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Joined 08-01-10, id: 2475600, Profile Updated: 07-29-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Dragon Ball Z.

Old Stories Update:

In case any of you are wondering what happened to my other stories, I just wanted to let you know that I removed them. I do intend to put them back up, but not before some serious editing and rewriting so that I can get back into the stories. However, my best friend and I are embarking on a massive and complicated collaboration and, as she knows where I live, I figure it's best to give that (soon to be those) stories precedent.

Here's a progress report:

Kunoichi: republished

My Name is Nami: 9% ready (would be higher but my genius self forgot to push the 'save' button)

Witch Princess: 15% ready

The other stories are being edited to fit into a massive crossover but should be ready very soon.


Dragon Ball Pact:

"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember


"I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one who won't give up"

-By linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.


Murphey's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty


"Caged Bird" by Maya Angelou:

A free bird leaps
on the back of the wind
and floats downstream
till
the current ends
and dips his wing
in the orange sun rays
and dares
to claim the sky.

But a bird that stalks
down his narrow cage

can seldom see through
his bars of rage
his wings are clipped and

his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to sing.

The caged bird
sings
with a fearful trill
of things unknown
but longed for still

and his tune is heard
on the distant hill
for the caged bird

sings of freedom.

The free bird thinks of another breeze
and the
trade winds soft through the sighing trees
and the fat worms waiting on a
dawn-bright lawn
and he names the sky his own.

But a caged bird
stands on the grave of dreams
his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream

his wings are clipped and his feet are tied
so he opens his throat to
sing.

The caged bird sings
with a fearful trill
of things
unknown
but longed for still
and his tune is heard
on the distant
hill
for the caged bird
sings of freedom.


"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest." --Confucius

"There is a strange kind of human being in whom there is an eternal struggle between body and soul, animal and god, for dominance. In all great men this mixture is striking, and in none more so than in Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart." --Alfred Einstein

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." --Albert Einstein

"Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dared to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion." --Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will" --Jawaharal Nehru

"The geat blessing of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it." --Seneca

"Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him" --Harry Emerson Fosdick

“I hope that real love and truth are stronger in the end than any evil or misfortune in the world.” ― Charles Dickens

“In each of us, two natures are at war – the good and the evil. All our lives the fight goes on between them, and one of them must conquer. But in our own hands lies the power to choose – what we want most to be we are.” ― Robert Louis Stevenson

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Daddy is the New Title by gdesertsand reviews
Shanks asked Trafalgar Law to take care of his kids but after an accident the doctor choose the path of being a father to the trio but things will not go as smoothly as planned when Law's dark pasts started to resurface and his other persona started to pull on his consciousness. (Surgeon of Death is on the scene now!)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,237 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, Sabo
How Gabriel Joined the Avengers by Alatar Maia reviews
A little one-shot inspired by a story from my ideas folder. Inspired by 'The Last Archangel' by inukagome15 but I'm pretty sure it's nothing like that. Basically, I write too many Gabriel stories. T for liberal swearing.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 112 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Gabriel, Balthazar, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Spicy by Juniper11 reviews
"Long way from home, chère?"
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Gambit/Remy L., Sakura H. - Complete
Linger by Duzzie reviews
AU. They're just a bunch of lonely kids in a hospital ward before he comes along: the boy with a smile like sunshine.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
She can't do everything by Pokepika's Haunt reviews
I don't know what the genre is for this...If you know please please please tell me!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Ichigo K., Yukio - Complete
One Piece: The Birds of Flame by Pokepika's Haunt reviews
Rated T for safety reasons. Fem!Luffy fanfic, more inside!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,878 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Luffy, Marco
City Girls and Small Town Boys by MissGoalie75 reviews
A city girl is forcibly plopped into suburbia, where she'll learn a thing or two about life, death, love…you know, the usual.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,145 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Kaoru, Kenshin
300 Beli is cheap by comparison by Aoi24 reviews
Re-posted from Livejournal. Entries in OP 300 Challenge. All 300 words or less. All characters, Aus, Introspection, Crossover, Parody, Drama, Genderbender, Garp. Anything goes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010
A Little More Warning by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Bardock gets just a little bit more warning via timeloop for the destruction of the Saiyan Homeworld... And brings his friends along. AU, Oneshot, don't take it too seriously, Merry Christmas.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bardock, Lunch - Complete
Onslaught by ShadowMajin reviews
Thirteen years is a long time to live a nightmare, yet this is where Gohan finds himself. With all of his comrades dead, the future of the world resting on his shoulders, there is only one thing he can do: survive.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 113,547 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
The Exchange Student by jerribrent reviews
At the last min. Chi Chi tells Gohan he is going to America in an exchange program to learn the culture of America first hand. "but stay away from those foreign girls you hear me!" Gohan looks at the contents of the folder. Institute for the Gifted.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Gohan
Pity and Empathy by DeathGoblin reviews
After her brother defeats Gohan, android 18 is struck by his blatant selflessness even in a moment of weakness. Curious, she takes him away and tends to his injuries in hopes of finding out more about what makes him tick.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,194 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Android 18, Gohan - Complete
Unexpected results by Meagra Solace reviews
With a saiyan community living on earth and the loving support of both his parents Gohan has grown up with people like him now he and his friends find themselves in a very troubling fix: going to high school. Will be a G/V. rating may change later on
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,368 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Gohan, Videl
The Kings of D by AllBlueChaser reviews
When Roger leave Dragon is left to carry on his own struggle. A short drabble written for op300 on livejournal.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Dragon, Gol D. Roger - Complete
Android Interlude Chatroom by Nindy Kyoko Shinretzu reviews
DBZ Chatroom. Bulma has sent computers to the Z-warriors in the hopes of having a pleasant get-together through chat with two years until the arrival of the androids. Chaos ensues. Humor/parody.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Divergent Paths by Kizmet reviews
Sequel to "Choice to be Different". Raditz and Nappa arrive on Earth in the divergent time-line, the ripple effects of Vegeta's choice begin to emerge.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Vegeta, Raditz - Complete
Finesse by Dr. Trunks Briefs reviews
Sequel to Impasse. When Mirai Gohan decides to take up teaching at Orange Star High School, keeping secrets suddenly becomes a lot harder for one young hybrid. Will Mirai Gohan's good intentions destroy his younger counterpart's relationship with Videl? Or help it?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,811 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - [Gohan, Videl] Pan, M. Gohan - Complete
Advent Calender by ElemenTalia reviews
Christmas is one of the best times, and sometimes the only time some adults allow themselves to let loose. Others don’t constrain themselves to simply Christmas. And of course, around Christmas, it only gets worse. Kami-help Ichigo. Female Ichigo/Urahara
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Crimson Moon by MiekoYagyu reviews
He is the shadow that turned the moon red." A boy tells of a meeting with the Demon of Kyoto.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Battousai - Complete
Choice to be Different by Kizmet reviews
Just before Gohan starts High School Trunks and Goten decide they need a few new playmates. They find the Dragon Balls and wish youthful versions of their fathers into their time line.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,259 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
The Bad Kid Update COMPLETE by Kanzen ne Tsuki reviews
Mystery. Kenshin is a Senior in a private High School. He's been convicted of several violent crimes that he didn't commit and the school is his prison. What happens when he falls for the 'new' girl and then gets tangled up in the town's oldest ghoststory
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 281,951 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
The Chosen One by Hurricane Chris reviews
Gohan comes across a special sword and a prediction of an alien attack on the universe. The only way to stop them is to send Gohan out into space with Vegeta, Piccolo, the androids, Krillin, and Bulma.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,403 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Gohan - Complete
high school adventures of prince gohan! by blue-eyed-charmer reviews
HI! this is my version of the how videl and gohan came to be! please review i dont know if im good or not.CHAPTER 15 UP! changed rating due to language. im tired of down playing words. finally complete
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,626 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 4/6/2004 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Wish For The Past by Burenda reviews
A misspoken wish lands Goten in the past, traveling alongside Bardock, the grandfather he never knew. Concerned for his friend's safety, Trunks soon joins him, and together they travel from Vegeta-sei to Earth, trying to find a way back home. -Complete-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 239,657 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 3/24/2002 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Gohan's Voyage by RyuMandruleanu reviews
Gohan stumbles upon the power to travel through dimensions, universes, and time. Join him as he wanders through the magical world of Harry Potter. ABANDONED!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,175 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Gohan
Heroes and Hotel Paper by kendokao reviews
Heroes. Of all the topics, his teacher had to assign an essay about heroes. He could have written ten essays on heroes, for all his experience, and still had more to say. He just wasn't so sure he felt like sharing.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Gohan - Complete
Twin Fires by Candyland reviews
My first attempt at a fanfic poem. A child sits alone in a cave...three guesses who it is, but you should only need one.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Gohan - Complete
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A Reason
OC centric. Tadashi Tomoe wasn't what one would call a "people person". She was mean and crude and all around a "bad person". But she was one hell of a kunoichi and loyal to a fault. After a falling out with her father, she maintained little to no contact with her clan. Until they (almost) all died and she became the guardian of one Tadashi Kikyo. This was going to be interesting.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28 - Goku, Gohan, Minato N.
Kunoichi
Alive!Minato. Tadashi Hotaru's life had never really been that hard. Sure, she'd been in a fire and kids liked to pick on her...and half her family was dead but that wasn't too bad, right? She had great parents and three younger siblings. Then she graduates and gets put on a team with her two idiotic friends, Naruto and Sasuke, along with her cousin Kikyo. Fun right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,793 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/2/2015