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Joined 08-02-10, id: 2476939, Profile Updated: 06-29-11
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Avatar: Last Airbender, Hunger Games, Making Fiends, and Phineas and Ferb.

Behold the insanity of Poptart, a.k.a the Evil Hat-Wearing Batman!


After searching over Spongey444's profile, I came across this *edited slightly for sake of my morals:

"If you think Albert is bad@$$, copy and paste this into your profile"

...Yep. I'm sorry. I do. If you stumble across this profile, be warned that any P&F fanfic by me will undoubtedly contain this guy, and I am planning two with him in the main role. So if you dislike this sir, choke up your displeased bile right now.

And before you ask, "Why, Poptart, why would you enjoy such a character?" I have one big reason:

1. Albert is Batman.


Other things:

I also want to put out that one of the aforementioned Albert-centric stories will be somewhat set to a couple of songs off of the Pink Floyd album "the Wall". Normally, I'd ask what other people thought of this, but it just occurred to me that I want to do it either way, so, yeah.

By the way, just made this up:

If you believe Albert is Batman, copy and paste this into your profile.


Also, I've been tinkering with another idea pertaining to P&F--making up outtakes. These aren't really like the made-up outtakes for animated shows I've seen (FOP, Jimmy Neutron), where they're mostly slapstick and not very likely to happen on an actual film set. I like the verbal approach; so I'm thinking mainly like anything you'd see on an outtakes section for a live action show/film: Flubbed or forgotten lines, improv, et cetera. I'm leaning towards doing this, and I'll probably be attaching them to whatever chapter of one of my stories that they go to--I've just now bothered to check up on the rules, by the way.

Ideas, Ideas:

(This is where I just post a few ideas that I have and am currently playing around with)

Plot: The boys invent a (rainbow-colored) suit that makes the wearer the most charming man alive. There is a single hang-up: if worn too long, the suit develops a mind of its own and leaves, taking the wearer's body with it. The original wearer is left behind as a sort of phantom. When these consequences come into play, the team has to stop that suit from wreaking havoc on the town and the wearer's reputation.

Working title?: "Phineas & Ferb and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamsuit"

Plot: Winter will wrap its icy fingers even around the Tristate Area. When a storm leaves the whole city without power, and the group inside a single house, they make up a Role Playing Game on the spot to keep themselves busy. It soon proves to turn bigger than they could ever imagine, turning the whole town into an RPG battleground.

Working title?: "The Battles of Bluebird Hill", Bluebird Hill being made up for the story, perhaps.

Plot: The P&F team decide to hold a "Sibling-Team War" in Danville, due to Lawrence reminiscing about his younger days with his brother. The entire city participates, teaming up with their siblings to win--by getting through the challenges that the boys have set for them. Doof, with the knowledge that he has a single child, builds Vanessa a super-robot sibling to enter the competition with.

Working title?: "Honor Thy Brother; Honor Thy Sister"

Plot: In a bit of bizarre fourth-wall shattering, a portion of the creative staff, mainly in the animation department, quits. This leaves everything in the show as nothing more than an animatic--for those who don't know, the storyboard all strung together with the character's voices added. Determined to regain their full animation, the cast decides to venture out into the real world to get the animators back.

Working Title?: "The Amazin' Animatic Anthology"

Plot: After getting hit by a ray from Doof's latest plot-gone-awry, Candace gets braces. She immediately classifies herself as a loser-freak, while everyone offers consolation. However, she refuses all of it, and goes to join the last place she ever wanted to be--the Nerd's Society...which she then discovers isn't too bad. As for Doof, he's busy making the world's biggest arsenal of movie memorabilia, in a strange attempt to take over the ENTIRE TRISTATE AREA!

Working Title?: "Nerdy Little Secrets"

Plot: Buford brings a camera around with him, which he proceeds to use to film his day and bother people. However, he runs into trouble after he accidentally stumbles across the second life of Perry the Platypus, A.K.A. Agent P.

Working Title?: "The Buford Days of Summer"

Plot: In a direct parody of "Singin' In the Rain", we fast-forward into the school year. The 6th grade is putting on a theatrical production of "Romeo and Juliet", which the high school is assisting with. The role of Juliet goes to an adorable little girl, whose singing sounds like "a dying cat that's being eaten by a tractor with strep throat". After the idea being called "clichéd and generally predictable" by some staff and parents, the regular group's creative streak pops back up just in time to revamp the whole idea. The final concept is "Romeo and Juliet--the Zombie Apocalypse Musical!" (all references to zombies being courtesy of Buford) There is one small problem, though--a small, dying-cat-eaten-by-a-tractor kind of problem. But all is not lost, as there is a solution; a solution named Isabella.

Working Title?: "Singin' With the Insane"

Plot: Football season swings around at Danville High School once again, and with football can come two things--overpriced concessions, and marching band. But mostly the latter. Members include Albert (who had been recently removed from boarding school due to what is referred to as the "Tuesday Incident"), Jeremy, and even Candace, among others. As it turns out, the Wilcox High School not only has a phenomenal team, but also a phenomenal band. The Danville marching coach fears he might never achieve his greatest dream of becoming the greatest band instructor that ever lived, and everybody feels pity for the poor man. It is now up to the brothers and friends to assist in teaching the band and devising the greatest marching band composition in the history of marching bands. Meanwhile, Doof tries to convince Vanessa to reveal her dark secret by joining the marching band--her ability to play the tuba.

Working Title?: "Battle of the Marching Bands"

Plot: Doofenshmirtz has finally found the reason to how Perry the Platypus always defeats him--the advantages are simply in being a platypus. With this (admittedly fallible) reasoning, he decides that the best way to go about this is to build an evil, giant platypus robot (...inator). By the luckiest of all strokes of luck, this works, and Doof is soon the overlord of everything from the D.E.I complex to the residences of Oakley Waters, where our usual friends reside. Doof is overtaking the city of Danville, one street at a time, thanks to his Platy-bot. It's up to our friends to use all of their intelligence, cunning, and platypus-related expertise to prevent the doctor from taking over the Tristate Area before it's too late.

Working Title?: "Wrath of the Platy-Inator 5000"

Plot: In the midst of one of their battles, Perry the Platypus dives down into a large hole in the Earth. Doof follows him, only to find another world beneath the ground; a world that is crazy and nonsensical. Doof is strangely unperturbed regarding the insanity around him, his jumbled thoughts focused entirely on finding and capturing Perry the Platypus. As he ventures through the crazy world, he meets a cast of strange and oddly familiar characters along the way.

Working Title?: "Malice in Wonderland"

Plot: Albert rather dislikes being up early on the weekend. This is further driven when his mother wakes him up to send him and Irving out to the shopping center for some errands. The place is as chaotic as usual, and they soon get separated. Albert then has to go to find his brother while trying to remain in one piece. Irving, while he's separated, wanders around the store and finds Baljeet and Buford. They eventually manage to get themselves into an every-man-for-themselves war in the parking lot against the "cool" kids. Doofenshmirtz, meanwhile, tries to get the shopping center to disappear.

Working Title?: "Albert and Irving Go To the Googolplex"

Plot: Doofenshmirtz, with the assistance of his young Vanessa, has created his most brilliant invention yet: A streetcar THAT TRAVELS THROUGH TIME! In order to fulfill his latest evil scheme, he takes the car back to the 1980s, bringing Vanessa along as a learning experience for her.

Meanwhile, the boys' parents think they have purchased an antique for their store, only to realize after opening that it's only several metal pipes and parts that, even if they were assembled, would in no way resemble what they'd originally ordered. At a loss, they throw it out into the trash. Moments later, they boys and their friends happen to come across it in the garbage bin, and Phineas, in his usual spirit, decides to build it. After a few hours of assembly, they discover that what they'd gotten in the mail was an early draft of Xavier Onassis' time machine. Not only do they find that it actually works, but it is discovered that its design makes it a convenient attachment to any sort of vehicle. With this knowledge, the group makes the unanimous decision of a time-and-space-road-trip, in spite of Candace's warnings against it (though she does tag along).

Soon, the two time-traveling teams meet up with each other in the 80s, and get into a dispute over who has the better time-car. Phineas proposes they all go on a scavenger hunt as a non-violent way of settling things. They do so, and as a result, they genuinely screw up world history and life as we know it.

Working Title?: "A Right Turn, a Sharp Left, and then Back to the Future"


If you don't hate Irving, then marry me and copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile...and add the character(s)' names: Albert, Irving, Phineas, Ferb, Stacy, Candace, Doofenshmirtz, Perry, Baljeet, Buford, Isabella...screw it. I want to hug them all. In fact, I will. LOOK OUT DANVILLE, HERE COMES POPTART!

A certain percentage of teens in America have contemplated suicide. If you have ever been able to pull yourself up again, even if for a little bit, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Dimensional Drift: Siblings and Superpowers by The High Lord of Terra reviews
He didn't plan to take Danville. Just a few meaningless lives. Then he'd go after something larger: the Tri-state area. Third genre Action. Later chapters not for the faint of heart. Rated for violence, character death, and some language. SUPER HIATUS
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,761 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Phineas, Ferb
Gummy: Agent Extraordinaire by AgentGoldfish reviews
Who you thought was just the toothless, fun-loving, wild partying alligator is actually a secret agent saving Equestria from certain destruction on a regular basis. Inspired mostly by Phineas and Ferb and Perry the Platypus
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011
The Danville Conspiracy by ratluck2 reviews
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, and the rest of the gang are 23-24 now, and all have gotten successful jobs on the Danville Police force known as S.T.A.R.S. But what happens when bizarre murders begin to happen in the forest? PxI
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,013 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
Thomarie Bash by ratluck2 reviews
Well, I'm going to regret this, but I am finally going to do something about this accursed pairing. I will be the voice of the voiceless. Rated M for reasons.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011
Expressions by ratluck2 reviews
A series of very, VERY short Phinabella moments based off of a spiral of emotions inside of me. Rated T for safety.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
Alternative Love by ratluck2
Takes place after the big battle at the end of Across the Second Dimension. After the battle is over and the dimension's are saved, what becomes of Alternate Isabella and her attachment to a certain person? Rated K for safty.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011
Special Gift by ratluck2 reviews
Reuploaded. It's Valantine's day, and Adyson annoyingly has to deal with high school, horomone drivin boys. What happens when a certain boy does a kind deed?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Baljeet, Fireside Girls - Complete
The Thing by ratluck2 reviews
Based on a dream I had. Weird one shot. Enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
As It Should Be by Bookdragon13 reviews
When Candace gets a surprise, help comes from an unlikely source. Candace/Albert One-shot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Apology by Snowykittens2 reviews
After Candace gets "busted," Phineas starts to feel bad for his sister, so he wants to help her, even if she is partly mad at him. What will he do to make his older sister feel better? EDITED-8/8/11
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Phineas, Candace - Complete
Everything's Just Ducky by Maya Serena reviews
ONESHOT. Candace and Jeremy have broken up, giving Albert the chance to woo his fair damsel... or is that Duckling? DA contest entry.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
To Every Bad Writer this Fandom has by Kissy Fishy reviews
Brace yourselves...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
What happens in Gimmelschtump by Maya Serena reviews
Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
Bum reviews: Kickassia by xt1me reviews
Chester A Bum reviews Kickassia. If you've never watched Kickassia or any of the bum reviews or anything from TGWTG don't read this. It will not make sense. If you have, hopefully this will make sense despite not being and easy thing to translate to text.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Bum Reviews: The End of Evangelion by Charles Xavier reviews
Our favorite homeless movie loving hobo talks about one of the most controversial anime movies to ever hit the big screen. Find out what he thought.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
To Kill a Mockingjay by gethsemane342 reviews
“You have to win,” I tell her. I don’t care that Thresh winning would give my family food for a year. Katniss needs to go home and see Primrose. She needs to be the sister I can’t be.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Rue - Complete
The Great Danville Cold Wars by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
A silly little story about Candace falling ill, Phineas and Ferb venturing into the field of modern medicine, and Perry's epic quest to stop yet another of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's evil schemes!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
The Various Supah Powahs of One Severus Snape by lunakatrina reviews
Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Severus S.
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Excellent Reasons to be an Idiot reviews
Song-inspired maybe-maybe not romantic short stories that take a zig-zagging path through the crazy trials of a little head trip called "life".
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011
Serendipitous Science Theater 3000 reviews
The boys and co. build a movie theater, which then gets shot into space by none other than the Dr. Doof himself. For his own amusement, he decides to send them cheesy movies. Exactly what you think would happen ensues.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011
The Dork Knight reviews
The Batman has returned once again to protect the citizens of Danville from the rising dangers that have been hitting them lately. The issue? His name isn't Bruce. It's Albert.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,894 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Albert
Phintastic Planet reviews
The group, by a sort of accident, creates a group of microscopic intelligent beings. Soon, they prove to be too smart for their own good.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2011
Fanatic Bedfellows reviews
Asked for by Spongey444. After their house is destroyed, Irving's family moves in with the Flynn-Fletchers. Candace is relatively disturbed when Albert begins to get a bit obsessive with her.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2011
The Epic of the Duel of Ping Pong reviews
After the boys make some changes to the local Ping-Pong Center, Candace ends up challenging another team to a duel. Oneshot. Read and review, please; I'm truly desperate. Now with an author's note!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
The Soda Explosion Project Mach 51 reviews
The boys make cola explosions, Doof steals Mentos, and Candace and Albert watch an infomercial.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Vendetta's Moronic, Utterly Avoidable Mistake reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. When Vendetta makes an error in her plans, how will she-and everyone else-be affected?
Making Fiends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010
Goodbye, Gossamer Girl
Few knew her personally, but she will be missed by everyone.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Rue - Complete
Master of My Own Heart
Mistakes will always be made. Never may they be erased. Puko's life has been a whole mistake, and it won't be erased. WARNING: OCs, undoubtedly flawed writing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010
Shiny Happy People
Ivory Johnson and her companions are first year students in Hogwarts, and they are quite...odd. Starting in Potter's third year, Ivory is obviously in the middle of things. With her curiosity, though, things will be...further complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,300 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010