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Joined 08-02-10, id: 2477150, Profile Updated: 08-04-13
Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

"The desert seemed vast, even endless, and yet scientists tell us that somewhere, even now, there is snow." - Cecil, Welcome to Night Vale

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Ice by Rabiscar reviews
Bellarke High School AU: "The boys continued to shoot pucks at her but she only skated faster, whirling around the ice in intricate serpentine step patterns. Bellamy watched with his eyes narrowed. He was annoyed but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't impressed. The girl could skate." Clarke is a figure skater & Bellamy is captain of the hockey team- they both need more ice time.
100 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Something Gone Wrong by me38242 reviews
Max and Fang are half-brother and sister who have never met before, until they're suddenly thrust into the same household together. What happens when they're caught in a forbidden romance? Taboo. AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,607 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Something RomeoandJulietish by OwlinAMinor reviews
It's like Romeo and Juliet, only funnier, less depressing, more perverted, and with a whole lot more Bacon. Eggy. Gazzy/OC. Fax in later chapters. Read at your own risk.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,496 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
My Fair Lady by NextStop.Happiness reviews
When Ari goes off to Paris with his girlfriend, Max is forced to become his replacement. With a boyish cut and a flat chest. What will happen when she debuts in a male music group as Ari? Plot based off the Korean drama, You're Beautiful. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,395 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Winging It by MurderingxMyxTeddyxBear reviews
Max Ride has always managed to rope herself in with the wrong crowd of people. But one event could give her the chance to start over, and finally find her place in life. How will she learn to fit in? Winging it, of course. ALL HUMAN complete w/ bad puns!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,473 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Four Times Percy and Annabeth Almost Have Sex by greenconverses reviews
Four moments leading up to Percy and Annabeth's first time together. Futurefic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 149 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8204 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
The Most Awesome Twilight FanFiction Ever! by Wonderland Blossom reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say by Lekta reviews
Things the Flock Always Wanted to Say But Never Had the Chance To R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Global Warming? by Yes. I stole your boyfriend reviews
One Shot. Angel reads her Global Warming Theory in Class, after Fang gave her candy. And what's this about polar bears selling nuclear weapons to the Germans and Canadians...? Wait, what the Hell?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
MR: The Angel Experiment: A Busy Reader's Guide by TheSmartypants reviews
A rather insane parody of the novel we all know and love. Featuring: bloodthirsty Angel, angsty emo Fang, and, of course, the random Monty Python references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/27/2007
He Had It Coming! by skiowl reviews
Fred and George discover the delights of Muggle advertising. Very slight GWKB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2005 - George W., Katie B. - Complete
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Bellybutton reviews
Annabeth is focused on her school work, until Percy begins pining for attention, along with an interesting question about Annabeth's anatomy. Cute, Percabeth fluff.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Annabeth C.
1983 reviews
Inspired by the song by Neon Trees. Fang is haunted by his past, mainly his old girlfriend, Max. READ FOR INFO ON MY LACK OF UPDATES.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Max, Fang
Switched reviews
The Flock is living with Dr. M and Ella, about ready to go to school. But, alas, clothes are needed. So Max and Fang are going to the mall with Dr. M when BOOM. A red Porsche, one head bang and a hospital trip later, they're in the wrong bodies.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Max, Fang
What If? reviews
What if Max never met the Flock? What if Max was never at the School? What if Max was at the Institute for Higher Living? What if Max was the girl in the cage with the wings? What if? VERY LONG HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,369 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Max, Fang
Move Along reviews
Fang: Bad boy exchange student. Max: "Good girl" gone bad. One house. Two people. Well, five really. Not quite a plot yet. Humorish. T for language and possible violence. I like it! Finally, a title! Move Along All-American Rejects. Love the song or die.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,614 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Max, Fang
What Happens When Max Hits Puberty? reviews
Max is twelve, and things start to change . . . big time. Not a one shot. No idea how long this will get.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Poking Fun at MR Taylor Swift and Kanye West reviews
Just what the title says.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Max, Fang
The Girl With the Burned on Wings reviews
Max has lived in foster care since the time she was twelve. She gets adopted by the Martinezs' and promises herself not to get attached, but that's hard when she finds she loves them. I suck at summaries. Just read it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,424 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete