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Author has written 6 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Mortal Instruments.

19 yrs old. Female.



I write what I want. I usually don't write anything.


My fandoms are Naruto, Harry Potter, Soul Eater & Skulduggery Pleasant. There are a few others, but I'm not very involved in those.

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Exitus Acta Probat by JellyBellys reviews
After a series of catastrophic events, Hermione decides to go to the past to stop Tom Riddle. Story includes timetravel, no time turners! Slytherins that aren't evil, romance, betrayal, death, angst, and some comedy thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,232 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 27 UP: In which some clandestine conversations are had – and what's up with that forest, anyway?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,171 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Expo '86 by Vcorrigan reviews
Enter the psyche of society's base, add in numerous illegal substances, and you've got the expo of the century. Because neither can admit their faults, their feelings, the one thing that matters may be lost through their projections onto others. Tweek/Craig
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,121 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Rotten by AndThenIDied reviews
It'd be easier if he wasn't already dead. It'd be easier if I knew he wouldn't slurp out my brains like noodles. It'd be easier if he didn't look at me like his next meal. Actually, everything would be easier if he wasn't a zombie, and this wasn't the end of the world. Creek. Previously He Likes His Rare
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,133 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Sakura 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So now Sakura wants to be Hokage. Eh. Why not. Spoilerish 632.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
shrinking trees by Airway Static reviews
They climb trees.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
Days Gone By by Kairaita reviews
The corporal and his team, after. Heavily implied spoilers.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Levi, Petra R., Eld Shin, Auruo B. - Complete
Respiravi by incorrupted reviews
She breathed...what else could she do in a world where nothing turned out as it was supposed to? Warning: adult themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Dead Garden by Aaron Nowack reviews
The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,402 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Kushina U.
Your Seared Lips Say by NightingaleLost reviews
Craig wasn't the one who scared him. It was that mask he wore, that horrifying thing that covered the lower half of his face like a demon waiting to spread it's jaws and swallow him whole. Tweek's P.O.V. Rated 'M' to be safe!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 115,139 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Despicable by wndrw8 reviews
If you were locked up in a ship with a bunch of people you despise, would you do bad things, too? warning: super creepy
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - David, E. Shaw - Complete
Watcher by Shipperwolf reviews
He would watch her until she died. A David 8/Shaw oneshot.
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2012 - David, E. Shaw - Complete
Psyche by monkkeyslut reviews
Crona's got a mind full of holes, you see. Crona-centric.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Crona, Maka A. - Complete
And How Does That Make You Feel? by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Tweek has a series of conversations with his therapist, none of which accomplish anything. Creek, crack, slash, stupidity. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Markings Of The Mind by Ratt9 reviews
Rather than leaving there unscathed, Light completely loses his grip over his sanity in solitary confinement and finds himself losing his mind.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Broken by 11ng reviews
When you are no longer as sane as you thought. Crona as a SHE. Dark!fic, Rated M for violence.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Crona - Complete
Under One Roof by Sarapsys reviews
Wammy's House, in 60 patchworked ficlets from the perspectives of students and staff. Interquel of Sins of the Father.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 108,803 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
to be human by Estora reviews
He tries.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
The Violet Epitaph by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Naomi Misora did not commit suicide at the prompting of Light's pen, but sometimes she wishes she had. Naomi kills Light aftermath.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2011 - [Light Y., Naomi M.] - Complete
By the Toe by The Antic Repartee reviews
Ruffnut Thorston knew three things about Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: 1. He was fun to look at, 2. He needed to be caged, and 3. He was hiding something that she didn't really care about. Crushes, plans, and suspicions ahead! The UNtelling of the movie. Minor Ruffcup. Minor Hiccstrid. Canon compliant.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,821 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Ruffnut, Astrid, Hiccup, Tuffnut - Complete
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Give and Take by JDPhoenix reviews
Hermione's always been willing to go the extra mile for knowledge, maybe this time it's too far.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/16/2011 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W. - Complete
Vestige by Contraltissimo reviews
Post-movie. After a long hunting exercise with Spitelout, Hiccup & co. return to find Berk deserted...but not empty. Can they survive long enough to find their tribe? T for violence, scariness, booze, mortality. It's gonna get ugly... Read and review!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,338 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010
Dog Tags Are Not Always Physical by A.j reviews
Hermione was always the better soldier than Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hatred by Just Slightly Obsessed reviews
Their lives are founded on hatred. Hatred and love. Hatred and respect. Hatred and anger. Hatred and jealousy. Hatred, and yet more hatred. It's terrible, really... but so entertaining. Caine-Diana-Drake various one-shots.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,453 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
Diana's Knife by Survivah reviews
Collection of oneshots, Post-"Lies". To Diana, what is and what isn't no longer exist. Only dead faces and a murmur from something she can only see from the corners of her eyes.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Diana L., Caine S. - Complete
from order, chaos by Jade Sabre reviews
When Hades finally frees himself from the river of death, he discovers an unexpected visitor in his abode with revenge on her mind and sorrow in her heart. A Meg/Hades fic, of a sort.
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,661 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hades, Meg - Complete
The Queen by milkmoth reviews
When life gives you lemons, play cards. Liz's life on the streets with Patti.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
The Ten Things on Billy Ray's To Do List by DarkFlameOfTheMonkey reviews
"Darlin', you could look dangerous in a frock with little pink hearts on it. Not that you have one to wear at the moment. Or that you're likely to ever wear one. Not that I'd mind either way, of course." Exploring the potential of a post-Mortal Coil Tanith/Sanguine romance. Now *FANFIC REC'D* on *TV TROPES*. :D This is my Crowning Moment.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tanith L., B-R. Sanguine - Complete
ash on the windowsill by mirai3k reviews
Blackbird claw, raven wing, under the red sunlight. Or: in which Morgana takes to exile like a trooper. written for comment fic; prompt: Iron & Wine's Woman King
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Morgana - Complete
I Am Shadi, The Great and Powerful by Cherry Burlesque reviews
There is a new power that has arisen. It rivals even that of the Egyptian Gods themselves. If it is unleashed, the world will—wait…Shadi? What is this? Crackfic. Oneshot. Dedicated to Pass the Bacon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yūgi M. - Complete
Misfit in Middle earth by Doris the Younger reviews
This isn't a movie. She's not an action hero. And Middle-earth is a very dangerous place to be. Trapped in the throes of a terrible World War, can an American college student help Princess Éowyn save her people from the deadly malice of Saruman?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,357 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
Insides by neverbirds reviews
The thing about love is, a more suitable word is obsession." Marik wants his fairytale ending, but villains - they never get the 'happily ever after'. YBxM
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Devoured by harlequinberry reviews
Bakura ate Malik's heart. Now, it lives at the bottom of Bakura's stomach.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious by ComicsNix reviews
After being trapped by a nefarious bastard, Bella must do something unpeakable to save her son from the evils claws of her kidnappers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella - Complete
Confutatis Maledictis by obsessmuch reviews
You are Bellatrix Black. You are not afraid of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10325 - Favs: 12,752 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3285 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
As Yet Unwritten by Persepolis130 reviews
What does the future hold for a Sirius sorted into Slytherin and Snape, who's never met Lily, recast as his best friend? Follow their adventures in life, love and eternal Potter hating from 4th year to Voldemort's attack. remus/sirius snape/lily
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 97,328 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B.
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screw the Uterus, I have Money! by Omega19x reviews
Through the miracle of modern science, Seto Kaiba becomes pregnant… with a blue eyes white dragon. COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,192 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - S. Kaiba - Complete
Heroes On Display by Cylor reviews
The Titans have finally met an adversary they cannot overcome...their fan base.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, Robin - Complete
Dark Humor by DahliaASant reviews
What if Batman had chosen to save Harvey instead of Rachel--what would happen if the White Knight had fallen? Rachel grieves and can't quite pull herself together again, but she's thirsty for revenge, and the Joker wants to exploit her anger.. Joker/Rach
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,976 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Winternacht by caveat lector reviews
AU: Crona's life is tough: her mother uses her to experiment with drugs and even her own shadow thinks she's a bad person. It was horrible until Maka showed up. But nothing is forever, and Crona has to learn this the hard way. Oneshot, possibly twoshot.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Crona, Maka A.
The Gateway by The Straight Lesbian reviews
How 'The Faceless Ones' should have ended. Drabble.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Complete
Defections by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Crazy for You by Jenivi7 reviews
He finally looks up and she's not sure if she likes what she sees in his face. “Please be careful, Dr. Mazaki. More often than not, the doctors that come to this place end up just as crazy as the patients.”
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Marik I. - Complete
Fright by Underwater Owl reviews
The year following Light Yagami's death, things begin to go wrong. Is it the house? Is it Near? Is it ever going to stop?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Near - Complete
Deal with the Devil by woolgatherer reviews
Rachel makes a deal with the Joker and realizes that she’s in over her head. Will she fall under the Joker’s spell and sacrifice Batman’s identity for the good of all? Or will she protect Bruce and suffer the consequences? Pre TDK. R&R please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,771 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
Asylum by Honeyfish reviews
Chrona reflects on their first home: Medusa's lair.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Crona - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Escape to the Stars by Scribbler reviews
In ancient Egypt four runaways try to keep one step ahead of the tribe trying to recapture them. If they're caught only death and disgrace await Joun, Maibe, Téana and Seren - but can they really find a safe place to hide in the city of the Pharaoh?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Anzu M./Tea G., Isis/Aishisu - Complete
Small Body, Big Anger by Drowned Hopes reviews
Once a month, a great evil arises in many humans and elves. More specifically, the females. Saphira just doesn't know any better.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Saphira - Complete
The Raveller by pot kettle black reviews
A twist on a cliche. Hermione goes back in time to kill a nine-year old Tom Riddle and save the world. Or so she thinks. Her actions throw time itself into chaos and she realizes the only one who can help her fix it is, well, Tom--aged 17. AU HGHP HGTR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Seto Kaiba: Memoirs of an Anorexic in Denial by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Ever wonder what goes on inside the head of the infamous Seto Kaiba? Read an assorted collection of his thoughts, opinions and daily ramblings here. You may just be surprised... INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,208 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 9/1/2006 - S. Kaiba
winter & the third half by blood sugar love reviews
better off in two parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hermione G.
Parentheses: AntiFluff Drabbles by Karkadinn reviews
An exploration of the distinct lack of romance between two cousins, and the resulting psychological fallout. Sometimes secrets are the only things we have left to define ourselves with.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,577 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5357 - Favs: 9,912 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Charity and Red Wine by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Narcissa knows exactly what death tastes like. [Narcissa kills five people. One shot. Dark.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Near likes L by artemisgirl reviews
It's simple: Near likes L. But the quest for Near to reach L's heart isn't nearly so simple at all. LxNear with slight MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by Ayien reviews
A body floats downstream, currents eddying about the slender fingers, the waterlogged bandages, the long pale hair that spreads out like sunlight’s reflection on water. Her name was Yugito Nii, and her dream has ended. Done for '20 truths' LJ community.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
The Book Of The Sue by Catch 23 reviews
Mary Sues. The bane of fanfiction everywhere. For the readers, merely a minor annoyance. No one makes you read them. But for the characters it's another matter entirely. Join me as I explore the more sinister side to the OC phenomenon. Or dont. Whatever.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - H. Honda/Tristan T., Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
Break by Elihu reviews
AU :: We are the Titans. Kneel before us and tremble.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,317 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
Doppelganger Non Grata by Karkadinn reviews
The evil duplicate Titans summoned by Trigon have returned, and they force the Titans to examine who they are and how they feel about each other to beat them. BBRaven, RobinRaven, & RobinStarfire all toyed with to various degrees.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,130 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
Like A Bat Out Of Hell by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir of Gondor is dead. That's not the sort of thing he takes lying down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Dirty Magic by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius picked a bad night to run away from home. [He’s got a horrible, deep, sinking feeling that he’s just like the rest of his family. They’re all a bit insane, and he feels insane right now.] Rating for language and situation. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Twisted by cheryl bites reviews
Harry attempts suicide by jumping off the Astronomy Tower, and accidentally impales Voldemort by landing on top of him. Despite the summary, this is not crack. Violence, attempted suicide, self mutilation, swearing. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hateful by CrossoverQueen reviews
They all hate themselves, and it's not obvious in any way.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Robin, Raven
Snow by Cylor reviews
The Titans exist to fight evil. But what does "evil" really mean, exactly?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,664 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Raven, Robin, Beast Boy, Starfire - Complete
Meditation by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Meditation was a means of controlling her emotions, of keeping her powers in check…and also her relationships. Or so she thinks. [Oneshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Raven - Complete
Seven Days in Purgatory by M.orbid Decay reviews
You never hurt the ones you love, and I – Anzu Mazaki – love no one.' It took seven days to create the world, and it will take seven days to undo it. Seven days to save yourself and seven to prepare for the beginning of the end. [Religious undertones]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Anzu M./Tea G.
Of the Obsessed and Abused by Yay Ninja Bob reviews
COMPLETE. SLASH. KyleStan. Kyle and Stan find their relationship, and possibly Kyle's life in jeopardy when young Ike begins to develop a rather unhealthy obsession. PLEASE REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Waiting for the Sun by Regans Alpha reviews
She waits for him like she waits for the sun to rise. And he always comes, even after all other lights have faded. RavenRobin.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Raven, Robin
Pervert by Delial reviews
The biggest pervert on Team Seven might not be who you'd think. (SakuNaruSasu one-shot ficlet)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Hello to the Night by Nagia reviews
When Beast Boy convinced Raven to use her powers to turn Titan Tower into a haunted house, she had misgivings. But now the REAL Halloween is here, and things are going worse than she thought...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,027 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Russian Roulette by WitchGirl reviews
Sometimes, you really wish you forgot which chamber you put the bullet in... Rated for adult themes and language Rob's POV in case you're too thick to tell when reading it.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Robin - Complete
No Kunoichi by Asuka Kureru reviews
ficlet, POV Temari. She can do subtlety. She can do stealth. But sometimes torture is so much more efficient than seduction.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Temari - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Erin Lasgalen reviews
AUAdventure. In the aftermath of the War of the Ring, Eowyn comes to the painful realization that the wounds of the heart she still bears cannot be healed by going back to the cage, however guilded, however loving the master. Four years and hundreds of le
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 147,915 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
Who Are You Again? by Smerby reviews
A parody of the absurd use of nicknames in Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Complete
Second Time Around by Sunfreak reviews
The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2004
What are Little Girls Made of? by Tuulikki reviews
Anzu has never really liked the role of a Nice Girl, and now she’s had enough. Even if you don’t like her, give this a try, you might like this... ProAnzu Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,702 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Anzu M./Tea G. - Complete
Mary Mordor Sue by Meg Thornton reviews
A girl from Modern Earth travels to Middle Earth and winds up... well, you figure it out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Holes reviews
What happened to Clarabelle...? Warning- spoilers for mortal coil ahoy. Also, not a cheerful, non violent, non surreal read. So you're aware, it's a bit odd.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Clarabelle, J. Gallow
On The Thirteenth Floor reviews
Audrey and Beth have just moved to the Faircourt Estate, where not all is as it seems... A closer look at the Faircourt Towers from Dark Days. And not a oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Moloch, The Infected
In The Darkling Woods reviews
A re envisionment of the fight between Jace, Isabelle and Sebastian at the end of book 3. With more violence, drama and awesome. Oneshot. Not for the faint hearted...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Broken Clocks reviews
"Skulduggery, I'm real." Skulduggery's stranded with the Faceless Ones, and he doesn't believe he's going to be rescued. one shot .
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Waiting Game reviews
'The caves were dangerous- mysterious, unexplainable entities slumbered within...' Halloween Oneshot. Anathem Mire plots his revenge...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Anathem M., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The Hour Before Dawn reviews
A space of empty time just before the day after Skulduggery was ripped into the Faceless Ones dimension. Valkyrie's reaction. Oneshot.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete