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WARNING TO ALL THIS PROFILE CONTAINS SWEARING.
It's my profile I'll swear If I want to.
Name: anonymous ;)
Hair colour: Ginger and freaking proud;)
skin: unbelievably pale ( but i'm human, i swear!)
I'm obsessed with Frank Iero
I have a friend who is a hobo, he has a spoon, don't say you weren't warned.
I fucking love My Chemical Romance
HARRY POTTER is AMAZING
My wand: 10 inches Willow Phoenix tailfeather
Patronus: a big black dog (hint hint)
Place on the team: Beater
Future job: Auror
Favorite marauder: Padfoot
Least fav marauder: wormy
Favorite spells: Accio, Lumos and Bombarda
Favorite Classes: Transfiguration, Charms, DADA, Potions and Astronomy.
Favorite Potions: Felix Felicis, veritaserum and draught of the living death
Five favourite quotes:
1. "You haven't got a letter on yours...I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George
2. "A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers." That sounds fascinating. -Ron
3. Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
4. Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.
5. Class: Riddikulus! Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.
Who would you most likely be best buddies with? Ginny, Lily, Sirius, James, Hermione, Ron, Gred and Forge, Harry and Remus.If they were all the same age.(I'm a People person)
Three things Amortentia would smell like to you? Books, Buttered popcorn and Lavender.
Golden Trio or The Marauders? Marauders all the way they are EPIC!
Zonko’s Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Honeydukes, Iike my sweeties.
Invisibility Cloak or Elder Wand? The Invisibility Cloak (duh i already have a wand!)
Portkey or Apparation? Apparation, It's handier
One character you wish lived? umm... well sirius...and remus... and forge... aaand hedwig...and dobby! ...and Dumbledore...maybe snape
Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? WELL NOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people,PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate Twilight, Edward Cullen and all the fangirls that chatter about it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are THE Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that black is better then white, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Remus Lupin should not die, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Severus Snape should not die, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Sirius Black should not die, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred Weasley should not die, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think there's a reason why Hero of Time abbreviated is H.O.T. then, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Justin Bieber is stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate the Jonas brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into ya profile.
If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you have ever asked someone to repeat a question because you didn't understand it, then did it again just to annoy them, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine! SeverusHermione The Slytherin that cares
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
first day of school
making a new best friend
falling in love
death of close friend
getting back together
birth of a child
fun wasn't it!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD ones are you.)
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
If your having trouble on a test,
50 ways to make a teacher want to hit you.
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”
8. Don’t do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
13.When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on,
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.
Some labels on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Printed on the bottom of Tesco Tiramisu dessert:
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's Superman costume:
On a knife sharpener:
On shin pads for cyclists:
On a take away coffee cup:
Emergency safety procedures at a US summer camp:
In a microwave oven manual:
On the bottom of a cola bottle:
On a box of aspirin:
On a bottle of laundry detergent:
On a muffin packet:
On a ketchup bottle:
On a bottle of rum:
A car park sign:
A sign in a street in Hong Kong:
Rules on a tram in Prague:
Sign on newly-renovated ramp entrance, USA:
On a bottle of baby lotion:
In a car handbook:
Directions for mosquito repellant:
On a birthday card for a one year old:
In a hotel bedroom:
In a lift in a Japanese hotel:
On a can of Spray paint:
On a TV remote:
On a washing machine in a launderette:
On a bottle of hair dye:
On a box of fireworks:
On the packaging for a wrist watch:
In a dishwasher manual:
On a toaster:
On a mattress:
Read this. I almost didn't and I'm so glad I did.
Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.
THE BLOND TEST
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about.
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair.
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers/toes then named them.
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper.
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
72/100, and rising!!!!!! :O
Harry Potter Survey
Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?
Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkban
Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?
Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 1
Who is your favorite HP character?
Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?
Who do you want to make friends with?
Fred and George
If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
Why would he/she be your best buddy?
We would make a good evil team:)
Which character in the book can you relate to?
What pet would you get?
A fluffy cat like crookshanks
If's (if questions):
If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?
a land of ice cream:)
If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?
yup, and i'd probably bring a dog lead ;)
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?
Remus, he would know what it's like to be different.
Yes. that bitch is going to azkaban. first class.
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?
Draco Malfoy, hello there sexy!
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.
bill weasley is closest...
Post a character that has the same eyes color as you.
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?
Is this quiz getting boring and too long?
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)
Asking someone out / taking an exam :)
This or that:
Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?
Severus Snape or Sirius Black?
Hermione or Cho?
James Potter or Snape?
Snape because he's sexy ;)
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?
Is this survey fun or boring?
Bite me and I'll bite back.
Me, sarcastic? Never.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. (Alas, my cover's been blown. I hate getting caught.)
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
History lesson: the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, Barney came and they all committed suicide.
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, CRAP!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
I intend to live forever...so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough not to care
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried
I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?
When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Cross over to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run away, he hates that
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
An apple keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
Taste the rainbow: EAT CRAYONS!
Last night I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!
When there's a will, I want to be in it
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much
We're best friends. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
"Cinderella Walked On Broken Glass,
Sleeping Beauty Let A Whole Lifetime Pass,
Belle Fell In Love With A Hideous Beast,
Jasmine Married A Common Thief,
Ariel Walked On Land For Love and Life,
Snow White Barely Escaped A Knife,
It Was All About Blood, Sweat And Tears,
Because Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears."
If you have actually read this far PM me the word 'elephant'.
How much am I worth?
Favorite colors (multiple)
Did you use a calculator to add this?
and the Grand Total is... 3860 :) ( great, my schooling is more expensive than me!
Copy and paste this quiz to your profile. I dare you.
- Me and my girls, we don't just turn heads, we break necks.
- I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me
- What do i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when i get tired i put down the mirrior
- I'm busy, you're ugly, have a nice day!
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- Me and my girls are so cool, we get hit by park cars.
- When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut...it will heal, but there will always be a scar.
- Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most.
- However long the night, the dawn will break.
- Live for today cause you never know what tomorrow can bring, or take.
- At some point I'll finally tell you that i miss you.
- When worse comes to worse, my girls come first!
- I roll with the best and nothing less
- A friend is one who knows you but loves us anyways.
- Without my besties I'd be lost...no seriously I would be.
- I may look safe, but once i get you alone i WILL eat you.
- Don't knock on deaths door...ring the door bell and run, he hates you!
- I'm smiling cause they havn't found the bodies yet.
- They laugh at me because I'm diffrent, i laugh at them because they're all the same.
- Cheers...to another awkward moment
- I run with scissors it makes me feel dangerous..
23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator
1)CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open,
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die"
List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.
1) Sirius Black
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I haven't but it could be like a teenage runaway fic?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
umm... rose...well I'n my opinion she should be played by either karen gilligan or anna lutoskin, and their both pretty..
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Wrong beyond belief, and harry would kill him, both of them actually.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Well I'm writting one, and I read a good one with weapons and stuff, began with a 'w'...
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Despite the age gap Iwould say yeah, cos Remus is really serious, and Luna is chillaxed ;)
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
five/ten, cos that is less mentally scarring, scorpius and draco... bleugh!
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
not really sure there...
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
the other day I re-read one, does that count? and if anyone cares, it was Her eyes by WrittenAnonymous.
17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).
Sirius and Severus are in a happy relationship until George runs off with Severus. Sirius, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dominique and a brief unhappy affair with Luna, then follows the wise advice of Scorpius and finds true love with Albus Potter.
First of all, WTF? george and snape? sirius and dominique, she's like his grandchild in age difference! and he is in love with Albus Potter, who is like 40 years his jnior!
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?
Fred would own Snape but would get points taken and detention :(
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
It would be good, but that means i can't think he, or Draco, are sexy anymore :(
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
sit back and watch, If she is part veela, and he is a prankster, it's gonna be good!
21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
sad, but it would probably be his time of the month, y'know?!
22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?back up and out, screaming 'INSEST EW EW EW!!'
23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
you've got the boy-who-lived-twice, the-girl-that-shagged-him, and the-boy-who-has-sex-in-the-street. what a disgrace!
24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
well... lets just say we might need some silencing charms whilst he shows me his wand ;)i'll ask questions later! :)
25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
aww, poor padfoot! and maybe if he was all happy once he's out of azkaban then he should be all bouncy really..
26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
thanks! have a rose, no pun intended,siriusly :)
27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
dude, you got blonde hairs in it!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Not currently...
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yup
3) How many houses have you lived in? 4.
4) Favorite chocolate? Crunch
5) Favorite shoes? black converse :)
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yup, in a shopping centre...
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. School
12) Favorite genre of music? rock, loud :)
13) What is your zodiac sign? Libra
14) What time were you born? 11:29am
15) Do you like beer? totally! I drink it like everyday, y'known while I am sleeping with anyone I see, get real and check 18!
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes ;) But it epically failed...
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Hannah Montana
18) Are you sarcastic? Yes, I speak fluent sarcasm.
19) What are your favorite colors? black, crimson, silver
20) How many watches do you own? none, I live life on the edge..
21) Summer or winter? Autum ftw!!!
23) Favorite color to wear? grey with green, cos it looks sexy on me :)
24) Pepsi or Sprite? sprite
25) What color is your cell phone? Black
26) Where is your second home? the library...
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Of course!
28) Have you ever had a cavity? yeah, it sucks!
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 1
30) How many video games do you own? 0
31) What was your first pet? my fish, popeye and goldie, i was 4 okay?
32) Ever had braces? nope
33) Do looks matter? Depends
34) Do you use chapstick? Yup!
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. bills,adkins and witherspoon
36) American Eagle or Abercrombie? Abercrombie
37) Are you too forgiving? nope, in actual fact I'm a heartless bitch.
38) How many children do you want? 2, preferably a boy then a girl...
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? not yet..
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Cereal
41) Do you own a gun? No
42) Ever thought you were in love? nope ;( Draco Malfoy doesn't count does he?
43) When was the last time you cried? dunna really
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I went visiting for christmas, yay...
45) Olive Garden? Panera Bread? Panera Bread
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? yes.. HE was angry...
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes
48) Nicknames? loz, lol's
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no, sorta want to now..
50) Ever been to Kentucky? no, but I've had the chicken!
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? nuhn
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? noo..
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? noo, i have much better things to say...
55) Do you own a diamond ring? not anymore..
56) Are you happy with your life right now? Nope, but it's not gonna change..
57) Do you dye your hair? Yes because I enjoy being ginger
58) Does anyone like you? Like as a friend or more? I don't know...
59) What year were you born? what year were you born???
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? apart from not existing?
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Nope
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds
63) Do you like yourself? Yesh, but not in a concieted way...
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? I was a daddy's girl...
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes
66) Are you afraid of the dark? Nope
67) Have you ever eaten paste? NEVER...
68) Do you own a webcam? Yeshh
69) Have you ever stripped? Um... well...
70) Ever broke a bone? just my arm :)
72) Do you chat on AIM often? No
73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles take that Lays!
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? nope..
75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!!! :D
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Both!!!!
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? didn't realise we had one!
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My very sarcastic friend when I took her cookie... but it was chocolate soo..
80) Do you own a car? Nope, I have chauffeur called mum..
81) Can you cook? if it goes in a microwave then yes!
82) 3 things that annoy you:
1. the word 'Panties'
83) Do you text message often? Yes
84) Money or love? Love
85) Do you have any scars? One on my knee because it went through the plaster board, and one from chickenpox...
86) What do you want more than anything right now? A boyfriend...
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? yup, but I always end up crying...with laughter.
88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? juicy fruit, big red's gross!
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No, It makes me feel sick.
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No
92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes like a million...
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Charlie
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? mommy ..
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? dunna..
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? vicky;)
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Robbie
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Charlie
100) Who was the last person that called you? Chloe
[ ] You pop the collar
Total = 4
Total = 1
Total = 3
[ You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
Total = 1
Total = 6
Total = 5
Garage Band Junkie
Total = 0
Total = 2
Total = 1
Things I am not to do at Hogwarts
"let's eat grandpa!"
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Without looking, guess what time it is
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
lke two hours ago, looking for my earphones.
Did you dream last night?
Do you remember your dreams?
When did you last laugh?
Do you remember why / at what?
my teacher, in dumbledore glasses.
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Seen anything weird lately?
What do you think of this quiz?
What is the last film you saw?
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
malfoy manor/ grimmauld place/hogwarts
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I write fanfiction.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
HARRY POTTER WOULD BE REAL!!!!! (and percy jackson :))
Do you like to dance?
yes, its a shame I cant...
Would you ever consider living abroad?
Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Cursor mainia :)
Last time you swam in a pool?
Like when i was seven..
Type of music you like most?
Hard Rock!! ( and Nickelback, and most of the wwe themes...)
Type of music you dislike most?
Are you listening to music right now?
Yeah, Nickelback - Burn it to the ground.
What colour is your bedroom carpet?
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Employ Draco Malfoy as my personal slave ;)
What was the last thing you bought?
my sexy navy striped toms
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
not yet :P
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Do you have a garden?
yeah. ( are you stalking me?)
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
um bla bla bla bla god save the queen bla bla...
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
' oh shit I'm awake'
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Who sent the last text message you received?
my friend sarah.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I suppose getting a credit card might help...
What time is bed time?
when I sleep.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
No, thank god.
How many tattoos do you have?
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
yeah, i wanted one on my wrist but that would hurt.
What did you do for your last birthday?
Went to alton towers.
Do you carry a donor card?
Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
Is the glass half empty or half full?
at the moment, entirely empty.
What's the farthest-away place you've been?
the dominican republic.
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
the summer before last, we go tesco now.
Have you ever won a trophy?
Are you a good cook?
Do you know how to pump your own gas?
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
JESUS! (nahh, probably einstein.)
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
yes, most weekdays, like all the time..
Do you touch-type?
What's under your bed?
a carpet. and a shoe.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Think fast, what do you like right now?
cheesy chips with gravy. (thats what I yell when we go to the chippy.)
Where were you on Valentine's day?
What time do you get up?
like half seven.
What was the name of your first pet?
Popeye. (my goldfish R.I.P dude.)
Who is the second to last person to call you?
Is there anything going on this weekend?
not really, revising, but not much.
How are you feeling right now?
What do you think about the most?
What time do you get up in the morning?
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I'd wait until after I buy the expencive car.
Who would you tell first?
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Woman in black
Do you sing in the shower?
...Sometimes. If nobody's in.
What do you do most when you are bored?
Listen to Nickelback.
What do you do for a living?
I don't do anything for a living.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
well payed detective :)
Where would you retire to?
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Las Vegas, Michigan, Minnesota, Australia, Russia...
What kind of books do you like to read?
The Harry Potter Series, Percy jackson, Vampire academy...
What is your favorite time of the day?
The middle of the night.
What are you reading now?
The Stupid Test!
Directions: Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. If you have 18 or less, than you are not stupid.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow.
() You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
( ) People have called you slow.
( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire.
() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
( ) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class.
( ) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
( ) You just laughed.
( ) Sometimes you just stop thinking.
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
( ) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
( ) You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
(x) You break a lot of things.
( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you.
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.
(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
22 sooo why do i get straight A's?
1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, you're a good kisser.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1. Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
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