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Joined 08-04-10, id: 2480273, Profile Updated: 03-31-11
Author has written 6 stories for Merlin, Discworld, and Sherlock.

Hello! My name is Jess.

I'm 25, from the Midlands, love reading, love science fiction.

My favourite pairings ever are Snape/Harry and Sherlock/Moriarty. I can't write either for shit, even though I'm a massive Conan Doyle fan and have been reading Harry Potter slash for about five years.

One day, I'd like to create my very own Iago.

I'm six months off starting an English Lit/Language degree with the Open University.

I want to be a writer. Not quite good enough, but I'm still gonna try.

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Martyr reviews
Sherlock and John are... together. Moriarty can't have that now can he? Work in progress, has now reached M rating.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Chalk reviews
Vetinari takes Vimes to the Ramtops to hash out a chalk deal. And hopefully, seduce him. WIP, T now, M eventually. I've played with cannon a bit - Vimes is still Commander, Carrot Captain.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari
sofa reviews
Moriarty and Sherlock have a conversation. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
to write about reviews
Sherlock misses Moriarty who misses Sherlock. Even if he doesn't actually say it. Oneshot. Don't own, don't sue. Rated M. WARNING-INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC SEX. Slash. COMPLETE,
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Mine reviews
Arthur and Merlin finally break their tension. PWP, my first ever fanfiction. Would really welcome feedback. This is pretty dirty, so definitely an M, definitely slash. Not mine, don't own, don't sue. COMPLETE.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Confusion reviews
Sam Vimes has a chat with the Patrician. His tights get mentioned. Slash, but only mentioned. One-shot. Disclaimer! Not mine, Terry Pratchett, don't sue, etc. COMPLETE.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete