Howdy I'm Rozie :P well not really but my name is strange and thats my nickname so yea anyways... Writing on profiles always suck...
Well I loved vampires and all my friends hate them. But I'm just like my big sister and I read all the time and pretty much only vampires apart from a few things...
Favorite books: Gossip Girl, Twilight (My dad's fault he made me watch the movie first), Vampire Academy, Hunger Games, The Clique (although I don't really like the fanfics no offence to anyone), Vampire Diaries (but I can't seem to start reading it again yet). I'm sure there's more I just can't remember.
Favorite movies: Twilight (coarse), Dear John, Vampires Suck (went for my birthday :) ) Captain American, I can't wait for the Hunger Games movie!
Favorite music: Katy Perry, Muse, Akon, Drake (sorta the girls at my school were constantly singing Bed Rock), Chris Brown (I honestly don't like him really although he's kinda cute but I personally think Rhianna is over-doing the whole insedent.), Miley Cyrus, Eminem (only a little bit), and many more just can't thing of anymore.
The Hunger Games:
My Favorite All Time Character in all: EMMETT!!!!!! I ment Kellan Lutz when I saw New Moon and DAMN! He's freggin HOTT!!!!!
You cry, I cry, You laugh, I laugh, You fall off a bridge I laugh even harder
Ha ha suckers I got a new jacket and a bouncy room :P
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.
It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty of half full, just drink it and get it over with!
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell thinks I'll take over.
I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?
I was just stuffed into a bad by a fat creepy dude in a red suit. Alright! Fess up! Who put me on their Christmas list?
In the world of cheerios, be a froot-loop.
Therapist=The/rapist... Scary thought.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than frown... and even fewer to ignore someone completely.
When in doubt, push random buttons.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!
Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Everytime there is a big boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me that they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my true obsession
Because I know what Twilighters know
This is a 100- question Stupid Test. I have bolded the ones that apply to me.
1.Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
Youhave more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits: Shattered (Turn The Car Around) - O.A.R
Waking Up: Mockingbird - Eminem
First Day At School: Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Making Your New Best Friend: Today Is the Day - Tim Myers
Falling In Love: Twilight - Thriving Ivory
Breaking Up: Damaged _ Danity Kane
Prom: Collide - Howie Day
Graduation: Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Life's Okay: Bang Bang - 3oh!3
Death of a Close Friend: I Will Remember You - Sarah McLachlan
Mental Breakdown: No Air - Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown
Flashback: Graduation (Friends Forever) - Vitamin C
Getting Back Together: The Vision of Love - Kris Allen
Birth of Child: Make Me Wanna Die - The Pretty Reckless
Wedding Scene: Chasing Pavements - ADELE
Car Accident: When Your Look Me In the Eyes - The Jonas Brothers
Final Battle: Take The Heartland - Glen Hansard
Death Scene: It Ends Tonight - The All-American Rejects
Funeral Song: Glad You Came - The Wanted
End Credits: Bleed - Hot Chelle Rae
Deleted Scenes: Written In the Stars - Tinie Tempah (ft. Eric Turner)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?
2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
No I don't hate time for that
3) How many houses have you lived in?
4) Favorite candy bar?
5) Favorite shoes?
My Hot Pink DCs
6) Have you ever tripped someone?
7) Least favorite school subject?
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
10) Have you ever thrown up in public?
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.
12) Favorite genre of music?
13) What is your zodiac sign?
14) What time were you born?
Some time in the morning
15) Do you like beer?
16) Ever made a prank phone call?
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
18) Are you sarcastic?
19) What are your favorite colors?
Black, Red and Silver
20) How many watches do you own?
One with interchangeable straps
21) Summer or winter?
23) Favorite color to wear?
24) Pepsi or Sprite?
25) What color is your cell phone?
26) Where is your second home?
My ex's or my bff's
27) Have you ever slapped someone?
28) Have you ever had a cavity?
When I was younger
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
30) How many video games do you own?
31) What was your first pet?
It's between a hamster named Pucker, a rabbit named Simba, or my dog Daisy
32) Ever had braces?
33) Do looks matter?
It's a bonus
34) Do you use chapstick?
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.
Ms. Butz, Mr. Lloyd, Mr. Divo
36) American Eagle or Abercombie?
37) Are you too forgiving?
38) How many children do you want?
Maybe 2 If they didnt hurt so much that is
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
40) Favorite breakfast meal?
Pancakes from McDonalds
41) Do you own a gun?
42) Ever thought you were in love?
3) When was the last time you cried?
Today during English because I have to write a memoir and I'm writing it about my ex being committed
44) What did you do 3 nights ago?
I was watching my Sexxii Mamma Jamma Dan in a play called "And Then They Came For Me" at school
45) Olive Garden? La Panera?
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?
47) Have you ever been in a castle?
Rozie, Shortie, Red Riding Hood
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?
50) Ever been to Kentucky?
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
These questions and trying to reroute my mind... Can't remember much
53) Have you ever called someone Boo?
If I called my ex that, he'd go bazerc. And I have a dog named Boo.
55) Do you own a diamond ring?
56) Are you happy with your life right now?
57) Do you dye your hair?
I dyed it red and i wanna re-dye it brown again
58) Does anyone like you?
This kid Joey, apparently
59) What year were you born?
60) What were you doing in May 1994
I was a ghost ooooooooooh
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?
62) McDonalds or Wendys?
63) Do you like yourself?
64) Are you closer to your mother or father?
65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?
66) Are you afraid of the dark?
67) Have you ever eaten paste?
Of the tomato variety, yes.
68) Do you own a webcam?
69) Have you ever stripped?
70) Ever broke a bone?
72) Do you chat on AIM often?
73) Pringles or Lays?
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
75) Rugrats or Doug?
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
yea she's nice
78) Has anyone ever called you fat?
Yea but I slapped the Bitch
79) Do you have a birth mark?
80) Do you own a car?
yes I have a Mustang
81) Can you cook?
82) 3 things that annoy you:
This kid Molham
Not being able to sleep
83) Do you text message often?
84) Money or love?
85) Do you have any scars?
Yea I backed into the shower fauset and have a scar on my lower back, then I ran into a corner defending my Beef Jerkey, and I used to cut :( stupid I know, I fought with a bush and lost resulting in a battle scar on my arm, then the one on my left thumb, then i did the "salt&ice" challenge twice, and also one on my knee
86) What do you want more than anything right now?
87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
88) Relationships or quick night stands?
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?
90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
Not at all
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?
Yes and I have all the Rambo movies
92) Do you own a box of crayons?
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?
My bestie Wes
95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
This kid Chris
96) Who was the last person that made you cry?
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
98) Who was the last person that you fell for?
My best friend
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?
I don't IM
100) Who was the last person that called you?
9 Things I Hate About Everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the hell can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
until I took some deep breaths,
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
my bed frame
Without looking, guess what time it is:
Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Kelly Clarkson singing on the radio
When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
At like 7:15 pm coming home from karate
Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
What are you wearing?
Did you dream last night?
I was being chased be a giant banana
When did you last laugh?
When Wes's brother slipped ;)
What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Twilight guy posters
See anything weird lately?
This kid was galloping in the hallways. It looked fun.
What do you think of this quiz?
What is the last film you saw?
If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A brand-spankin'-new Mustang
Tell me something about you I don't know:
I'm secretly a monkey
If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Do you like to dance?
Hell yeah! but I'm horrible
LOL he shook hands with someone in like Hatie (sorry) and then wiped his hand on like Bill Clinton's shirt
Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
What fics do you demand all your fans to read?
Bella/Edward ones! :)
Don't go into the light! You might run into a lightbulb