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Why can't I own a Canadian?

Wednesday, 30 June 2010 at 11:27

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man,
and posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I
have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that
knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend
the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of
debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other
elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and
female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in
Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair
price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how
do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors.
They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus
35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated
to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than
homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there
'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I
have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading
glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room
here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair
around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes
me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two
different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also
tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go
to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family
affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy
considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.
Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.

James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus,
Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education
University of Virginia

PS (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a
Canadian)

"Christianity : The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense." -Christopher Hitchens

As Jane and Erik talked to the tow truck driver, Loki accosted Darcy. "This town we are going to tomorrow," he said. "There will I find this Evanescence?" He held up her iPod, the front screen displaying Evanescence: Bring Me to Life. "For they alone speak to the pain in my soul."

-The Thousandth Man (Ch. 2), by transemacabre

It was with Draco still standing, slack-jawed in the side room just off of Professor Snape's quarters that the Potions Master and the Malfoy patriarch stumbled upon the young blonde. Seeing his father unsteady on his feet—and remembering just where Harry had originally been coming from—the boy swallowed and diplomatically asked, "Father? What etiquette do the family books suggest when groveling?"

Lucius Malfoy's answer was filled with the dignity allotted to those few who held to the traditions of the pureblooded society, the scions of the wizarding world—the families who remembered from whence their people came. "Malfoys send gifts. Many expensive gifts."

-Paradise Lost (Ch. 14), by Neko-Chan -Silvered-Tongue

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CRACK. Shizuo and Izaya decide to have a child. And Shinra is the unlucky doctor who suggests that perhaps they should adopt. And guess who's the unlucky child that they adopt? YAOI. One-shot.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Shizuo H., Izaya O.] Mikado R. - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
I Can Explain Everything by Shitsuren69 reviews
All Izaya wanted, really, was to operate a normal bar. Then again, he did hire a hot-headed bartender, an antisocial cook, and a cross-dressing maid... One-shot. ShizuoMikado. Cross-dressing.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/10/2010 - [Mikado R., Shizuo H.] Izaya O., Namie Y. - Complete
The Five Times Blaise Zabini Met Dean Winchester by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. When Blaise decided to leave home and travel America, he didn't count on meeting Dean Winchester. HP/Supernatural crossover, DW/BZ slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Blaise Z., Dean W. - Complete
Is He Naked? by The lunatic who cares reviews
Batman's expression had gradually turned from blank to vaguely disturbed. "More importantly, why are you coming to me with this ... topic?" He was desperately trying not think of the words 'ass', 'naked' and 'J'onn' in the same sentence.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Wally W./Flash, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
The Power of Music by Corpium reviews
With the power of music, Harry finally learns how to keep Voldemort out of his mind without silly Occlumency. Even better, he learns how to annoy the Dark Lord at the same time. Reasonable Crack. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Killing In The Name Of by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
The real truth behind the Death Eaters and what Voldemort really stood for! Harry finds out from an unlikely person that he could be ‘one of them’. Crack AU. Birthday gift for BOOMrobotdog.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
This Story Needs More Power Ballads by pyrebi reviews
In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Where Were You When The World Went To Pot? by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
When the Governor of New York demands to know where Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman were when the Joker took over, he might just be surprised by what he finds out. Het, Slash, and Femme Slash.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Setting Things Right by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Raoul decides to give up both Christine and Erik, but things don’t end up the way he expects.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Hockey by KSFWolfe reviews
America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Infiltrating Hogwarts by lifexlemons reviews
Squalo finds himself in Hogwarts. Rated T for Squalo's swearing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Squalo S. - Complete
Allure of Honey by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Slytherin Guide to Worst Case Scenarios by Destiny's-Perfection reviews
In which Harry stumbles upon a book that could very well be the answer to all his prayers, and for the first time in his life he begins to wonder if it really was for the best that he had chosen Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Sulu's Second Law of Attraction by Soot reviews
Kirk is hitting on Chekov and Sulu is not only getting jealous; but he is also going out of his way to keep Kirk attention distracted from the young Russian ensign. SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,452 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Management Techniques by Lys ap Adin reviews
Hibari makes Romario very, very nervous, for a multitude of reasons. Generations sidestory.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Romario, T. Kusakabe - Complete
Ninja Shark by demon sloth reviews
ShoXReino - part of the Battle series - continuation of 'What Just Happened' - Sho goes a little crazy, Kyoko tries to help and Reino stalks. Slight shonen-ai if you look really really hard. ONESHOT
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Shoutaro, Reino - Complete
Realizations and Roses by Wolf Maid reviews
Casey/Chuck. One-Shot. Simply Because. Chuck is interrogated, but gets sidetracked, much to the interrogators dismay.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Kisse by shizuke reviews
"Sebastian, give me a kiss." ---For the first time since he entered Phantomhive service, Sebastian answers with trepidation. "Can I not?"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
An Ode to Dentists by breadsticks reviews
Because being a dentist sucks. It sucks even more being a dentist for the supernatural. Because even the supernatural need to take care of their teeth. R27. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Unconventional by Tobirion reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Filthy by Tobirion reviews
When Cloud rolled out from underneath Fenrir, hair mussed and face streaked with oil, Cid knew it was love. Cid/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Cid H., Cloud S. - Complete
Burning Love by Sinnatious reviews
TakaRyo. Kawamura develops a secret crush on Ryoma. That secret doesn't last long when he has a racquet in his hands.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Kawamura T., E. Ryoma - Complete
Falling to the Dark Side by Sinnatious reviews
Eyeshield21/Star Wars crossover. Jedi initiate Kobayakawa Sena's birthday is approaching, but he still doesn't have a Master.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,687 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sena K., Hiruma Y. - Complete
A Position's Power by Deltree reviews
Momo really should watch what he says to Kaidoh when they fight. Especially when Ryoma can easily overhear. MomoRyo. Implied InuiKai
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2008 - E. Ryoma, Momoshiro T. - Complete
Interrupted Indifferences by tmntyyh reviews
Sometimes, Cloud's blonde-ness really frustrates Reno... Sometimes. Warnings inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Reno, Cloud S. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 874 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dumbledore Plays Bass by AmanitaMuscaria reviews
Dumbledore rediscovers an old love, the boys have fun. I'm just playing with them, they're not mine!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
Excused Absences by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Maybe Zero's meeting with his secret lover?" The Black Knights discuss their leader's absence.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Dress Up by half-sleeping reviews
Mukuro, Hibari, Tsuna, and school uniforms. Crack.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Takes Two To Tango by Sinnatious reviews
TezRyo. The Seigaku Regulars have dance lessons.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/3/2008 - E. Ryoma, Tezuka K. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 101 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Renji, Byakuya thinks, has probably been dumped before. Several times.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Is there a doctor in the house? by Wynja reviews
Slade REALLY regrets doing something. SladeRobin PARODY. Some mentioning of slash, so rated M to be sure. Oneshot.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Dango and Bean Sprouts by shizuke reviews
Kanda, do you like dango? oneshot, KandaAllen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 510 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.