Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Dragon Ball Z.
Old Stories Update:
In case any of you are wondering what happened to my other stories, I just wanted to let you know that I removed them. I do intend to put them back up, but not before some serious editing and rewriting so that I can get back into the stories. However, my best friend and I are embarking on a massive and complicated collaboration and, as she knows where I live, I figure it's best to give that (soon to be those) stories precedent.
Here's a progress report:
My Name is Nami: 9% ready (would be higher but my genius self forgot to push the 'save' button)
Witch Princess: 15% ready
The other stories are being edited to fit into a massive crossover but should be ready very soon.
Dragon Ball Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
RIP We shall remember
"I'm that girl
-By linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
Murphey's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty
"Caged Bird" by Maya Angelou:
A free bird leaps
But a bird that stalks
can seldom see through
his feet are tied
The caged bird
and his tune is heard
sings of freedom.
The free bird thinks of another breeze
But a caged bird
his wings are clipped and his feet are tied
The caged bird sings
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." --Confucius
"There is a strange kind of human being in whom there is an eternal struggle between body and soul, animal and god, for dominance. In all great men this mixture is striking, and in none more so than in Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart." --Alfred Einstein
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." --Albert Einstein
"Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dared to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion." --Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will" --Jawaharal Nehru
"The geat blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it." --Seneca
"Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him" --Harry Emerson Fosdick
“I hope that real love and truth are stronger in the end than any evil or misfortune in the world.” ― Charles Dickens
“In each of us, two natures are at war – the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose – what we want most to be we are.” ― Robert Louis Stevenson