Struthious
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Joined 08-03-10, id: 2479456, Profile Updated: 09-09-12
Author has written 5 stories for Portal, Resident Evil, and Doctor Who.

struthious • \STROO-thee-us\ • adjective

:of or relating to the ostriches and related birds:

"Struthious" can be scientific and literal, or it can be figurative with the meaning "ostrich-like." The extended use suggests a tendency to bury one’s head in the sand like an ostrich.


Salut! I'm Jay, a university student in my third year of a psychology and English double-major. I read too much, write too much, and play too many video games. You'll mostly see oneshots here, as I'm notoriously awful at finishing an entire fic!


(If you like what you read here and/or are in the mood for some Artemis Fowl fic, visit me at freudwithwings, a joint account with the wonderful WingedFlight!)

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this temporary flesh and bone by bethemoon reviews
The thing about the end of the world is that gets increasingly difficult to find coffee. Susan/Edmund and the zombie apocalypse. PG-13 for character death and incest.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Susan Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The End of the Tracks by Capegio reviews
And she wonders if by letting go of Narnia, she can perhaps be satisfied with this world of chaos and cracked pavement, of sin and smoke-stains.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Thousand Ways by Daydreamishly reviews
When her brain finally caught up with what exactly she was holding, she looked for all the world like Dr. Frankenstein had just introduced her to his monster. "Is this... A spoon?" "Oh yes. A sonic spoon." Ten II/Rose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] - Complete
Morons Can't Think With Portals by AquaWreckage reviews
GLaDOS, bored with her repeated failure of her human test subjects, stumbles upon Wheatley's old, human body. GLaDOS, being, well... GLaDOS, decides to play a few mind games. Turns out he's utterly terrible at thinking with portals. ChellxHuman Wheatley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
The Unlucky One by FuryouMiko reviews
Drabble. The story of the last inhabitant of Rapture, once Eleanor has left with her retinue. One-shot.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Big Sister - Complete
A History of Bad Decisions by HedyLamarr reviews
PORTAL 2 SPOILERS! Follow crap womaniser, atrocious speller and moderately competent scientist Michael Wheatley from Bristol to Ohio, where he spectacularly fails to discover the secret behind the project he's been assigned to, or to get a cup of tea.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Reformed by Shinigami Rumbleroar reviews
Sherlock and John's daughter marries the son of Moriarty and Moran. John is not pleased.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - John W. - Complete
Faith by Shinigami Rumbleroar reviews
For the year that Dean thought Sam was dead, he found himself praying to the one thing he still believed in – Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5037 - Favs: 11,590 - Follows: 1,334 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Counting Days by WingedFlight reviews
The first morning back is always the hardest. Eustace, Post VDT.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
All the Shattered Pieces by WingedFlight reviews
Past, present, and future, the shattered glass comes together in three decisive moments of Edmund's life. - Originally written for the 2010 Narnia Fic Exchange.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Brothers by mumblybee reviews
James is there for Sirius after the news of Regulus's death. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
To Be Left Behind by WingedFlight reviews
Susan knew what it was like to be the only one left when all others had perished; she knew how it was to be older on the inside than the outside; she knew how it felt to be so alone. Maybe she wasn't so different from the Doctor after all.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Lux Perpetua by Metonomia reviews
For NFFR's Fall Challenge: Of the Lamppost, and the girl who comes to be associated with it. Lucy in 1000 words.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Falls the Shadow by bethemoon reviews
She finds it ironic that she has never tried running and he has never tried anything else. Susan Pevensie runs with the Doctor through Time and Space. PG-13. Post-TLB for Susan, post-River Song for the Doctor unknown time frame .
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 2,788 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Persistence of Memory by Christina K reviews
Martha Jones, Sam and Dean Winchester, and the year that never was. And after. A Doctor Who/Supernatural crossover.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
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Oi, None of Your reviews
Donna Noble begins tinkering with the toaster. A timeline of travel ensues. Spoilers for PotW
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Donna N., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Voices reviews
Caroline was lost beneath a flood of constant, meaningless, artificial voices. Doug Rattman could sympathize. Oneshot, Portal 2, spoiler warning
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Ché la Stimo reviews
"I never taught the turrets to sing." Oneshot, Portal 2, spoiler warning
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Mother reviews
Lisa Trevor. If she'd grown up today, at age fourteen she would have had braces and ambitions and possibly a pet cat. Oneshot, post mansion incident, pre-Raccoon city; Jill Valentine
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Lisa T., Jill V. - Complete
Another Word For Exile reviews
Chell had forgotten the word for "rain". Oneshot, Portal 2, spoiler warning
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete