Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Invader Zim, Star Wars, Misc. Books, Edgar Allan Poe, Death Note, Code Geass, and Hitman.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
If you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste this to your profile!
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste thisinto your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles , Tenshi Namikaze, Arashigan16, I am L with a death note
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile
If you hate NejiHina, or KibaHina,or any other coupling with Hinata that doesn't involve Naruto, then copy & paste this into your profile
If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste thisto your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948,Leaf Ranger, Arashigan16, I am L with a death note
Pluto was no longer declared a planet onAugust 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings.If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVEPLUTO!
If you would absolutely love waking up ina different dimension full of magic,put this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b.o.l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225,CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948,Leaf Ranger, Arashigan16, I am L with a death note
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste thisinto your profile.
If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy &paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999
If you think Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it willhappen,copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999
Mommy Iam only 8inches long but I have allmy organs. Ilove the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it Iwave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned howto suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I ama baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warminhere.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! Ihope that makes you happy. Ialways want you to be happy. Idon't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makesme sad too and I cry with you eventhough you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. Ispend a lot of my time exercising. Ican turnmy head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. Iam becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy,he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. Iam a baby Mommy,your baby. Ithink and feel. Mommy,what'sabortion?
Ican hear that doctor again. Idon't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make himstop! Ican't get away fromit! Mommy!HELP me!
Mommy Iam okay. Iam in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every AbortionIs Just . ..
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that willnever see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakuraas a couple, copyand paste this into your profile.
TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU
beats and berates Naruto for no reason.
2.Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)
3.If Sasuke came back to the village Sakurawould go directly to him and drop Naruto.
never gave him the time of day.
never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)
6.Sakurais to violent.
7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL
8.Sakurais still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.
only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hott.If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys.(Bitch)
10.NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.
If you agree post it on you profile
Idon't care if you're gayor straight,everybody needs love.
Idon't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
Idon't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
Idon't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
Idon't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
Idon't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
Idon't care if you're different, everybody is.Repost thisif you agree with it.
Girl:Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl:Do you like me?
Girl:Do you want me?
Girl:Would you cry if I left?
Girl:Would you live for me?
Girl:Would you do anything for me?
Girl:Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because Ilove you.
The reason I don't want you is because Ineed you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because Iwould die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because Iwould die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because Iwould do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, HiroshimaNamikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, Leaf Ranger, Zentary, Arashigan16, I am L with a death note
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy this onto your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Don't judge me, I hate those who judge without first being judged...
You say BABY PINK I say BLOOD RED
93 of American/Canadian teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, One Crystal Rose, Huskylover94, Darkfang323, SandPrincess09, Pur angel4, I am L with a death note,
A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
On with it!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong!