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Welcome to Flower-chan's profile! >_

Name: Just call me Flower-chan.

Likes: Anything about Nature, The color green, some animes, weird people.

Dislikes: Anything that OFFENDS nature. But, I don't eat those people alive when that happens :D


I like long profiles. Mines might look like one... SOON.

You have been, officially, warned.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Rumors, Secrets, and love? by Neko-meme reviews
Amu is the the cold witch at highschool rumored to have killed someone when she was little. Ikuto is the friendly and warm prince that everyone loves. When Amu's curse starts to involve Ikuto, he has no choice but to help... and possibly fall in love. *UNDER REVISION*
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Warning by Faye Ross reviews
What if they all went back to their not-so normal lives? Amy and Dan inherit all of Grace's belongings, and go to school with the Holts, the Kabras and Jonah...? Somewhere along the way, a "few" problems meet them...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Amy C., Dan C.
Angel's Devil by FoRbIdDeN.LuNa.RoSe reviews
In the world of magic,one girl puts on an act.A nerdy act.Meet Amu Hinamori, a girl that is an Angel's Devil.Meet Ikuto Tsukiyomi, a Devil, the heartthrob of the school.What happens when Ikuto has to tutor Amu?Full Summary inside.Please Read.rateT in case
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,769 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Rebellious Disaster by NadeshikoEverdeenHimeSama reviews
Amu's forced to move to Seiki High where she runs into the Five Guardians. There, she'll make friends and find the love of her life. The question is, who will win, especially when they make a bet to win her heart? Amu X Multi -ONATEMPORARYHIATUS-
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,532 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Amu H.
When Mary Met Sue by Another Artist reviews
Bonded by their obsession with the 39 Clues, or more specifically, Ian Kabra, Mary and Sue turn towards fanfiction dot net to "unleash their imagination". Too bad half of the archive is throwing their imagination back at them, flaming hot. COMPLETE.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
The Death of a Friend by PurpleTea88 reviews
"Friends?" "Friends." Can anything good come out of this?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
A Spider's Web by mischievous101 reviews
It was spinning its web of lies, deceit and distrust. Crafting carefully, its web seemed fragile and easy to break, yet it was dependable.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Holly S.
Enamored by xxToxicMemoryxx reviews
Hinamori Amu had been abused for the past two years. Her parents are finally caught, and she fallen into Ikuto and his family's care. Will he ever get her to speak again? AMUTO story in Ikuto's P.O.V
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,444 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
When I Met You by kouhaixsempai reviews
AMUTO,KUTAU,RIMAHIKO,MIRU&RANCHI:Amu's been living a miserable life since her father died,her step family isn't any better,Ami's gone,Her friends are all she's got left,but what if a certain prince knocks on her door? Will he make things better? AU
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 196,023 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Forgetting the Black Cat 2 by amg17 reviews
The Sequel to Forgetting the Black Cat
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Forgetting the Black Cat by amg17 reviews
Amu is a regular highschool girl, but when ever someone mentions the moon or a cat she feels like her head is trying to tell her something, but she just can't remember! More on inside since I don't have much room to explain!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
The Past that Haunts Me by Suzuka Harukaze reviews
COMPLETE! Hinamori Amu longer knew how to have fun or laugh. The tomboy no longer had emotions, since that horrible day. One brown-haired person is interested. Mild Violence later. Bit OOC & OC
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Kūkai S., Amu H. - Complete
Togepi Paranoia reviews
Myra, a ten-year-old girl, senses danger in a sight of a Togepi. Could those cute Togepis do harm on her? Check the story to find out.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Togepi