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Joined 08-02-10, id: 2477030, Profile Updated: 02-14-15
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight.

Sometime known as Mel'ao, HeyKarin, & Sing To Me.

Mother, wife, perverted slutbag, unrepentant Twi Fic addict.

i'm not quite a fic writer. My heart is actually in poetry. i used to win awards for it & stuff. Then i got knocked up. Now i write grocery lists that could make you weep.


Playlist for Little Shames can be found here:


So, if you can believe it, shelter won 1st place in the public vote and 2nd place in the Judges' vote in A Love Like Fire contest! Thank you so much to everyone who voted and to the judges, who collectively were probably the most distinguished & talented judges ever to hold a contest. i can kiss their ases now that the contest is over. Shut up.

The contest's C2 can still be found here, please read and review these juicy, angsty, wonderful stories: http://www.fanfiction.net/community/A_Love_Like_Fire_Contest/90184/14/0/1

And my award blinkie, OMG i have a blinkie, is here:

Then the amazing eddiebell69 went and made me two amazing banners for my stories and i just love them, i can't thank her enough! If you haven't already, check out her stories here: http://www.fanfiction.net/eddiebell69 ... start with White Lies, it's my favorite: surprising and will totally knock your socks off!

So here's the one for shelter:

And here's what she made for purple:

Come find me on Twitter. Same name.

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On The Line by NewTwilightFan reviews
New Quantico graduate Agent Isabella Swan is assigned to go under cover with a partner she's never met. Their mission will require every ounce of their skill, cunning, and discipline. . . then it will demand more. Agent Swan is totally green. Agent Masen is an enigma. Trust will be the least of their challenges when they discover how much is really on the line.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 125,000 - Reviews: 2804 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21525 - Favs: 12,058 - Follows: 8,031 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14781 - Favs: 12,659 - Follows: 5,718 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wisp by Cris reviews
Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 325,802 - Reviews: 14286 - Favs: 5,971 - Follows: 6,648 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choices by twilover76 reviews
Did you ever wish Bella was more confident? Edward less rigid? Jacob less of a pain? This is Twilight if Alice saw everything coming before Bella moved to Forks. AU/Canon/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 189,404 - Reviews: 3095 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
Masen Boys by Jdifrans1 reviews
Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Deep in the Heart of Me by counselor reviews
Opens in 1934. Tonio is oldest of nine, farmboy. Sobe is the new lawman's daughter. She shows up at Tonio's school. What seems inevitable quickly becomes impossible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7861 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10385 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8327 - Favs: 8,193 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Viking's Mistress by kissedbygustav reviews
What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,270 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 2,426 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 5,311 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Honest Liar by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
Bella once told me that there was nothing braver than a flower growing through a crack in the sidewalk. I laughed because she was always giving feelings to things that don't feel. If she was standing next to me, I'd tuck the dandelion behind her ear. Or she'd blow on it and make a wish. A hundred wishes. Or maybe just one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 3161 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20364 - Favs: 13,671 - Follows: 5,586 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9452 - Favs: 7,831 - Follows: 7,912 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Lives Unbound Extras by theladyingrey42 reviews
Prequels, outtakes, futuretakes from the story Our Lives Unbound. Who knows, maybe someday even some alternate POVs. Maybe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,986 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 3/3/2011
Secret Sex by erinlinn reviews
Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,052 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 5,152 - Follows: 3,581 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,455 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7573 - Favs: 11,049 - Follows: 5,968 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All the Colors of my Heart by Lo21 reviews
ON HOLD/INDEFINITE. Please IM if you need more info. On a long red-eye flight to Italy, Bella meets Edward. Their mutual attraction leads to losing inhibitions and a sexy plane encounter. Bella has at least 4 weeks to see if lust can ever lead to love. Sometimes, you have to trust your heart. AH.M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,265 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Albertine by E's My Brand Of Heroin reviews
Another wonderful picsperation from Emmy on the PPSS blog. A peeping vampire with incredible will power. But how long can he hold out for? AU, some ooc. Have decided to continue with my little drabble. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,467 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Bella, Edward
Rabbit Heart by KitsuShel reviews
When a stalker gets too close to rockstar Izzy Dwyer, she makes a choice that brings her back to her hometown and leads her on a journey full of new love and friendships.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,174 - Reviews: 6895 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Valley Of Your Heart by rhythm junkie reviews
THIS IS MY ENTRY FOR THE LOVE LIKE FIRE CONTEST. :::HOSTESS PICK WINNER!::: Edward has always been there for Jasper but will Jasper see that? AH/OOC/AU Please note that this is a SLASH story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Giofógach by ltlerthqak reviews
I didn't know anything was missing from my life until I met him at the carnival. Were my gypsy lifestyle and unbelievable gift too much for him to accept? And was there something bigger we should have been watching for? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,395 - Reviews: 2459 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6099 - Favs: 4,493 - Follows: 4,401 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Everyone Else by E's My Brand Of Heroin reviews
I always thought marriage was forever. It's not something I take lightly. Rose and I always joked about how people got divorced because they were "not happy" anymore. Our response? "Well get happy." Even if it means having an affair?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,788 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parenthetical Love by LyricalKris reviews
Bella wasn't interested in finding a father for her baby-to-be. Edward wasn't interested in being a father at all. The accidents that can make a parent don't always happen between the sheets, but will they make the best of it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 150,001 - Reviews: 4890 - Favs: 4,356 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7171 - Favs: 3,329 - Follows: 2,077 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eternal Death by Picklewinkle reviews
JUDGES' CHOICE WINNER: A Love Like Fire Contest. There's always a price to pay for the way you live your life. Mine came in female form, disguised as an angel. Hidden under her halo was a spark that incinerated my existence. Vamp/human, not HEA. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Load by The Load reviews
So many authors, one delicate story. The rules are simple-Bella and Edward can't die and they must be human. We will combine our imaginations and take you for a ride you won't forget. Welcome to The Load.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,924 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6404 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14541 - Favs: 7,833 - Follows: 5,402 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Night of Firsts by ooza reviews
Bella is an exotic dancer. Edward is shy and inexperienced. What happens when they meet at a gentleman's club? My first one-shot. M for lemons, AH, OCC, ExB **COMPLETE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Brother's Wife by mostly a lurker reviews
Homesteading on the prairie in 1864 is austere, beautiful, and deadly. Can Edward and Bella survive the hardships and flourish? AU/AH EPOV Originally an entry in the Age of Edward contest, now revised and expanded.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,515 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Voice in the Darkness by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. ***Please see warning before reading.*** My name is Isabella. Just Isabella. Everything has been taken from me. I am one of the unseen. I am one of the unheard. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
My Little Dove by Lo21 reviews
Bella moves to Vegas to ease the pain of an emotional breakup and life altering decision. She starts over in a new fast-paced life that includes jobs as a waitress, phone sex operator, and a club DJ. M. ALL HUMAN. *Winner! see full summary inside*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fade Into You by RCD-Alice reviews
A different kind of message in a bottle. More like a letter in a Starbucks comfy cushion. Is it fate? ExB AU/AH Canon. Slight OOC M to be safe *wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,322 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Edgeplay by dirtybrat reviews
Wikipedia defines edgeplay as types of sexual play considered to be pushing on the edge of the safe,sane&consensual creed in BDSM.Edward&Bella are committed,experienced players.This is a snapshot into their edgeplay. AU-H,lemons,ADULT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6105 - Favs: 3,849 - Follows: 2,656 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shrinkage by Latchkey Wife reviews
One day on the beach, Bella meets the man of her dreams... literally.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Summer by lisamichelle17 reviews
The summer following Bella Swan's high school graduation is anything but normal. She develops an unexpected friendship with Edward Cullen at Forks Memorial Library. This one-shot will be told in Bella and Edward's POV. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,895 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remembering Sunday by Raptured Ignorance reviews
AU/AH; Afflicted by a terminal, genetic disease, Isabella Swan is desperate to lose “it” before she dies. Her best friend since they were in the womb Edward Cullen just might be the boy to help her. Well, not until he saves her life, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,215 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Green Dress by littlesecret84 reviews
Isabella Swan and Edward Cullen cross paths one evening. This will be a night that he never forgets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Over the Twisting Line of His Spine by theladyingrey42 reviews
The ink was like a wound. It spread out over so much of his body - spiderwebs of pain, twisted curls of blackened loss and tendrils always reaching, ever searching across his skin." For Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. AU/AH ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Little Shames reviews
Little high-school Bella doesn't want a nice boy her own age. She wants Edward. Kitten may not know what she's asking for, but he does. And he'll make sure she gets it. All of it. AH, M, Originally conceived for the Dirty Talking Edward contest. Therefore: filthy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Bella, Edward
Spinebreaker reviews
A bloodbath at a high school party isn't the worst thing. Chief Swan's daughter being abducted isn't even the worst thing. The worst thing … is the Spinebreaker. A round-robin collaboration between EdwardsBloodType, Jadalulu, LovelyBrutal and Yellowglue. Rated very M for language, violence and twisted gory creepiness. Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,945 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Stars reviews
The gift she hurts me with is the hurt that she gives to me. Pain is the only cure for pain. A collaboration with YellowGlue for the TLS Angst Contest. New Moon sort of AU. M for reasons. Warning: Don't read this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Edward, Jane - Complete
Men's Room reviews
Entry for Beyond the Pale 2. Bella needs to sink to the bottom to feel anything. She also needs someone else to take her there. AH. Rated M for language, non-consensual sex, and dark and upsetting subject matter. **HEED THE WARNINGS PLEASE**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,181 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Bella - Complete
Strawberries reviews
A birthday gift for E's My Brand of Heroin. Angela needs to tell her friend Bella something ... in private. AH, femmeslash, rated M for language, lemons, underage drinking and peeing in a trash can.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Angela - Complete
The Divider reviews
A quickie for RhythmJunkie's birthday. Charming, cocky Jasper meets plain-looking Bella in a tattoo parlor, but there is more to her than meets the eye. AH, M for language. JasperxBella ONLY done just this once, as a favor. *shudder* *ExB4Life*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jasper, Bella
purple reviews
A birthday gift for yellowglue. Edward is an artist with a dark streak. Jacob is about to find out how dark it really is. AH, rated M for lemons and graphic violence. Not fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,520 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
The New Fun reviews
My entry for the Spanking The Monkey contest! Bella and Leah have a history. Then they have a sleepover. Then they have an orgasm. AH. Rated M for masturbating and marijuana.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Bella, Leah - Complete
High Anxzombity reviews
What if High Anxiety's Bella and Edward came back as zombies for a day? And they were really frigging gross? A spoof outtake written with EdwardsBloodType's blessing. Rated M for lemons and because it's totally disgusting.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
shelter reviews
Winner of 1st place public & 2nd place judges' vote in the "A Love Like Fire" contest. Edward is alone, and he likes it that way. One night, a candy bar wrapper changes everything. Sometimes love is like a disaster. AH, rated M. Dark themes. Not fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fold Your Ears: A Fic of Fold Your Wings reviews
A ridiculous fic of Jadalulu's fic "Fold Your Wings." Edward Cullen is a man with a secret. A fluffy secret. Rated M and you know why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seated In The Sky reviews
My entry for the Love Is In The Air contest. Insecure funnel cake freak Bella is hopeless around the opposite sex. Will a mishap on the Ferris wheel help her unclench?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,354 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward