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Joined 08-02-10, id: 2476740, Profile Updated: 04-16-12
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Pretty Little Liars, and Pretty Little Liars series.

Hey, hay, heyy.


Name: Amanda.

Author Of: My stories. They are below.

What team are you? Team Fang, baby. :D

Pairings? FAX, Katniss and Peta, Ezria, Haleb

Likes: Guitar, singing, soccer

Dislikes: This sentence. Primarily because it was not a sentence.

Least fave characters? Of any book? Anywhere? Bella.

Bands or singers? ADELE

T.V. shows? Psych!!!, Pretty Little Liars, Melissa and Joey, The Middle, Modern Family, Glee, NEW GIRL

Movies? Ella Enchanted and 10th Kingdom. And the Muppets, but those are short shows on DVDs so I don’t know if those count…

Books? Maximum Ride!!!, Twilight, Beautiful Creatures, Hunger Games, MAZE RUNNER

Grade: 9th


FAVORITE QUOTATIONS:

“Books are just a bunch of little words.”- I do not know

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.”- a poster on the side of my 6th grade literature teacher’s desk

“If you don’t ask, the answer’s always no.”- a sign on my fifth grade math teacher’s classroom wall

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.” - Mark Twain

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing”- Emo Philips

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

There are three types of math teachers. The kinds that can count and the kinds the can’t.- my 7th grade science teacher

" Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely.
Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha."

-Max

Fang grinned, "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much."

“Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.”- Fang

“Hi. I’m Doug. I just met you. And I love you.”- UP

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.


If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR7, ANGEL, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile. (March 2011!)

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile. (midnight premiere, baby!)

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (FANG SPOILERS: I want to strangle Fang. For leaving Max. Jerk.)

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.


MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Not really… Fang’s hotness is just too overwhelming.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

On the inside…

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Hotter than an eskimo on the equator!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Air-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

No… should I?

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I did!!!

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I DID! All the time! I literally screamed the first time Fang kissed Max though. Like I screamed, my heart started beating ten times faster, and I ran around the house.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

Sorry broken lamp, I’m so very sorry.

But, seriously, that was horrible!

9. Who is your favorite character?

In a real way: Max. In a who will I love for the rest of my life way: Fang.

10. Do you like Jeb?

That’s like asking if I like Hitler.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Well, I guess. In my head. I think JP got writer’s block :(

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Rearrange the letters of TFW and that will give you what I think of that book.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Heck yeah I got fed up! I mean, I got Fed- ex mad, man.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

MAX. Seriously, favorite book Of. All. Time.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

“Fly like a bird”

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Yes! And these are their roles:

Fang: Lead guitar

Iggy: Base

Nudge: Singer

Angel: Piano

Gazzy: Drums

Total: Maracas (don’t ask me how he does it, he just does)

Max: Their #1 fan/ person that tells them to shut up all the time because the horrible sound is murdering her eardrums

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

Jeb

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

See above (Question 16).

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Try… everything.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Is this even a question? FAX BABY FAX!!

21. EGGY or NIGGY?

EGGY! JP really needs to put some Eggy in Angel


Okay- so we've got "The Angel Experiement" and "ANGEL" when there's no "NUDGE" or "GAZZY" or even "IGGY"? I don't know about you, but I don't really like Angel and I don't want another story to revolve around her. :/ He better make this one good.

P.S. It was.


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Get Back In My Life- Maroon 5

Waking Up: Take it Off- Ke$ha (LOL.)

First Day At School: Everyday- Vetiver

Falling In Love: A Thousand Miles- Vanessa Carlton

Fight Song: Rolling Away Your Stones- Mumford & Sons (aka, a REALLY calm song. Lol I'd love to see a fight to this song.)

Breaking Up: Monster- Paramore

Prom night: Never Know- Jack Johnson

Life: Lights- Ellie Goulding

Mental Breakdown: You and I- Ingrid Michaelson (LOL. You and I? Me and who?)

Driving: Ridin'- Chamillionaire (OMG. THAT'S SO AWESOME. PERFECT SONG

Flashback: Somebody That I Used To Know- Gotye (This song works too! :O)

Getting back together: You and I (This song actually works perfectly too!!! That's what the song talks about!!!)

Wedding: Good Feeling- Flo Rida (I hope I have a good feeling this day.)

Birth of Child: Rolling in the Deep (LOL. That child really was "rolling in the deep")

Final Battle: Beautiful, Dirty, Rich (Again, I would love, love, LOVE to see a fight scene to this song about rich girls.)

Funeral Song: Party Rock Anthem (Hey. At least my funeral will be a hit.)

Final Credits: Viva la Vida- Coldplay (ha ha, I LOVE that song. One minute I held the key, next minute the walls were closed on me.)


I love writing and talking to people. Hope you like my stories! I can't believe you're actually reading this.

-Amanda

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The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Two Can Play At That Game by DiceRainstrider reviews
Juliet decides to try to beat Shawn at his own flirty little game. Set as if Shawn and Jules were not yet dating at Scare-Fest, nor dating other people. Just good old fashioned fun Shules fluff with a good dose of Shawn and Gus friendship too.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
My Life, My Love and My Lover by luv it123 reviews
Max and Fang start to get a little more heated. Basically the life of Max and the Flock. Major Faxness and a little Eggy. A lot better than it sounds I hope. I suck at summaries, so be nice and just read. r&r! POST FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,630 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Max, Fang
Project Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is a loner with a shadowed past and Fang is the sexy popular guy. What happens when Fang and Max are paired together for an extremely personal project? AU and Fax later
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,220 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Soul Mates by Ezria.PLL.10 reviews
In theory they were a lot more wrong then they were right. Ezra/Aria One-Shot
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Aria M., Ezra F. - Complete
Words Left Unsaid by Asha Childly reviews
COMPLETE! So this is a Fax. It's really good. You should read it. It's post FANG, sort of what happened after he left on both sides. Rated for mild language, and some sexual referances. I promise I'll tell you if it gets too bad.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 39,475 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Nothing For Granted by dare-to-dream22 reviews
Come with me, life is short and sweet. We will take nothing for granted. Nothing for granted.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Maximum Ride Book 7 by EmpressOfSarcasm reviews
*SPOILER ALERT!* My version of what would happen in MR7. Max has a dark secret that could change everything. Fang gets his own flock and *GASPS* returns! New mutants, betrayals, and love! Fax. Eggy. Other OC pairings. No sequel, sorry. :S
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 38,527 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Love You 5 by SareRide9 reviews
Five chapters on how Fang tells Max he loves her. Fang POV. I own nothing. COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
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Love Sick reviews
Iggy just wants to fall in love with Ella. But annoying flock members, evil scientists, and the fact that he's blind makes that kinda hard to happen. REALLY funny and easy to read! Very lovable. EGGY, FAX, LLAMAS. Yes. Llamas. :o
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Iggy
Art Class reviews
Spilled brushes, weird crushes, and winking eye-lushes. Alright, that last one was only put in to continue the mini-poem- you got me! In this story, Nudge, Max, and Fang reluctantly enter an art class. WARNING: Contains large amounts of FAX. Takes place before Max and Fang are dating, no spoilers, still bird-kids, one-shot, Max-pov, overwhelming dose of awesomeness...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Slippery Secrets reviews
"Secrets aren't secrets when two people know, hold on to your secrets or watch as they go." A's in jail, Maya is dead, and Ezra, Toby, Caleb and Maya have a few secrets that are bound to slip, whether they want them to or not. Ezria, Spoby, Haleb
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Aria M., Ezra F.
Christmas Eve Dinner with Ezra reviews
A warm, fun story of a Christmas dinner with Ezra. One-shot, ezria
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ezra F., Aria M. - Complete
Christmas Eve with Ezra reviews
A warm, fun story of a Christmas dinner with Ezra. One-shot, ezria.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ezra F., Aria M. - Complete
Sunsets with Wings reviews
AFTER FANG: Max thinks she's lost the love of her life, but is she falling for someone else? And why does she keep seeing him? This story is full of humor, action and love. FAX EGGY Still birdkids, still drama, humor and action and still sassy Max!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010
More Than Just a Former English Teacher reviews
It starts with a little black box, then kissing, dinners, and dancing. And how do Aria's parents figure out about her and Ezra? In my eyes, this is the way the Ezra-Aria love story should go. Takes place after episode 2x05. Really good, worth a r&r!
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,710 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Ezra F., Aria M.