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Joined 08-02-10, id: 2476239, Profile Updated: 12-31-11
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Hi! My name is Brandon Le. I joined fanfiction.net in... 2010, after being introduced by my epic friend.


5/12/2011 update:
Brandon Le is currently working on an important project. It consists of the most amount of writing in which I have ever done. In my whole entire life. For those who don't know, I am an avid subscriber of some YouTubers, such as Luke Conard, Kristina Horner and Sawyer Hartman. Kristina Horner is a fantastic writer and she does NaNoWriMo yearly. Currently, she is working with Hayley Hoover on a project. Kristina and Hayley wish to publish a book called Less than Three: Stories about Love, Like and the Internet. They want their subscribers to submit stories to do with any of those three subjects. I am currently working on a short story called From 'Like' to Love. Sorry for my inactivity :D


Hogwarts Online; an All Harry Potter forum!

We are the students of Hogwarts. The ones who haven't received their letters in the mail, but still are supporting our favorite houses. The next best thing to Hogwarts is the internet one. We are loyal, brave, cunning, hardworking, smart, artistic, sneaky, and devious. We are all PROUD of the house the Sorting Hat sorts us in. We strive to beat others in house points through a friendly competition. I am a PROUD member of Hogwarts_Online_II , come and be sorted with the rest of us!


STALK ME:

My writing blog.

My casual blog.


Supermegafoxyawesomehot collaborative blog with...

Dest

Tenzy

Sapphire

Called... Tandem Desires


~~~Stories I have read~~~

- Harry Potter.

- Twilight.

- Hunger Games.

- Mortal Instruments.

- Artemis Fowl.

- Gone Series.

- Rangers Apprentice.


UPDATES

25/5/2011: Hello, everyone who visits my profile (I know there are many of you...). I would just like to say that I will soon be making a Harry Potter Roleplaying sorta thing... It will be like you are living at Hogwarts, with essays, prompt of the days, and various games. I will also try and do a points system. I am also looking for some mods. If you wish to become a MOD, please PM me... THANKYOU, ImNotSoEpic.

26/5/2011: Hogwarts Academy is officially up and running! It is still in the making, with only me and one MOD. I would appreciate it if you guys would join! I now have a Slytherin Head of House, but lack of students, and the other three Heads of Houses. I'm thinking of making Professors, who set particular essays...? Maybe not? THANKS, GUYS, ImNotSoEpic.

1/6/2011: Hogwarts Academy now officially has all four Head of Houses, and one student! We have a deputy head and loads of teachers. We would like you all to join! We want this to kick off and soon be just like Hogwarts!

5/12/2011: Brandon Le is currently working on an important project. It consists of the most amount of writing in which I have ever done. In my whole entire life. For those who don't know, I am an avid subscriber of some YouTubers, such as Luke Conard, Kristina Horner and Sawyer Hartman. Kristina Horner is a fantastic writer and she does NaNoWriMo yearly. Currently, she is working with Hayley Hoover on a project. Kristina and Hayley wish to publish a book called Less than Three: Stories about Love, Like and the Internet. They want their subscribers to submit stories to do with any of those three subjects. I am currently working on a short story called From 'Like' to Love. Sorry for my inactivity :D


Story Updates

No real stories so far :D


BE WARNED: THE REST OF THIS PROFILE WILL BE RANDOM NONSENSE.. UNLESS YOU GO ALL THE WAY DOWN THE MY STORIES (I recommend that!)

THIS OR THAT

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Slytherin FTW!!

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw.

Fred or George? both, you can't choose out of two things that are the same. ;D

Ginny or Luna? Luna :D

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley.

Books or Movies? Books.

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows.

Philosophers’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Secrets.

Snape or Slughorn? Snape.

Lupin or Sirius? Lupin.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry and Ginny, I guess... I don't ship either :D

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil.

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus.

Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby.

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Pureblood.

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Rupert :D

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix. It's a love/hate relationship.

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom.

Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet

Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:

1. Neville Longbottom

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Severus Snape

4. Voldemort (Tom Riddle)

5. Lucius Malfoy

6. Ronald Weasley

7. Remus Lupin

8. Sirius Black

9. Bellatrix Lestrange

10. Harry Potter

11. Nymphadora Tonks

12. Minerva McGonagall

01) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before?

[Ron/Tonks] Uh... No. Who has? I'm pretty sure there are some... I think.

02) Do you think that four is hot? How hot?

[Voldemort (Tom Riddle)] ... I'm a guy, and am not gay, but Tom Riddle... looks... cute... The younger one...

03) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

[Minerva McGonagall/Sirius Black] ... Doesn't the girl get pregnant...? And, secondly, EWWW! THAT IS SOOO GROSS!

04) Do you recall any fics about 9? Any recommendations?

[Bellatrix] Not really... I don't read much about Bellatrix, though she IS cool.. I read one on this other site, before... Forgot the name, though.'

05) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

[Draco/Ron]... Many people think so, but I don't ship them. I ship Draco/Harry, Severus/Harry, Blaise/Harry (sometimes)... Bellatrix/Ginny... and others.

06) 5/9 or 5/10?

[Lucius/Bellatrix or Lucius/Harry] Uhh... I choose Lucius/Harry... I've read a good fic with that pairing before...

07) What if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

[Remus Lupin, Draco/McGonagall] First of all, when would Draco/McGonagall ever happen? It wouldn't, so this question is moot.

08) Make up a summary for a 3/10 fanfic?

OOH! [Severus/Harry]... What if Harry was sick of his life? What is Severus cared for Harry, because of his love for Lily? What if Harry ran away from Number 4 Privet Drive, and Severus took care of him, then felt SO much more...? (NOT SEVERITUS, IT'S SEVERUS/HARRY!)

09) Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

[Neville/Sirius] Maybe... I haven't read on, though.

10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic?

[Remus/McGonagall] Teacher Helping with a Howl (OK, I know it sucks, but I couldn't think of anything else)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1?

[Voldemort/Neville] (Well, it'd have to be RAPE/Non-con, wouldn't it? I mean, it BLOODY VOLDEMORT!)

Hmm... Let's see: Voldemort hears the full prophecy, and pays a visit to the OTHER one who could have been the 'Chosen One'. He plans on hurting him in the worst way possible. (RAPE, RAPE, RAPE), [Angst inserted here].. [Depression here]... [Harry's help here... Neville refuses...] .. [Suicide]...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?

[Remus Lupin] Friends list...? I have friends...?

13) Does anyone on you friends list read 3 het?

[Snape] If I had one, they most probably would...

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

[Nymphadora Tonks] Not that I know of... I've written one, once...

15) Would anyone you know write 2/4/5?

[Draco/Voldemort/Lucius] No... But I've read one, once *SHUDDER*

16) What would 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

[Harry] ... Depends on what that passion is *WINKS*

17) If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose?

[Sirius Black] ... Idk...? Maybe... Bad Day by Daniel Powter... (It's SORTA old, but I LOVE it!)

18) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warnings be?

[Neville/Ron/McGonagall] First of all, when would I write this?? Anyways... How about this: WARNING! THIS FIC CONTAINS THREESOME WITH TWO YOUNG GUYS AND AN OLD WRINKLY LADY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

19) What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

[Harry/Draco] How about this (and, yes, I made this up myself): "Y'know how I always boast about my broomstick? Can I see if yours is just as good?"

20) What was the last time you read a fic about 5?

[Lucius] ... The other week...

21) What is 6's super-secret kink?

[Ron] Hmmm... I'm not sure...?

22) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

[Tonks/Bellatrix] NO, SHE WOULDN'T NEITHER DRUNK NOR SOBER!!!

23) If 3 and 7 got together, who would top?

[Sev/Remus] They would get together? Anyways... Severus would!!

24) One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning. Name one person who should write it.

[Neville and Bellatrix] are in a happy relationship...? Until... [Bellatrix] runs off with [Voldemort]. [Neville, broke-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with [Tonks] and a brief unhappy affair with [McGonagall, then follows the wise advice of [Lucius] and finds true love with [Severus].

First of all, NEVILLE AND BELLATRIX?? SERIOUSLY!!!??? I am, like sickened...

I can see Bellatrix and Voldemort getting together, though.

Then, NEVILLE AND TONKS? WHAT IS WITH NEVILLE'S TASTE?

THEN, NEVILLE has an unhappy affair with MCGONAGALL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? He likes older women! THAT IS SOOO WRONG!

And, since when did LUCIUS give good and wise advice...?

The last bit?? SEVERUS LOVES HARRY!!! HE SHALL NEVER LEAVE HIM!

Title: What is WITH SOME PEOPLE?

Warnings: One guy, with multiple OLD women (not a the same time...) and SLASH!

25) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

[Remus/Sirius] OMG! THAT WOULD BE SOOO EPIC!

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to

do WAS GROW UP?

In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny like someone dying or crying, put this in your profile.

IF you love Taylor Swift, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that Tonks is a way better nickname than Dora (as in Nymphadora), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read Deathly Hallows in less than a day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

[Wouldn't it be funny if...]

Xenophilius Lovegood: [draws a line] The Elder Wand, the most powerful wand ever made.
[draws a circle]
Xenophilius Lovegood: The Resurrection Stone.
[draws a triangle]
Xenophilius Lovegood: The Cloak of Invisibility. Together, they make the Deathly Hallows. Together, they make one master of death.
Random muggle walking past: AGH!!! WTF! ILLUMINATI!

Once upon a time, there was an orphan boy. His name was Harry and he was as close to being nobody as anyone could possibly be.

Once upon a time, there was an unhappy boy. His name was Ron and he was crowded in his own home.

Once upon a time, there was an intelligent girl. Her name was Hermione and all she wanted was a friend.

Once upon a time, a letter was sent out. It may have been ignored, been nothing new, or shocked two extremely Muggle dentists- but it was still sent out.

Once upon a time, a train was boarded.

Once upon a time, a story truly began.

There was a train ride.

There was an introduction.

There was dislike.

There was a troll attack.

There was Quidditch.

There was saving the Sorcerer's Stone.

There was magic.

And, somewhere in the midst of it all, there was friendship.

And, after that, there were six more years to come.

There were other friends, other fights, other battles, other victories.

There was romance.

There was happiness.

There was unhappiness.

There were Horcruxes.

There was Voldemort.

There was a war, with actual deaths, actual casualties, actual tears, actual cries of defeat.

Once upon a time, a story was written.

Once upon a time, a series was dreamt up, written, published, and sold for a price.

The outcome was priceless.

Once upon a time, there was an epic tale written in seven parts. A tale that taught us lessons of friendship, courage and, most importantly, love.


Thanks, ~ImNotSoEpic.

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Imprinting on Edward Cullen by I-Love-Yuki15 reviews
Jacob imprints on Edward, and Edward rejects Jacob but what happens when can't reject him any longer? Slash, don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,191 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Oh No You Didn't by Loslote reviews
Severus Snape gets a bit too desperate to keep Lily away from James in their sixth year. Somewhat fluffy, but will there be a plot hidden in there somewhere? Only one way to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,354 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Claryssa Potter and the Sorceror's Stone by Parvati48 reviews
Harry's a girl named Claryssa in this story; Aunt Petunia is secretly nice while Uncle Vernon is abusive. Guess which Hogwarts staff member becomes her guardian? I have a clue it isn't Snape lol. WARNING:Rated M for abuse/rape themes. PLS give it a chance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,717 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Shadows at Midnight by Meneme-chan reviews
When Edward left Bella, she was found by a beautiful golden boy who slowly introduced her to the exhilarating world of the Nephilim. Now Bella must work her way through the world of Shadowhunters even as her old life begins to change...
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,197 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Bella, Jace W. - Complete
Harry Potter vs Twilight by ronweasleyisawesome reviews
A quiz beetween Harry Potter characters and Twilight characters with your host Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010
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Flowers For Mum reviews
It's Molly Weasley's birthday, and Ron wants to give her the perfect present. Written for the 'Hogwarts Online' Prompt of the Day. 'Flowers for Mum' Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Frustrated reviews
Harry, in the light of annoyance. Everyone is frustrated and tired of Harry, who is becoming very frustrating. Rated T for the consistent use of a little 'P' word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Confession reviews
Tonks broke her mother's vase. Read as the Marauders try to convince her to own up. Tonks is 5, by the way Written for the My Scenario, Your Story challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - N. Tonks, James P. - Complete
Day Dreaming about Ginny reviews
Harry is caught day dreaming in class, again. Written for the Hogwarts Online Prompt of the Day. "Show me a little respect, that's all I'm asking,"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ron gets a wand reviews
Ron gets a new wand. Written for 'Hogwart's Live' Prompt of the Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Memories reviews
Written for xAccioPencil's 'Harry Potter and the POA quotes challenge'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Karma reviews
Karma is life. James Potter finds this out the hard way. For Allya Ride's 'My Life is Average' challenge. Rated T for swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alone reviews
Harry is Alone For Christmas. 'Hogwarts Online' Prompt of the Day
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hunger Games reviews
Summary and how to help inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010
Lynxprocedo? reviews
Scorpius breaks up with Rose. Rose then battles Scorpius... For the Lyric Challenge. I got the song 'Picture to Burn'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Do not' 'Do too' reviews
Hermione and her dad get into an... argument. 'Hogwarts Live' Daily Prompt. Prompt was... 'I'll be home for Christmas, trust me.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Jack Frost in the common room? reviews
Jack Frost is in the common room. What happens? Hermione's mug of tea freezes, Scabbers is called fat, and Harry trips over Ron's book, 'Transfiguration of Beginners.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate, Obliviate! reviews
Hermione regrets. So she tries to forget! Drabble for 'Hogwarts Live' Daily Prompts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete