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Hello my darlings, welcome to hell.

My name is Sarah, and I am really too lazy to fill my profile out, but I will, because there is nothing else to do

Name: Sarah

Hight: 5'6

Weight: Skinny enough to say I wont need a diet any time soon.

Hair: Short and pixie-cut, dark brown.

Age: 16

Likes: Anime, (fem)slash, lava lamps, women, web comics, Pirates, movies based on classic novels, the Sex Pistols, and laughter

Pet Peeves: When people clap to sound of someone singing. Pisses me off. Raw fabric touching my bare skin, cotton is okay, but like bare couches? Gross. When someone is really arrogant and can't back it up. When people are so stubborn that they can't see any other opinion. When people don't laugh and smile.

Yeah, that ought-ta be good enough. If it isn't, don't be such a wanker -.-

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Favorite Quotes From Fanfictions:

1. "I don't know, Sasuke," Naruto said slowly. "I seem to recall you losing to a man who was legally blind, literally drowning in his own blood, AND trying to let you win."

Sasuke glared at him. "I so won that fight."

"Yeah, if by 'win' you mean 'your opponent died right as he had you cornered'," Naruto scoffed. "He's lucky he did, too, or else he would have had some explaining to do." (It's For a Good Cause, I Swear!)

2. "Yeah, you're a perfect, genetic freak of nature." Sasuke muttered before sniffing the cup with deep suspicion. "What's in it?"

"The bitter tears of widows and war orphans- how the hell should I know? Just drink it." (Torrid- Slash)

3. "Oh, by Agni!" Zuko exclaimed after a moment, scandalized. "The monks had fertility festivals?"

"More like 'release the tension' festivals." Aang said. (A Matter of Honor)

4. He was being robbed. He was hung-over and heartbroken and he was being robbed. The thieves didn't even have the decency to be quiet about it either (Role Play- Slash)

5. "I shall kill him for you." Gaara had later stated, as he attempted to down one of Naruto's instant ramen meals.

"Um, what?"

"The dark-haired one. I shall kill him for you. He is your friend, so it will be fairly clean. I will wait until he sleeps, fill his airways with wet sand, and watch him struggle for breath. When he awakes, I will then cut…"

"Whoa! You can't kill Sasuke!" Naruto flailed about, almost poking out an eye with a chopstick.

"There is no need for concern." Gaara continued tonelessly. "I have diplomatic immunity."

"Oh… well… I guess that's different then." Naruto slurped his noodles, as he appeared to mull things over. "What am I doing?! I don't want you to kill him!" (Role Play- Slash)

6. "I…Wait," John turned in his seat as she paused at the door they'd just come through. "Did…did everything work out all right? I mean is your husband-"

"Dead as a doornail," she cheeped happily with a nod, then turned and left. (One Fixed Point in a Changing Age-Slash)

7. “John, I must warn you. I won’t make a good boyfriend or partner or whatever it is we are to each other, soulmate or not. I’ll be cold and forgetful and rude and I’ll never cook and I might accidentally poison you and-" (With Your Crooked Heart-Slash Archive of our own)

8. "You – you're just lying there all…come hither, and…with those jeans," Josh spits. "And you're all sad and quiet and then all…" Josh makes a weird sputtery noise, waving his arms around in front of his face. "…and now you're all 'your bedroom! Your fiancé!' These are unfair mixed signals, sir!" (Hey, Brother- Slash, Archive of Our Own)

9. "Oh, Merlin," Morgana called from her place by the fire. "While you're up—"

"Get it yourself, she-devil," Merlin all but snarled. He was too stressed out to be afraid of her.

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Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 186,467 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Chaos by tangledribbons reviews
In the summer after his third year, Harry Potter finds a CD and changes the fate of the wizarding world. Punk Harry, so there will be swearing/smoking/drinking etc. H/D pairing. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 90,834 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Stages of Engagement by Nadheen reviews
Accepting an unexpected marriage proposal from an emotionally stunted man was one thing, dealing with a super religious, insane family, who did not believe in gay marriage, and friends who thought they were planning a royal wedding, was another. Sequal to The Stages of Acceptance. Epilogue coming up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,838 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parsimony by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, Harry and Snape gen. After the war, Harry thinks he can finally concentrate on comforting his friends and mourning the dead. But enemies become friends, the dead come back to life, and his life refuses to be simple. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,686 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seireitei Monogatari by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Tales of the Court of Pure Souls. A collection of drabbles and one shots with various pairings, taking place at various times and locations during the series. Yaoi, Yuri, Het, and Gen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 200 - Words: 358,774 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Learning the Rules by Reiya Wakayama reviews
AU, slash, A/M, When someone new comes to court, it's up to some of the more seasoned people in Camelot's court to take them aside and explain a few rules...about Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1591 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light decides - not bothering to ask L's opinion - that while L will always be Kira's enemy, he can still be Light's boyfriend. So naturally he's supposed to spend Christmas with L and his family at Wammy's, right? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,013 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Old Stages of Acceptance by Nadheen reviews
I wasn't gay. I didn't care what they said. I came from a strict religious family where men weren't allowed to like other men. So what if I had a one night stand with a man? It was an accident. With Epilogue. New and improved version posted under "Stages of Acceptance."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,341 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Complication by eclecticLibra reviews
His eyes flashed playfully in Carlisle's direction, his impossibly blue eyes. Carlisle stared. How could this be? "Malakai...?" The other vampire just winked, flashed another dazzling smile and was gone. T for innuendo and language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 97,618 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Dlvvanzor reviews
When it becomes apparent that touching the Death Note isn't the only way to regain memories, L must do the impossible to save the one he loves. But with Mello and Near disappearing and an addictive Death Note... LxL, Light POV. Character death. REWRITE.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,349 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Runaways by X DarthMonkey X reviews
NaruHina Devastated by murder and a dark secret in Konoha, Naruto fled the village and country, but with him came a quiet girl from his childhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 221,870 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hooked by Silent Scribe reviews
The story of Rin, her one love, and Sesshomaru's determination to make it otherwise. Final chapter: "Fin."
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 174,554 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3598 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Unspoiled by forthright reviews
Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 167,228 - Reviews: 11120 - Favs: 7,015 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Corruption by C.Queen reviews
No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,763 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Only You by C.Queen reviews
Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,008 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Cursed Salvation, Descending Redemption by Imperial Mint reviews
"Please Itachi… I know I can't save Sasuke but I can save you." Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto's hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,367 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Crossing the Line by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which Merlin is bludgeoned, strangled, attacked, smothered, shot with glass, and tossed out a window, burned, whipped, stabbed, thrown down stairs, nearly drowned on dry land, and harpooned, and still manages to save Camelot from seven evil sorcerers.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 151 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Plan a Wedding Without Murdering Anyone by Nadheen reviews
I never knew that planning a wedding would force me to question my mental state. Now with epilogue!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,362 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
For Fame, Fortune, and Freedom by StarvingLunatic reviews
AU. After being accused of a crime that she didn't commit, Kim becomes an outlaw to avoid being executed. Join Kim on an adventure as she learns how to be a pirate and eventually becomes the captain of a pirate ship. KiGo, BetViv, BoNique, and RonYori. Cover by Karigan1989.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,551 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Ultimatum by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
Hinata wants a divorce. Sasuke politely declines. Marriage counseling at its kinkiest. SasuHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,113 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2585 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
May Dreams Save Us All by Dranius reviews
Why is the youngest Weasley walking down the hall besides Draco Malfoy, potential Death Eater, when war is raging outside Hogwarts? And why, are they not at each others throat? DG fic, starts after book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,114 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Not So Subtle Differences by Darth-Taisha reviews
Non Uchiha-massacre, peaceful Konoha a few years after Shippuden. Hinata had her future all planned out, until someone unexpected came into her life and changed it. Itahina, slight Naruhina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,068 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,745 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5834 - Favs: 8,998 - Follows: 3,404 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions of a Highschool Freak by kimiko888 reviews
I'm in love with my best friend: Hot guy. I hate his girlfriend: hence the mudfight. I lied on my job application: still no job, cheated on my test: I'll pray for an A; and played hookie to go to a club: a killer band was playing. Oh, and I'm a Freak.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,114 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10299 - Favs: 12,630 - Follows: 5,178 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
Healing Sands by Hina-chancares8 reviews
Hinata is heart broken when she sees Naruto with Sakura. Now her new friend Temari has decided in order to make Hinata stronger that She will take Hinata to Suna to train. But will certain feelings arise for the new kazekage? Crap summary during time skip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,454 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Sum of Black and White by KeitaPekoe reviews
An unusual meeting in the forest has consequences, good and bad, that occur over the span of many years.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,073 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13594 - Favs: 7,915 - Follows: 6,566 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ron's Discovery by fruit17 reviews
Ron Weasley was never exactly a sensitive bloke. But when he discovers his best friend's bestkept secret, he has a lot of growing up to do. It's time Ron begins to understand his wife, his friends, and just what it means to be a hero. HD, RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Stronger by Ink Child reviews
I dont own Naruto and Co.HinaSasu: Hinata has to get stronger, she has one year. Who else will be good enough to teach her, but the legendary Avenger.THE END.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,627 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 733 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Gods Must Be Laughing by StarvingLunatic reviews
AU. The sequel to On a Short Leash. Shego and Kim continue their odd relationship. Still a weird sort of Kigo. Cover by YogurthFrost at deviantart.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 293,993 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3306 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On a Short Leash by StarvingLunatic reviews
AU. This is the sequel to Walking the Line. Kim and Shego look to renew their unorthodox relationship. Cover by YogurthFrost at deviantart.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,415 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 2959 - Favs: 3,908 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Walking the Line by StarvingLunatic reviews
This is AU like a mug. Shego is a cop and Kim...well, you won't believe what Kim is.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,870 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
Kind of Pretty by yeaka reviews
Harry hears a rumor about Draco Malfoy, and things get out of hand. (Slash, crack.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,435 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Boy, Lost by tangledhair reviews
Things are heating up with the Order, and Harry is growing in power. Harry starts a dangerous romance with Malfoy just so he can feel like a "real" teenage boy. Rated for language and slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,210 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Checkmating by mahaliem reviews
In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/30/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete