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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hello there random stranger ;3


About me: My name is Jess, and I pretty much have no life xD well actually I do, but its pretty messed up lol I love school *3* because I get to be retarded with all of my friends, and get into all sorts of random trouble. I have a dog named Yoshi (the inspiration for my pen name) and a kitty named Riley ^.^ I LOVE CIEL ;D

Favorite pairings;

Glee:

BlainexKurt

NickxJeff

SantanaxBrittney

QuinnxRachel

Naruto:

SakuraxNaruto

SakuraxSasuke

SakuraxHidan xD

SakuraxAkatsuki

Ouran High School Host Club:

HikaruxHaruhi (it was meant to be!)

Alice in the Country of Hearts:

BorisxAlice

AlicexAce

BloodxAlice

Hmm and thats about it XD

Stories I'm Currently Working on:

Sakura Haruno and the Seven Akatsuki

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Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
New Year by Ketchup27 reviews
New year eve is supposed to be a celebration, right? Well, things never turn out how it should; especially when it concerns Yugi, Kaiba, Jounouchi, Mokuba, Anzu, and Honda. Completely rewritten!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Anzu M., S. Kaiba
Freedom is the Dream by RainbowsNSmiles5 reviews
Born into a wealthy family, Molly is given a man to marry and compliments on her beauty, but it doesn't satisfy her loneliness, insecurity, and desire to be truly loved. Trusting her strange dreams, she runs far away to find freedom. Molly x Chase!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,794 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Molly/Hikari, Chase
We Need To Talk by darrenchris6 reviews
A series of awkward moments between Burt and our favorite boys. Fluff, hilarity, and awkwardness ensues. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 89,629 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
Life by Jung-Hee reviews
Sakura and Itachi have come to an understanding; she is to give birth to a child neither of them planned, while he tries to keep her safe from enemy eyes. The two now must go through life as new parents while also trying to figure out where they stand in their relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Just Friends by embrace-the-deception reviews
They've been best friends for as long as they can remember - then one question challenges and changes everything. This is Nick and Jeff's story spanning their final two years at Dalton - full of insanity, friendship, family and love. Niff. Ch36: Niff is back at Dalton and the homework's piling up. But at least they've got the unveiling of the new Council to look forward to...right?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,250 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Nick, Jeff
A Warblers Romance by Ikazuchi Touketsu reviews
When Nick finds a boyfriend in fellow Warbler Lewis, Jeff can't seem figure out why the new relationship bothers him so much. Nick was his best friend. Shouldn't he be happy for him? Or was there something buried deeper beneath Jeff's jealousy? TRIGGER WARNING for chapter 10.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,923 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Jeff, Nick
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
100 Days of Niff by backyousorrybastards reviews
Hi guys! So this is following 100 different fanfiction prompts. Each prompt is about Niff:::: Nick and Jeff::: who are Warblers played by Riker Lynch and Curt Mega-WARNING for some chapters-violence, abuse, etc. It's basically a big mix on fluff/angst
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 48,310 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Nick, Jeff
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scarlet Letters by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
"You ironed red A's on to all of his clothing? And slept with his roommate-slash-cousin in his own bed?" "Yes..." "You have become the hero for every person that's been cheated on." AU; SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bluebird by Lady Silvamord reviews
It started as a routine mission - Sakura's second ever solo mission, and an opportunity too great for her to pass up. But then everything went horribly wrong. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 244,350 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Don't Let Me Be The One To Hurt You by darrenstooshorttoevencareatall reviews
It's the 69th Hunger Games. For some, it's just another Reaping, just another year watching teens fight to the death. For Jeff, it's completely different. Rated T for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Jeff, Nick
Just One Time by ImagenaryFriendd reviews
Out of curiosity, Nick decides to kiss Jeff -as an experiment, but things change for both of the boys.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,495 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Jeff, Nick
Same Dumb Excuse by for always forever reviews
"And you wonder why people think you're together? Try to act like you're not shagging for five seconds and maybe people will believe you." / Nick and Jeff are a little oblivious, and their friends are frustrated. Hogwarts!au.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Behind by Somber Secrets reviews
Sasori was a puppeteer, a manipulator, that's why he could see right through her the moment he met her, "Sakura, join me and the Akatsuki. We can promise you something your teammates never could… to never be left behind." SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,673 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Morbid Acuteness of the Senses by Maahiyum reviews
Sequel to Morbid Curiosity; Hidan and Sakura are finally sent to infiltrate Akatsuki, but Akatsuki are not the only ones to have secrets. Hidan's got a vendetta to fulfill and Sakura has....? ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,980 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Another Chance by xxThePowerOfYouthxx reviews
Sasori Akasuna, a former delinquent, is forced to live with his grandmother, Chiyo. With his new life he was expecting a boring existence with rules and regulations but what he hadn't anticipated was meeting the feisty, pink-haired Sakura Haruno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,792 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Chasing Molly by ll Cele ll reviews
Follow the antics of Molly, the renowned farmer of Harmonica town, as she tries to deal with her liking for a certain blonde haired chef. And what love story would be complete without the intervation of best friends? Sucky summary, better story. Hopefuly.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,772 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Chase, Molly/Hikari
Ways To Drive Sasori Insane by Narceine reviews
Sakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames! New chapter FINALLY up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Caller IDK by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,761 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Sakura's Heavenly Mistake by MarzSpy reviews
How was it Sakura was now engaged to the hottest Uchiha alive, having to get married in a few short weeks, and having to get pregnant, while also managing to live in the Uchiha Compound? Oh yeah, she had to give her Valentine's card to Itachi on accident!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,466 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Past and Future by ByakuyaxRukiaKuchikifan reviews
Summary: On a mission which goes wrong, Sakura found herself in the past when the fourth hokage was alive! What will Sakura do? Will she find a way back to her time or will she be stuck in the past and maybe fall for Minato? My First Naruto Fanfiction!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,320 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Minato N., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Yell Save Me by BloodyLaughing-Blossoms reviews
Sakura Haruno, normal High school girl. NOT! She's a smart, innocent, beaten girl. She's abused, still capturing the hearts of the Akatsuki. Can they help her, or will too many mysteries get in the way of the lovely relationships they have? PLEASE REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,289 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan
When Emmett Gets Bored by mythicalcreatures428 reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Emmett, Bella
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Orange Sherbet reviews
Last summer, at the End of the Year Masquerade Ball, Sakura found her soulmate. One problem; he was wearing a mask, and there's about twenty guys who could be him. Too bad she has to kiss all of them just to find Mr. Right again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,241 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sakura H.
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
An Akatsuki Wedding by Lothiriel17 reviews
It is the day that Sasori and Sakura have been dreaming about: their wedding day. But when the rest of the Akatsuki are the ones to plan, perform, and participate in the ceremony, things soon go to hell in a handbag. Rated M for Hidan's language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Princess for a Day by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Watch out for them elderly ladies: they just might make your object of affection... or obsession... notice you. Pure, unadulterated crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Mey-Rin - Complete
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
love is as follows by Version.INFINITY reviews
Sakura, I know you were the one who changed my status from Single to In an Open Relationship with Uzumaki Naruto. Don’t ignore me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3394 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The flame and the ember by Midnight-mist-87 reviews
[COMPLETE!] After travelling with Ash, Brock and May, Misty leaves devastated, convinced that she no longer belonged there. It’s time for new horizons, and above all, friendship in a place she never thought it could be... the Oaks [Egoshippy]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2005 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Complete
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Sakura Meets Itachi by OMGtheNinjas reviews
Sakura's heart is broken because Sasuke didn't choose her. Itachi is taking a walk. ItachiXSakura (Now Revised and Reditted for the one year anniversary)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2004
Sakura Haruno and the Seven Akatsuki reviews
HIATUS "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest shinobi of them all?" "Sakura Haruno." Where Orochimaru is the queen, Sakura is Snow White, and the Akatsuki are tall dwarves xD Pure Crack Fic. Rated T for Hidan's mouth so far ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki