cause thats the only time things don't effect you. I mean... in everyone's writing... is a bit of pain, a bit of truth, and a bit of the past.
I've had tons of embarrassing moments. Like having tons of obvious mistakes... um... Typing something that its utter crap.. (this part isn't so great)

ALSO TWIN I LOVE YOU!!!

Currently Reading(novel): None at the moment

Currently Reading(fanfiction): Way too many to list

Currently Reading(manga): Bleach, Kekkaishi, Naruto, Defense Devil

Currently Listening To: Evanescence

Currently Watching(Movie/Television Show): Family Guy

Currently Watching(anime): Shugo Chara, Bleach (even though I am wayyy behind), Kekkaishi, Naruto

My...

Age: Young enough to be crazy, but old enough to be lazy

Gender: Female, inside and out.

Occupation: Goes to school, but doesn't really learn

Favorite Food: Egg Rolls (Friggn delicious, those things are)

Favorite Music: Practically everything except Rap (excluding Eminem, he kicks ass)

Favorite Series: Magyk, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Naruto, Kekkaishi, Night World

Favorite Books: Eighth Grade Bites

Favorite Movies: Up, How to Train Your Dragon, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Inception, G.I. Joe

Favorite TV Series: Naruto, Kekkaishi, Bleach, Family Guy, House

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be pedantic.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Stereotypes on me Aren't they fantastic? Psh

Fave Quotes:

"Our Ice Cream Was Overcooked" -Melanie R

"Speaking is NOT Communication" -Ichigo K.

"You break the rules in my house, you gotta bleed!" - Isshin K.

"We've just witnessed of what I like to call misdirected rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass." -Shigure S.

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It's Erin Bxtch by Tophsenpai reviews
Erin is leaving her beloved New York for Japan? Now that she has encountered the Host club, will her life ever be the same again? That's easy. No it will not.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 83,430 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H., OC
Akatsuki Kittens by XxXMiiDNiGhTXxX reviews
The title says it all! The Akatsuki turn into Kittens! What will happen when they mysteriously wake up in a different world? And they are in the hands of a 16 year old girl? Whoa! You gotta read to find out! WARNING! This is a CRACK fiction!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 55,249 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Akatsuki
Now Hiring by have-a-cookie reviews
WANTED! Need a young maid that can cook and clean. Anything about sexual harassment in the job description? No? Well then, I'm so not getting paid enough. HikaruxOCxKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,246 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
The Unknown Jinchuriki by BabyKuei reviews
A story about a young girl from the Village Hidden by the Moon. She gains a great power and starts a journey to be allowed back home. She falls in love with a certain red haired sand ninja on her travels. Will love blossom in the desert? more to come
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Gaara
An American Rabbit in Japan by LullabyeLaura reviews
Haruhi and her pen pal, an American girl who goes by the name "Bunny", decide to switch places for a little while in the summer. Will Bunny be in over her head with the Host Club?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,146 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Tamaki S.
Kitten Curse by I love creepy things reviews
THIS STORY IS UNDER RECONSTRUCTION. PREVIEWS OF REWRITE STORY IN LAST CHAPTERS . T for attempted murder and swearing. Rewrite moved to The Kitten Curse. This version is more of a crack and humor story. Hidan pisses off a witch and, as punishment, she sends him and the others to the real world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,708 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
a Little Mistake by koyuki321 reviews
Maka and Soul have went out to distroy a witch, and get there hundreth soul. But how come Maka comes back, looking like a 4 year old! NOT DONE YET!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,159 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 8/8/2010
Oswego High School Host Club by the real jinxauthor reviews
Thomas Smith sets out to become the best Tamaki Suoh cosplayer that Kana-Kon has ever seen! But before he can win the grand prize, he needs to collect the rest of his host club...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 120,718 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Water: Twist of Fate by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
People always dream of getting transported into another world. They always wonder if they will be strong, if they will be weak, and if they will be needed. Well, the time for wondering is over for Dakota. This is the story of a 21st century teenager thrown into the thick of the Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,801 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - OC, Zuko - Complete
Kickin' and Screamin' by Roma-Nana reviews
She never expected her suspicions of Haruhi Fujioka to change her life. She was intent on being just a shadow; never noticed never bothered. Only entertaining herself. Until she was dragged out of her own little world to cause havoc in the Host Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,559 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010
Ouran High School New Student by NaoDream reviews
A new student arrives at Ouran Academy, will she be able to capture the hearts of the host club as well as the one she loves, yeah I know sucky summary I will make a better one later, takes place around the start of Haruhi's first year
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M., OC - Complete
Legend of the Unforeseen by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
As Aang's glowing eyes widened in pain, as his body was flung into the air for the last time, as a final pulse of power pushed the Fire Nation troops back...all that Monk Gyatso could think was this: We are finished. They have won. Our hope has fallen.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Korra
The Standard by Crazy Hyper Active Nyx reviews
Nori seems like your standard student.After transfering to Ouran High School, quickly comes into contact with the host club.What will the host club do when Nori finds out that Haruhi is actually a girl? And what's the reason Nori's pretending to be a guy?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,517 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Kaoru H.
Never Judge a Book by its Cover by HelloImOrbitz reviews
A new girl arrives at Ouran, but thing about her is well, she is a lot like Honey! But with this new arrival also comes the arrival of mysteries behind her past. Story is much better than summary! Please read! Rating just to be safe.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H.
Revenge of the AntiFangirl by RooRooBug reviews
Kaoru might have found the love of his life! The only problem is that she hates The Host Club, including him.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 77,708 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Music heals the soul by Alya Kihaku reviews
The lead singer of Violent Beauty finds herself in The Host Club while running from fans. She thinks that this was a one time encounter but she was wrong. Will the Host be able to heal the hurt and pain she feels or will she be scared forever? *Permanent Hiatus*
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,544 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010
Sasuke: Beginning of the End by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
Sequel to Hikari: Path of the Avenger With Hikari gone and Konoha in ruins, Sasuke must make a decision. Will he stay, and help Konoha against the threat posed by the ruthless Madara? Or will he leave once more, and search for Hikari himself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,958 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sasuke U.
Sleepytime Tea by Escape to Ouran reviews
RE-EDITING! Too Mary-Sue and off-track... Read if you still want to catch up... TakashiXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Mori/Takashi M.
Messenger by Brave Battalion reviews
Don't shoot the messenger. You know the Hitachiin twins game? Well, what if the girl who was supposed to get her heart broken sent her friend instead. And this friend will never forget it. Will she ever tell them apart? ***
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,344 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Describing Colours by Dream Theme reviews
All I've ever known is black. People can tell me all they like that the sky and sea are blue. It doesn't make any difference. I've never seen the colour blue, so I can't imagine it. Discontinued
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010
OHSHC epic randomness by XxNiji-The-Pedo-BearxX reviews
wanna see your fave Host club characters in your fave YouTube vids not including some random chapters ? come here! warning, may contain epic randomosity which may be too much to handle, currently rewriting first few chapters. has a few swears :S
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
50 Ways To Live Forever by XxNiji-The-Pedo-BearxX reviews
MOVED/MOVING TO XxHell-In-My-HeadxX's ACCOUNT!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Team Insanity by XxHell-in-my-HeadxX reviews
What do you get when you cross an overly aggressive Grape Juice Head, the Blind Whitey, and Mr. Tree Hugger? Team Insanity! Come follow the Adventures of Team 11 as they make the mark on the Ninja World!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
Gypsy by LittleDevilRose reviews
One day a strange gypsy girl walks into the gates of Konoha. Why is she there? Why does she refuse to tell any one where she's from? She's so strange, can she really fit in? Comments extremely appreciated! Rated T just to be safe ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 103 - Words: 257,704 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
A Hidden Melody by XxHell-in-my-HeadxX reviews
"All I can say," she pulled up her sleeve showing jagged lines from her scars, "Are that the worst scars can't be seen." OC story, UNKNOWN PAIRING. Trying to stay away from cliches!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,641 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011
Tame This Shrew I Dare You by twirltheflag reviews
Rewritten. Kerushii, an exchange student from America, has every reason to hate boys who flirt and don't mean it, like those found in the Host Club. But, maybe she just needs someone to give a chance and to heal her wounded heart. Two fused drabbles
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,688 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
OHSHC on FaceBook by XxNiji-The-Pedo-BearxX reviews
all the fun of Ouran high school host club but on FaceBook :D
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Frozen by Sencat reviews
Instead of Sakura, Kioko is assigned to team 7 instead! She's Naruto's best friend, and she NOT a crazy fangirl of the one and only Sasuke Uchiha! She doesn't even like him! Or...does she? SasukexOC ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,799 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sasuke U.
Caught in the Storm by XxHell-in-my-HeadxX reviews
Umehito Nekozowa has never really been close to anyone before. Could a chance meeting with a stranger change his look on life forever? All it took, was one day caught in the rain, and no one noticing a girl's pain.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/28/2011 - U. Nekozawa - Complete
Ace in the Hole by Crazy Hyper Active Nyx reviews
Ace transfered to Ouran High last year; and her life changes when a bunny is left in her classroom. Will Alice make it through her trip down the rabbit hole? Or will the hosts drive her crazy?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.
Ouran High: In the Eyes of a Scholarship Student 2 by Doubt'and'Judge reviews
After the adventures that Haruhi Fujioka and the rest of the Host Club had, a new student enrolled because of family job. She meets an interesting person that becomes her best friend. What will happen if you mix the characters together? On Hiatus
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010
The Almost Forgotten by PartyInACan reviews
When Haruhi mysteriously disappears on Wednesdays after school, the host club begins to wonder where she goes. What they find shocks them. TamaHaru, KaoOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Kaoru H.
Puppy by sugar-high pixie reviews
Mikan was just hoping to not make a fool of herself on her first day, she never expected that she would be 'adopted' as the dog of the most popular club in the school, or even fall in love. All because of a rainy day and a missing bunny
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 172,848 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009
Hikari: Path of The Avenger by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
I never knew who I was, really. I mean sure, my name was Lily Thompson, but I always had the feeling that I was something...more. That all changed the day I fell into the arms of a black haired boy whose eyes were like onyx...the onyx eyes of an avenger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 166,477 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Red Haired Healer by Mishief-Maker-loves-to-write reviews
scarred at 14, foster child Alex now goes to ouran for a fresh start. there she meets the host club. there's a hitch though. she's teriffied of boys. can Hikaru help with her problem? and why does tamaki seem a little overly friendly? Hikaru/OC/Tamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hikaru H., Tamaki S.
6 Feet Under by CaitlinXcowz reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan find a coffin that is made out of a rare metal. What will happen when the body inside of the coffin is still alive? Rated for Hidan's language. AkatsukiXOC BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,083 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Itachi U.
Fernando The Alpaca by AgeAndRicchanOwnYourSouls reviews
HIATUS. "I had sexual intercourse with a wild alpaca last Tuesday…" "Oh, did you now?" Two crazy girls from Canada. A Host Club. An Alpaca who happens to be named Fernando. Could you ask for any more than this? I think not. HikaruXOC, KaoruXOC T for safe
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,920 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.
Our Own Little World Ouran High School Host Club by Mikikimi reviews
Aras and Alex have just moved to japan with their loving uncle and aunt. They trust no one and only like themselves. Will the host club be able to save them from their selves in time?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kaoru H.
Naruto: Kyle's Story by Marioninja1 reviews
This story follows Kyle, a new member of Team Kakashi. The summary and title sucks, as always. Read and Review please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 88 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
Ouran Academy:Home of the Rich and Beautiful by Fallon-Skybird reviews
Sammy has just moved to Japan with her parents to attend Ouran. She stumbles across the host club and finds herself serving as a lackey after an accident. Some how, she falls in love in the mess of her life with a certain twin. WARNING: OC/KAORU PAIRING
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Kaoru H.
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A Day Without the Sun reviews
The Warden and Alistair have had a child, but plagued with tainted blood, the child will have a difficult time surviving infancy. But on the same day as its birth, a new Archdemon awoke, bringing with it another Blight, and a mission to find this tainted child. Sorry for the bad summary.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Alistair, Morrigan
Shades of Grey reviews
Grey is the new girl at Ouran High. After bumping into the two people most people would love to bump into, her world is changed. Soon she is swept away to the Host Club, which most girls would die for, but Grey, is not that type of girl.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,649 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Hikaru H., Kyōya O.
Army Of Insanity reviews
Diann, Mari, and Shinju, three girls who come to the Host Club for different reasons, but stay for all the same. They've all got their problems, but none have the solutions. Meeting the Hosts, just adds to them. Rated T, sorry for the bad summary!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M.
Living the Life of A Sociophob reviews
Tacitus is a quiet girl that hates most people and is afraid of others. Her best friend Hibiki is the complete opposite. What happens when Hibiki gets sucked in with the Host Club, leaving Tacitus to decide to join him, or run away? Adopted by Krystal Kitsune Uchiha
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,969 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Mori/Takashi M., Tamaki S.
Third Degree Burn reviews
Hitori is a girl that hates everyone, especially Sasuke. But this girl hides more then just hatred. She hides a secret that might, if it hasn't already, kill her. Rated T for Hitori's language. Was originally called DreamTaker
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Jupita, Learning To Drown reviews
It's funny how death can change someone. It can torture them, scar them, twist them into something violent and wild. Just by killing one person, you can murder another. They suffer and struggle until one word controls them. Revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Gone reviews
The Kingdom of Prussia, a powerful, wondrous empire. An empire that never deserved to die out. Sorry for the bad summary...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Prussia