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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Invader Zim, Star Wars, Misc. Books, Edgar Allan Poe, Death Note, Code Geass, and Hitman.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

If you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste thisinto your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles , Tenshi Namikaze, Arashigan16, I am L with a death note

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina,or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste thisto your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948,Leaf Ranger, Arashigan16, I am L with a death note

Pluto was no longer declared a planet onAugust 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings.If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVEPLUTO!

If you would absolutely love waking up ina different dimension full of magic,put this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b.o.l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225,CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948,Leaf Ranger, Arashigan16, I am L with a death note

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste thisinto your profile.

If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy &paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999

If you think Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it willhappen,copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999

Month one

Mommy Iam only 8inches long but I have allmy organs. Ilove the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it Iwave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned howto suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I ama baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warminhere.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! Ihope that makes you happy. Ialways want you to be happy. Idon't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makesme sad too and I cry with you eventhough you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. Ispend a lot of my time exercising. Ican turnmy head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. Iam becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy,he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. Iam a baby Mommy,your baby. Ithink and feel. Mommy,what'sabortion?

Month Six

Ican hear that doctor again. Idon't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make himstop! Ican't get away fromit! Mommy!HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy Iam okay. Iam in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every AbortionIs Just . ..

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that willnever see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakuraas a couple, copyand paste this into your profile.

TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU

beats and berates Naruto for no reason.

2.Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3.If Sasuke came back to the village Sakurawould go directly to him and drop Naruto.

never gave him the time of day.

never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6.Sakurais to violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8.Sakurais still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hott.If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys.(Bitch)

10.NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree post it on you profile


Put this on your
page if you love

Naruto!


Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!

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Idon't care if you're gayor straight,everybody needs love.

Idon't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.

Idon't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.

Idon't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.

Idon't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.

Idon't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.

Idon't care if you're different, everybody is.Repost thisif you agree with it.

Girl:Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy:No

Girl:Do you like me?

Boy:No

Girl:Do you want me?

Boy:No

Girl:Would you cry if I left?

Boy:No

Girl:Would you live for me?

Boy:No

Girl:Would you do anything for me?

Boy:No

Girl:Choose--me or your life

Boy:My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because Ilove you.

The reason I don't want you is because Ineed you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because Iwould die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because Iwould die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because Iwould do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, HiroshimaNamikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, Leaf Ranger, Zentary, Arashigan16, I am L with a death note

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy this onto your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I wish I could, but I suck at drawing.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Who isn't?)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

Don't judge me, I hate those who judge without first being judged...

You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON I say NARUTO
You say RAP I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD I say YES I AM, AND PROUD OF IT!

93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, SandPrincess09, Pur angel4, I am L with a death note,

A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me to the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

--I AM--

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong!

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Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,736 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 2/4/2019 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Naruto U.
The last Uzumaki Descendant by naruto4life1994 reviews
What if Kaguya had not two kids but had a secret third son.( Time skip to the chunin exam finals) Naruto sensei abandons him to train Sasuke for the finals, Naruto meets not only nine tails but someone else. Naruxhina, minor Kakashi bashing, minor Sasuke bashing, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,204 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,582 - Updated: 11/24/2017 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
the fox's creed by lordtoastkage reviews
as a child he was chased and betten but on the day of his fith birthday he unlocked his bloodline and entered the world of the assassins rated m to be safe as there will be lots of violence and possibly lemons in later chapters possible harem
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,495 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U.
The Impossible Truth by Obsessive Freak reviews
"Before we start Jo, I want to tell you a story… It begins 200 years ago…" My take on how the last scene would have continued.
Forever - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,679 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Henry M., Abe, J. Martinez - Complete
The Black Death of Konoha by afydith reviews
Naruto has a life changing experience during the wave mission and his life takes a drastic turn. This will be a NaruHina mainly fix, might be a Harem later on other pairs too. Stay tuned for the sequel :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,122 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,782 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Son of the Queen by HaretaSora reviews
Months after the fight with Kaguya and the village has grown scared of Naruto and decided to try and banish him against Tsunade's wishes. Tsunade decided to do something she should've used long ago, she summons Naruto's mother, Hera Queen of Olympus, who had him while in the mortal form of Kushina Uzumaki. (Full Summary Inside - It's pretty long...Sorry)
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,858 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Aphrodite] Hera, Amphitrite - Complete
Honorable Amends by LightYagami25 reviews
During the fight at the Valley of the End, Naruto encounters many things he did not know about. Including his mysterious past, which included his brother and his family, why were his memories sealed off? Why does Naruto posses the powerful Sharingan bloodline... what is his past...and what is his future? Read and find out! Read & Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,818 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Demon's Blessing by ILoveThisStory2 reviews
One beating changes history. Trained by the Kyuubi, Anko and Kakashi at an early age, Naruto will rise to become a ninja the world has never before seen. Good Kyuubi, Fair Kakashi, Strong Naruto, Rinnegan Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura Bashing. Chapter 12 has been uploaded! Chapter summary: The Chunin Exams First Stage commences!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,806 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto Lol by SynthroKei534 reviews
Tsunade in love?, Shikamaru a drug addict? HINATA CURSING! Toph thinking herself as HOKAGE! IS THIS A FREAKING PARODY OR WHAT! NARUTO SHIPPUDEN AND AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER! Rated M for language, violence and the appearance of a very mad flying lemur.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010
A Chance to Change by Sue-Drae reviews
ARCHIVED. Six years after Pain attacks, the Fourth Great Ninja War has finally destroyed Konoha and the Sixth Hokage, Namikaze Naruto, goes back in time with two old friends to stop the war before it starts (ends after Chuunin Exams). NaruHina, SasuSaku eventually. Godlike!Naruto, Bloodline!Naruto Good!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,638 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Lost Hero by Team Demons
A short poem from Minato in the after life to Naruto. Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Ultimate Chakra Control by otaku-kage reviews
Naruto fails the graduation test for the second time. In search of a way to master the required graduating Jutsu Naruto discovers a scroll that promises the one who masters its techniques will gain the ultimate chakra control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Bring Me To Life by Fox of Apocolypse reviews
So, finding out he's a white dragon with 11 elements and time control should be no problem to Harry...right? Will the Boy-Who-Lived crack under the pressure? Will our hero be able to put up with raging powers and an ugly toad that wants to ruin his life?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,183 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Harry P.
Naruto the Rinnegan Sage by Cartoons rock reviews
Naruto is kicked out of Kanoha and discovers he has the rinnegan will he forgive his village and become their strongest ally or did they finally turn him into what he was believed to be Naruxharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Too Much Like Me by Maela LouBell ShinoShane reviews
Sucked into Death Note. A perfect fantasy? Not if you have no idea about the story... Not to mention you look just like a certain sweets-loving detective... Will our heroine save her other worldly look-alike? Off Hiatus as of 1-17-2011! LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,992 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - L, Misa A.
Harry Potter and the Cursed Shinobi Wizard by barryc10 reviews
AU. James and Lily survive their encounter with Voldie, and move to the Hidden Countries. How will their life be with both Harry and Naruto to raise. Please R & R. Rating upped to M for language, violence, and brief nudity. Comedy will be present.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Sharingan no Naruto by toma1994 reviews
In wave Naruto gets sharingan in his RIGHT eye, how read and find out, rated M for later lemons we all loved them so dont say you dont
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2010
Naruto and The Philosopher's Stone by QueenofQuill reviews
Naruto finds out he is a Wizard and goes to Hogwarts. Two children of Prophecy at the same school. What is fate thinking.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,213 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Rockband Anbustyle by flamingmagnum reviews
Uzumaki Naruto demon container, at the age of five years old is given a guitar for his birthday. Naruto is brutalized the same day, the anbu are getting sick and tired of his treat meant. Naruto will be raised by Anbu. full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,491 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U.
Rosario Kitsune: Revised by Charlie Sierra reviews
Naruto. Jounin. Jinchuuriki. Teacher. Wait...teacher? NarutoxRosario Vampire crossover. KurumuxTsukunexMoka Shizuka?xNarutoxMizore
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Naruto U., Mizore S.
A real Christmas by Lucem Yoru reviews
Christmas, a time to spend with you loved ones huh? Well, what happens when you don't have any? NaruHIna. First one-shot plz tell me what you think. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Naruto of the Sujougan by Artdog15 reviews
They say that the Uchiha, and their Sharingan are actually descended from the Hyuuga and their Byakugan. What if people were wrong? What if there was a Dojutsu that they both came from? Naruto unlocks this dojutsu after an attack at 9. Enter the Sujougan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,111 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6206 - Favs: 4,871 - Follows: 2,454 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dancing in the Moonlight by Jasaiya Hawkins reviews
It's Hinata's birthday, so her friends get togethor and throw her a surprise party. Little do they know it, but it's Naruto who will give the perfect gift, the wish of her heart. Oneshot, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kiss Me by Jasaiya Hawkins reviews
Ino, Kiba, Sakura, and Shino conspire together to get Naruto and Hinata together. But the results go way past their expectations. Very touchy feely. NaruHina oneshot. Let me know what you all think. This is for all the NaruHina fans out there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Aura of naruto by Zero99 reviews
At the age of 3 Naruto was taken away to saftey by a unknown man. Naruto's bloodline is Stronger then the sharingan and byakugan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto's Bloodline by Michael Moghari reviews
What would happen if Naruto had a old bloodline that is said to be concidered a way of immortality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Tsume I.
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My High School Gothic short story reviews
In my Junior English class, we had to write an original gothic short story, this isn't really an Edgar Allan Poe thing, there's no option for original stories, I, admittedly took a character and phrase from Supernatural, but other than that, I own this. Let me know what you think.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/12/2013
Naruto the Hitman reviews
I just got Hitman: Absolution, and decided to write this story, let me know what you think! Pairing will be NaruHina, since I love that pairing. What would happen if at a young age Naruto was found, during a beating, by Agent 47, who then adopted and trained him?
Crossover - Naruto & Hitman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Naruto U.
Dreams reviews
We have constantly wondered what dreams are let me know what you think, and if you think I should do some more poetry, and give me a break, I was 13 when I wrote this.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Complete
Banished reviews
I finally figured out how to do it, no thanks to any of my 'faithful' reviewers. And the pairing shall be Naruhina. And I will do no harems in any of my stories, I just don't believe in polygamy, it's messed up for the woman, and I'm a guy btw.
Crossover - Naruto & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Death note and starwars Crack fic reviews
I had a dream thought it was weird and put it up
Crossover - Star Wars & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2011 - L - Complete
Invader zim Death note Naruto truth or dare reviews
Please reveiw with truths and or dares
Crossover - Invader Zim & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Almighty Tallest Miyuki, A
Naruto hyuuga reviews
chapter 3 is up again sorry for the short chapters and in case anyone forgot I own nothing not Naruto not tenten not even a fourth generation ipod touch so there :P sorry for no update I have it written down but I have chronic lazyness
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten