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Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, How to Train Your Dragon, Lion King, and Maximum Ride.
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Someone, going by the name 'June Ashley', is stealing work from fictionpress and publishing it as her own on Amazon. She has done this with multiple novels, one of which was written by my sister. She's worked incredibly hard on this novel, and to find out that someone else is claiming it as her own and making profits from it is just heartbreaking. Please be aware that anything published to this site is not copyrighted and this could happen to you too. By all means, upload basic plot lines and few chapters, but I'd be more aware of your work if you are uploading a full story. Also, if you are finding that you are getting lots of reviews, favourites etc. that you will be more of a target. So as much as you are a good author, you're also a possible victim to this same action. Please please PLEASE don't let this happen to you too.
If you guys are that great a writer's and earning enough popularity, consider publishing it yourself. Don't leave it up to others.
Hope this has informed you enough and I hope you are more aware.
HEEELLOOO JOE! xD
(That's right, you're name is now Joe :) I don't care if your name isn't actually Joe! your a random person on the Internet that I'll never meet... So neeh :P)
I am -The-One-Who-Needs-A-Life- formally known as L, lifey, Leanne, Lele, Liam, Loraine, Blondie, One, That weird crazy girl who's been stalking me, Or Earphones! guess which is my real name =D -clue- It's a word :O. Anyway... I've discovered a love for writing stories, fan made or original, and I am putting my weird and wonderful imagination to the test...
I've decided to start writting storries mainly because, I just have a weird mind, have weird thoughts and weird dreams, and lots of times I've thought to myself, "Hey, this would make a weird great story!"
If you've got this far, thanks for being interested in me, and if you haven't, then thanks for nothing you jerk!
Haha only joking, heh heh... _
Anyway please read my stories because they aren't that bad, and I always feel so happy when i know that people are reading my stories, and every time someone doesn't read my stories I will kill a puppy. You think I'm joking...
Oh yeah, almost forgot, please review my stories, even if it's just to say you liked it, or hated it, I just want to know, and it makes my day when I see that someone has actually reviewed on my very own story! :D
To find out more about me, go down vv to the pop quiz thingy :P
RANDOM STUFF! YAYAYAYAY!
Few Famous words...
Bring me sunshine in your smile, bring me laughter, all the while.. -Morcombe and Wise
Every day, An old man dies of confusion from a well known mystery, commonly known as Bieber Fever. I'm proud to be an anti-bieber!
Life is too short to waste it, So stop listening to crap like Justin Bieber, and listen to some proper god damn music!
I make a living out of wasting my life, deal with it...
I NEED A HERO!!
words are easy, when they're true = )
You've been told that Osama bin Laden was killed, but I heard he was just refined to a wheelchair...
I had a dream the other day where my hand was a dolphin... IT WAS AMAZING!
I used to be a small minded girl, one that knew hardly anything. But then, Rebecca Black entered my life, and all of a sudden, learning about the last four days of the week has made me a genius! I can see again! I can now ride a bike! But theres only one downfall to her song... I heard there was another three days to the week... And plus it sucks... BIG TIME! I'm sorry... Hey, Rebecca, Re-REBECCA! Just... Just get out. Just get out! *points to the door* Get the hell outta my head! _
TITANIC IN 5 WORDS
A lot of people drown.
Copy and paste onto your profile if you think this pretty much sums up a 3 hours and 14 minute film.
"So, If I have two beans, and add two more beans, what do I have?"
"Yes... but Two beans add two beans... what does it make?"
"A very small casserole."
- Blackadder (Blackadder and Baldrick)
"You're sexy!!! 8D"
One girl One boy = Love
One girl One girl = Love
One boy One boy = Love
One person one homophobic protest picket sign = IDIOCY!
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're against homophobes trying to stop gay rights.
Copy and paste this if you just lost THE GAME.
On my own, pretending he's beside me.
-Eponine, Les Miserables, On my own.
I'm not a slash girl, I simply sometimes find Hetrosexual relationships in stories boring
If you are still scrolling up right now and looking for the link to getting free cookies, then you really are gullible...
WEIRD CONVERSATIONS IN MY HEAD AND THEORIES BY YOURS TRULY
Friend: So, Leanne, I see you like to wear those bands with words on...
I had an epiphany the other day, when I realised this...
Is this another example of THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!? O.O!?
When you sing in your dreams... you sing... FOR REAL! I know this since I apparantly started singing 'Teenagers' by My chemical Romance in my sleep...
People say that in your dreams, you're dreaming about something you possibly forgot about, and didn't realise. Sometimes, it has a hidden message, and sometimes it's suggesting something that's true through something obscure. So... When you dream that you're pregnant... that must mean... um... pregnancy test time? o.O
Apparantly, God created everything. He created the earth, the light, the humans, and the animals. He creafted the paths we lead, and the the babies we make. So... surely, he created the gay's too...
STOP SAYING THAT GAY PEOPLE ARE GOING AGAINST RELIGIONS!!!!!!
What’s your name?
I know this... it’s erm... PASS!
Um... –checks- okay female :3
I’m the ripe old age of 50... wait...make that 15 :s
What’s your birthstone?
...Ruby me thinks...
Is that the Aquarius thing? I’m cancer, sadly -_-
No idea, I stopped growing while I felt like a shorty :(
Don’t know, don’t want to know.
Brunette, but in some lights it looks like it’s got red bits, and in some lights it looks like It’s got blonde bits! :D
Er... I got told it was blue, then I got told it was green, then I got told it was brown around the pupils... so Blueish-green with brown flares in the middle :D
Are you in love?
Are you lying to me?
Do you have an imaginary friend?
HE’S NOT IMAGINARY!! He’s Fred, my red dragon. :D
Do you want an imaginary friend?
I dunno, what do you think Fred? –Listens to Fred- he says I don’t need one.
Look to your left. What do you see?
My cupboard with a Christmas styled goofy hanging off it xD
What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?
On the bog, having a piss... naw only joking, I was in bed... having a piss...
What was the last thing you yelled?
OMFG, WHO ATE THE LAST BIT OF BEN AND JERRY’S!?
Do you believe in magic?
Believe in it? Duh, why do you even ask that? It’s like asking do you believe in Santa, I mean, you telling me that Santa, and magic aren’t real? HUH?! God you are an idiot question person...
Do you believe in fairies?
Now you’re getting silly...
Who’s your crush?
Did you ask this earlier? Anyway, someone you don’t know, and don’t need to know.
Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?
More than once?
...Yes _... and everyone laughed at me :’(
What did you do when you got to the bottom?
Of the stairs? Well considering I live in the Escher, staircase painting, where there are stairs over every wall... it’s a long while before I get to the bottom. When I do, I get up, rub my arse, and move on...
Type your name with your feet.
I, err, my name? Erm... PASS!
Was that fun?
Was what fun? Trying to remember my name? Believe me, it’s not fun -_-
Run around the house. How do you feel?
*Gasps for air* I see a white light! Ugh... I hate you questioning person!!
Do you own a credit card?
If by credit card, you mean a parent with money, then yes, yes I do.
Do you like to shop?
What’s the last thing you bought?
I think, it was a Christmas present for my friend
Do you have any children?
I have three guinea pigs, Fudge, Oreo, And Cookie, does that count?
Are you married?
No, did you not see that I was 15? Jeshush...
Who’s your crush?
I said, "you don’t know him," so why should I tell you, random question person.
What’s your favorite color?
Dark Red :p
Ooh tricky one... Either guinea pig, penguin, Dog, whatever stitch is (from Lilo and Stitch) or fox
Sweet corn, wait, that’s a vegetable... Strawberries!
Quick! You have to save the world!
AH! Really? But I’m in my Pj’s... Damn you question person, you made me spill my tea. God I hate interviewers. –attempts to save the world, but ends up destroying it- well... there goes humanity... oops...
Someone has a knife to your back.
Really? I don’t feel anything. –turns around- nope, it’s a Twix, I sat on it, your mistake.
Do you swear?
Swear to what? Swear to the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? If so, then NEVER!
Do your parents know you swear?
Probably, I dunno, they don’t ask.
What is open on your computer?
3 internet windows, some popups –damn them- a few word documents with stories on, and messenger. Oh and Itunes and paint. Damn it, I need to close some things :o
Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?
It was my dad, and I said, “Yup.”
He said, “Do you want a cuppa.” How uninteresting.
Where are you?
At home, on the sofa, with my laptop, on MARS! Yay for outer space :3
Look up. Now look back. What did you see?
I looked up and saw the stars... wait where the hell is my ceiling and my roof? D:
What’s the last thing you ate?
The one and only Twix bar that I sat on earlier. It was all warm and the chocolate had melted slightly, yum :p
What's your personality like?
I dunno, I don’t get to know myself. You’re starting to know me, you tell me.
Who do you have a crush on?
o.O that question? AGAIN!? you’re really pissing me off question person.
What was the last thing you thought?
"I wonder if I’m wasting my life filling out stupid questionnaires like this one..."
Do you sleep walk?
Not that I know of.
Do you sleep talk?
Apparantly, I screamed out, “SHREK!” in the night once. Oh and I snore, does that count?
What’s the worst dream you’ve ever had?
I don’t remember, I think I was a princess, and then I thought a prince was coming to save me, but instead he cut my head off =/ oh there was one, when I dreamt I was pregnant, and then it turned into a cheesy musical... otherwise, nothing that bad really.
Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
Someone called George, and him standing by a bush...
You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
Well, Dollars cannot be spent in England silly question person. So instead I save five hundred thousand of it for later, then use the other half to make a paper Mache statue of Spongebob Squarepants :p
What are you eating/drinking right now?
Tea, and I just ate a Twix, I swear I told you that.
What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
RIGHT NOW I AM WRITING DOWN THIS STATEMENT!!
Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
"Please spin again." Hmm... *spins again.* "Please spin again." Yeah, I think my globe is broken _... *Spins again and it breaks.* "You have now destroyed the world. Go Die you SOB." O_O
Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
This book is the very hungry caterpillar, there is no page 56, line 18 etc. Please do not ask me to do complicated things :s
What can you hear right now?
My dad singing- unfortunately- and my brother buzzing a sonic screwdriver in my ear o_e
Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
Me: So, what have you been up today?
Guinea pig: squeak squeak
Me: fascinating :/
Turn on the T.V. What show is on?
OMFG IT’S SPONGEBOB!! AAHH, okay I need to finish this question thing quick, so hurry up!
What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?
Last time I was on this computer typing, I was told to take this questionnaire –that’s being extremely annoying- and distracting me from any other stuff that I might actually need to be doing!
Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?
My dad staring at me, asking me if I am okay, and if I had been taking drugs or something. Thanks a lot question person _
Two more questions… who’s your crush?
o_o you are really pissing me off now, okay my crush is a boy at school, deal with it okay, it’s not you question person, no matter how much you wish it is, it’s not Santa, or SpongeBob, or anyone else, IT’S A BOY FROM SCHOOL! DEAL WITH IT!!
Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?
Omg, you are really annoying you know that... okay, hang on a second...
n. okay, can’t be bothered with this, you crazy, stupid question person. Right, now I’m gonna stop wasting my time with questionnaires, and get back to wasting my life with writing stories, tata, toodle-pip, PEACE OUT!
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So the question person says... _
When The Doctor Met Bookie
(This is probably my best story, and I'm still working on this one! I just take me bloody well time to update xP)
Bookie, a nerdy student from university. Her life evolves around books, reading, writing, and more books. She always believed there was more out there apart from the human race, and is always daydreaming about everything. That's what really intregues the lecturer Mr. Sekree-Tada. Her English Literature lecturer. Seems human, but soon discovered not to be. Bookie finds out the hard way that he is after her mind, but why?
The Doctor helps Bookie to master this menace, but whilst doing so, discovers more about this Bookie character. Is it strange that she is too much like him in so many different ways? They discover amazing truths, and live the adventure to the full, as they learn new things, and are always on the run. Like they say..."Gotta love the running..."
(please read! Might make sequels of it, might not, Review please though!)
Shh, It's Our Secret Flock,
This is basically a story where you can make characters for my story which applies for a certain part. I've made my main character (Dream) And she'll be encountering different characters that you have made.
Plot: Dream only just made her way out of the meniacal school about two weeks ago. Already, she's lonely as heck, and looking for company. Join her, as she meets new freaks, encounter old foes, and makes many discoveries about herself little bit at a time. Is she really the girl she's made out to be?
If you think the story line sounds good, feeel free to review for that too, but if you wanna make a character, please either PM it to me, or leave it in a review :D
THE NUT SHELLS!! :D
These are all the nut shell stories. Nut shell stories are like a film or a book, cut down into three pages. I tend to make them silly though xP HeRe ArE tHe OnE's I'vE dOnE sO fAr!!! .
How to train your dragon in a nutshell : You know, with hiccup, toothless, and the whole gang :D based on movie, not book.
Lion King in a nutshell : You must know about the lion king! It's the first one, not the second one, although Kiara is mentioned.
Maximum Ride in a nutshell: You gotta love Max and the flock! :D Based on first book only, prehaps making one for other books too...
Here's a list and a bunch of links to the forums I'm a part of, If you're interested :D
Maximum ride - Experiments rescue team RP : http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Experiments_Rescue_Team_RP/91058/
Circus Games RP - Kidnap and Play : http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Circus_Games_RP_Kidnap_and_play/94078/
The City of the Super (Fictionpress) : http://forum.fictionpress.com/forum/The_City_of_the_Super/5509/
Phineas and Ferb RP : http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Phineas_and_Ferb_RP/95636/
Sky High RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/SKY_HIGH_RP/98875/
Travel the Times RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Travel_the_times_RP/99257/
Within This City (Supernatural's RP): http://forum.fictionpress.com/forum/Within_this_City_RP/5740/
Scott Pilgrim: It's not over yet : http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Scott_Pilgrim_Its_not_over_yet/104795/
RP's I'm just a part of:
Some of those on Roleplay's Rock : http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Roleplays_Rock/25562/
Miss Victoria's School for the Gifted Mutants: http://forum.fictionpress.com/forum/Miss_Victorias_School_for_the_Gifted_A_mutant_and/5506/
Medieval Fantasy RP: http://forum.fictionpress.com/forum/Medieval_Fantasy_RP/5558/
Under the Sea RP: http://forum.fictionpress.com/forum/Under_the_Sea_A_fantasy_rp_D/5641/
Maximum Ride RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Maximum_Ride_RP/99752/
Above the clouds RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Above_the_Clouds/99170/
Four Paws and One soul (Bolt RP): http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Four_Paws_and_One_Soul/100960/
Maximum Ride Roleplay: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Maximum_Ride_Roleplay/97587/
Maximum ride roleplay: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Maximum_Ride_RolePlay_Forum/104343/
Another Max Ride RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Another_Max_Ride_RP/105576/
Salem's Curse: http://forum.fictionpress.com/forum/Salems_Curse/5995/
Oh yeah, I RP alot _
People's I RP with are aweshome! :DD So don't you disrespect the buddies, and... schtuff..
...Yes, my profile has a lot of crap on it. But I bet none of you saw the link that'll sign you up to free cookies (no catches, or tricks) a little further up
Here is my Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/724734/The_One_Who_Needs_A_Life And One I'm currently working on is 'She's his Bromance'.
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