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Joined 08-01-10, id: 2475216, Profile Updated: 05-02-15
Author has written 2 stories for Earthbound, and Kingdom Hearts.

"Whether your words are lies meant to deceive me or the answers I've been searching for all my life -- You will rot" Sephiroth to Genesis Rhapsodus- Crisis Core Final Fantasy 7.

Hello it is me Master Illusionist or as I was called in my prior hacked account Phantom, but that is a tale for another day.

Some Of My favorite Anime/Manga :Evangelion, Gurren Lagann, Gundam, Fullmetal Alchemist, Cowby Bebop, Soul Eater, Trigun, Pokemon Special and the list goes on

Favorite Games: Zelda, Final Fantasy, kingdom hearts, pokemon, kirby, Shin Megami Tensei, Fire Emblem, Metroid, Mother, Golden Sun.

Favorite TV shows: House, Chuck, NCIS, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Avatar

FAvorite Movies: Star Wars, The Princess Bride, Toy Story.

Favorite Bands

1. Queen

2. AC/DC

3 The Beatles

I would do this for my girl.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not! Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl : hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If u love any one this much re-post this ...and...the love of your life will realize they feel the same ... DON'T BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life
Guys Post This As "I would do this for my girl "
Girls Post This As "Boys aren't jerks"

If you have ever heard a police siren and yell "AAAAGGGHHH! THEY FOUND ME!" or something on the lines of that and hide in a random place put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you're one of those people that gets excited because of two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teens are concerned with being popular and fitting in... put this into your profile if you like squirrels.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever tripped over nothing copy this to your profile.

R.I.P Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin who was killed in 2006 by a stingray. Steve Irwin a true hero. If you agree copy and paste this into your profile. And show honor to a true hero.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are an independant person, and don't care what other people think of you. Copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.

Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If one of your hobbies is going back over a hopelessly sidetracked conversation to try to figure out what started it, you, like me, have no life. If so, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Time for a QUIZ!

RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No
2. Tall? I'm 18 and I'm 6'
3. In your pajamas? Yes
4. Left handed? I'm right handed.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: No one
3. Person to text you: My Mom
4. Was today better than yesterday? Yep

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 8
2. Color(s): blue and green
3. Fruit: Kiwi
4. Place: IDK

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? My dad
2. Are you happy? No
3. Are you sad? No
4. Are you bored? No
6. Are you nervous? Not really
8. Are you tired? Always am

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Taylor
2. Nick names? I don't have one
3. Eye color? Blue or Green
4. Zodiac sign? Sagittarius I think
5. Male or female? Male
6. Slut? ...no
7. Smart? I guess
8. Hair color? Blond
9. Long or short? My hair is short
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats
11. Phone or Camera? Camera
12. Drink or Smoke? Not old enough to do either.
13. Righty or lefty? Righty.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? David in kindergarden
2. First crush? IDR
3. First pet? My Dog Shelby, she was older than me so I guess she counts as my first
4. First big vacation? When me and my family went to Sea World

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing.
2. Drinking? Nothing.
3. I'm about to: IDK
4. Listening to? Nothing
5. Plans for today? Nothing

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? about my height
2. Romantic or spontaneous? spontaneous
3. Sensitive or loud? sensitive
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? What?
2. Lost glasses/contacts? No
3. Ran away from home? Kinda
4. Broken someone's heart? No
5. Been arrested? No...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Yeah
2. Yourself? No
3. Heaven? Yes
4. Santa Claus? I believe in him, if not as a person, than what he represents
4. Love? Yes
5. Do you like someone? Yes.
6. Do you believe in God? Yes
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes

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Dusks & Ladders by aliciousness reviews
AU. "I'm going to make you see that love is just a game; that love is easy. When I'm through with you, you'll never have to cry over a guy ever again." - S x K
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 152,374 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Sora, Kairi] Riku - Complete
The Gap by Jomatto reviews
When we can't see beyond the darkness, our minds fill in the gaps, and horror is born.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,390 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
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These New Winds That Are Blowing
Set 20 years after KH3d, Sora has been gone for 12 years, his best friend Riku now lives as a hermit. One day a young boy shows up at Riku's house and everything changes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4 - Kairi, Riku, OC
Pollyanna reviews
A new life is what these two were looking for, and in this new life, they have to deal with crazy neighbors, and their psychic child Ness. Sucky summary but give it a chance, mild Ana/Ninten.
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Ness, Ana