Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, and Once Upon a Time.
Welcome to my profile! Please enjoy your stay. Before you go, allow me to put this mental image in your mind.
Robbie Kay rapping Without Me by Eminem after Peter Pan died in the show.
That is all.
Status--I've gotten my mom to watch OUaT! Update: We've made it to Season Two and I'm watching her slowly spiral into insanity over it like I did. Waiting to find out if she ships Captain Swan like I do. (But I still freaking love Neal. Bae is my baby. I just wanna wrap him up in a blanket and lock him in a tower far, far away so Horowitz and Kitsis can't hurt him like I feel like they're gonna do.)
About Me: So my name is Jess. I said it. It feels weird to actually announce it, but there ya go!
I live in America (*UNWARRANTED DECLARATION OF FREEDOM FOLLOWED BY HICKS YELLING, 'MERICA!*). I just turned eighteen (bleh). I'm a Christian. I spend way too much time on the internet. I go to a hick school and I hate most country music so you see my dilemma. I have an older brother who will be twenty-two and he's as immature and obnoxious as I am, probably worse. Which is why we get along so well.
I have a teacup yorkie I got when I was nine and her name is, I kid you not, Tinkerbell. She thinks she's a baby and makes me cradle her. Other days she falls asleep on my neck for warmth. I raised her weirdly.
Favorite T.V Shows: Once Upon a Time, How I Met Your Mother, The Middle, Reba, Doctor Who, Sherlock, The Vampire Diaries, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Glee, Bates Motel.
Favorite Books: Oh gawd. I'll limit it to the main ones or we'd be here forever. Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, Vampire Academy, Bloodlines, Chronicles of Narnia, Divergent (Excluding the third book. We don't talk about the third book.), The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings (though I'm still on the second book -.-), Coraline, and of course, any fairy tale ;)
Favorite Bands/Artists/Soundtracks: (Too. Many.) Evanescence, Halestorm, Within Temptation, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Rise Against, Eminem, Glee Music, Les Miserables, Mamma Mia, Korn, Three Days Grace, Nickleback, Linkin Park, Sweeney Todd, Avenged Sevenfold, A Perfect Circle, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Escape the Fate, Flyleaf, Rush, Led Zepplin, and I'll be here forever if I continue. You get the idea. I'm diverse, but prefer rock.
Favorite Movies: (This is just as hard) Peter Pan (Who would have guessed ;) ) Dark Shadows (Pretty much any movie with Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, and/or Helena Bonham Carter I'm obsessed with) Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, Les Miserables, Easy A, Zombieland, Ace Ventura, Mamma Mia, Despicable Me, Tangled, Frozen (Okay let's just agree that if it's Disney, I love it.), The Hangover, Labyrinth, Pitch Perfect, National Treasure, Night at the Museum, School of Rock, Night at the Roxbury, Anchorman (1 and 2), and again, I give up.
Favorite Actors/Actresses: Robbie Kay. I'd marry and love him forever. I would also bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. The entire cast of OUaT, to be honest. Jim Carey (he is my brother's doppelganger in every possible way.), Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Watson, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Emma Stone, Jamie Campbell Bower, Ian Somerhalder, Martin Freeman, Tom Felton, David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, Steve Carrell, Amanda Seyfried, Idina Menzel, Lea Michele, Alan Rickman, and well, you get the idea.
Favorite Youtubers: Tobuscus. A million times over. He's perfect. I also like nigahiga and Jenna Marbles.
And yeah, that's all I got for now!
Link to the Instagram page for this story that one of my EPIC fans made for me :')
Amy (though picture a much younger, slightly different version with brown eyes like Regina's and Cora's)
Here is the song playlist for "Safe and Sound". *REVISED AND EDITED* Might add more later, but I'm pretty satisfied with this!
Songs of Safe and Sound
1. Like You by Evanescence
2. Demons by Imagine Dragon
3. Hell is for Children by Halestorm
4. And We Run by Within Temptation ft Xzibit
5. Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums by A Perfect Circle (Don't ask, just listen.)
6. Scars by Miley Cyrus (You know, back in the day when she was expanding outside of Disney but not when she was full out terrifying yet. Either way, the song works and I like it.)
7. Let it Go by Idina Menzel (Uh, hello, Frozen. You are my spirit animal in movie form.)
8. Radioactive (cover) by Within Temptation (Or the real version by Imagine Dragons.)
9. Sleeping Beauty by a Perfect Circle
10. I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing by Aerosmith
11. Hail to the King by Avenged Sevenfold
12. Alice (extended version) by Avril Lavigne (#YouDon'tEvenSayAlice. #ThisCouldBeAboutTheMadHatterForCryingOutLoud #OrAmy #DefinitelyAboutAmy #WhyAmIUsingHashtags #IDon'tEverUseHashtags #ThisIsBecomingAProblem #DAMMIT)
13. We'll Be A Dream by We the Kings
14. The Good Left Undone by Rise Against
Here is the song playlist list for "The Jewel of Neverland". Sorry for any band/artist repeats but I found so many songs that apply to the story by some of the same artists.
Songs of The Jewel Of Neverland
1. Glad You Came by We Came as Romans
2. Wicked Ways by Eminem ft. the X Ambassadors. (I keep picturing Felix singing it with his hood up looking like a badass thug and then the Lost Boys joining in and then Peter rapping like Eminem and I've been laughing about it for over two weeks please help)
3. A Demon's Fate by Within Temptation
4. Taking Over Me by Evanescence
5. Familiar Taste of Poison by Halestorm.
6. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark by Fall Out Boy
7. Spellbound by Lacuna Coil
8. Break In by Halestorm
9. Space Bound by Eminem
10. Close My Eyes Forever by Device ft. Lzzy Hale
11. Narcissistic Cannibal by Korn
12. Before the Dawn by Evanescence
13. We Remain by Christina Aguilera
14. Poison by Alice Cooper
15. All I Need by Within Temptation
Random stuff I copied and pasted when I got bored!
I am worse than evil... I am the author!
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
Uh...define 'normal' for me again.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?
I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!
The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?
Everything good in life is either ILLEGAL, fattening, or bad.
To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
When nothing goes right... go left.
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