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Hello people of the world. Its me kelp head.

My fav colors: Blue , Grey, Black

Gender: If you think im saying this your crazy.

Hates : PRACHEl (who dosent)

Favorite sayings from pjo : "Your pretty smug Lord Ares for a guy who runs from cupid statues."-LT

"I wasnt sure where the Latin came from , I think it meant "Eat my pants."- LT

"Dont I get A kiss for good luck its tradition right?-TLO

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90% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge 60 story building. copy this in your profile if your part of the 10% yelling JUMP.

If your obsesed with PJO copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you would stand up for your favorite pairings and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name after mine: Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Medalis, Invisibool, DeaMii22, Mythscaenger, puckabrina-percabeth-fax101, kelphead,

If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

96 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Justin Biber was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 4 percent yelling JUMP ALREADY OR SO HELP ME I'LL COME UP THERE AND PUSH YOU MYSELF!!!!

Random stuff

1. First thing you wash in the shower? Why the Hell you want to know that
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Sea blue
3. Do you plan outfits? NO
4. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Happy!!!!
5. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? My shirt :?
6. Do you say aim or a-i-m? Aim
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I was in my room when a purple lon came out and told me to go eat some chicken soup. WTF???? :P
8. Did you meet anybody new today?Nooo
9. What are you craving right now? , money , to go to the movies, to get on facebook
10. Do you floss? YES
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? My laosian friend who calls me cabbage? :I
12. When was the last time you talked on aim? This Morning
13. Are you emotional? no
14. Would you dance to the taco song? Maybe...I cant sing it though, its to fast...
15. Have you ever counted to 1,000?No number to big for me to count
16. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Does it matter? how will this help me in life?
17. Do you like your hair? yes ots spiky
18. Do you like yourself? How conceited is that?? No I actually DON'T like myself
19. Have you ever met a celebrity? Ummmm no?
20. Do you like cottage cheese?Not at all!!
21. What are you listening to right now? My ipod GREEN DAY ROCKS!!!!!!
22. How many countries have you visited?USA all the way
23. Are your parents strict? It depends on what you mean by strict
24. Would you go sky diving? Neveer!!Just kiden HELL YEA
25. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?Yes, but only if there weren't any secret security people
26. Would you throw potatoes at him?Of course
27. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Um my teeth??
28. Have you ever been in a castle?Does a bouncy house count???
39. Do you rent movies often? Yep
30. Who sits in behind you in your math class? My bestfriend Bryson
31. Have you made a prank phone call? Yea all the time!
32. Do you own a gun? And why would I want one??
33. Can you count backwards from 74? number to big!!
34. Who are you going to be with tonight? My family and then my Best Friend and I are going to see a movie.
35. Brown or white eggs? white
36. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes my I heart boobies breast cancer braclet
37. Ever been on a train? Yes many times
38. Ever been in love? A bit personal eh??
39. Do you have a cell-phone? Yes!
40. Are you too forgiving? Nope not at all
41. Do you use chap stick?Yup
42. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?IDK im not there keeper
43. Can you use chop sticks? No
44. Ever have cream puffs? wats a cream puff????
45. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? No
46. What was the last question you asked? Wat the hell are we Watching.
48. What was the last CD you bought? Skillet's new album
49. Boys or girls? WHats the question mean
50. What is your bus number for school? L135
51. Is your hair curly? Yes and I hate it
52. Last time you cried? I dont cry
53. Ever walked into a wall? YES!! all the time!
54. Do looks matter? No
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun? What that

56. Have you ever slapped someone? yes

57. Favorite time of the year? Summer
58. Favorite color? Green and Grey
59. Are you sarcastic?Nooo where would you get THAT idea? (sarcastic)
60. Do you have any tattoos? No
61. The last person you held hands with? My girlfriend
62. Do you sleep with the TV on? No
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Hate is a strong word. I prefer to use immensly dislike...Yes I do immensly dislike more then 3 people
65. Do you like your life right now?It depends on the mood I'm in
66. How often do you talk on the phone? Not much with certain people. Probably Hours with others.
67. What is your favorite animal? horses
68. What was the most recent thing you bought? A new song from itunes
69. Do you have good vision? NO!! maybe that explains why I walked into a wall...
70. Can you hula hoop? Yeah I came in second place in a competition over the summer
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater? It depends on what they cheated on
72. Do you have a job? Noo!
73. Can you handle the truth? Not always
sweats and a tshirt
75. Have you ever crawled through a window? No. why would I do that? I dont feel like dying right now, I kinda enjoy my life and dont want to risk falling out a window and breaking a bone or something
76. What was one of the stupidest things you've ever done?Both you and I know we dont want to hear the answer
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

So, here's how it works

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...and a lot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Move along All american rejects

Waking Up: 21 guns Green Day

First Day At School: Famous Big Time Rush

Falling In Love: Hey soul Sister By train ( This is weird )

Fight Song: Your a Jerk New Boyz

Breaking Up: Til I forget about You by BTR (This extrmelly freaky)

Prom Night: Big Night by BTR

Life: Hero Skillet

Mental Breakdown: Know Your Enemy Green Day

Driving: City is Ours BTR
Flashback: Those Nights by skillet (:O)

Getting Back Together: Round and Round By Selena Gomez

Wedding: Comatose Skillet

Birth of Child: Fireflies- The Anthem Good Charlotte

Final Battle: Hero by Skillet

Funeral Song: The Last Night Skillet

Final Credits: I'm Only me when I'm with you-Taylor SwiftF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it there was a thunderstorm outside and Annaabeth got scared and needed Percy to comfort her? STORY IDEA!! MUST GET TO COMPUTER!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that idea has been pronounced idear?)

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered! I love you starbucks!!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yes!!)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticsoff the groundlikepicking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I'm pretty sure I DO have it)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

There is an ongoing narration inside your head, as if you are writing your life story in third person. (Ex: As (your name) was typing, a sudden desire of chocolate hit them.)

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever invented your own "copy and paste" thingy, copy and paste this into your profile. (Look at the first 6 ones)

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this.

If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (The day can't be complete without me talking to myself... yeah, I'm weird)

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile. (I hate that when it happens!)

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible, paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever eaten something none of your friends would try, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall before copy this. (who hasn't?)

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (Oh, yes.)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (Sometimes a whole day. That's why I read several grades higher than usual.)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I will soon if I keep stopping to look at something in the middle of the street!)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (That so is impossible. I read like 20 in one month alone... I'm not bragging or anything. ;))

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought about something while you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (duh...)

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. (who hasn't?)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

If you ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, MelRose520, kelphead

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SareRide9, XXForrestStarXX, MelRose520, kelphead

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and

sign yourname

Clarissa Jackson








xXthe shadow huntressxX



The New Ace of Spies


Storyteller-221/Kali Lennor





HotChocolate in Summer/ImNotCrazyImMe




(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

AND FINALLY... if you actually took the time to read all these, copy and paste this into your profile

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. (That would be so gross...)

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick I called in dead.

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am in shape...round is a shape.

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

Questions to Ponder...

Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Where's the good in goodbye?

Why are they called apartments when they all stick together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing?

Stupid Lables:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what? Outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it on your profile! :)

Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi!

Soda or Juice?: Soda. Duh!

7up or Sprite?: Sprite, I guess.

Yellow or Purple?: Purple. Yellow’s too yellow. :P


Rock or Rap?: Rock

TV or Movies?: MOVIES

Scary or Comedy: Why can’t it be both?

Night or Morning?: Neither I hate waking up but I dont like going to bed

Kisses or Hugs?: Ugh, neither.

Life or Death?: I’ll tell you when I die.

Up or Down?: Wait, what?

Noise or Silence?: Depends on what mood I’m in.

Run or Walk?: Walking

Burger King or McDonald's?: McDonalds! :D

Apples or Bananas?: What do you mean by apples and bananas ????

Mexican or Italian Food?: ITALIAN

Winter or Summer?: I love both!

Spring or Fall?: Spring’s so pretty.

Chocolate or Candy?: Chocolate I guess.

Chicken or Beef?: Who doesn’t like chicken?

Left or Right?: Right.

Doritos or Cheetos?: Doritos

Cold or Hot?: Warm

Weird or Normal?: Normal’s too boring

Elmo or Ernie?: Elmo!

School or No School?: School...:(

Meat or Fish?: Fish? Yuck! DX

Long or Short Nails?: Short

Hot Fudge or Caramel?: Both.

Halloween or Christmas?: What does it matter? I celebrate both anyways.

Pizza or Spaghetti?: Pizza.

Scream or Cry?: It’s more fun to SCREAM!

Camera or Digital Camera?: A digital camera, duh.

DVD or VHS?: VHS because all the good movies are there :)

Pickles or Cucumbers?: Neither

Love or Hate?: I don’t know.

Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla

Latte or Espresso?: I don’t know the diference.

Outside or Inside?: Inside.

Evil or not Evil?: Most people think I'm nice... but they don't know. ;)

Clean or Dirty: Clean.

Bad or Good?: Depends if I’m near my annoying family or not.

Sunrise or Sunset?: Who cares? I don’t pay attention to either of them.

Truth or Lies?: The truth just gets you punished in the end……

Simple Plan or Good Charlotte: GOOD CHARLOTTE ALL THE WAY

Apples or Oranges?: Oranges!

Teacher or Student?: I’m my own teacher. XP

Rich or Poor?: Neither

Sports or Reading?: Reading

Cookies or Cake?: CAKE! WHERE?

Town or City?: City

Birds or Horses?: Horses.

Cats or Dogs?: Doggies!

Monkeys or Penguins?: Penguins are sooooo cute!

Rain or Snow?: THE RAIN...

Sun or Moon?: The sun gives me sun burns! D:

Smart or Dumb?: I would rather graduate college.

Cd's or Mp3 Players: Cds.

Baked or Mashed Potatoes: mashed

Motel or Hotel?: What's the difference?

Cars or Buses?: Cars are for people who don’t want to take rides with strangers.

Trains or Planes?: Planes are a whole lot faster.

Forks or Spoons?: I can’t eat steak with a spoon, and I can’t eat soup with a fork... good thing I hate soup.

Family Guy or Simpson's?: American Dad

South Park or SpongeBob?: SpongeBob!

Money or Love?: Who cares about love? Give me the money!

Hamburgers or Hotdogs?: Hot dogs are for people who hate hamburgers. I'm one of them.

Nachos or French Fries?: Why can’t I ask my mom for both?

Blue or Green Eyes?: Too bad I have brown eyes. :(

Blonde or Brunette?: Brunette

Converses or Etnies?: Converses

Pen or Pencil?: You can’t erase a pen.

Beach or Pool?: Beach

Dolphins or Whales?: Dolphins for sure.

Drums or Guitars?: I’m learning the guitar.

Salt or Pepper?: They taste nice together. :)

Basketball or Football?: If it’s tackle football, I’m in. ;)

Soccer or Baseball?: I’m not a sports person!!

Skittles or Starbursts?: Why would you care?

Finding Nemo or Shrek?: Nemo got boring after the first time. :P

Sausage or Bacon?: I’m a bacon person. ;)

Skateboard or Roller Blades?: What’s the point? I can’t do either.

Ferris Wheel or Roller Coaster?: Roller coasters are for people who want speed. Count me in!

Wet or Dry?: Dry is for dry personalities.

Circus or Carnival?: Carnivals have more to do.

Bath or Shower: Shower ( ur sitting in your own dirt with a bath)

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang: You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge: You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy: You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel: You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

If you have ever pulled any of these things stick this on your profile and write which ones you have pulled

I think I pulled a Max and a Fang a few times, and I pull an Iggy about every morning.

Walmart- things to do

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some toliet paper!!"

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing an annoying song in a loud voice.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this stuff, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. Toilet paper as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

44. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

45. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

46. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

47. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

48. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

49. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."

50. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

51. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

52. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

53. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

54. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

56. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

57. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

58. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

59. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

60. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

61. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

62. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

63. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

64. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

65. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

A good or best friend!

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, idiot?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever (Stole this too)

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not attack my fellow classmates

51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

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Embracing Fate by Kaylie915 reviews
Edward has left Bella. Twice. When his family comes back again she's been changed. But Tanya and Edward are together now. With Emmett alone Bella finds another chance at love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 36,948 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Bella, Emmett
The Return of Perseus Jackson by Retrobution reviews
When Percy gets exiled to Tartarus for a crime he didn't commit, he gets angry. From the depths of Tartarus, an earthquake that nearly destroyed Olympus happened. When he finally escapes however, some Olympians are still keen on keeping him in hell. This is the story of the return of Perseus Jackson. Don't read if you don't like torture, rated strong T. *Going to be REWRITTEN.*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,138 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Percy J.
Master of the Elements by Kocona reviews
AU. Returning from a rescue mission, Perseus Jackson found his own girlfriend cheating on him while he was away. His image ruined by others, he was deserted by all except his closest of friends. Percy has left camp to accept an offer from a strange being. The offer? To become more powerful than he had ever dreamed of; to become Master of the Elements. [ON HIATUS]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,444 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Percy J., Piper M.] Annabeth C., Aphrodite
7 Years later by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
Percy and Annabeth haven't seen each other in seven years! So what happens when they meet up at the beach one day? Why is Annabeth acting so strange? Why is Percy fainting? And-wait, who's Jake?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Betrayal by Gummy Rocks reviews
"We can't tell Annabeth about this." He said through the kiss. "Never, ever." I knew it was wrong, she was my friend but I kissed him back. A Thalia/Percy fic rated T with reason
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Thalia G., Percy J. - Complete
A New Life by CreepingAround reviews
Rosalie cheats on Emmett, for Edward. Once Emmett and Bella find out, they leave somewhere else. No one knows when they'll be coming back, not even Alice. Emmett realizes that Bella is holding off her pain to help Emmett with his pain. He starts to slowly regain himself by the help of Bella. He's very grateful, but then realizes how close he and Bella really are, more than friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Christmas with Percy by Teddehbear reviews
This is my first official story. Annabeth is spending her Christmas with Percy and his family. Takes place after The Last Olympian. Fluffiness!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Demigods go to Highschool by DragoNik reviews
Pery and Nico finally go to high school after 5 years with their dad. They DON'T know about camp half blood. they meet Annabeth and Thalia. So what will happen? All PJO characters dead are alive. Percabeth and Thalico. This story is obviously AU! Enjoy :D!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,085 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Worse Than Nightmares by SamWinchester'sWife reviews
What if Jacob rapes Bella? How will Bella cope? Will she tell Edward who caused her all this pain? *WARNING* Includes rape. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meeting for the Second Time by Flaming Wolf5491 reviews
Percy and Annabeth have been friends since kindergarten, but that all changes when Annabeth has to move away. AU might be a bit OOC. T for language. COMPLETE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,526 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Gods Visit to Camp Half Blood by E.Okami reviews
The gods come for a visit after hearing Percy's words about claiming their kids earlier. This is set after TLO. Theres gonna be drama , new character , romance , fighting , and inside for full summary..R&R no criticizing plz...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,313 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Lost Hero by Demigods-4one reviews
Jason, Piper and Leo come to Camp Half Blood but will these unwilling heroes save Percy Jackson? This is not the real book and I own nothing was made 3 months before the book came out so things are not like the book lol
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,813 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Complete
Broken Oath by MikaylaAnnabeth reviews
"I took an oath." "So?" Nico and Thalia take a walk.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete