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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3577 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,597 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 2,117 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 62 - Words: 245,253 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,014 - Reviews: 5339 - Favs: 7,230 - Follows: 9,658 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 286,698 - Reviews: 3126 - Favs: 4,452 - Follows: 5,278 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 3,638 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Naruto: Fractured Fate by 10000 Fists reviews
During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.
Crossover - Fallout & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,852 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Veela Life Debts by jojobevco reviews
When enmity between two civilizations causes Harry to save a young girl's life, a bond forms. When a dangerous task causes Harry to save another girl, another bond forms. These bonds put him on a path that could change the world. Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,072 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23750 - Favs: 13,385 - Follows: 12,291 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3019 - Favs: 4,617 - Follows: 5,316 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Naruto of the Nine Tails by EDelta88 reviews
At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,873 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,738 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Beneath Azure Skies by Contramancer reviews
Sequel to 'On Crimson Wings', and dealing with the effects of the Draconic Duo, the Crimson Couple, on their fifth year at Hogwarts... and its effects on them. There'll be knights, dragons, damsels in distress, magic and mystery, sorcery and suspense... and love. Can Harry and Hermione keep their secret, with as many challenges as they must face? H/Hr, and some others as well...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 877 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 184,904 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P.
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,037 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rising Powers by anix113 reviews
Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. AU from age 7 to 7th year. H/G/L soul bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,813 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 3,705 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Mizu No Oni by Rase TheMasterofLivingDarkness reviews
They say that water is everywhere, you simply need to look. What happens when the power to pull this water is given to Naruto. Find out how he will use this gift. slightly dark naruto/harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,036 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4760 - Favs: 3,887 - Follows: 4,452 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,299 - Reviews: 1878 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ninja Revolution: The Scout by Jaraiya's apprentice reviews
He wasn't a Sage. He wasn't Minato Namikaze, or Rikkudo Sennin and never would be. He was just Uzumaki Naruto. He STILL wasn't the one to mess with. Akatsuki didn't realize when they set out to take the Kyuubi from him…but they'd figure it out eventually. The Samurai too. They were a pretty bright bunch, right? Rated M for safety. Pairing undecided. (No Slash)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,213 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U.
Freak of Nature by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter was always called a "Freak" by the Dursleys, the wizarding world often reviled him, and the muggles ignored his abuse or added to it... After all of that abuse, is it any wonder that Harry is going to make the world regret it? W!Dark Animal H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 124,384 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,014 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Firebird's Son by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Living Life Over by Kistelle reviews
"You can see where I'm going with this right...?" Silence. More silence. "Congradulations on being 5 years old again!" And with that, Naruto – for the second time that day – screamed. M for language etc.. Multi pairings and pranks galore. PLEASE R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 68,365 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2044 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Bad Boy Potter by The Fox Paradox 9 reviews
When a young kid learns he has powers you think someone would tell them something like, "With great Power, comes great responsibility". Too bad Harry never heard those words. This story is on the idea that the Dursley's were right about Harry being a delinquent. Criminal, but not evil Harry. He's Harry F**kin Potter, and he does what he wants. AU, Multi, Pyro Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 299 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Hermione G., N. Tonks
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 2,521 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U.
Full Moon Rage by maskmaker88 reviews
Naruto turns into a Werewolf at age six and is trained outside the village for six years. Now he's back and ready to fight. Smart strong Naruto. Graphic. Chapter 8 edited.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,127 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Awakened Vixen by MrWriterWriter reviews
A challenge from Azure Dragon of the East. Fem!NarutoxHinata possible YuriHarem. and a healthy portion of Sakura bashing and possibly Sasuke as well though I may be somewhat lienient with him here
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,402 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry's Log by ToastyTamLin reviews
Harry Potter experiments with runes. This is the log of his investigations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Maelstrom Sage Uzumaki Naruto by ruto-kun-nata-chan reviews
A secret task that Jiraiya had indulged 'Naruto' in now after the invasion of Pein shows it results. Watch as the new and improved Naruto take the Elemental Nation by storms.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,146 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Hold My Hand by Bonesboy15 reviews
A dojutsu lost to the past finds its way back to Konoha to the last remaining TRUE Uzumaki. The outcome may change Naruto and Konoha, but at least our blonde won't be alone in the matter. SakuraBashing! NaruTayu BlindNaruto R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,256 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,453 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 3,800 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,809 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 4,813 - Follows: 5,183 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,961 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva
Naruto's Marvellous ReAdventures by Tobias.TH reviews
When Naruto wakes up in Konoha, he knows that something is wrong. Yesterday he helped fight Tobi, today he's sitting the academy exam. Timetravel, no pairings. OOC. Crack-type humour
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,378 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,362 - Follows: 13,019 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dance of the Full Moon by Sakura Hanamoto reviews
An unfortunate accident has permanently changed eight year-old Harry Potter. What changes will this cause for him and everyone else? Slightly AU. Rated for violence and language later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,399 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 8,863 - Follows: 8,487 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. Under revision as new story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3438 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 4,435 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hinata's Problem by Power of Touch reviews
When she was just a baby Hinata was heavily affected by the Kyuubi's chakra she needs to be near Naruto. Now he's returned from his training trip and the need has grown to be very, very powerful. Lemons in later chapters, you have been warned. Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto No Oni Ude by Neo-Genesis101 reviews
After beign attack by a mob on his 6th birthday, Naruto loses his right arm. when the Kyubi gives him a replacement Naruto becomes charged with a personal mission: destroy madara uchiha. Language, violence, oocness & lemons. Crossover with devil may cry 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 337 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 3,744 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 14047 - Favs: 6,958 - Follows: 6,228 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Kindergarten ANBU by soprano-in-waiting reviews
After one final battle with Madara, Naruto wakes up to find some surprising changes have occurred. Impossible changes. A cosmic accident has given him a second chance. No one ever said he had to live it the same way twice. TimeTravel. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,491 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 1,988 - Follows: 2,246 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Dawn by Adari reviews
Sequel to Lost Hope. If the Wizarding World thought normal would be restored following the death of Harry Potter, the House of Black has news for them. So too did the new ghost...who's kind of green.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,780 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
It's Showtime! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Everyone claims the Kyuubi is a demon or a sentient mass of chakra. But what if it was something else, or more specificly, someone else? Someone with a pinstripe suit and a taste for pranks and beetles? M for crude and perverted humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U.
The Uzumaki Tag Company by Alastor Maelgwyn reviews
Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 258 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Nine Shadows of Harry Potter by eva-unit-01 reviews
During Harry's fifth year, nine of Konoha's strongest shinobi are ordered to enter Hogwarts to protect Harry. To Harry, they're just transfer students, but for them, it's a world where reality can be bent or altered. How will they adapt to such a place?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Temari
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2156 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,750 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Murphy's Law by Lightning4119 reviews
Harry wins but has nobody to share the victory with. He tries to go back and change things, but since he's Harry Potter, things go wrong. Harry with a backbone. May feature decent!Dumbles and Snape. Harmony-ish. May be Gray!Harry later. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Just one more level by Stephen-Warner reviews
Harry is distraught after the death of Sirius and finds solace in this new fangled game Dean shows him. World Of Warcraft.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,253 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 3,111 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Superhero by RobPHunter reviews
Harry James Potter is kidnapped by dangerous escaped convict Sirius Black. Years later James Canis shows up at Hogwarts. Ringing bells in many of the professors heads and charming his way through out the populous. NOW FEATURING: Vampire Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 178,228 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Siren's Song by hermyd reviews
When Lily's secret is revealed Harry runs away from home and meets a girl unlike any other. But she can never be with him, and he would never even suggest it. Things change drastically when his mother's legacy turns him into something no one expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,229 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
They just had to be written by Chris Hill reviews
Selected shorts that just tickled the imagination after people start tossing ideas about.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 51,375 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 9/29/2007
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWierdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Deceptive Appearances by Michelle18 reviews
AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,351 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
God of Illusion, Host of the Devil's Arm by Thanathos reviews
Naruto's sister was chosen for the sealing. The Yondaime lived. Despite his talent and hard work, Naruto slowly faded into the background of his sister. He suffered a crippling accident. His desperate attempt to fix himself will change the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,502 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,437 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Don't press dat! by Madork Gunna reviews
Mechanical mishaps... They can lead to strange things. Such as a Jonin knocking himself out with his own weapon. Or make an entire tribe of orks worship a young, hyperactive highly visible ninja as their god.
Crossover - Warhammer & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,929 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lord of shadows by voider reviews
Harry and Lucy are the twins who lived. They are also a weird vampire-hybrid, powerful and slightly insane. Watch them as they grow up, as they fool and enrage Snape, Dumbledore, Voldemort and the DE. \ AU Independent Gray Harry \ H/Multy \ Yuri GL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,645 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., OC
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,217 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Warlord by deconneur reviews
Post HBP. Harry somehow accomplished is destiny, but died. Landing in an other world, where he is 6, have siblings & parents, a world that knows nothing of the horrors of war, he tries to make a difference, but which one?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,279 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
There are two things to know about Harry Potter. One: He kicks ass. Two: No one cares. Why? Because Daniel Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Badass Horcruxes. A Year 7 fic with lots of twin fic elements. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6890 - Favs: 6,506 - Follows: 3,897 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Konoha Cobra by MikeJV37 reviews
Summary: Naruto is raised by Anko, will this change the future for the better or worse? dark/strong/smart Naruto. extreme language and violence, m/f f/f lemons with fetishes. Anko/kurenai, Naruto/Tenten Hinata & 2-3 others later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,844 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U.
The Awakening by Sinkingboat reviews
The final fight of book seven! Harry will do all he has to in order to destroy Voldemort, even die. Crossover with Serenity.Some of my best work! HarryHermione later HarryRiver
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,202 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Konoha's Puppet Master by Suna-Puppet-Master reviews
What if Naruto was given a Special scroll containing all information on Ninja Puppetry...watch as he becomes a Master in the art of Puppetry...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,737 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3396 - Favs: 6,544 - Follows: 6,424 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 13820 - Favs: 6,516 - Follows: 4,939 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 452 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Child of Hate, Samurai of Fate by OniRudra37 reviews
Imagine that when Naruto stole the scroll of sealing, he couldn't find a technique that he could do. So this led him to changing his profession. Naruto of Samurai profession. Strong, smart, and cynical naruto. Team 7 bashed hard,ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,578 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Overlord by dart93 reviews
As the older brother to the GWL, Harry was neglected by his parents. Kidnapped and used for a ritual, he absorbs a strange power and is pulled into a new world where imp-like things call him... the Overlord. DarkHarry Harem Harry/sister Poss. incest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,686 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Magic Unleashed by Sooner90 reviews
Harry was rescued from the ruins of the cottage in Godric's Hollow by the family elf. His is raised in seclusion with only the house elf and a ribald portrait for company. Follow Harry as he learns about magic and life outside his sheltered hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,334 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P.
The Beast Master by wsbenge reviews
Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,469 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry and Warhammer40k by August Sonereal reviews
What if James Potter was an avid Warhammer gamer and left his son the game? Now, what if that board game started to develop a mind of its own because a spell became self-aware? You get this. Based on Shinji and Warhammer40k is HARRY and Warhammer40k!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,330 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/24/2009
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 2946 - Favs: 8,164 - Follows: 3,728 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,653 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,620 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1364 - Favs: 2,735 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Where In The World Is The Fifth Hokage? by MrWriterWriter reviews
Missing Hokage' response. So, the council thinks they can just banish Naruto and all will be well? Not if Tsunade has anything to say about it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 3,507 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Storybook Summoner by Blood Brandy reviews
Naruto is chased through the forest one night but is saved by a strange...creature? He gets a special gift, one that will change his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Naruto U.
Cheshire's Grin by MrWriterWriter reviews
Just when Harry thought his life couldn't get any different, he had to find that collar. Independant/SemiCreatureHarry. Bashings. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Harry P.
Knowledge is Power by Nkari127 reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,107 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4014 - Favs: 6,903 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto, Sorceror for hire by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Basically, what you see is what you get. Naruto knows magic. Also, Zabuza is accidentally transformed into a woman. Now you pretty much have to read it, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,864 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007
Pokegirl Oneshots by Lixie Lorn reviews
Pokegirl Universe. What can i say. LEMONS. I love the ideas of threshold and similar things. That kind of sudden upheavle interests me. So expect lots of changes. Lots planned. M for above reason. To restate, LEMONS.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/28/2009
Lost Hope by Adari reviews
The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,857 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Devils Don't Cry by Hidden in Twilight reviews
From that day forward my arm changed and a voice echoed “Power... Give Me More POWER!” Naruto/Devil May Cry Crossover strong!smart!Naruto Naruto/Harem. on hold
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,042 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U.
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 666 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Puppet Master Naruto by WingardiumRasengan reviews
Naruto is trained at a young ag to be a puppeteer, how does his actions change people and the nearby future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,499 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Seals of Fate by Tongues reviews
Naruto has the Kyuubi sealed into him, but with an odd twist. The sealing changed and a new bloodline has awakened. With these abilities, Naruto plans to become Hokage and change the clans of Konoha. Will he survive to make the changes? Harem. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,071 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 883 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dancing With Myself by Swordchucks reviews
Harry Potter has Issues. That goes without saying, of course, but when he finds himself in another world facing someone he has a lot in common with... maybe he will find a way to make peace with himself. HarryGirl!Harry with a few twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,264 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 402 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Image change by stuffjeff reviews
Harry is left to execute Sirius' will as the new head of the Black family. HarryBellatrixNarcissaHannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 248 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 5,188 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews
Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9145 - Favs: 10,641 - Follows: 2,893 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Rerun by selenepotter reviews
Luna goes back in time to change the timeline. Very short chapters until Chapter 6, when the story really begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,531 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bestest Birthday Ever by nonjon reviews
ABANDONED. PostOotP. Harry's 16th Birthday is to be spent at Privet Drive. A visit from Tonks and then the Minister leads to some fireworks in Harry's usually quiet, peaceful life. HONKS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,837 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Emergence of Heritage by Icedragonmo3 reviews
No Slash, but be warned, contains a few lesbians. Set in Harry’s sixth year, Harry discovers that within his blood lies something that was only thought to have existed in myth. A male Veela Rating changed to R just to be safe winks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,254 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Harry P.
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Metal Nin reviews
Bloodline Naruto has the power to control metal and an inclination towards the powers of SCIENCE! Inspired by Nin Tech, and M Rated because I never know where I'm gonna go with this. Expect humour and crackiness to abound, enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry UzumakiPotter reviews
HP/N crossover, starts very dark, hence H/C genre, takes off after chapter 2. Funny, eccentric at times and kind of weird at others, basically crack whilst sticking mostly to canon personalities. A/N: I own neither Naruto nor Harry Potter A/N2: REVIEW!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,615 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Super Naruto Funny Scenes reviews
Random ideas I get for the random stuff an idiotic super-powerful Naruto could get up to. Mostly just for my own amusement.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Snake's Apprentice reviews
Anko Trains Naruto to be one of Konoha's leading assassins. Rating may go up. Pairings undecided. Had the idea a while ago and thought I'd post it. Review if you want me to continue it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U.
The Many Pranks of Fred and George Weasley reviews
I have one or two ideas for funny stuff the twins could get up to whilst at Hogwarts. It's a crime their pranks don't get mentioned in the canon as often as they should, so here is one of my ideas, if it gets good reviews I might write more
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Fred W., George W.
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