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Joined 08-03-10, id: 2478845, Profile Updated: 06-09-11
Author has written 5 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, and Naruto.

Hi, im a 16 year old who loves to read, draw, and write. My favorite books are the twilight series and percy jackson and the olympians. But my favorite characters from twilight are alice and jasper. From PJO, nico and thalia. My favorite anime/manga is Naruto.

I live in Fairmount Indiana, the smallest town on Earth.

My favorite bands are 3 days grace, skillet, avenged sevenfold, and Rise against, Hinder, Bullet for My Valentine, and many more.

I love the movie grown ups and the show family guy.

favorite quotes:

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

'I'm still on earth because Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet!

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Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 2,675 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 3,005 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Wind Monk Banishment by Born of Prayers reviews
It had been over 4 years since Sasuke's attempted defection to Orochimaru, and his subsequent return. It had also been over 4 years since Naruto had been cast out of the Land of Fire. It may have been a mistake on Tsunade's part, but he won't return... *Note: The Flashback Chapters have been moved to their own stories, check my profile for them.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,331 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 3,416 - Follows: 3,620 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Fū] Sasuke U.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 3,761 - Follows: 3,164 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Deadpool Does Fanfiction by Bishou no Marina reviews
The Merc with a Mouth is contracted to "fix" the dark world of fanfiction by hijacking its stories. Rated M for graphic violence, adult themes, profanity, arson, indecent exposure, trespassing, loitering, inappropriate use of a chimichanga, vandalism, vulgarity, delusions of grandeur, verbal abuse, larceny, stalking, relentless harassment, breaking and entering, and Deadpool.
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Deadpool/Wade W.
Code Lyoko Destinies Realized by PurpleSatinRose reviews
Completed! So much has changed, so much has been lost. So beggins the epic race against time... and they don't even know it. OxA UxY.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 59 - Words: 127,656 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Aelita S., Odd D. - Complete
My Everything, a Twilight Soap Opera of Extreme Length by CharliDenae reviews
Jasper vowed to protect the Cullens' new baby daughter, but complications arise when his feelings for her change and now, he may be the one she needs protection from. Can he keep his vow, or will he let everyone down? Human - Rate M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 416,362 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3942 - Favs: 11,009 - Follows: 10,336 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 295 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
I guess I'm a Leech Lover by AlmostAlpha reviews
When I first met Alice I didn't know what to think. I've never met a bloodsucker that I actually wanted to get to know. I don't know how she can just make me forget about Bella completly.I guess I actually like her, what a suprise Jacob*Alice during NM, being revised/edited
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,864 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Alice, Jacob - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
The Solstice Saga: Blood Solstice by Hollowgo reviews
AU. With two twisted vampires hunting her down for the past four months, Bella thought her life was forfeit. That is, until she accidentally stumbled into the home of a future seeing vampire waiting for her forever. Alice/Bella. Rated T for language and violence. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 86 - Words: 534,000 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
We Are Not Alone by LittleBlueYou7 reviews
Alice is a normal girl who meets an unfortunate fate. Jasper is a boy who's had a rough life that keeps getting worse. Their "psychological problems" cause their paths to cross at a mental institution. Together, they find out that they are not alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 139,537 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Alice, Jasper
New Life of the Sound Demon by Haraio reviews
What do you do when someone you thought you hated gives you the chance to start a whole new life? Tayuya has to make that decision now. Rated for language, brutal rape, violence, blood and lemons. Tayuya x Shikamaru drama/romance/action
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 153,325 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Tayuya, Shikamaru N.
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
We are broken by xIt's Time to Burnx reviews
Alice knows her life is far from perfect. Jasper's life has just been turned upside down. As they both struggle to make the best out of a bad situation will they find what they need in each other? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 163,086 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ninja can't fly by IncandescentOne reviews
Naruto finds a DBZ comic and ironically decides to model his life after Goku, Naruto doesn't do things by half!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 288 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 469 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The seven sins of Harry by Flametongue reviews
Harry stumbles upon an ancient artifact and is suddenly split into seven different characters, each one representing a deadly sin. Chaos now reigns at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,474 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 618 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The shortest Severitus story ever by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT, PostOotP. Parody on Severitus and Independent!Harry stories. VERY short, practically joke format.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 225 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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Naruto and Kyuubi: Fox Summoning Scroll reviews
On a random chance, Naruto finds a summoning scroll in the forest of Konoha? Fate or coincidence? We do not know, but what we do know is that once more, the power of the foxes will be shown to the world. FemKyuu/Naru/harem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,308 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Shadows and Bubbles reviews
Nico is thrust into the world of vampires when a capture the flag game goes bad. He meets our favorite bloodsuckers, and what will happen when he falls in love with our the little pixie we all know and love.Don't own PJO or Twilig.-Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,717 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Alice, Nico A.
The Hidden Camp reviews
After experiencing the loss of his mother and best friend at the hands of the Gods, Chad turns his back on the Olympians and seeks revenge with the aid of the Titans. Sequel to Chaos Incarnate. Adopted by Echo Uchiha
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2011
Healing the Broken reviews
What if Annabeth left Percy and then immediately he was sent on a quest with Thalia. Will they develop feelings for each other and still be able to return Artemis's stolen bow. R and R. Takes place 3 months after TLO. I don't own PJO!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Chaos Incarnate reviews
Chad, a son of chaos, is wanted by a group of demititans. They need him to join, and when the gods find out about his existence, what will happen? Will the titans be freed, or will the gods triumph? read and find out. Takes place 12 yrs after TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete