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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Naruto.

The first fanfic I ever read was Innocent, Vigilent, Ordinary. It was a really good story but I have to say I got mad. A lot. I'm not exactly team Jacob because they are obviously in love (no matter how stupid they both are) so just leave them alone but Edward is annoying (and stalkerish) too. So I'm not really on a side.

I absolutely hate Breaking Dawn. What made it completely and totally stupid to me was Jacob bringing Charlie into the picture after Bella was changed, that was probably about the dumbest thing a Stephanie could do, hell it was the dumbest thing ANYONE could do, and I already didn't like that they had a baby. And for those of you who are actually taking the time to read this and you're wondering why, it's because Bella would've completely forgotten about Charlie and they would've spared her unnessecary pain but noooooooo they just had to bring Charlie into after she was a vampire and vampires don't forget for those of who did not know, they do not forget, and now Charlie will die and Bella will be sad and everyone will realize that could've all been avoided if they hadn't been STUPID! And now I shall conclude my rant with a question, Why? Just why?

These people are absolutely hell-bent on making me cry. I just clicked on Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone because there was nothing else on. Then it hit me. It's over. No more books. No more movies. That was it. It's over. I somehow managed to keep myself from crying just then. But I then saw about ten commercials for the DVD and I bawled like a baby.

Name: Jayla (not my real name)

Location: STALKER!

Gender: Female

I've been forgetting to put disclaimers on my stories so I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, HARRY POTTER, OR ANY OTHER STORY I MAY HAVE WRITTEN FOR, I DO NOT NOW AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL!

I always update as soon as I finish a chapter so if the dates are uneven thats why.

I've also developed a strange interest in Greek and Egyptian mythology.

FAVORITE BOOKS: Twilight, House of the Night, Prophecy of the Stones, Gallagher Girls, Daughters of the Moon, Septimus Heap, Harry Potter, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel

FAVORITE MUSIC ARTISTS: Paramore, The Veronicas, Avril Lavigne, Beyonce, The Pussycat Dolls, TI, Trey Songs, VersaEmerge, Hey Monday

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Victorious, iCarly, Shake It Up, Avatar, Nine Lives of Chloe King, Pretty Little Liars. I could go on forever


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no freaking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that thing up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shoot, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!"


On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (why?! will it eat me?!).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)


The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(X) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total=4

(X) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(X) You just tried to sing them.

(X) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

(X) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(X) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(X) People have called you slow.

total so far= 13

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

(X) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

total so far= 16

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(X) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(X) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

() You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 19

(X) You have eaten a bug. (I didn't actually eat it, I was yelling after my friends and it flew into my mouth, I didn't even swallow it)

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 23

(X) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(X) You break a lot of things. (Not a lot, a lot.)

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total - 28

Apparently I am a complete and total idiot.


there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one

myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

92% percent of the teen population would be dead by now
if a superstar said it wasn’t cool to breathe.
Attach this to your profile if you’re part of the 8%
that would be laughing their heads off.

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker:

Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck slice

d with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.


PREP

X You own a cell phone.
you own something from Abercrombie
You own something from Pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
XYou love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
total: 3

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
total: 5


PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You've worn plaid.
X you like Converse
you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streeks count)
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
total:7


GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
X You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
you never miss school unless you're sick.
total:5


Athletic
X You watch/watched the Superbowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equiptment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number
total:2


HARDCORE//scene

X You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
you wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple
total: 2


Your guy side:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun
X Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were/are in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything You wear the color pink

Total: 9


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

IF you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid, copy & paste this into your profile.

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916!

If you think that disclaimers are the most annoying things EVER Copy and paste this to your profile

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Spectrum - Florence The Machine

(Okay?)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

I Miss You - Miley Cyrus

(I like to think that I don't spend to much time thinking about lost love.)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Holding Out For A Hero - Frou Frou

(I would like someone I could depend on.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Fearless - JoJo

(Life is for the fearless. Unforunately, I'm not.)

What is you life Motto?

Chemicals React - Aly & AJ

(I don't really think that this can a motto.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Should've Tried Harder - Hey Monday

(Hopefully not.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Belong Here - 78Violet

(Yep. All the time.)

WHAT IS 22?

Moments Between Sleep - VersaEmerge

(Well. What were the odds that my song would be called 4?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Time of Our Lives - Miley Cyrus

(I guess this is true.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Get Sexy - Sugababes

(I actually started laughing when I saw this.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Do It - Nelly Furtado

(I hope this is not my life story.)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Teenage Dream - Katy Perry

(I think it's in the title.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Run, Run, Run - Natasha Bedingfield

(This is actually true.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Ave Mary A - P!nk

(I hope this is what they think.)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Everything About You - One Direction

(I don't even really like this song. It just came with the album.)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Because Of You - Kelly Clarson

(So, my husband killed me? I am a little confused.)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Mamma Knows Best - Jessie J

(A little depressing.)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Landscape (Demo) - Florence The Machine

(I think that this is a little too true. Almost scarily true.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Girl With One Eye - Florence The Machine

(This is a little. I don't really think of my friends that way.)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Are We There Yet - Ingrid Michaelson

(This is not that bad. It's actually pretty good.)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

So Good - B.O.B.

(I am never going on vacation.)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Perfection - Oh Land

(I love this song but I don't think that my regret would be never striving to be a clone of someone else.)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Revenge Is Sweeter (Than You Ever Were) - The Veronicas

(This isn't really funny...)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Do It Like A Dude - Jessie J

(This is more perverted than sad.)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

The Only Exception - Paramore

(I am so sure that that's a yes.)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Fuck You - Cee-Lo Green

(This isn't really scary.)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Cheer Me Up - Natasha Bedingfield

(Yes?)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Hangover - Hey Monday

(I'm not sure this is something that I would want to change.)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Animal - Ellie Goulding

(I don't think that this would hurt.)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Make Some Noise - Hannah Montana

(Yeah, right.)


Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?


'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


If someone looks at you funny, flip them the finger.

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

Remember that all actions have reactions... (You don't wanna know why I put this in here, believe me!)

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in Histroy class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

you cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

If you've ever run down an "up" escalator, paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever run up a "down" escalator, paste this into your profile


92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

Ha ha u fell for it!!


A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes went out, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity


Things guys should know about girls!
Men Need To Understand These Things

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)

2. Don't say you understand when you don't.

3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.

4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.

5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.

9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.

11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.

13. Fashion police do exist.

14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.

17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!

18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.

19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.

20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)

21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

22. We are beautiful at all times.

23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.

24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.

25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!

26. we have an excuse to act bitchy once a month; you dont.


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class. crazy is if you bark at a ballon; because baloons dont get scared... If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list...


A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go. When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pulls away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers. When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
don't looks away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and afteryou wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do


Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No

Girl: Choose-me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile


The phone will ring right after you repost!

SHE IS... an athlete, confident artistic, bold,

flexible, brave, determined, focused, hardworking,

motivated, strong, spunky, a team player, beautiful, amazing, agile,

fit, in control, having the time of her life ...A GYMNAST


FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was fun lets do it again!!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Hug you and let you cry on their shoulder when a guy dumps you.
BEST FRIENDS: Look at you and say "I have a shovel in my tool shed. we gonna do this or what?"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.


25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Why America has some issues (Yes, I live here but these are saddly true)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America... are there fitness centers with escalators and steps to get inside


This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!


Random Sarcastic Junk.

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.

Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!

My knight in shining turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious

if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!

OMG! i think i just saw a flying bird!

let me write that down in my 'things i dont really give f about' notebook.

yea you have the right to your own opinion, but i have the right to think your stupid.

warning: im sarcastic and i hurt peoples feeling sometimes, boo hoo. get over it.!
(i do try not to hurt their feelings though... usually)

i speak fluent sarcasm.

are yhu stoned
or just stupid.!

I don't obsess, I think intensely!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go into storage.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to serouly, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's tough...Get a helmet

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black you can die and I can live forever!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

SHUT UP VOICES!! or I'll poke you with the Q-tip again...

If Barbie's So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Your's Is Stupid

Man Invented Language To Satisfy Their Deep Need To Complain

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

My WIZARD can beat up your VAMPIRE!!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Alice in Wonderland Oh! Is that the story of Alice before she went into the Asylum?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

An atheist is a person who believes in not believing anything.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw

There are no stupid questions – just stupid people.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either


Things not to do at hogwarts! (well...not unless you have Harry's invisability cloak and the Marauders' Map or you are Fred and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.

6. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

7. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

8. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless, tacky, and not a clever money-making concept.

9. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

10. Adding the name “Bueller” to Professor Binns’ roster is not funny.

11. “Springtime for Voldemort” is not an acceptable suggestion for the class play.

12. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.

13. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

14. I will not tell Ron and Hermione to “Get a room” whenever they start to fight.

15. I am not a tribble Animagus.

16. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

17. I do not weigh the same as a duck no matter what that Muggle movie says.

18. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

19. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

20. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

21. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time.

22. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

23. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

24. Sir Cadogan is not one of the knights who say “NI”.

25. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.

26. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new, pussycat?”

27. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I it’s founder.

28. I am not allowed to order the kitchen house-elves to spit into all the food to “enhance the flavor”.

29. The proper way to report to my Teacher is “Yes, Sir” not “You can’t prove a thing!”

30. I am not allowed to add pictures of teachers I don’t like to Wanted Deatheater posters.

31. There is no house made of candy in the forbidden Forest and it’s wrong to say so to first years.

32. I shall not add “according to the prophecy” at the end of my sentences to raise my Divination grade.

33. I am not to ask Aragog how things with the wife are. Especially if his wife is Shelob.

34. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriate career choice. Not even if I am a witch.

35. I will not call my wand “an elegant weapon from a more civilized age”.

36. It’s just cruel to tell Nearly Headless Nick that he’d forget his head if it wasn’t attached.

37. The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartasses, and the Junior Death Eaters.

38. My headmasters name is Albus Dumbledore, not “Gandalf”.

39. I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

40. Yelling “to infinity and beyond” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

41. I will refrain from calling Harry and Ron “Frodo and Sam” and the Weasley twins “Merry and Pippin”.

42. Telling Draco Malfoy to “Make like a ferret and bounce” is always a bad idea.

43. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.

44. No matter how creepy and abandoned some of the towers are, I will not find Johnny Depp with scissors for hands in any of them.

45. I will stop sneaking out at night to look for Ents in the Forbidden Forest.

46. I am not allowed to flood the Chamber of Secrets, install an organ, wear half a mask and sing Andrew Lloyd Webber.

47. I will not tickle a sleeping dragon “just to see what happens”.

48. When being questioned by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce “These aren’t the droids you are looking for”.

49. I will not sweep the Gryffindor common room with Harry Potter’s Firebolt.

50. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

51. I will not refer to the Accio Charm as “The Force”.

52. I will stop telling tree-huggers to go visit the Whomping Willow.

53. Loudly repeating “Voldemort Voldemort Voldemort” is not a good way to get the classroom quiet.

54. I must not sing “I’m off to see the wizard” every time I am sent to the headmasters office.

55. I must not throw Hermione’s copy of Hogwarts: A History out the window and then claim that it wanted freedom.

56. I will not tell Professor Trelawny that my teacup says she’s lying.

57. I must not convince first years that the new password to Gryffindor tower is “Petrificus Totalus” and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves.

58. I will not jump up, yelling “VOLDEMORT, RUN!” in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.

59. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his “Happy place”.

60. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

61. I must not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.

62. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

63. I will not set Ravenclaw house on the task of calculating the exact value of pi.

64. However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.

65. I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the giant squid.

66. I will not dress like Neville’s grandmother when going to the Halloween Party in Snape’s class.

67. I will not give Voldemort a toupee to hide his baldness.

68. I will not steal veritaserum from Snape’s store and add some to the teachers’ morning tea.

69. When asked a question by a teacher I will not point out that the answer is protected by a fidelius charm and I am not the secret-keeper.

70. Do not jump out at Mad-Eye Moody for a joke.

71. The phrase “Good dragon, nice dragon, please don’t kill me,” doesn’t work.

72. I must not point to the Dark Mark in the sky and shout “To the Batmobile, Robin!”

73. Making a fake journal and leaving it in Ginny’s dormitory is not funny.

74. I must not point at Voldemort and say “I taught him everything he knows.”

75. I will not tell Umbridge “Voldemort says, ‘Hi,’” every time I see her.

76. I should not tell Cho Chang Cedric came to me in a dream and wanted me to tell her something, but I woke up before he did.

77. I must not intentionally mispronounce Cho’s name as “Ho”.

78. I should not tell Umbridge that I have a kitten named “Fluffy” she would like to meet. But I will anyway.

79. I will not pay Professor Flitwick to run around yelling “Help, they’re after me lucky charms!”

80. I must not convince Cedric to wear a red shirt on the last task of the Triwizard Tournament.

81. My name is not “Dark Lord Happy Pants” and I will not sign my papers as such.

82. I will not follow my Potions instructions backwards “just for the heck of it”.

83. I should never ask Harry if his “Scar Senses” are tingling.

84. I must not lock all of the Gryffindor and Slytherin in a room and see which house comes out alive.

85. I will not call the Dark Lord “Tommy-boy”.

86. As Stan Stunpike learned, impersonating a death eater doesn’t “get you chicks”.

87. I will not crush up booger flavored jelly beans and put them in Draco’s pumpkin juice…after this time.

88. I will NOT bleach Lucius Malfoy’s Deatheater robes.

89. I must not fill Umbridge’s room with flies and then tell the headmaster “She was looking a little deprived, flies are what toads eat right?”

90. I must not call Potions “Home-Economics” in front of Professor Snape.

91. Telling Lockheart that there’s something in between his teeth will NOT get you out of DADA.

92. Do not ask Snape how to make a love potion!

93. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, “We’re Off to See the Wizard”.

94. I will not hit on Hermione while Ron is in the same room.

95. Ron Weasley does NOT know Kim Possible.

96. I will not say, “What’s the sitch?” into the Order’s two-way mirrors.

97. I will not ask Snape who dumped him and made him so cranky.

98. A hug is not all Snape needs.

99. I will not splash water in Professor McGonagall’s face, expecting her to melt.

100. I am not allowed to set a troll loose because I think it needs some fresh air.

101. I can not call Professor Snape “the Sheriff of Noghtingham”.

102. I will not tell students that can’t see Thestrals that they are about to attack us.

103. Harry’s resemblance to Davy Croccet is purely coincidental.

104. Dropping a bucket of water on Snape’s head was only funny the first time…and the second…and third. But the forth time! No way.

105. I am not to sing “That’s So Raven” when passing Ravenclaws in the corridors.

106. I must not grind with my broomstick. (Tony Hawk style!)

107. I will not tell Hermione that the Hogwarts library has burned in a fire.

108. I must not tell Bellatrix that Voldemort got married.

109. I am not allowed to run my hands through Snape’s hair.

110. I must not tell Umbridge that some centaurs have invited her to a party.

111. I shall not tell Snape, “There is a thing called shampoo in the world.”

112. I must not yell “She-who-must-not-be-named is coming!” every time Umbidge walks down the hall.

113. I shall not say, “I heard that if you hug Voldemort he won’t kill you,” to the first years.

114. Professor McGonagall likes her milk in a glass, not a saucer.

115. Saying, “Here puss, puss, puss, puss, puss,” is not the best way to get McGonagalls attention during class.

116. Wolf whistling at Lupin when he walks by is not funny.

117. I must not bewitch the door to Professor Snape’s office so that it will only open if he says, “Business in front; party in the back!”

118. Convincing Peeves to go into suits of armor and say, “I am your father” isn’t funny.

119. Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, “Morsmordre” is just plain mean.

120. I will not bewitch Umbridge’s hand to take her special quill and write: “I am a pompous, ugly toad” 10,000 times.

At least, that’s what I’ll tell her.

In fact, make it 100,000!

121. When I see Professor Umbridge, I will not say, “There you are, Trevor. Neville has been looking all over for you.”

122. Dementors don’t like it when you walk up to them and ask if they are the Ghost of Christmas-Yet-To-Come.

123. When someone pulls Godric Gryffindor’s sword out of the Sorting Hat, I will not say, “You have acquired the Master Sword.”

124. Saying, “Accio brooms” while first years are having flying lessons isn’t nice.

125. I am not to ask, “Voldemort: boxers or briefs?”

126. I am not allowed to say, “Accio Hermione’s panties!”

127. Mad-Eye Moody’s moto is “constant vigilance” not “custard pudding”.

128. I must not moon Professor Lupin. Even if his nickname is “Moony”.

129. I will not stick Bill Weasley’s hair to the ceiling with a permanent-sticking charm.

130. The resurrection stone is not materia.

131. Voldemort’s nickname is NOT “Filthy Half-Blood”.

132. “Rub-on aphrodisiac” is not one of the twelve uses of dragon’s blood.

133. i will not buy professer snape head n shoulders shampoo for christmas.

134. i will not skip down the hallway singing, "we're off to see the wizard!" whenever i'm sent to the headmasters office.

135. i will not tell Cedric he dies only to turn into a sparkling, emo vampire in a few years

136. i will not ask Lucius Malfoy why him and his friends let everyone call them 'vultures'

If you have wasted precious hours of your life reading this random crap that gets you a few giggles well... YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME!


The music quiz!

Instructions:

1. Turn on your i-pod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the playlist. Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

One Thing - One Direction

2.) Where will I get married?

History Is Made At Night (SMASH Cast Version) - SMASH Cast

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Stupid Girls - P!nk

4.) What is/was high school like?

Hello Hello - Paramore

5.) What is the best thing about me?

G.N.O (Girl's Night Out) - Miley Cyrus

6.) How is today going to be?

Daddy - Beyonce

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Hip Hop Star - Beyonce Feat. Big Boy & Sleepy Brown

8.)What song describes my parents?

Right Here - Miley Cyrus

9.) How is my life going?

Toy Soldier - Keri Hilson

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

Everything Back But You - Avril Lavigne

(Hope not. I would come and haunt my children.)

11.) How does the world see me?

Healing - India.Arie

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Falling Over Me - Demi Lovato

(I would be okay if some - namely the guys - of them thought this.)

13) Do people secretly like me?

Impossible To Love - JoJo

(You have to listen to the song. Soooo not the way it sounds.)

14.) How can I make myself happy?

Kicking and Screaming - Miley Cyrus

15.) What should I do with my life?

Single - Natasha Bedingfield

16.) Will I be happy?

For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic - Paramore

17.) What is some good advice?

Blazin' - Nicki Minaj

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Head Over Heels - Digital Daggers

20.) What type of men/women do you like?:

Like Whoa - Aly & AJ

21.) Will you get married?

Loves Embrace - Christina Aguilera

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Kingdom Come - The Civil Wars

23.) Where will you live?

SexyBack - Justin Timberlake & Timbaland

24.) What will your dying words be?

Energy - Keri Hilson

25.) Am I hot?

Chasing The Sun - The Wanted

26) What are your hobbies?

Stop The World - Demi Lovato

(I stopped listening to this song because I read City of Angels and afterwards everytime I heard it I thought about them and their incestuous ways. I got tired to flinching and shivering.)

27)Do you like sports?

Looking Up - Paramore

28)Do you talk a lot?

Holding Out For A Hero - Frou Frou

29)Do you like books?

Envy - Digital Daggers

30)Do you like yourself?

Weightless - Natasha Bedingfield


Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(We don't usually picture guys naked. we picture what it would be like to kiss you then get over it and move on.)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.


Random Weirdness That Hardly Links.

Regular lions say ROAARR.

Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU

Sad lions say roooaaar.

Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


ALL WORK IS ORIGINAL BY JED SABA! DO NOT COPY THIS AND USE IT WITHOUT GIVING ME (JED SABA) CREDIT!

50 Things To Do At The Movies

(Number 10 was changed...too many complaints)

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know".

11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.

12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.

13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.

14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.

15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.

16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did you see that?!”

17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.

18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.

19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.

20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.

21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether or not they give you a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.

22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your seat
yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”

23. Repeat the lines in the movie.

24. Accuse the person behind you of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.

25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single seat before the movie starts.

26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.

27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.

28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.

29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”

30. Ask the person who sells you the ticket to give you his/her autograph

31. Ask for a discount because you are single and entering alone

32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.

33. Bargain with the ticket price

34. Turn around to the person behind you and say, “Excuse me, can you please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your seat yell “HARDER! HARDER!”

35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.

36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a random person.

37. Every 10 minutes pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as you nod your head look at the person next to you and say ”mmmmmmm!”

38. Stare at a random person next to you the entire time.

39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because you will be leaving half way through the movie.

40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.

41. Ask a random person next to you to explain the movie because you don’t get it.

42. Ask a random person to go buy you popcorn because you don’t want to miss the movie.

43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as you lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.

44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.

45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises

46. Eat the popcorn from a random person sitting next to you.

47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because you need to use the bathroom.

48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!”

49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then show the contents of the tissue to a random person sitting next to you saying, “Look what I did!”

50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!


A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.


I'm not afraid of bloody murderers

I'm not afraid of hell

I'm not afraid of clowns trying to kill me

I'm not afraid of nightmares

I'm not afraid of crazy people

I'm not afraid of werewolf's

I'm only afraid of vampires with red eyes.


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"Something" since 19-Something's (18-Something in Jasper's Case)

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987


Things Found Only in America

1. Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America - are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America - do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America - do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America - do banks leave both doors to the vault open & then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America - do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway & put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America - do we use answering machines to screen calls & then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America - do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America - do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America - do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all."

.10 Ways To Act Like A Retard
1. Pull on a "push" door.
2. Talk backwards
3. Say you're going to mow the cat and feed the lawn.
4. Say random things at random times... Oh look! Freddy the Polar Bear followed me home from the pizza store XD
5. When you hear your name say, Dumm Dumm DUMMM...
6. Go to an Itallion restaurant and ask for sushi.
7. Try to speak Japanese to a Spanish lady.
8. Try to pay with a credit card at McDonald's for a 1 thing.
9. Ask yourself a question and then answer it.
10. Run around with your eyes wide open yelling, "I'M A TREE STUMP!"

10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place You're Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant


Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real.

This is evil me. Evil me locked nice me in a closet years ago. Don't like it? LIVE WITH IT. lol.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. :O

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass


-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.


AU = Alternate Universe. Story does Not follow the plot of the story.

AR = This is where the world is the same, but some (or most) basic canon facts are different, e.g. for Naruto, Namikaze Minato never died and is Hokage, or in Harry Potter, Harry never goes to Hogwarts, instead being tutored by his godfather. AU and AR are often used interchangeably, with AU being more common in most fandoms.

AH = All Human. There will be no vampires, aliens, cyborgs or anything that is not human/animal in the story.

AN = Author's Note. A notice, question, or other comment that the author of the story needs their readers to see.

POV = Point Of View. The eyes that we read through as we follow a fic. (EX: The Twilight saga is Bella's POV.) If written in the third person, no specific POV must be declared.

Ship = It means that you support a specific pairing. They usually have conjoin names (Eg: Jasper/Bella - Jella)

OneShot = There is only ONE chapter in the story.

Flamer = A term used to describe someone who enjoys commenting or reviewing a person's story harshly, only pointing out the faults, often using heavy sarcasm. The comment or review left by such a person is known as a "flame."

OOC = Out Of Character. The actions or personality of a specific character will be different from what we deem normal for that specific character. (IE: Twilights Rosalie might be super nice to Bella right away in an AU fic, which would mean Rosalie was written OOC. Or in Harry Potter Voldermort is the good guy and Harry Potter is the bad guy.)

OC = Original Character. A person not from the books will be featured in the story. An OC character is usually made up by the aurthor.

HEA = Happily Ever After. Rather self-explanatory.

Non-canon = This is used mainly for pairings. If, for example, you read a Jasper/Bella, Tamina/Garsiv, Draco/Hermione story you are reading a non-canon story; because it does not feature in the books/movie.

Canon = It DOES feature in the books. This is often used both for pairings, and for plot. (Eg. Rosalie/Emmett, Bella/Edward, Harry/Ginny, Tamina/Dastan, Aragorn/Arwen)

Lemon/Smut = Any non-kid-friendly material, always in a sexual reference. A lemon is most always R rated, while smut can be hidden in between the lines in something K rated.

Slash = Male and Male smut. Gay pairing.

Femmeslash = Female and Female smut. Lesbian pairing.

PWP = Porn Without Plot. Graphic lemons written for the sake of being a lemon.

Outtake = It's technical definition is a chapter which has been taken out. However, it's universally used as a term for a chapter written in another character's POV. Usually posted at the end of the fic.

WIP = Work In Progress. The fic is not yet finished.

Darkfic = This is a fic where dark themes and events are strongly present. It deals with situations like slavery and misuse of sex. Very often includes some sort of physical abuse towards another person. Drug use or graphic death can also constitute a darkfic. (IE: The majority that I have seen are in the HP fandom. In particular, Draco Malfoy buying Hermoine Granger to be used as a pleasure tool.)

RR / R&R = Read and Review. It means, basically, that if you read you should be nice enough to review. Us authors love feedback, it is half the reason we write. We like to try and grow as writers.

OTP = One True Pairing. This is the ship that an author has declared their favorite. It can be crack or canon. An OTP is usually very natural-feeling and easy for an author to write. Though unusual, an author can have two OTP's per fandom. (EX: I, myself, cannot decide between Jasper/Bella and Alec/Alice for the Twilight fandom.)

Fluff = A type of fic which has a generally happy atmosphere, rather than loads of smut or angst. Of course, one could always write a specific type of fluff and change that. (IE: Tragic Fluff will be all angst and someone dies.)

WAFF = Warm and Fluffy Feeling. It's super fluff! lol. Usually-K-Rated things that just make you gush with happiness induce WAFF.

Songfic = A fan fiction based around or inspired by a song. The contents should have something to do with the lyrics. Usually a one-shot. Please not: That if a story has no plot and just lyrics it can be considered plagiarism.

Mary Sue: The 'Perfect Woman' who has no flaws what so ever and overly idealised. Usually predictable and lady-like.

Gary Stu: Male version of 'Mary Sue'.


When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy.

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange peoplel them.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. - Anonymous

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. - Anonymous

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. - Stephen Baker

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isnt it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.


if you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.


I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.

I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something.

I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.

I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.

I'm the girl that walks like i am proud.

I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.

I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.

BUT i''m also the girl that carries a book in her purse.

I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.

I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad.

I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next i will be laughing like an idiot.

I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "brat" and "Weird" but i take that as a compliment.

I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and i write.

I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I'm the girl who isn't a people person.

I'm the girl that doesn't WANT or NEED a boyfriend.

Im the girl who thinks boys aren't worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken?

I'm also the girl they call "friend" you are not alone.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When you are told "well you deserve better" by others, I will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.


when you live: live like your dying.

when you laugh: laugh until you cry.

when you love: love them like they're leaving forever.

when you dance: dance like nobody's watching

when you learn: study like there's a huge test every day

when you speak: speak like its judgment day

when you sin: sin with the knowledge that Jesus died for your sake

when you sing: sing like a mute person who just got their voice back

when you read: absorb the words as if you were there

when you pray: pray like your talking to your best friend

when you eat: eat with the knowledge there are others who haven't eaten in days

when you drink: drink with the knowledge that people have died from dehydration

when you walk: walk with the knowledge Jesus is walking with you, and there are others who cant walk

when there are only one set of footsteps in the sand: know it is then that Jesus carried you

when you're hurt: heal with the knowledge that there is always somebody who has it worse

when your sick: get well with the knowledge people die from worse diseases every day

when you run: run as far as you can, but make sure you find your home

when you party: party hardy

when you make a goal: exceed it

when you cry: cry knowing that eventually there wont be anymore tears

when you get mad: take it out on an inanimate object, not a person

when you read this: read it with the knowledge that i sin, and although i wrote this, i don't always follow the rules.


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you know what a lemon fly is(for those who don't, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever given in to that impulsive with a satisfying SMACK!, copy and paste

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have a friend that scares you when they have sugar, copy this into your profile

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question,

If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?
Are children who act in 'R' rated moves allowed to see them?
Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out." ?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt."?
Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy?
Why is it when some products you have to turn upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn down?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
True love isn't free, but I'd pay anything to have it
real life isn't full of happily ever afters, just bursts of happiness that don't last very long
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
The world is cruel... get used to it!
Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
The evil gnomes poked me in the but wit a stick.
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
Welcome to the world of very scary fairies!
For those who think fairies are innocent little creatures...
Killing gnomes with sporks!
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
Checking away messages. It's like stalking, but no one knows you are doing it. I even have people's names on my buddy list that I don't know, but I hear they have really good away messages. Some people really put their all into away messages. There are the people who document their every move: "I am taking a shower, but when I get out, I am going to pee, shave, and then iron my pants. Call me if you need me before I go to the mall at 2pm." Then there's the creative one: "I am away from my computer right now." And of course there's that one from the really cool guy: "Yo its Friday night, I am drunk, and not sitting up looking at away messages" Funny how that guy never seems to go idle.
Don't take it personally.. but you smell like an ice cube
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
Busy poking my neighbor with a spork. shes really old and wrinkly this is fun muahahaha
Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot
Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
Feeding my pet old person right now...!
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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?
I do what cheerios tell me.
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.
I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my hande, here is my...other handle? crap. now i'm a sugar bowl
I'm bartending at an AA meeting
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (haha just like Edward Cullen!! :D)
I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in background: "Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!" me:" That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that..."
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
yo-yos were invented as a weapon
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before. ;)
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverb
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
“I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers
"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown
"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite
Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" –Unknown
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein
That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” – Unknown
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown
“He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown
“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
I used to hate it when aunts and grandmas, used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "Your next" "Your next". Well they stopped doin that crap when i started to do it to them at funerals.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that idiot upside the head
Pass it on...
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out loud?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series)Edwardcullenrocks(Edward Cullen-twilight, Yuki and Kyo Sohma-fruits basket, and Alexander Sterling-vampire kisses series)Cocoloco123(Jasper Hale/Whitlock-Twilight ), Rath101(Jasper Hale/Whitlock-Twilight) arrowthroughmyheart (Anubis- Kane Chronicles, Sasuke-Naruto)

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
The few people who would die laughing if the newest fashion was not breathing are brilliant
Good friends give you a ride. Close friends buy you a car. Best friends are the getting-away-from-the-scene-of-the-crime driver.
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.
WARNING:Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. NOTE:Do use an axe to kill a fly on ur enemies head
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Emo kids have cool hair
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
I called your boyfriend gay.he hit me me with his purse

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.


Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge


WORDS OF WISDOM: Just some little quotes and sayings to ponder...

"What is a friend? Someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you forget the words."

"It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong."

"He who hesitates is lost."

"The future depends on what we do in the present."

"Do not follow where the path might lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

"The real leader has no need to lead- he is content to point the way."

"Where there is no vision, the people perish."

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."

"Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom."

"The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook."

"A wise man learns from the mistakes of others. A fool learns from his own."

"Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing at all."

"Most of the shadows of life are caused by us standing in the way of our own sunshine."

"After the game, the king and pawn go into the same box."

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."

"If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else."

"What you dislike in another, take care to correct in yourself."

"We only learn in two ways- by reading, and by association with smarter people."

"Take calculated risks. That is quite different than being rash."

"The only way of finding the limits of the possible, is by passing them and venturing into the impossible."

"Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action."

"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."

"You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something at some point in your life."

"It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness."

"We always strive after what is forbidden, and desire the things refused us."

"Every generation laughs at the old fashions, yet religiously follow the new."

"Nothing can bring you peace but yourself."

"We don't live in a world of reality. We live in a world of perceptions."

"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you don't stop."

"Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it."

"Ask yourself this question: Will this matter in a year from now?"

"Present fears are less than horrible imaginings."

"It is the trouble that never comes that causes loss of sleep."

"You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time, you must make it."

"A man who dares waste one hour has not discovered the value of life."

"Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions."

"Obstacles are great incentives."

"Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom."

"If we did all the things we are capable of, we would astound ourselves."

"The destiny of man is in his own soul."

"Be silent, or say something better than silence."

"Many can argue, not many can converse."

"Hear the meaning within the word."

"Arguing with a fool proves there are two."

"The more you say, the less people remember."

"He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat."

"Failure teaches success."

"It is good to learn what to avoid by studying the misfortunes of others."


"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?


I promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob, When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett, Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.


The Kane Chronicle Pledge:

I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.

This pledge was written by Chick With Brains.


HARRY POTTER OATH!!

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius's sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo's Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.


Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
After the marriage: Read it bottom to top leaving out the last line


14 Things to do with friends when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code five in house wares!" and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

14. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!!"


Top 75 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator:

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hot line from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

Throw a rave.

Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "Won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"

Have a heated debate with yourself.

Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

Drum on every available surface.

Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friends. Use the same name for all of them.

Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

Propose to the other passengers.

Challenge people to duels.

Sell Girl Scout cookies.

Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

Shout "Food fight!"

Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

Shave.

Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

Practice your kung fu.

Make racecar noises when people get on and off.

Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

Fly a model airplane.

Do yoga.

Play the accordion

Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word


98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about, copy this into your profile

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever danced in the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slammed into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile. (Every day)

If you’ve ever tripped over a flat surface, copy and paste this.

95 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump; copy and paste this if you’re a part of the 5 yelling "Jump Bitch!"

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

I find "good morning" contradictory

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career; it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'Define normal.'

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you do this, copy this and put it on your profile.

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons, throw them at someone

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

When life gives you lemons, make Shirley temples, and make everyone else wonder how

When life gives Edward lemons, he throws them AT MIKE

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people’s eyes

When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.


If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.


Love is patient
Love is Kind

Love is slowly losing your mind


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
So why aren't you?


:) smiley face
:D very happy face
:( sad face
;) wink face
() shark
O:) angel
3:) devil
:/ unsure face
:O scream face
8) 'cool' glasses face
>:( close eyes face
* : 'kiss' face
:P stick out tounge face
_ laughing eyes face
] robot
:3 cat smile face
:'( crying face
o.O 'wow' face
8- 'shades' face
:v pacman
>:( coughing laugh face
>:o same as above with mouth open
:putnam: human head
-_- annoyance

(. . . and a bunch of other ones that aren't fb faces)


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...

Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--

Don’t ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--

Post this again after reading!!


(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


Put your MP3 on shuffle and the song you get is the answer to each question (this is my own little rule—you have to comment! Because it’s more fun that way! :D):

1. How does the world see me?

Toxic - Brittany Spears

(Yeah, that's right. I'm addictive.)

2. Will I have a happy life?

Angel - Leona Lewis

(Don't really know what to say to this.)

3. What do people really think of me?

Oh Star - Paramore

(Glad to know that I'm so loved.)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

When It All Falls Apart - The Veronicas

(Guess not.)

5. How can I make others happy?

Let's Be Bad (SMASH Cast Version) - SMASH Cast

(Um, I'm really in the habit of sleeping around.)

6. How can I make myself happy?

Misguided Ghosts - Paramore

(Don't really know how this would make me happy.)

7. What should I do with my life?

Moments Between Sleep - VersaEmerge

(Strange, I don't really think that I should go with the message that they are sending here.)

8. Will I ever have children?

So Much For You - Ashley Tisdale

(I'm guessing this is a maybe?)

9. What is some good advice for me?

Where The Lines Overlap - Paramore

(This is optimism. Let's hope.)

10. What do I think my current theme song is?

Falling - Florence The Machine

(I guess this is kind of true.)

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Everything I Want - Steve Rushton

(I've only ever felt this way about one person. He is moving back to Germany.)

12. What song will play at my funeral?

Because of You - Kelly Clarkson

(Okay, I'm a little freaked out. It said the same thing in the other one I did earlier. Is it a sign?)

13. What type of men do you like?

The Closer I Get To You - Beyonce Feat. Luther Vandross

(This can't be true because I only date guys that I don't like. It's a bad habit.)

14. What is my wedding day going to be like?

Naughty Girl - Beyonce

(I guess I probably do that but maybe on my wedding night

15. Why am I here?

Don't Forget - Demi Lovato

(Wierd.)

16. What will people remember me for?

See You Again - Miley Cyrus

(So, I'm a spaz?)

17. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?

Anything But Ordinary - Avril Lavigne

(Well, that's fine. I actually like this out.)

18. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?

Me, Myself, and I - Beyonce

(I think that's a no?)

19. What will this year be all about?

I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry

(So, by next year, I'll be gay? Not sure what to make of that.)

20 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Everytime You Lie - Demi Lovato

(It's okay. No one will here me. Probably.)

21 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Girlfriend (Remix) - Avril Lavigne Feat. Lil' Mama

(Maybe not.)

22 - Your message to the world:

Hold Up - Demi Lovato

(You should always be open to love.)

23 - Your deepest secret:

Slow Dance - Keri Hilson

(My deepest secret is that I want to sleep with someone that I love? Nope. My deepest secret is much worse.)

24 - Your innermost desire:

Ghost Of You - Selena Gomez

(So I want to leave someone. That really ties in with #12)

25 - Your oldest memory makes you think:

Do Watcha Gotta Do - JoJo

(I don't think that I could've been hurt this way that young.)

26 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

A La Nanita - The Cheetah Girls

(This is a lullaby.)

27 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

I Will Be - Avril Lavigne

(I'm not that ambitious in the morning.)

28 - Right now, your feelings are:

Franklin - Paramore

(I'm not really feeling nostalgic.)

29 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Miracle - Paramore

(Maybe the person I'm falling in love with is pessimistic. And, yeah, I guess I do live like I'm not alive.)

30- You’d describe your best friend as:

Best For Last - Adele

(Um, I'm not really in love with her.)

31- You'd describe yourself as:

Only If for a Night (Live) [MTV Unplugged, 2012] - Florence the Machine

32- Your friends describe you as:

Let's Get Crazy - Hannah Montana

(I don't think so.)

33- In an elevator you are most likely to:

Me Without You - Ashley Tisdale

(In an elevator?)

34- Your philosophy in life is:

No Mozart - Natasha Bedingfield

(I am a free spirit. NOT!)

35 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:

The Hiders - VersaEmerge

(I feel like this is a little rude. Maybe I'm wrong.)


Write your top ten favorite Twilight Characters then answer the questions below: NO PEEKING...

1. Rosalie
2. Jasper
3. Jane
4. Angela
5. Alice
6. Emmett
7. Charlotte
8. Esme
9. Kate
10. Alec

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before? Jane/Esme: I don't think those even exist.

2. Do you think four is hot? Angela: Maybe?

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant? Esme/Rosalie: Not possible.

4. Do you recall any fics about two? Jasper: Oh, yeah, tons

5. Would four and five make a good couple? Alice/Angela: They'd make a sexy couple.

6. Seven and three or seven and nine? Charlotte/Jane or Charlotte/Kate: Charlotte/Jane. I imagine them to both be fairly sadistic. They'd work well together.

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation? Rosalie/Jasper/Esme: I think that she'd be a little wierded out. They would be a strange couple.

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. Jane/Alec: Their love was forbidden. Sinful. There was incredible heat between their lips and as Jane slipped her tongue in Alec's mouth, they were both finding it very hard to care.

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff? Rosalie/Esme: Probably, I never thought to look.

10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic. Emmett/Jasper: Never Knew a Love Like This

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one? Angela/Rosalie: Rosalie goes to pick up Bella from Angela's one day because Edward is hunting. Bella is taking a shower, so Rose and Angela end up talking.

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Alec: Fuck...

13. If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose? Kate: Landscape (Demo) by Florence The Machine

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be? Rosalie/Alice/Kate: Lemons aplenty

15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight? Angela/Esme: I don't think she'd say much. Angela seems more like she would only be able to work up the courage for an impulsive kiss.

16. If three and five got married, what would nine say? Jane/Alice/Kate: I'm really glad that gays can marry now. (Kate always struck me as the underhanded bitchy type. Or maybe just one that liked to push people's buttons. At least that's what I got when she grabbed Renesmee that one time.)

17. What would ten do if one was scared of four? Alec/Rosalie/Angela: Laugh like hell, what's Angela got to be afraid of.

18. What would seven say to insult two? Charlotte/Jasper: I'll give you another scar!

19. One loves two, but two is after three who’s currently in a relationship with four and cheating on four with five. What happens? Rosalie/Jasper/Jane/Angela/Alice: Angela finds out about the affair. She goes and slaps both Jane and Alice. Jasper sees this and takes it as his opening. Rosalie sees Jasper hitting on Jane after the breakup. She yells at him. She goes to a bar and gets drunk. Rosalie wakes up the next morning in bed with Jane. (Assuming that this is AH)

20. The ultimate five-some. Who’s in it? Two/Six/Seven/Nine/One - Jasper/Emmett/Charlotte/Kate/Rosalie

21. Two and four hate each other, but two is with three and four is with nine. Nine and three are siblings. What happens? Jasper/Angela/Jane/Kate - Jasper and Angela end up together.

22. Nine and one? Love or hate? Kate/Rosalie: Hate

23. Do three and five get along? Jane/Alice: Totes.

24. Two walks in on one/six. Are they angry? Jasper/Rosalie/Emmett: Nobody's angry. Everyone knows Rose and Emmett are mates.

25. Seven/one? Do they make pretty children? If so, what does the child look like? Gender? Name? Charlotte/Rosalie: Not possible. But I imagine that it would be twins. A boy and a Girl. David and Olivia. They would be so hot.

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So Much To Learn by AdhesivePrincess reviews
Elizabeth experiences how difficult being a pirate really is. Harsh reality, incredible adventures and subtle magic combine to give her quite an education. And Elizabeth is not the only one with much to learn. AU, whelp-free, J/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 114 - Words: 266,745 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Clarity by TheWheelofFate reviews
"You are the piece of me I wish I didn't need. Chasing relentlessly, still fight and I don't know why. If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?" Sequel to 'Walk the Path Stained with Light'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 300,926 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Sasuke U., OC] Naruto U.
Moments In Time: A Close Up by AppleL0V3R reviews
Prompts from Moments in Time that I was requested to expand on, there will 495 total. Collection. ItaSaku. Current: 92. 90 Imagine: I Wish. They say 'be careful what you wish for,' but in Sakura's defense, she didn't ask for this. Modern AU. Supernatural. Next: 93. 91 Gift: Without Wax. All she ever left was an unsigned gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 225,015 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/23/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,754 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 2,641 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 261,686 - Reviews: 3945 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Fulfilling Obligations by forbiddenharmony7 reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened in the 19 years between the last chapter and the epilogue of Deathly Hallows? Or what happens afterward? Totally, completely, and eventually H/Hr, but we have a long road to get there! Rated T for language & sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 212,607 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Beginning to Question by kissinghollie reviews
Starts summer after OOTP. Harry begins asking why, and gets help from an unexpected source to start facing his life head on. H/Hr will be H/Hr/others will contain m/f & m/f/f/f with occasional f/f and a soul bond with a twist. ****On Hiatus****
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,401 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 3,418 - Follows: 4,014 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.
Hallowed by Shinysavage reviews
Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,268 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P.
AnkoSensei by Lady Briett reviews
When Mitarashi Anko comes across a crying eight-year-old Uchiha Sasuke, she feels like she should do something. And that something is to teach him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,640 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Anko M., Sasuke U.
Major Desires by Tamilya reviews
Edward takes off to Alaska after he meets Bella and struggles with her scent, as well as 'other feelings'. Meanwhile, James is passing through town looking for his next meal - Bella. What happens when Jasper saves her...sort of? Will she hate him for it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,183 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Judge of Character by Heiress of Lohaust reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and think she's friends with Severus Snape. But when we go back to the fateful day he loses his pants, onward and through to her sixth year, will she realize one of them is not who he seems?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/14/2016 - Published: 8/19/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sometimes, Dreams Can Come True by katandjasper reviews
Bella never falls in love with Edward. She is 19 years old, and she has been running for almost 10 years. Who is she running from, Maria. She ends up running right into Jasper's arms. Not really good with summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 305,108 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Moments of Bliss by moonymaniac reviews
Remus Lupin is a man with a tragic past, one filled with pain, suffering and sorrow. But it is also a past filled with great adventure, true friendship and...love? Marauder's Era. Remus centric but loads of the Marauders. Mainly RLOC, with some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 452,090 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/8/2016 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Remus L., Marauders, Lily Evans P., OC
Shades of Green, Shades of Red by AppleL0V3R reviews
Collection. 16. Laundry - Weekly: Once a week, he does the laundry. Once a week, he sees her. Once a week, she wonders why he doesn't do it more often. Modern day AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,021 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Bonds of a Forced Marriage by Velirae.1245 reviews
Elizabeth is voted Pirate King by Jack Sparrow. Yet, when she finds out that she must marry Jack in order to become Pirate King, or the EITC will succeed, she relents. Will she ever learn to love him, or will she always see their bond as unfortunate? JE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 183,062 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
A Knock on the Door by MahoganyFlames reviews
Lily and James became friends during their 6th year and nothing more. Then a fight at the end of the year forces them apart. Could a knock on the door change everything? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 8/19/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Honorable Granddaughter Hikari Sarutobi by Twi-Chan456 reviews
Hikari Sarutobi has just become a full fledged ninja! Follow her as she faces obstacles, sadness, and many challenges with her teammates and Sensei! Sorry for the crappy summary! SasukexOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 226,722 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sasuke U.
My Life at College Part 2 by EdwardismyFav reviews
ALL HUMAN-My life at College CONTINUED.Bella had finished her first year at UW and is still madly in love with the man of her dreams.Her life with him and the friends she's made have turned her life upside down.A lot for the better but some 4 the worst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,925 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hook, Line And Sinker by Nikohruchan reviews
Sakura Haruno, medical kunoichi of Konohagakure is taken by the S-Class Organization Akatsuki as bait for the Nine Tailed fox's Jinchuuriki, Naruto Uzumaki. As Konoha tries their best to bring her back, Sakura must determine where her loyalties lie, and what Sasuke Uchiha really meant to her. Revision Started 01/08/2016
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Akatsuki, Team Seven
Danger Magnet by etraxler reviews
Set during New Moon. The Cullens leave and Bella eventually finds herself in need of help... again. She ends up with the vampires she least expected... SORRY! I really suck at summaries. eventually M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 138,437 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Bound by deardeer reviews
Five years ago, Ren left the village with one goal in mind: to break a bond that's plagued her family for the past century. Even now that she's back, it's the only thing she's concerned about and she will go to any lengths to be free. canon fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 120 - Words: 691,197 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., OC - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4019 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Is It More Than A Distraction? by Adrian's Little Dhampir reviews
Rose loves Dimitri. Dimitri loves her. They can never be. Rose needs distracting. Adrian Ivashkov is perfect for the job. But what happens when a distraction turns into more? Where does that leave eveyone? Starts during Frostbite, changed to a T rating.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,609 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Rose H., Adrian I.
What I Learned at SRU by D3stiny-Sm4sher reviews
A modern college AU with an original plot, SRU is based in part on my own personal college experience, weaving together characters, concepts and themes from ATLA & Legend of Korra with my own life to create a tribute to the Avatar series and an exploration of young adulthood. SRU!Gaang & Smellerbee (& later on Korra) are protags along w/large supporting cast. Some strong language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 135 - Words: 1,122,104 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 10/22/2010 - unknown 9, Smellerbee - Complete
Rise of the Uchiha by AlphaEph19 reviews
One decision can change the world, but it's not as easy to change it back again. To his shame, Itachi saves his brother at the cost of losing his village. Now the shinobi of Konoha are enslaved or scattered, hearts full of vengeance but bereft of hope. As for Naruto, he is finally acknowledged... by Madara. When the battle lines are drawn, how will he know where to stand?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 368,310 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14972 - Favs: 21,687 - Follows: 21,336 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 190,300 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,096 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
He Is Nephilim After All by PixelPatronus reviews
"It is a bit sad when the marks on your neck were not given to you by your vampire lover." Mainly WillXMagnus, with a little bit of parabatai-love teaser thrown in : boyxboy and not for the youngin's!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Magnus B., Will H.
Every Other Midnight by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Professor Potter and Head Girl Lily Evans... The Dark Decline
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 986,893 - Reviews: 4632 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 1/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14718 - Favs: 19,945 - Follows: 17,464 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hey Diddle Diddle by macawtopia reviews
Lily & James are in their final year and they still can't stand each other; he is still hurting from when she rejected him but is too arrogant to show it and she is too proud to admit that she might have been wrong about him…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,517 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 4/13/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power by Sage Ra reviews
A story about Harry in Slytherin house wielding the elder wand and the powers of an elemental. Features annoying Weasley's, an OFC, a flawed but good Dumbledore, an indifferent Snape and lots and lots of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 409,300 - Reviews: 4075 - Favs: 6,122 - Follows: 4,857 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Unlike a Sister by MADharmony reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry told Ron he saw Hermione as his sister. Now Hermione is in danger and Harry's feelings for her begin to change dramatically, jeopardizing everything he once knew. An Epilogue compliant fic. Rated M for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 225,547 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33348 - Favs: 20,876 - Follows: 16,437 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gypsy Caravan by WitchdragonGC reviews
5-year-old Harry Potter overhears his aunt complaining to his uncle about the "freaks" camping nearby. Maybe if they are the same type of "freak" he is they will want him? This story is complete, I plan on updating at least twice a week.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 233,732 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Story of Lily and James by Annunminuialiel reviews
Following the HP books memories. Filled with adventure, troubled times, dark marks, a half-blood prince, marauders, werewolves, the Order of the Phoenix, resolutions LPJP and more! Starting in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,877 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
True Hearts and Truly Home by IzzyBFFAddict92 reviews
**COMPLETE**Twilight retold. Bella has always felt that she was different. After moving back to Folks to live with her dad. Bella learns not only how truly different she is, but also the world around her *AU*OOC*Bella/Jasper*Rated M for Sex&Lang*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 296,244 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 5,511 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Compulsory Butterflies by Majesta Moniet reviews
It was only his colors she was after. How she ended up with all of him instead is something of a story. Alec/Clary. AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,933 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Alec L., Clary F.
Volturi Mistress by Cairadawn reviews
100 or so years after her eighteen birthday Bella is apart of the most powerful coven in the vampire world. She has her life together until someone from her past comes back. AU, J/B First story Please be kind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 152,163 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 1/24/2011 - [Bella, Jasper]
Alls fair in love and war by Cheynee reviews
The journey of love and hate between Lily and James through school up until Harry is born. Marauders pranks, school romance and cute times. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 367,857 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 5/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Slowly Slipping Away by Sayuri-hime reviews
Memories are slowly starting to resurface. Everything doesn't make sense to her any more…as far as she was concerned she didn't know him so what exactly is going on? Why now? SasukexOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,037 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Walk the Path Stained with Light by TheWheelofFate reviews
This is the story of an avenger, a Jinchuriki, and the girl who stood in-between them. She has her own past full of secrets that comes back to haunt her. Follows main storyline. SasukexOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 191,759 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - [Sasuke U., OC] Naruto U. - Complete
Surpassing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 519,766 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
The Guardian of the Moon by nateulm reviews
The war has been over for nearly a year, and Naruto has be proclaimed an international hero. However, the shadow of a promise looms over him, as he awaits the day when Sasuke returns to his side. Rated T for language and eventual sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,028 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How the Stars Shine by Nerdfighter In Training reviews
Alec and Magnus are two of the most succsessful musical artists of their generation and they're back in Brooklyn at the same time. What happens when their worlds finally meet after knowing about each other for so long? Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,593 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Promise me all your Tomorrows by lostloveladyintn reviews
What if fate had been behind the birthday incident? What if Bella and Jasper were meant for each other? What if fate had big plans for them? There is more to them than meets the eye and who is keeping the secret to their true identity. This is a story that takes us on a journey with all the characters. But it is Bella/Jasper romance. I take Jasper back to his roots and past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 181,599 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Childhood Friends by honeybood reviews
After the slaughter of his clan, young Sasuke finds himself under the protection of Konoha's oldest and most powerful noble clans. Little Hinata is asked to aid in his recovery. Thus begins the tragically imperfect friendship of Uchiha and Hyuuga as their innocence dies together. SasuHina. R&R! No flames please.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,202 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Path of my Brothers by The Elemental Kunoichi 4 reviews
A bright white path illuminated in the darkness of an empty space. It symbolized the unification of her brothers and their outstanding achievements that she wished to make as well. And so her goals, her dreams, her decisions, and her life relied on where that one path would take her. But what happens when, on an unfortunate night, the path splits... Full Summary Inside. Sasuke/Oc
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,076 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sasuke U.
Depths of the Heart by Kiyori-chan reviews
Magnus is a pirate, Alec a mermaid. I honestly don't know how to summarize this so that's what ya get. It's better than it sounds I promise. Rating is likely to go up as chapters progress.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 99,647 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Elemental Goddess by wizardtho reviews
Starts where Edward leaves Bella in N/M, but this is not your normal Bella, and soon the changes start to take effect. With the changes comes the prophesy, and all that entails. What is Bella? Main pairing is Bel/Jas/Pet/Char, but it doesn't end there. OOC *Updating when Possible*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Bella, Jasper, Charlotte, Peter
My Deliverance by twinsuns09 reviews
Voldemort's rising reign of terror, NEWTs, death attempts, a Headship, a tangled affair with James Potter, hilarity, grief, love, secrecy, maddness... it's almost hard to believe that I've survived to graduate. I am Lily Evans, and this is my 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,496 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
We'll Make It Through by Ghetto Anime Princess reviews
Shikamaru and Temari didn't realize how close they were until Shikamaru was hit with the tragedy of Asuma's death. At the same time Ino seems to make her move. Through it all Temari goes through an issue that changes her life. Can they make it through?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 172,491 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Living for the Moment: Book 1 by silvermoony77 reviews
All Alex Ratcliff wanted to do was dance. However, weird things happen when she does, like flickering lights…and exploding ones. When her guardian invites an old friend to explain these strange happenings, Alex learns more about her past and herself than she ever expected. Follow Alex as she learns magic and tries to keep her secret: she was with Harry that fateful Halloween night.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,651 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 11/26/2010 - OC, Hermione G., Harry P., Ron W.
Facades by venusnv80 reviews
When Bonnie wakes up in the middle of the woods a little battered and confused, there's a hand waiting to help. Is the person a friend or foe?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,716 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B. - Complete
Living for the Moment: Book 2 by silvermoony77 reviews
Alex Ratcliff is back for her second year of Hogwarts, hoping for a normal time at school. How much more trouble could they get into anyway? But when is life ever normal when you are best friends with The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,634 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 1/3/2011 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Living for the Moment: Book 3 by silvermoony77 reviews
A mass murderer is walking the streets once again. He wants revenge and justice, he wants freedom and power, he wants Harry Potter and Alexandria Ratcliff. And he will stop at nothing until he finds them...Full summary inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,450 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5919 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
What do you want from me? by ChinaWolf reviews
Alec wants to be with Magnus forever, and needs to become immortal to do so. But Magnus isn't so keen on the idea... Rated M for lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,949 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Tears From the Moon by StarryOwlEyes reviews
AU: After WWIII, its forbidden to love another man or be anything other then 'perfect'. A young student follows in his father's footsteps, but meets a boy that will change his life forever; with blood on the streets, and a nation still at war. Slash R&R
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,053 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Jem C., Will H.
Making Us by Mistress Whitlock reviews
When Victoria comes for Bella the unthinkable happens. Who will be the one to lead vampire race once the dust settles?. AU Lemons in future. Jasper and Bella. This story has mature themes only 18 and older PLEASE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,911 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Charlie S., Jasper - Complete
Head Over Feet by jessicax0210 reviews
2 complicated to explain disclaimer goes to ally carter, based on zach and cammie, a twisted cinderella story with my own twists thrown in. read it, review it, and subscribe. Can't love it till you read it:D lotta zammie, but i spice it up
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,970 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Masks Are For Masquerades by kenilyn reviews
Post CP1. Will Herondale feels as though he's shattering to a thousand pieces. He threw away the harsh and uncaring mask he wore for so long, only to be hurt by the one he loved most. As he tries to put the mask back on, someone stands in his way, destroying his walls and breaking the mask without even knowing it. So will he leave the mask and live happily or flee in fear of pain?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,327 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Will H., Jem C.
A Hokage's Son by AboveTail reviews
The 4th Hokage was able to survive sealing the Kyuubi into Naruto. Follows Naruto's rise in the Ninja world as the son of the Hokage. Strong Naruto, Pairings Undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,933 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Weapons of the nations by Sarge619 reviews
A mysterious young youth, two parallel universes, 4 sacred weapons possessing both great power and the ability to summon the great elemental dragons. Rated M for course language, violence and kinky bits. Ships Taang, Zutara and Sokka X Suki
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 210,239 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Toph, Aang
Cold Love by JaycieferandCursedGilbert reviews
What if Alec lived back in the Victorian age? And what if Alec wasn't just a Shadowhunter, but had a ability? When a series of events make him go to London, he suddenly finds out that not everything is black and gray and good verses evil. Will he control his power, or will his power control him? And how will a certain Warlock react to this? Is love really stronger then anything?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
One Choice to Make a Difference by jlmill9 reviews
This is a sequel to my reading the Harry Potter books series that I did, where the marauders and Lily are allowed to have one memory from that experience to try and changer their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 165 - Words: 533,762 - Reviews: 2594 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P.
Lucifer's Angels by EnidanEkieh reviews
AU. Alexander used to fight the Heavens under the orders of The Dragon but the war was lost and he had to fall. He awoke as a human but life on earth holds a lot more challenges than he could have expected. Magnus/Alec, Jace/Alec, Jace/Clary
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,359 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Legacies by JTX1000 reviews
In a time when peace governs the world, the Land of Lightning is threatened by a new evil. Shoryu Aizawa, an outcast from his own clan, finds himself in the middle of the brewing conflict and must learn fast in order to survive. 200 years post-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 41 - Words: 306,733 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 10974 - Favs: 9,728 - Follows: 8,642 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Miracles Do Happen by isabellaluvsrpattz reviews
What if Gabriel Lightwood hadn't sided with his father in Clockwork Prince? What if he sided with his brother, Gideon ,and the Institute. What if he was walking to the Institute one evening when he ran into a girl. A girl who he couldn't get out of his mind. This is the story of Cecily Herondale and Gabriel Lightwood.Full summary inside. Rating may change to M later on...
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Gabriel L., Cecily H. - Complete
The Memories by charrrr reviews
Sequel to 'The Exception'. "He was grateful for the second chance, yes, and he wasn't going to give up on Alec… But Magnus just needed some time to wrap his head around the fact his boyfriend couldn't remember falling in love with him." After a bad car accident, Alec suffers from amnesia and forgets five years of his life... Can he and Magnus ever rebuild their relationship?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,273 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Warlord by amaris12345 reviews
Who is Jasper Whitlock? He is one of the world's most feared warlord. What does he want from his fake life with the Cullens? He wants power and he wants his mate, and he will do anything to get what he wants.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 160,509 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Work of Art by Toowhiteprincess reviews
Bella had been a member of the Volturi for years but when Aro tells her to visit Forks, Washington to report on his friend Carlisle Cullen. Aro gives her the option of staying with them. eventually Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,313 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 4,522 - Follows: 4,023 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10681 - Favs: 12,262 - Follows: 8,317 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ancient Shrine of Providence by pottercomplete reviews
Why were the prophecies sent in the first place. It begins at the end of DH. Chapter 43 is done. Will post soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 505,416 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Ginny W.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,305 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
James, My Boyfriend? by CateandBaze4evr reviews
James Potter and Lily Evans have been good friends since 5th year. But what will happen when James has some girl trouble and asks Lily to pretend to be his girlfriend to help him out.Will their friendship become more? Or will it be ruined forever? Plz R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,110 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rise, Rebel, Resist by leggy freak003 reviews
They came again, they took him from me, and I broke. Now the pieces are scattered, and I'm looking for revenge. They will die, by my hand, if it's the last thing I ever do. With Jasper's help, with everyone's help, the Volturi will fall. Rated for adult language, situations, and themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,751 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Choices We Make by Itachi is KICKASS reviews
My version of Kakashi's talk with Sasuke in Naruto episode 108-109. Then it spins off into a short alternate version of what could have happened if Sasuke never left with the Sound 4. Rated for violence and language. Inspired by alli444's similar story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,032 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Mated Forever by emosniperwolf reviews
Bella learns hours after Edward tried to dump her that she is mated to Jasper. She's not sure how she's going to deal with it, but she does know that she is gonna be with him. Pairing: J/B, E/R, C/Es, Ed/A R&R please! rated M for lemons & mentions of rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,417 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper
It's A Baby Stupid by Penelope Jones reviews
Everyone's favourite odd couple are back in this action packed sequel. They've faced wrathful parents and drunken mistakes plus a slightly unhinged Dark Lord. Now they're facing their toughest challenge yet… parenthood. Sequel to Marry Me Stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,943 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Welcome to my World by Shannon xxx reviews
Muggle Studies class was boring. That was the only word for it. But when Professor Boiren sprung a field trip upon us to Muggle London, and I was partnered with James Potter, it could no longer be called "boring."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,947 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Misinterpretations by FantysmalAdorations reviews
Magnus and Alec have been close friends for a while. When they finally admit their true feelings, good things happen. : All human, high school, T for vulgar language. Please read and review. Some Clace, Sizzy, and Talax pairings. Sequel will be called Make the Move
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,869 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B., Max L. - Complete
The Heart of Light by valiantmongoose reviews
Alec, a wounded soldier, moves back to New York to heal and get over his love for his squad mate, Jace. While there, he meets Magnus Bane, the promiscuous and seemingly callous eyes and ears of the city. Will the two be able to heal each other?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Of Lilies and Broomsticks by Bucky0o reviews
The sequel to 'The Stag and the Doe.' This fanfic follows James and Lily's seventh year and onward- all the way up to the very ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stolen Kiss by pugsleys mom reviews
While Edward and Bella discuss how she doesn't see how pretty she really is , Edward lets slip that Jasper may see her the same way he does .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,316 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Gathering Closeness by sometimeswelose reviews
In COA, you don't really get to see how Malec forms, apart from, you know, what's important to the plot. So here's some imagined happenings. Characters belong to Cassandra Clare, and not to me. M because of reasons...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,846 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Palazzo del Te: Destruction by Gabriel Tannin reviews
After three years of hiding, Magdalene Markus is found by a past friend. Unwilling at first, she returns to the wizarding world in the heat of the first war against Voldemort. Sequel to Palazzo del Te.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - OC, Sirius B.
That's What You Get by efearthling reviews
"You never mentioned a female cousin now that I think about it." I raised an eyebrow at Grant. "Sure I have," Grant said. "You didn't mention that Cameron is a girl." "Technicalities." He shrugged. FullSumInside.Z/C.AH.T. ON HIATUS.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,197 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Devil's Due by xRockwriterx reviews
Alec Lightwood is sent to a Christian boarding school for mislead and troubled teens to sort out all of his "problems". He refuses to change and rebels, all while a relationship grows with his new roommate, Magnus Bane. What Alec doesn't know is that the real devil lurks nearer then he first thought and might be the one that saves him. -An AU fanfiction-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,950 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Brave New World by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ He reluctantly, wistfully, accepted the fact that he would just have to take back what was his after his revenge. And he wouldn't allow for anything to get in his way. "I'll make you mine."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,395 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Amneisa by MirameiJinx reviews
Sakura is involved in an accident during a mission, and is taken in supervision by Team 7 until her memories recover. The only person Sakura is having a hard time working with is the Uchiha brat. (Re-continued) SasuXSaku. Slight/faint NaruXSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
The Marauders and Me by Snuffles-sweetie reviews
It all started with James Potter suddenly appearing in my kitchen. Little did I know I was about to be sucked into Potter-verse and experience the ride of my life. SBOC,JPLE,RLOC. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 140,587 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC - Complete
Castles Made of Sand by Cersanthamum reviews
Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood are two utterly different people. What will happen when their worlds collide? Everything that is broken, is meant to be fixed. Set in AU - Highschool. Infernal Devices/Mortal Instruments cross-over. R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 176,290 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Brave New Hope by AnneRG reviews
After surviving the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, Sirius and Mia Black need to deal with the second war against Voldemort at the same time they fight to keep their family safe, including their godson, Harry Potter. Sequel to 'Brave New World'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 508,752 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - [Sirius B., OC] Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Sixty Days by blackmittenz reviews
"You know what, I bet you one hundred thousand yen that you can't make one girl fall in love with you in," Naruto paused in thought before pointing a finger in Sasuke's face, "Sixty days!" Oh what has Sasuke gotten himself into? Sasuke X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,846 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Winds of Time by ausland reviews
A change of events during the Horcrux Hunt; Hermione is sent to another dimension, trapped in Hogwarts during the Maruaders' seventh year- 1977. She has to wait for the winter solstice, when Harry will come, and the summer solstice, which will send them both back. Chapter 11 Edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 222,557 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Falling in Love in Volterra by BreakHerDown reviews
Bullied ever since starting school, Bella's had enough come freshman year. Her father send her to a private school in Volterra, Italy where she ends up falling into the Volturi's grasp. Normal pairings, excluding Edward & Bella. Rated T- just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,494 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bella, Alec
The Girl in the Looking Glass by GhostOfBambi reviews
AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bound by Mutt N. Feathers reviews
What if Harry's parents weren't killed by Voldemort? What if, by meeting a little girl from Wales while they were in school, all their lives were changed. AU story for the years prior to canon. A/N: Re-edited 6/2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 283,453 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Bloodline Part 2 of The Jutsu of Love by Marchgirl reviews
Naruto's returned home, stronger. Family, friends and his wedding are his first priorities. Naruto's happy but it doesn't last. The truth about his past will finally be revealed and then there's Sasuke's past rearing it's ugly head. Lies and secrets hurt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 734,238 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Paradigm Shift by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
Bella's life as a Cullen was near perfect. But what happens when Jasper and Bella return from three days away and find that everything they knew, everything that was has been changed forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,648 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,513 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Changing Yesterday by Villainess Foul reviews
The Cullens left, leaving a broken Bella behind, What happens when she suddenly gets thrust-ed back in time and comes face to face with the Major and a horde of newborns? How will a human like her survive getting home while in the midst of a vampire war?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Undercover by loveliveLOL reviews
When Joe Solomon gives the whole Gallagher Academy a secret mission where they have to go undercover, Cammie, Bex, Liz, and Macey will face conflicts and will have to solve them. Lots of action and romance between Zammie Zach Cammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 70,332 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Fallen Cherry Blossom by HatefulRodeo reviews
Readjusting his robes to sit normally the man left just as quickly as he came, leaving Draco to his thoughts. He remembered nothing past six months ago when he had awoken in this very room, unharmed though dazed, and told that he was a wizard and had been given to Alice to work so he could pay off the debt his family owed. Yaoi; Don't Like? Don't Read! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,550 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He Nearly Killed the Cat by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Triple-cross, DV/HP canon/Anne original, now complete. What if James and Lily Potter's cat wasn't just any cat, but the only survivor of the Pack from an alternate world? And what if she discovered she might not be the only one left after all?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,695 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Untitled by Rurippe reviews
How Uchiha Itachi and Yamanaka Ino slowly and surely fallen for each other. *I'm not good with summary. Please R&R*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,325 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Ino Y., Itachi U.
Luck by yuugiri reviews
They said luck was what happened when preparation met opportunity. That must mean she was just really very unlucky. GaaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,012 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
The Cherry Tangle by monshari reviews
In a world where misery is golden, New York's highest elites strive for one thing only—the top of the food chain. But when the popular kids suddenly become the popular gay kids, and when the tiny freshmen freaks start dating the highest of the high, the rules are twisted—just like a cherry stem. ALL HUMAN/AU [SHORT HIATUS]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,633 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Between the Lines by Kiyori-chan reviews
Alec is an aspiring writer, who can't seem to find the emotional connection to make his work more intriguing. When he meets Magnus, his concepts of love and happiness are forever changed. I suck at summaries, so bare with me. Rating will likely go up.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,439 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Only Human by xsymnia-deactivated reviews
"Perfection, that's what he called himself." James Potter: Chaser, playboy, public relations nightmare. If Lily Evans can survive just one year as his publicist, she'll be rocketed into the Hall of Fame. But it won't be easy, nor will it be pleasant. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,865 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Head's Common Room by TrueLoveIsAlwaysThere reviews
Lily and James are Heads and they get stuck in the common room over Easter break. What will happen when they are forced to spend 7 whole days with each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,925 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Trust of a King by brownpaperbags reviews
Merlin is forced to use his magic at the worst possible moment. Sorry to all who had favorited my old story. For some odd reason it deleted all of my chapters and wouldn't let me upload them again. Here is round 2. Please, please, please review. I live for them, I really do.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Desperate Departure by YaoiFreak4Life reviews
With Tessa & Jems wedding closing in Will's absence from the institute has no one concerned, except for Jem that is. He believes it to be due to him and Will's actions the night before his departure, the unspoken night of unholy confessions. Will Jem understand his feelings before he finds him? Will x Jem
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Jem C., Will H.
Human Elemental by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Three years have passed and things have changed a lot for Bella... After all she's not just a human... So what happens on the date of her 21st things change when someone brings a certain cowboy back in her life? JXB PXCh Ra:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,931 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] [Charlotte, Peter] - Complete
Saya Uchiha by Sunfla reviews
In the leaf village everything is as it should be until this girl shows up. Who is she? Another Uchiha? It can't be. Right? Isn't Saskue the only one left? Who is she what is she doing here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Sasuke U.
First Steps by Lili Evans dotcom reviews
Bonus scenes that were cut from All Over Again. Do NOT need to read this to understand AOA, but really MUST read All Over Again to get this! Got it? D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,845 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Six feet deep and smiling by A.K.A.TINY reviews
"You can tell the Major and his Captain if they want me to fight for their cause they better come after me themselves" I spat my face inches from his own./ She was powerfull and they wanted her.Bella never met Edward instead she a powerful vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Danger Line by mychemicalbitchbot reviews
AH AU Malec. Alec is shipped off to a NY boarding school after the incident. He's determined to be apathetic, but will his roommate stop him from destroying himself? Darker fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Before The Fawn by andelyn kinsey reviews
Before Harry, before Godric's Hollow, before the Dark Lord was defied three times... Lily Evans and James Potter discovered that neither of them were what the other had expected, and embarked on a relationship that would change the world as they knew it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 508,841 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
You and I by LisaLovesCurry reviews
A series of stories focusing on Magnus and Alec both their romance and their individual experiences during "The Mortal Instruments" series , this fic is rated M for eventual lemons. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,866 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,779 - Reviews: 3389 - Favs: 7,431 - Follows: 5,548 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Perfect Circle by ophelia-syndrome reviews
Deep down inside of me I always wanted to be stopped.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 222,702 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Bite by Shuichi Saito reviews
When Magnus -an aspiring advertisement model- is brought to London for his latest shoot, he's anything but happy. But after returning to his hotel room that night, everything that Magnus knew and loved was ripped from him. Not only is the virus contaminating London. But it's contaminating the world. There's nowhere to hide from The Bite. AU Fanfiction. Malec with other pairings.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,550 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
All Fired Up by MsEerieChastain reviews
A chance encounter in the elevator with the mysterious, sexy new hire sends Bella's world reeling. It's been eight years, did he honestly think she'd be happy to see him? F*!#ing absurd. She's grown up and moved on, or has she? AU/OOC Over 18 only pls!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,481 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
What Infinite Heart's Ease by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Canon era AU. Betrayed by the people he loves best, Arthur finds comfort in the arms of his manservant, Merlin. In the wake of Uther's death, the unrest to the east intensifies and shocking secrets are revealed. Arthur/Merlin, Slash. Written for the 2012 Paperlegends challenge.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,276 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Closer by SilentStar-009 reviews
Ino knew the day she met Sakura her life would change, she just didn't know how. Its where it all started...the day she decided to make her bloom was the day her future became entangled with his...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 277,487 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Incomplete by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When her father told her she would have to marry a guy she knew nothing about, just because that was the best for their family, she knew she couldn't say no, just like she knew she wouldn't be happy. She just never imagined it to be that bad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 248,502 - Reviews: 3197 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
We Are Young by merlotte456 reviews
AU. Set in high school how original I know Alec meets Magnus at a party one night and sparks fly.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,587 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Love Potion No 9 by blackdragonsghost reviews
When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 171 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Descent of Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry is a retired Auror and magical theorist studying pure-blood families' problems with having children. When he discovers the reason, he's reluctant to publicize it. But a budding acquaintance with Draco Malfoy may make it hard to hide. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,129 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Aristotle's Mistake by Merina Green reviews
The intrusion of outside forces-most notably friction-prevents things from behaving perfectly according to their nature. Running forever seems easy, especially when one fails to figure in family. This is the 3rd installment of Bella and Jasper's adventure
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 137,716 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Reap the Hurricane by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. After the war, many people decide to leave for uninhabited but magical worlds. On the eve of his immigration to a new world called Hurricane, accompanied by his friends and godson, Harry discovers that Draco Malfoy is also on the list of emigrants. COMPLETE. Sequel on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,501 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Alec's Fallout by 8note and The Pen reviews
It's about how Alec reacts to *spoiler for COG* the death of his brother. Set before COLS. Hope you like it. Read and Review. Pm me if you see mistakes. Do not own any characters mentioned or used. Self abuse in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
We Don't Get Fairytales by gryffindorkxx reviews
"What happened?" I could feel the words coming. I didn't want to say them. Saying them meant that it was true, and I would give anything for it to not be. "I killed him."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,976 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Cloudy With A Chance Of Something by donutsweeper reviews
Modern AU. As Albion's Sexiest Bachelor for four of the past five years Arthur could have anyone he wanted, but as it happened the one man he wanted was an oblivious baker named Merlin who had no idea who he was.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Love Found In A Clothes Store by Better Than I Know Myself reviews
AU/AH Alexander Gideon Lightwood works in a run-down clothes store despite his parents' disagreement to his job selection. Then, one day a glorious and sparkly stranger starts to come into the store to donate flashy, and rather tight, looking clothes. Alec's first thought is, "What is a guy like that doing even NEAR a store like this?" Full summary inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Here We Go Again by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The Next Generation has survived tragedies and enjoyed happiness during their first years at Hogwarts. Now older, smarter, and more united, their bonds are tested as life keeps getting harder. Everything starts to get challenged when emotions change, when new people arrive, and when evil decides to play with them. Sequel to 'Leave Out All the Rest'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 190,946 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
City of Hellish Fire by HikariMelody reviews
Post COLS. Magnus is dealing with the heartbreak of the break up and after a few weeks, Isabelle comes and tells him that Alec has gone missing and the way he did is rather alarming. She recounts what happened while Magnus has been absent, causing him to regret ever leaving Alec alone. He agrees to helping find Alec, but when he finds him, he might not be quite how he left him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,574 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Hunting a Killer by bloody.silver.soul reviews
Alec Lightwood is the most wanted man alive. lucky for him though, nobody knows what he looks like. Magnus Bane is assigned to find out why he does what he does. but when he finds out, will he still want to bring the criminal to justice?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,355 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Related by Blood by Sashadora reviews
Late at night, a little girl knocks on the door to the boarding house. She doesn't know why, but after one look at her Damon does know... Who said vampires can't procreate?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,083 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Damon S. - Complete
The Tears of a Broken Heart by Girls' Wings reviews
Sakura knows what it's like to be left alone. It's happened twice. And yet it still fathoms her that no one has taken a second glance at her. Until that Uchiha boy shows up. If she thought she had a heartache yesterday, just wait until she meets Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Harry Potter: The Prequel by Damahom reviews
A story told from Lily Evan's point of view, beginning from when she first found out she was a witch and ending in her death. My goal is to stick very close to JK's plot line and only fill in the spots she left blank, which are many
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 106,891 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love Can Defy Time by dax-fox reviews
Alec and Jace accidently end up back in time... in Victorian London, how will Jace react to meeting his ancestor? How will Alec react to meeting a Magnus who has never known him and is in love with another?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,247 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
I Know You by pinkneonglowstick reviews
Masked behind Ty Lee's simple comment at the beach was a whole hidden past. The secret history of the Crown Prince and the wrong best friend.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Zuko, Ty Lee
A Delicate Line by darkNnerdy reviews
Bella is alone once again and trying to outrun the darkness left behind for her. Will she escape or was she meant for that life all along? Very OOC. AU with Dark themes. Takes place after NM. J/B edited version ch 1&2 are up as of 7-08-2012
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,836 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Before the Beginning: Year 5 by amorawolfe reviews
Prequel told mostly from Lily's perspective during the dramatic action of her 5th year - how the friendship between Lily and Severus unraveled, and how relationships between Lily and the Marauders developed. Reviews are appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,821 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Unknown Sibling by Averial Flames reviews
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro had a sister they never knew about. She currently lives in Konoha, as a member of Team 7. Slowly but surely, she falls in love with Sasuke not for his looks, but because of his character. However, when she meets her siblings in the Chunin exam, what would she choose? Love or family? Sasuke x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,777 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U.
Durability by I Am Number 6 reviews
He wanted her and she wanted him, it was as simple as that. He knew he'd been right when he said she would've broken Matt. xRebekahXDamonx
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Damon S., Rebekah - Complete
Going Under for the Third Time by busymommy reviews
Jasper is a surf bum trying to escape his past, Bella is a graduate student trying to find her future. Will a chance meeting during a surf tournament pull them under for the last time? AH/AU/non-Canon/ rated M for lemons, language, themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,268 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Suicide Room by Forever Waiting For Love reviews
One innocent kiss changes Alec's life forever. He begins to isolate himself from the outside world, spending all his time on his computer where he meets Magnus, a 19 year old boy intent of killing himself - if only he had the courage. As Magnus and Alec spend more and more time together over the Internet they decide to meet up, though it may already be too late for Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Mortal Instruments: City of Tears by Lady Fandom reviews
Clary and Jace run across a peculiar, young girl who can't seem to remember who she really is and has evidently been treated quite horrifically in the past. When Magnus finds that he knows the girl, the group uncovers a horrible plot against Downworlders.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,107 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Just Memory by tarte reviews
CoLS - Everyone has to give up one happy memory. Tricky, when the past is already threatening to tear them apart. How do you choose what moments to remember - how does your decision then impact your future? Some people may need to realize that the past is a part of them - like it or not. Malec. Disclaimer: They're not mine.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
You Didn't Seem to Mind by ChaseThisLightWithMe reviews
Another One Shot. Alec is lost in the rain and his phone has no reception. He stumbles upon a red brick warehouse hoping to find a strangers kindness. Knowing Alec's luck, it'll be more complicated than that.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The camping trip of many 'odd' things by bloody.silver.soul reviews
simon, clary, alec, magnus, isabelle and jace go camping. its a ten hour drive though, and some of them are enjoying the ride, while some others *coughMagnusandAleccough* are enjoying it a lot.M for language, suggestive things, and content.most MI couples
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
College of Love by shanpagne16 reviews
What will the Swan 'sisters', Bella, Rosalie and Alice, think of the new hotties across the hall? Can these girls handle all that has been thrust upon them? *wink, wink* A/H, **BACK FROM HIATUS**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,942 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Exception by charrrr reviews
Alec and Magnus used to be best friends. Now, Alec hates Magnus. Will they become close again while on holiday with their families or will it make Alec hate him even more? AU, AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,489 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Uchiha Riz by 1Aryana reviews
Itachi has a younger sister whom is just as powerful as him. Older than Sasuke, she still acts like a child and she absolutely adores both Itachi and Sasuke. And she knows the real reason for the clan's destruction. How will this change things?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,105 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2009
City of Revenge by AmeliaRiver reviews
It has been over 2 years since COLS. Alec is a walking zombie, Clary and Jace are married and have a child, Simon and Izzy live together. Magnus has been less sparkly than usual. He watches his ex with wishful eyes. Will they get back together. Will the world, which has bee quiet for the shadowhunters for so long, fall apart when a threat arises. And what does he want now?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
City Of Dreams by AmeliaRiver reviews
Alec Lightwood doesn't know what he really is. He has been living in a small apartment with his mother and sister, but he starts to remember a flash of a huge house-well house wasn't really the right word for it- that he used to live in. All of these memories included his father. He had more questions than he had answers and he didn't know where to start. Continued in story...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,576 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Forgetting you by BeyondBirthday133 reviews
For the past almost week there's been a warlock following Alec, he claims to know him but Alec has no memory of him. But why does he seem so familiar? Just who is this Magnus Bane?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,465 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Light Up The Sky by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Lily and James are still grieving twelve years after Harry's death. He'd be 13 years old if he were alive. The war against Voldemort is more intense than ever. Three mysterious young Death Eaters keep helping the Aurors out. Read the full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 147,763 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
ePiKk FaLe by myfavoriteloser reviews
"Because Pig," I said calmly, "I accidentally told Uchiha Sasuke, AKA my BOSS that I think he's gay to his face and now he's out to reap my immortal soul." "...Yeah, I get THAT part, but why do you have to hide out in MY house?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,112 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Missing Brings People Together by realtrashwriting reviews
After a fight with Lily, James disappears. At least, it looks like he disappeared. But what really happened? And will he come back? Lily/James & Remus/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 65,378 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Challenging the Limits of Love by NatDragneel-icious reviews
2 girls are making the 2 Uchiha's fall for them, can they do it, but what happens when the 2 Uchiha's try the same thing? Who will fall first and who will win the challanges? 2 girls, 2 boys, 4 challenges isn't this going to be fun. Sasuke/OC Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,332 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
It Happened In Vegas by milliondollarsmile reviews
19 year old Cammie has not yet met Zach Goode. What happens when their worlds collide in the glamorous Sin City? The top CIA agents, a dangerous mission, and so much more at stake as Cammie opens up her heart to a new love. I promise you'll love it!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,102 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood have finally taken their romance into the media's public eye. However, all is not champagne and roses. There are a few faces from their past who might want a piece of their success. Sequel to Misery Loves Glamour.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,119 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
It All Started With A Baseball Game by magicalheather603 reviews
Bella is watching a baseball game and catches a foul ball with her face. Jasper is there to take her to the ER. What happens when they spend time together for the first time?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,862 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Jasper
Everything happens for a reason by piusangel04 reviews
What happens when Bella befriends the new girl at school? And the Cullen's leave b/c of what happens at the b-day party? What happens when Bella finds out her new frined knew everything and never told her? Everything happens for a reason. OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 184,239 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Lost Paradise by Daemonic Maid reviews
Sakura walks the fine line between paradise and damnation as she deals with consequences of her decisions. Tangled in the deceitful web of the gods, she fights for the life she loves. *SasuSaku*OCwarning* *Later chapters undergoing rewriting. To be updated soon*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,476 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Not Afraid by MerielTLA reviews
"Alec...Alec Lightwood" I shook his hand "Nice to meet you…I'm Magnus Bane" and for the first time I could see his small smile and I was sure that with that, that wimpy dark kid had stolen me forever. AU Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,690 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Revenge of the Cupboard Snoggers by MaypleCstl reviews
The Marauders are tired of Lily's constant interruption of their midnight activity with the girls. That is, until they find out Lily's Secret. Then it's time for blackmail. "Revenge is an ugly word. We'd like to call it- getting even" JL. AU. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,942 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Just tonight by HelaLady reviews
'For pain and sorrow the color is white'. How far can the thought of your most beloved person take you? How far can two people get when they have the same thought? How far can a forbidden love go?
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Jem C., Will H.
That Forgotten Spark by PencilDamage reviews
Jace & Alec share a moment, but how do they deal with it without hurting everyone around them? Jalec, Malec, Clace, Sisabelle, and any other pairings that I might include later on. set after CoG, before CoFA
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,501 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Alec L., Jace W.
Dancing Spirits by phillygirl91 reviews
Kou's name means peace and was given to her by the monks that raised her in the Village Hidden at the Gate. She is the ninja world's Spirit Guardian and must master the kekkei genkai passed down by her ancestors in order to bring peace and balance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,784 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
I Don't Trust Myself with Loving You by FoolsRushIn reviews
What if Barney had seen Robin that night at MacLaren's instead of Ted? Barney/Robin. AU of season one.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,349 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Addicted to Your Lies by UntamedHeartx reviews
Bella, living at the Cullens, discovers her newfound love named Jasper Hale after the death of her beloved, Edward, while Jasper unfolds the horrid truth of Bella & Edward's secret.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,454 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Blood of an Angel by Edwards-Ebed reviews
After Clary leaves, Jace falls into a state of depression and begins neglecting his health; he becomes closed and starts to reject those around him. It leads him, not only to become a victim, but to find out just how special his blood truly is.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
back to you by MuslimBarbie reviews
They're vampires after all. Destroying things is sort of what they do. - Damon/Rebekah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Damon S., Rebekah - Complete
From Beginning to End by madamwolf reviews
The famous marauders, from the day that thay stepped foot into Hogwarts until the time they leave. I know it's really long but I've been told worth the read. PG13 for language and gore. RemxOC SirixOC no mary sues. Sequel is there. BEING REWRITTEN AS SEPARATE STORY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 109 - Words: 212,854 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
Rich Girl by Forever Optimistic reviews
AU. She was a lonely rich girl born into a life of arranged marriages. He was the reclusive marauder nobody but his friends knew much about. They were different in almost every way, except that they were falling in love with each other. *Epilogue added*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daughter of Dark Magic and Blood Curses by Gabriel Tannin reviews
Cadence is determined to hunt down Peter Pettigrew and prevent him from aiding Lord Voldemort. Over the Triwizard Tournament she scrambles to find her Father and destroy him before he returns, while also raising a teenager who wants to know her father.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 130,992 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - OC - Complete
City of Light by Heimarmene reviews
When Clary and Isabelle are accidentally Portaled to London 1878, they find a world they've never known. Soon followed by Jace, Alec, Simon, and Magnus, they and their ancestors chase a villain who has the power to change life as they know it. Hiatus.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,582 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - [Isabelle L., Jem C.]
Carnal Desires by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: Edward and the rest of the family goes hunting for the weekend except Jasper who stays behind to watch Bella. But what happens when more than innocent thoughts and touches become involved. Will the two be able to resist the temptation.OOC/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,317 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Emptiness Inside by Callicokitten reviews
"We are one now, little brother." Sebastian and Jace are now one person. Sebastian's taking control from Jace and is determined to ruin Jace's life; starting with Alec. Jalec, Malec and dark themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
The Tragic Demise of Bobby by Spun reviews
Five-year-old Max makes a great discovery. Nobody is impressed, least of all Alec. It ends very tragically - or not tragically at all, depending on your point of view.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Max L., Alec L. - Complete
The Boy In The Mirror by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
Alec never believed in ghost stories. How wrong he was.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Damon and Rebekah A Love Story by spiritedghost reviews
Picks up the morning after S03E14- Dangerous Liaisons. While I will try to stick to Canon, there will be subtle personality differences to the characters. Pairings will not be what you expect, there will be character death. The title says it all. Enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,600 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Damon S., Rebekah
The Tailed Beasts Tamed by Tankou001 reviews
The bijuu have been captured one and all. Uzumaki Naruto is dead at the hands of the Akatsuki. The statue to hold the bijuu couldn't hold and the bijuu escaped, taking the forms of young human women. What will happen to them now? M for EVERYTHING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,054 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009
I'll Wait For You by Hazelmist reviews
Grace Adams just wants to live, but Hogwarts' Most Eligible Bachelor, the war, and a crazed serial killer keep getting in the way. SBOC LJ AF RLOC. Sequel to I'll Fight For You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,465 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Alone by Tukiko K reviews
He couldn't imagine life without her…truly without her. No more soft smiles. No more secret gestures. No more letters that ended with 'love always.' He would be truly alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 117,541 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Not Love Story by Silva Bramley reviews
She wanted to find her perfect prince. He wanted to avoid love entirely. She was bursting with sunshine. He was a Debbie downer. They made absolutely no sense together, and yet, they formed an unlikely friendship. Maybe opposites really do attract. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,747 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Remember Us by xJaackie reviews
1919. Lights, camera; Rebekah. He wanted her, he still wants her but in the wrong way. Only she was his.. once. Compelled of a lost love, and a lost year. Can the two rise up against all odds - or will NiKlaus tear them apart again, this time forever?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Damon S., Rebekah
Agony and Ecstasy by UnaRJ reviews
Bella has two great friends a good job and a kind boss but finally faces the fact that she is no longer happy with her personal life. A holiday is what she needs and boy does she have one! M for a reason. AH OOC Bella/Carlisle and Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,295 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Changing the Future by Choices HP reviews
A story about what happens after Harry and the other have read a book about the future and seeing what they could do to change what they had read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 179,026 - Reviews: 2059 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Vow by Leanne90 reviews
1865 AU: Two feuding families to unite under one arranged marriage but what happens when the Gilbert daughter meets the "other" Salvatore son? Will Elena keep her vow? Or will Damon lure her into his arms?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,926 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Damon S., Elena G.
Such Great Heights by SweetT129 reviews
AH; When Bella meets her internet friends, married couple Jasper and Alice, she tries her best to fight the attraction. But tequila is a powerful thing. After a sexy night together, where will the friendship go? And where will Bella end up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,855 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 6014 - Favs: 3,658 - Follows: 1,993 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Thousand Years by xthesebonesx reviews
Damon struggles when it comes to Rebekah, as he battles his feelings, and his own sanity, in hopes of painting a clearer picture for himself. When he does finally learn what he wants, is he willing to risk it all to finally get it? One Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Damon S., Rebekah - Complete
My One and Only by MrsGoldblum reviews
What would have happened in Phoenix if Edward was unable to stop drinking from Bella? Would a certain sexy Texan come to her rescue? Are Peter and Char super awesome? Rated M for language, future lemons, and The Major. OOC Jasper & Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,337 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Demons by See Them Fly reviews
Everyone has their own demons. When Bella wakes up next to her ex-boyfriend's brother, both are forced to confront their demons from five years ago in order to move into the future. All human. OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,600 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jasper, Bella
The Wrong Perception by theonesakura reviews
"This is going to be perfect for you. The scent of it is going to mesmerise you. You're going to be coming back begging for more. I guarantee you," She said with a sly grin. Non-massacre. NEW CHAPTER
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,615 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Shattered Memories by TheNightWhispers reviews
Sky Razor is just your typical student, or so she thinks.With the appearce of a particular Uchiha and Hyper Acitve Ninja, her life is changed forever.Can Sky return the two boys and unravel her unknown past before it catches up to her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke: Beginning of the End by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
Sequel to Hikari: Path of the Avenger With Hikari gone and Konoha in ruins, Sasuke must make a decision. Will he stay, and help Konoha against the threat posed by the ruthless Madara? Or will he leave once more, and search for Hikari himself?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,958 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sasuke U.
String of Friendship by Ms. Santos reviews
I'm Chieko, and I'm trap in the middle of a fight between my two best friend, who's fighting over a guy... really what do they like about that Uchiha dude...? Chieko OC X many- Naruto season 1 all over again
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,730 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Sasuke U.
Bella Whitlock, HBIC by MsEerieChastain reviews
Sequel to Sassafrass Junction, highly recommend you read that first! With the Volturi vanquished, Bella and Jasper are ready for the next phase of their lives together. Get ready for Democracy and asskickings, Whitlock-style. AU/OOC Mature, Over 18 only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,456 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The One That Got Away by Inuyashagrl101 reviews
"What the hell are you doing!" I demanded as a man dives into the passenger's seat. "Drive!" he yelled back at me, his eyes wild. "What-" "Just Drive!" he repeats frantically. I slam on the gas and speed down the road with some psycho next to me. SasuXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,632 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Muggle Born Protection Act by e.demitria reviews
Voldemort is at large and new Ministry policy is enacted in light of increased Muggle killings: all Muggle-borns are assigned to a Pureblood family for protection. Can Lily learn how to be a Potter...without falling for her new brother?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,380 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Wildflower by Tejanochica reviews
There's a new girl in Konoha, well not exactly new, but the gang's certianly never seen her before, and with her she brings her tale of mystery and betrayal!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 63,665 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Let Me Go by Crystallinee reviews
Sasuke leaves Konoha to find his brother and get his revenge. But Orochimaru has evil plans and he finds himself caught in danger. Can Itachi save him in time? Brotherly love/Slight ItaSasu in later chapters. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,287 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Times, they are a changing by ginnyrules27 reviews
The Quidditch players, Weasleys, Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Luna, Cedric might have Cho, you'll never know move to act on what they learned about the future. Why? Cause they can. Canon parings. T because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,038 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011
Books of Love by RobsBaby reviews
Broken Jasper meets loving Bella when he needs it most! ANGRY DARK JASPER! SCENES OF CRUEL ABUSE AND TORMENT! MUST B 18 TO READ!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 78 - Words: 284,328 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Framework Sanity by Cennis reviews
"Killing things, that I can do. You get in there – stab, shoot, burn, get out. Simple. But, dating... that I don't understand." Magnus/Alec, AU. For Bel.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,209 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
How Much Do You Love Me? by elilover2 reviews
Alec and Jace love each other. In a non-family way. It's undeniable. Read and review. Oh, this is a story about that.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Can't Win by Emeliaaaaa1133 reviews
She's finally healing. After three years of keeping everything locked away,she settles. But what happens when Sasuke comes back? How is Tojiru supposed to cope? By being captured of course! Sequel to Cats And Fans. Sasuke x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,812 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sacrifices by UchihaSkye reviews
Naruto Sasuke and Sakura must make the hardest sacrifices. Naruto fights Sasuke again, but this time Sasuke kills Naruto, then he realizes he made a mistake. He makes the biggest sacrifice of his life to save Naruto. His memory. R & R please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,869 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Vampire Encounters: A Darker Moon by twilightromance4ever reviews
Bella continues to hide out in Forks, but unseen forces are starting to make it difficult for her to stay hidden and in the shadows. "I could feel them out there. Not just Victoria, but the also the ones that were after me. After my family. It scared me."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,211 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella
A different way of Life by Happy Chik reviews
Have you ever wondered how Harrys life might be if Lily and James survived? What if Sirius never went to Azkabahn and he knew Remus long before his third year at Hogwarts? Read on to find out because you know you want to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 135 - Words: 334,273 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 1/19/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Just Need You by RobsBaby reviews
Bad Bella meets her mate, in more ways then one in southern flirt Jasper. VERY DARK THEMES, DRUGS AND LOTS OF JUICY LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,294 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Blood Lines by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
*Sequal to New Wings* The Flock has abandoned Jade and now she's being shot at by Erasers.She falls from the sky and almost dies but luckily a blond vampire saves her life.Now Jade must choose between her first love and her true love.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,482 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Iggy, Jasper - Complete
From The Cold by Dr. Blind reviews
Magnus wakes up in a stranger's apartment. As a prostitute who caters to vampires, he's used to being battered come sun up. But this time there's a boy at his bedside wanting to know exactly what he never asks: what happened the night before?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,399 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Moments In Time by AppleL0V3R reviews
Drabble Collection. 500 Short crazy, funny, serious, angst filled, loving moments between Itachi and Sakura. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Visions of Our Destiny by ForksPixie reviews
Jasper has been waiting 60 years for Alice's vision of his vampire soul-mate. What happens when she knocks on the Cullen door escorted by the Volturi Guard. Vamp Story /AU **On Hiatus**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,525 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Say Goodbye To My Heart Tonight by TheresaRayne reviews
Who is Hinata's mystery lover? Is it Sai? Sasuke? Or is it his older brother Itachi...? Surprise pairing for Hinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hinata H.
When it rains, it pours by Pancake Pet reviews
After years of tension and jealousy; Jace and Alec finally give into their need for each other. Yup, it's Jalec... and, of course, it's slash. It's AU, also-just a heads up. Warnings are inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Please Don't Hurt Me by Silva Bramley reviews
All she wanted was an adventure, but what will happen when she actually gets it? InoxGaara, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 110,196 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
OopsyDaisey by juicyGApeach reviews
And that was when I snapped. This kid had no idea what he was up against. Before he knew it I had slugged him in the face.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Zach G., Cammie M.
For the Best by AnotherNamelessAuthor reviews
"Oh for Merlin's sake Prongs, she's bloody pregnant." James' eyes, which had drifted to look at Sirius, immediately snapped back to staring at me, growing wider. "She's having the first mini marauder. That's why she did her disappearing act on you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,477 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5805 - Favs: 5,422 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Loved For The Better by loveofwrittenword reviews
Sequel to "Changed For The Better". •Jasper/Bella•
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 259,948 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Unexpected Deception by simba517 reviews
A freshman in college, Bella had it all. But, when a tragic accident left her penniless and unexpectedly deceived, what will she do? Who will help her turn her life around?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,419 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Welcome by axsce reviews
Life just isn't fair. Who said it was, anyway?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,451 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rewriting Twilight by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Allison is a dedicated Twilight fan,fanfic author,and has always believed in the Bella/Jasper what happens when she gets sucked into the Twilight Saga as Bella's sister?Does she make her changes or let the saga go out as it was written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,093 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - [Jasper, OC] Bella
I'll Get You To Safety by MewLuna reviews
Three years after the war and Toph finds herself in a desperate situation that only Zuko can get her out of. Can she trust him with her life- or at least long enough to live? Toko. Now a full length story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,556 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Cats and Fans by Emeliaaaaa1133 reviews
After training for 13 years, Naruto's twin sister finally returns to Konoha with new jutsus and a pumped up 'tude! Wait,slow down. She's a jinchuriki too? What happens when she beats Sasuke in a Spar? A rivalry, a set up and a perverted sensei! Sasuke OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,558 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Good Times by TwiGurl5000 reviews
The gAang's in modern times. What happens when the trials and tribulations of high school mix up with unsure feelings of friendship and love? Who'll fall first? What happens when an enemy comes back for revenge? And will someone get hurt along the way?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 146,045 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Aang, Toph - Complete
The Path To My Soul by cullen818 reviews
Jasper leaves the Cullens and rejoins Peter and Char, but unforeseen circumstances bring him back to Forks. Will he be able to pick up the pieces of his life and find happiness? What does Bella have to do with all of this? PART II NOW POSTING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,543 - Reviews: 2983 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Learning to Kneel by Sneaky Snarky Subs reviews
Bella finds herself ripped from her everyday life and specially selected and sold to Jasper Whitlock. Will she give in to him and his dark world in every way imaginable? Or will she resist and try to get back to her own? A/H Dark/Dominant/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,800 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Sasuke's Daughter by NaruLexigirl reviews
Based on the actual Naruto storyline. Sasuke's "daughter" comes back from the future to save her mom. She lands too far in the past however and starts out in the beginning of the Naruto storyline. Follow her through the timeline! Sasu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,688 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Sasuke U.
Redemption Comes When Least Expected by KareBear1965 reviews
Jasper finds Bella in a mental hospital wishing to die. Can Jasper bring her back amongst the living after being told she was dead, he finds himself being drawn to her and not understanding why at first, until he gets a text, which explains why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 105,456 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
IS that Isabella Swan? by Book-Nerd 4 lyfe reviews
Bella was bullied in middle school by Edward and his gang. She gets sent to Italy for boarding school. While there she meets the Volturi and falls in love with Alec. She decides to go home for her senior year. See what happens. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,071 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Alec, Bella
Vampire Mating Academy by runs-with-fenrir reviews
A forced attendance at an academy run by vampires to create the perfect submissive mate for vampire men. One girl refuses to be broken. The Major's Girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,821 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Bella, Jasper
All for one by Abnegation Vampire reviews
"Of all the people to fall in love with Sakura... You just had to pick a him didn't you?" Previously called Cannibal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,888 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chaotic Dynamics by Merina Green reviews
All Jasper wanted to do when they got back from Romania was to spend a long, boring eternity getting to know his new mate. But nature abhors a vacuum. A sequel to "Running".
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,354 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Kisses on the Balcony by ByeByeBirdie reviews
James, Lily, and their friends are back to finish their 7th year. Before they can be released into a dangerous and war-filled world, they first have to confront their final Hogwarts days where friendships & relationships will be put to the ultimate test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 581,101 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 12/4/2007 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
No Promises by Ni-chan9 reviews
Best Friend. Step-Brother. Parabatai. What's a guy suppose to do when they're in love with somebody like that?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Within the Heart of the Ocean by flawsmadebeautiful reviews
She's poor and yet sweet. Engaged to Severus Snape, her best friend. He's loyal and trustworthy, until she catches him in a lip lock with the fiancee of James Potter. What will happen to the two abandoned who were never meant to be until fate stepped in?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Dangers of a Veela's Love by RedxRose reviews
During the second task, Hermione meets a beautiful creature. She tries to figure out what this beautiful creature's intensions are. Warning: Femslash, AU, very OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Fleur D., Hermione G.
Always Running by fallgoddess reviews
Bella is a nomad. Alice has a vision of her in need of help. But what happens when the Major is the one to get there first? C/es Ed/a r/em and j/b
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,752 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Against all odds by ophelia-syndrome reviews
They are about as different as they could possibly be and yet they found together, but apart from the usual problems relationships bring with them, fate doesn't seem to work in their favour.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 527,129 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The College Years by Xtina316 reviews
Sequel to Forks High. The gang start college in New York. Full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,230 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lethiferous Injurious Devastating by FaithfulGrace reviews
since the Cullens left, they heard a news report the the Swan residence was burned down with Charlie & Bella inside. Peter is on his way back from a hunt and runs into her. She has a warning for the Cullens, Major and his SIC. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,928 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper
All Over Again by Lili Evans dotcom reviews
Since the fateful night in sixth year, Lily and James had made no secret of their mutual loathing. But when their new positions as Heads forces them into unwilling cooperation, old wounds reopen and new truths are brought to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 338,385 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
My true Mate by Beautifully Imperfect0212 reviews
Edward left Bella and never came back. What she doesn't know is that he left her for Alice, his true mate. A lot can happen in 85 years. She decides its time to go back to her roots and along the way will get some surprises. Currently Editing...Will not be adding any chapters just fixing mistakes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,149 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 3,324 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Quiet Summer by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
HIATUS. L/J. "The first duty of love is to listen." In arguing, neither gave up. But when James finally walks away and Lily is left standing in his wake, the echo of his silence ringing in her ears, something changes in her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,321 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Roughing It by Livelier reviews
"The class of '77 is going camping!" McGonnagal announced in a falsely cheery voice. "With Professor Slughorn!" She glanced around before tacking on one last detail: "No magic." James fell down the stairs. R&R? Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,966 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Never Saw You by The Gallagher Girl reviews
Excerpt: "Dude, anyone one of those girls could be the ones who are trailing us." "I know that, Grant. I'm working on it." As boys moved on, hazel eyes glanced up to watch them. They didn't see her, no ever did.Why would they?She was Cammie the Chameleon.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,671 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9400 - Favs: 4,421 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Bella's Suicide New Moon AU by Fakin'it reviews
What if Bella chose action over catatonia to deal w/her pain? What if she blew her brains out, but Jasper changed her anyway? Could venom reconstruct her brain? A newborn vamp with the blank slate mind of a newborn human? Sad at 1st, but HEA later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 279,597 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In Public, I Call Her Sister by naelany reviews
Vera's been Rosalie's best friend since they were babes. They're also in love, though no one can ever know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Rosalie, Vera - Complete
Atmosfear by Rath101 reviews
With her life a disaster, Bella tries to end it, only for Rosalie to intervene. With a vengence in her heart Bella seeks justice, only to be delayed. Unforetold events occur. Vampires Vs Newborns. Abilities Vs Experience. Hate Vs Love. Who will prevail?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 65,034 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Wishing for a Miracle by RubyPearl reviews
Being this close to James Lily realized how good he smelled: Like body soap and shaving cream. Unlike most boys his age, who usually drowned themselves in cologne, James didn't appear to have on even a drop. One thing was certain: His scent was intoxicati
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,937 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 3/7/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Pax by Mortissues reviews
Part Three of The Whitlock Saga. It seems that Happy Ever After is a competition. Can the Whitlocks win?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 102,926 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Learning the Ropes by SaccharineGray reviews
Nothing could have prepared Orochimaru for what did stand in the doorway: it was a girl. With pink hair. And she was saying, "My name is Sakura Haruno of the leaf, and I want to join you. I want to become strong."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,142 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
tHirTeEn by twolipps reviews
In the aftermath of war, the Volturi have given Bella a choice-live as a vampire among the Guard, or die. What will she choose and will Jasper be willing to train her as a newborn and then give her up at the end of 13 short months? Vamp/Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 177,386 - Reviews: 1773 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Darkest Night by TheGreenBook reviews
Sequel to Leave The Lights Off. This starts two months after the ending to Lights. Will's relationship with Magnus continues as he deals with the lives and family Jem left behind. Slash and M rated content, please review and enjoy.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,009 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Will H., Magnus B. - Complete
House of Cards by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Alec Lightwood is building a house of cards, to keep people far, far away. It's filled with hidden hearts and the thoughts of emotionless kings, but it'll tear with one beautiful ace. Winner of Towers of Alicante August prompt.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Hidden Love by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
"When he left he took everything with him.My hopes, my dreams, my family.I thought I'd never love again. Until I found it in an unexpected person." -Bella. Full summary inside. Rated M for lemons later on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 55,046 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Souls Abound by robst reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2441 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Kick in the Balls by Mutt229 reviews
Bella is entering her senior year of college with her two best friends and roommates, Alice and Emmett. Her final year in college is going to be one for the recordbooks, as Bella and her crew invite two new roommates to share their house with them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 147,383 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
In A Heartbeat by ConsultingTimeLordIn221B reviews
It is often said that it is the past that defines the future. In their case, their present day choices affected the Wizarding World as they know it. If she had not opened her heart to him, who knows what would have happened? LE/JP SB/OC RL/OC AP/FL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 317,460 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fool Me Twice by DawnieS reviews
Lily Evans is pretty, intelligent, vivacious… and accused of murder. James Potter is privileged, arrogant, and conceited… and her best chance at avoiding Azkaban. If only he wasn't convinced of her guilt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,380 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Silver Doe and a Stag Marauder by abba2zabba15 reviews
Lily/James. "There are rumors that say that two people with corresponding Patronus shapes are meant to be. I never put much stock in it. But perhaps, Mr. Potter and Ms. Evans, you are more connected than you realize."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Prongs and Lily: Back For Good by PeachyKeen13 reviews
Set during "Prisoner of Azkaban". James and Lily have returned, alive! How will everyone at Hogwarts react? How will Harry feel finally having a family? What mischeif will the Marauders cause now that they're back together? Everything you'd expect! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,000 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
This is Us by birchermuesli reviews
It's our last year at Hogwarts, and against everything that my mind is frantically telling me, I'm now falling for James Potter. He's dating another girl. Now, what in Merlin's name has gone wrong with the world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,878 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Forbidden Plays by 0ShatteredPenance0 reviews
Cammie was to inherit the family business, so was Zach. They meet each other and instantly know there's a connection between them. The only problem is: Their families are sworn enemies. Based off of Romeo and Juliet. AU Zammie story.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,493 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Leaving the Twilight Universe by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
The Cullens and Jacob are magically transported to the normal human universe where there are no vampires.They have to go to school as normal humans and put up with all the drama.Can they handle what the girls have to say about the Twilight Saga?OOCness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,277 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Discovering the Truth by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
After Discovering their Future, through the help of a battered old book, Lily and James would give anything to change what fate has in store for their unborn son. Part 2 in Series. JP/LE, RL/OC, SB/OC. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,503 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3887 - Favs: 8,113 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Green and Hazel by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily and James have graduated Hogwarts, and continue on with the adventures their lives holds in store for them, in the anticipated sequel to Flower and Prongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,815 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Terrors of HermyHog by themalfoypuppet reviews
I've planned my marriage with Harry since I was eight. We're meant to be. We're sooo in love. So Hermione should keep her hands of my soon-to-be-husband. Can't she see he doesn't like her!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Silent Promise by nerdynovelist11 reviews
"Look at me and tell me I'm not disgusting, Jace." Alec Lightwood needed reassurance from the one person he thought he'd never get it from: his Parabatai. Light Jalec. Mostly friendship. Takes place during City of Glass.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Long Road to Ruin by Dance Elle Dance reviews
Jasper would know that beautiful brunette anywhere; she saved his life when he was little. That was why he was so surprised to see her in Forks...that, and the fact that she hadn't aged since the day they met. JasperBella, vamp AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,178 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/28/2009 - [Jasper, Bella] - Complete
What Happened Next? by Hagger10 reviews
What happened once Albus got on the Hogwarts Express? Read about the life of Albus Potter, his family, and his friends in this story told from the point of view of many characters. Not an Albus/Scorpius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 171 - Words: 377,502 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
The World I Leave Behind by NES85 reviews
Harry went into the forbidden forest to let Voldemort kill him, but was taken prisoner, instead. He is believed to be dead, and Ginny, Ron, and Hermione struggle to find a way forward. Canon is followed up to Chapter 34 of Deathly Hallows. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 216,029 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
pushing daisies by koalakoala reviews
She tells him thank you with the pretty side of her face and he tells her he's sorry. / Four times Sophie almost told Jem she loved him. Oneshot, for Project PULL.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sophie, Jem C. - Complete
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Perfection by remember me for how i once was reviews
The first thing that came out of my mouth was stupid and rude, but I couldn't help it, "Did you kill my cat?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,930 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3413 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
The Good Morrow by anyavioletta reviews
Smart, powerful and irresistibly beautiful, Helen Asteria was the girl of every boy's dreams at Hogwarts, except for Sirius Black who hated her as much as she hated him. SB/OC L/J RL/OC COMPLETE. Vol 3 undergoing editing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 434,508 - Reviews: 3591 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Stag and the Doe by Bucky0o reviews
It's the 6th year at Hogwarts, and Lily is quite excited to get back. James, as always, is arrogant, stubborn, handsome, and in love with Lily. Lily on the other hand, is rather annoyed. When feelings begin to reveal themselves, what does she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 47,075 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,666 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sirius' Obsession by leggy freak003 reviews
Mina is having a lot of problems, one of them just happens to be Sirius Black. What's a girl to do when the sexiest guy in Gryffindor house blackmails you into being his girlfriend? SBOc Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,586 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
My Love For You by Uchiha-Babe16 reviews
What if Sasuke took Sakura with him that day when he left the village. Watch the adventures both sasuke and sakura go threw yeaa i suck at summeries but please read! A what if fanfic.SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Her Unforgettable Past by E person reviews
Sasuke left Konoha five years ago. Since then, Sakura had left their past behind. Her new mission? Bring Sasuke Uchiha back to Konoha. Will he make all of Sakura's painful memories resurface, or will there be love instead? Currently being rewritten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Caught Fire by glitteratiglue reviews
** ON HIATUS ** Bella Swan came to study in London to escape her painful past. One night of passion with Jasper Whitlock: a charismatic, yet haunted bartender will change everything. Can they find salvation in one another? AH,OOC. M for lemons/profanity/disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 116,696 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Wakeing Bliss by YaoiFreak4Life reviews
Alecs dreams come true when hes approached by his lustful parabatai. Jace & Alec one-shot! Dont like hot gay sex? Dont read!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Patio Lanterns by Jennifer Cole reviews
I really can't remember how I got to this point.I can't even remember two weeks ago when I went back to London for my parents funeral. And I certainly can't remember how on earth I ended up on the train leaving Hogwarts to spend Christmas with the Potters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,313 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bittersweet by TheGreenBook reviews
Alec discovers that his parabatai may want more than just someone to train with. This starts before City of Bones and contains Lemons, Slash, and M rated Content. Jalec! Please review and enjoy!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Before I Spy by neversaynevergirl reviews
"I know you have to do this, but i have to come with you." Cammie is on the run trying to find answers to, the Circle trying to hunt her, her father's death, and Zach. She will face dangers and almost death experiences along the way. Plus Zammie
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,582 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The disaster that is my life by FrogBin reviews
With James Potter The Sex God as MY boyfriend life couldn't be better, now Hogwarts is over I have all the time in the world. Until James' 'good friend' Scarlett jumps into the picture and my life takes a turn for the worst. At least I have my sanity?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Not Afraid by xxxLauraaxxx reviews
Maria was never real. Jasper and Bella lead the newborn wars. Rose and Em are with them. They plan to over throw the Volturi. And to do so, they seek out the Cullen's and get information out of them. "You never knew, did you?" Lemons, Language, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,466 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
ManEater by tinamonic reviews
How could I be so careless? So ruthless? My selfish hunger for love has left two men with broken hearts that I cannot mend. I wish I could go back and change the past to be with the one I truly love... Told from Jack& Elizabeth's POV
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 162,940 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Delivery by Bainaku reviews
Years after the war and four days before the summer solstice, an unexpected delivery from a messenger hawk puts into motion a field trip guaranteed to change Sokka's life forever. Short story told in short snippets. Tokka! COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Taken by Vampires by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Abigail was taken by the Voutri at age seven. Ten years later,she goes back to La Push to see her parents and the wolf she had fallen in love with, Jacob Black. Can she handle that he has imprinted or that her best friend is now a vampire? Jacob/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - [Jacob, OC] - Complete
Tears of Gold by racejunkie reviews
Bella is sent to the Colonies for an arranged marriage. What she did not expect was to fall into the hands of a pirate crew, much less their captain. Will she be rescued? Will she want to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,854 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Worth It by NightFairy85 reviews
Things change, that is the nature of life. After Bella and Jasper share a moment in a motel room their worlds will change forever, but will this change be worth all the pain? Bella/Jasper pairing. Rated M for language and poss. lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,094 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Timeless by Fai'sKay reviews
Jasper is asked to watch Bella while the rest of the Cullens are hunting. One minute she's there the next she's gone...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,865 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Leave the Lights Off by TheGreenBook reviews
On a cold and rainy London night, Will Herondale shows up on Magnus Bane's door step, cold, wet, and in search of something he desperately needs. Slash and lemons, M rated content, Will/Magnus and Will/Jem. Please enjoy and review!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,674 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Will H., Magnus B. - Complete
Heroin ain't got nothing on you by Smile-J reviews
Edward left her in the woods. Bella was destroyed. Here is the reason she fell apart, why their departure hit her so hard. Vampires are the ultimate predator, everything draws you in...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,359 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hell and Back by I.Walk.Threw.Walls reviews
Sakura is beaten almost daily by her parents. What will happen when someone finds out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Not So Normal Mission by kokylinda reviews
Cammie Morgan is a spy and goes to Gallagher Academy. What happens when she is sent to a normal high school? Will she be able to maintain her cover? Especially if a certain guy, Zach Goode, is determined to discover her secret.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,871 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Chronicles of Ba Sing Se High by devilindistress reviews
The teenagers from Avatar go to highschool and discover who they really are. In doing so, they must overcome distractions and obstacles and they must learn to see what is truly important. AU sort of . Pairings: Zutara, Taang, Jetzula, Sukka, Ty Laru
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 86,940 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Spied and Seek by dcdreamin reviews
**Book 4 Spoilers** After Cammie leaves at the end of book Zach follows her, and the two of them search for their answers regarding the Circle of Cavan.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,524 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Bewitchment of James Potter by Luna-Elentari reviews
Year 7 was the best of James' life - Head Boy, Quidditch Captain, and finally, the girlfriend of his dreams - until Lily leaves, turning down his marriage proposal. Three years later, opportunity knocks again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,552 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/29/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Toph Almighty by CC333 reviews
What happens to Toph when she receives news that the arrogant boy she crushed with a boulder is also her cocky soon-to-be-husband through an arranged marriage? Will she ever harbor true feelings for him? Is he really THAT head over heals for her? COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Toph - Complete
Rock The World by blackroxduh17 reviews
Rich, bad girl Bella Swan gets sent to Washinton Academy. WA, there's a hurricane in town and it's called Bella. And what happens when playboy extraodinaire sets his sights on her? AH/OOC/Non-Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,138 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Senior Year by abbymickey24 reviews
Bella and Jasper have never met, but both are headed into their last year of a new college hoping to let the past go. After they meet and with the help of their friends they find where they were always meant to be. AH. B/J.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,528 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Angel Academy by S.J. Weasley reviews
Semi-AU. Jalec slash. Basic idea: Jace has lived at Raziel Academy since he was seven, and he's desperate to get out and hunt demons. When new kid Alec moves in, however, he begins to want nothing more than to stay. Story is better, promise.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jace W., Alec L.
Dead Lily by JamesPotterROXmySOX reviews
Handsome, successful, popular, and full of his ego, James Potter has finally moved on with his life.. a life away from one specific flower. How ironic that she's just realized how head over heels in love with him she is... what's a flower to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
If you do, if you don't by JamesPotterwasntaseeker reviews
Their romance is sought after, but it definitely didn't start out that way. He was nothing but a thorn in her side and she was everything to him. They were a perfect match, but try to convince her that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,745 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Second Game by Katara-alchemist reviews
Artemis has escaped, the clave is asking questions, Alec's hiding a big secret from everyone but Magnus. Can they figure it out in time to make sure no one else falls victim to another of Artemis's games? Or will one of them die trying? SEQUEL TO TERITORY
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,715 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Everything Can Change in the Blink of an Eye by AliRose2445 reviews
What would happen if Jasper decided to come back & protect Bella after all the Cullens left because of the birthday incident? Alice sees it all happening before they even leave. All the Cullen's are involved, it's mostly about all of them not just J/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,755 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Daughter of Dark Magic and Endless Struggle by Gabriel Tannin reviews
Cadence Coleman returns to England after twelve years hoping that life will be easy and peaceful. But with Sirius Black's escape from Azkaban tormenting her safety and that of her daughter, she finds that life isn't easy at all, but an endless struggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 150,251 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - OC - Complete
Risen Anew by Pandora181900 reviews
On Bella Swan's first day at Forks High, she trips over the door step. The smell of her blood is too much for Edward Cullen, and he snaps. Suddenly, she is thrust into a world she didn't even know existed. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,462 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Not Set In Stone by Neurotica reviews
Complete. AU. Set summer before OotP. There's a mysterious new member of the Order of the Phoenix, one that knows exactly how to deal with Sirius Black's moods, who seems well-liked by everybody. And whose story doesn't quite add up. No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,752 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Lesbianism by Sincerely Vuitton reviews
Sakura Haruno hates boys. She also hates bras, mini-skirts, tote bags and frilly Chihuahuas dressed like dog mannequins. But she most especially hates Sasuke Uchiha for being seductive, cute, sexy and arrogant. Damn him to hell. SASUSAKU. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ultionis by Mortissues reviews
Part Two of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions have consequences and so do loose ends. The Whitlocks fight for the things they love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 45 - Words: 93,901 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Unfathomable Bonds by Zaytyll reviews
Bella never goes to Forks,. During her 3rd year at NYU, she is studying abroad in Florence, Italy. Her life is forever changed when she is compelled to visit Volterra; stumbling into a world she never dreamed could exist. AU, OOC, MA, Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,076 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper
What About Love? by La Vita Nuova reviews
When faced with a chance to finally get revenge, would you take it? And what if someone innocent could end up as collateral damage? Can Bella finally let go and admit love doesn't need to be a curse?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,773 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Sourthern Gentleman by XXCullenXX reviews
Bella Swan is one of a few vampires who lives on a diet of animal blood. She lives on her own but what will happen when she meets Carlisle and his family of vegetarian vampires. Will she connect with Jasper, the Southern Gentleman? Lemons later, maybe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,106 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Stuck in the Middle by madison.evangeline reviews
Alec loves Jace. Jace loves Alec. Isabelle swore to each never to tell the other. She has to do something. But you can't break an oath and a relationship between parabatai is against Clave Law. What do you do when you're stuck in the middle of that? JALEC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Alec L., Jace W.
Sweet scent of Home by Idratherbereading29 reviews
Edward is fascinated by Bella from the start and decides to befriend her. Jasper - already estranged from Alice ,her failed project, and wondering if he needs to leave Forks - has his own reasons for trying to get in between his brother and the new girl.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 100,993 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Changed For The Better by loveofwrittenword reviews
Jasper's life is shattered with one decision. The purpose he had in his life is gone, he has nothing to live for. In one moment of weakness, someone gives his life new purpose, and he starts a journey never imagined. Undergoing Grammar Edit 5/11. •Jasper/Bella•
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 197,617 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by VSPS reviews
Bella is trying to move on and gets attacked by Victoria and ends up at the Denali coven... she's trying to figure out this life. Eventually a J/B story. First FanFic - please be nice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,879 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Purest Rose by MercuryBatman reviews
The moment I met you, I didn't even stand a chance. No, the moment you entered this world, I became tainted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Ino Y.
Five People by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
The five people who made an impact on Magnus Bane's life. Taught him a lesson or two and basically just the five he will not forget.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Magnus B. - Complete
The Resolution by Blood Red Tulips reviews
After a night she wishes she could banish from her memory, Rowan Hanely finds herself to be a new student at Hogwarts. The Marauders want to figure out this quirky, enchanting and dark girl, but most of all, the secrecy behind her arrival and her past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,701 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - OC, Sirius B.
It's a Timewarp Thing by Tinker2point0 reviews
What do you think would happen if Will and Gabriel found out that their descendents became Parabatai? This is my answer. One-shot. Slightly OOC.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Hungry Eyes by Jaspers Black Widow reviews
Bella gets raped and left for dead by Edward. Jasper changes her. Will Jasper fall in love with her? What about Jaspers marriage? What will Ed do when he finds her? Read and see-contains rape, lemons, language, and dominating vamps. B/J B/E B/R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,824 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by Taraiha reviews
What was the real story behind Jasper's almost-attack on Bella at the birthday party? And what does it have to do with a mysterious history project? Bella & Jasper eventually, with plenty of Darkward thrown in for good measure. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,096 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
This Frivolous Love by TheGreenBook reviews
The only person Jem has ever needed to survive is Will, but what will happen when Will is no longer enough? This contains Slash, Sexual content, and theories for Clockwork Prince & Clockwork Princess. Please Enjoy & Review! Now with Alternate Ending!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 104,341 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
Blue Skies by ktdid23 reviews
Bella Swan and Jasper Whitlock are famous actors who hate each other. The problem is that they have to portray a loving couple on a popular TV show. This is my first fanfiction! Rated M for possible future chapters. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,986 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Midnight Kiss by interest.01 reviews
His lips rubbed across hers as if they were young wooers,too simple to know the ways of the wicked."I won't take your virginity,because that is yours to give and not mine to take.But Sakura,I warn you now that I intend to take everything else."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,510 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What if everything Changed by Uchiha Forever more reviews
Come with me then, if you love me so much and want to protect me.. Then leave your home and morals behind and walk away with me right now.. Sakura. Ok.. Sasuke-Kun. i dont own Naruto rated T for later chapters SasuSaku 3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
The Ancient by TishPhoenix reviews
NM, but with a twist. Lil' do they know they are being tracked down but by who? What happens when they inturn find bella instead? Soon they'll have bigger problems to worry about than this mysterious creature! AU/OOC, Non-Canon pairings Vamps and human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 136,257 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Love Fulfilled by SacredAlessa reviews
Since meeting Clary, Jace thought he had finally found the love he wanted. But, it turns out the person he truly wanted was right in front of him the whole time.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Harry Potter and Destiny's Stone: Founders Four by Writer Sage reviews
In the summer before Harry's fifth year, he and three of his friends happen upon a stone that will help his destiny. Follow Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny as they travel through time. Harry x Ginny Ron x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,629 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Hunt by beautifulgeek11 reviews
Ino – the broken interrogator who just came back from her two-year mission in Suna. Sasuke – the former traitor who surrendered himself to Konoha a year ago. Both aren't looking for love, but love is on the hunt for them. SasuIno, implied GaaIno&ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,877 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unexpected Turn by ashleytynan1990 reviews
Love - A wildly misunderstood, although highly malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressures to rise and the lips to pucker. We sing about love in the songs played on the radio, we dream about
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
I think i'm going crazy over you by ForeverRose123 reviews
Bella's at her Uncle's funeral when she sees her dead uncle next to her. She tells her parents and they think she's crazy and send her away to a mental institute in New York. She meets the gang and things will never be the same again. B/J A/Ed R/Em ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,220 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Instinct by Villainess Foul reviews
I take over at the beginning of New Moon. It was instinctual for vampires to find their mates and When Bella cut her finger, Jasper got a whiff of her blood and knew...that she would be his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,873 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love does not always last forever by dirtdiva94 reviews
Bella realizes she has feelings for Jasper and Edward goes crazy when he discovers this and all hell breaks lose in the Cullin family eventually!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,795 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
To Keep You Safe by twolipps reviews
Brilliant scientist Bella McCarty has been receiving life threatening letters: Some one wants her dead. Jasper Whitlock is determined to do anything to keep her safe. A/H OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 228,440 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Ravenous by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Edward left after Bella's 18th birthday and kept his word never coming back. Finally moving on, Bella goes to college as far from Forks as she can get where she stumbles into the arms more trouble than she'd ever bargained for. Damon x Bella, AU, Rated M
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 106,472 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Bella, Damon S. - Complete
Blind Love by angel04une reviews
This story takes place 3 years after Edward leaves. Bella has changed and finds her self developing feelings for Jasper. What will they do when Edward returns? Who is this new danger? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Roommates by Seasonsof-lovee reviews
When Tori and Beck become roomates at Hollywood Arts, there is Trouble with a captital T. It may be harmful to Jade and Beck's relationship, but it does wonders for Tori and Becks'. Multi-chapter. On hiatus, I'm so sorry. Will continue when my exams end!
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Beck O., Tori V.
Getting Back What Once Was Lost by princessxoamber reviews
Peter and Char find Bella…they know she is the Major's mate… When the time comes for them to finally meet…will they fall in love or will he stay devoted to a family that doesn't seem him in the same light? Twist turns and Volturi!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,144 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Finished Product by Mortissues reviews
Part One of The Whitlock Saga. Decisions change lives. What happens when a series of decisions set you on the path to become a completely different person? When Edward decides to return life has already moved on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 46 - Words: 88,622 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dodgeball! by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Few Words Suffice by Myashke reviews
When Arthur strains a muscle, Merlin must tend to him.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Picture Perfect by lightwoods reviews
Jalec. "Isabelle had just enough time to throw an arm over each boy before the shutter clicked and the moment was captured in time forever. Both boys smiling at each other, hands clasped with Isabelle grinning between them." JaceXAlec Jace/Alec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Alec L., Jace W.
Back to the Future by karoolis reviews
What happens if you babysit James S., Fred, Roxy, Lily, etc. ? Easy! You time travel to 1977! ... I hope it is worth the money... sequel to TOTALLY KISSABLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Only At Night by trampvamp reviews
A lonely introverted Bella works and attends school, but at night, well, she's a different person all together until Jasper rides into her world. He's no white knight in shining armour but he may be just what she needs. AUH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 214,169 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I'm Staying With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
next after 'I'm Sticking With You' but you don't have to read that to understand this. Lily spends part of her summer with the Potters and Sirius after she decides she can't take arguing with her sister anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,897 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
White Noise by kururii reviews
Alec's teeth dig into the soft flesh of his tongue, sour saliva curdling in his mouth and it's times like these that he's glad he isn't Jace Wayland and that he, in turn, has learned to drink up each dizzying shot of frustrating disappointment.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Ten Ways How Not to Get the Girl of Your Dreams by Mutt N. Feathers reviews
Sirius figured out that he was in love with Anwen in October, 1978 but it took until April, 1979 for them to really get together. What exactly happened in those six months? A lost time period from "Bound".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,143 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
upon a glimpse by theherbflower reviews
I'm woven in a fantasy, I can't believe the things I see. The path that I have chosen now has led me to a wall And with each passing day I feel a little more like something dear was lost. JPLE RLNT Marauder era. SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 194,379 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 10/12/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Black Legacy: Till Death by Gabriel Tannin reviews
Serena Black is on the path of becoming an Auror under the watchful eye of her Aunt. But as her studies grow harsher, she learns the responsiblity of murder, she is haunted by the Dark Lord and the foreseen death at Hogwarts. Rated M for violence and lang
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,280 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/28/2007 - OC - Complete
Don't Let It Go To Your Head by Aurore Day reviews
Formerly Ew. About a girl who was completely in control... and that one boy who just had to mess things up. Aria Colette. Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,512 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
If The Kunoichi Was Different, Maybe by DarkQueenDraconite reviews
Ino is put on Team 7 instead of Sakura, while Sakura is in Team 10. How will events be different with Ino, who will sass the boys around? Canon with variants. SasuIno, later NaruHina. Previously True Powers of A Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,835 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Ino Y.
Dark Temptation: on potentially permanent HIATUS by Minnakoda reviews
After the Cullens abandoned Bella and Jasper following her disastrous birthday, they find their lives taking unexpected turns. Drifting through his days, Jasper decides to use his power to have some fun at the grocery store, and it could change everything
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,834 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A Moment Changes Everything by heavyinfinity reviews
Bella struggles to survive on her own after Edward leaves her. A chance encounter with Jasper will alter life for both of them. BxJ. Rated M for language, adult situations, and eventual lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 240,643 - Reviews: 2735 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Daughter of Dark Magic and Betrayal by Gabriel Tannin reviews
Over a year has passed since Gabriel left and Cadence is beginning to wonder if he's in fact alive. When she receives a letter from him and strange events threatening her life follow she begins to wonder if Gabriel has betrayed her to Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,888 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
It's a Twisted World by jesi lily reviews
Twitch AKA Lily Evans is a normal girl, her step-brothers Sirius and Regulus however live a wild life, what happens when she is thrown into their world? What should Twitch expect? well she certainly didn't expect to find love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,913 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Never knew it could be like this by Beneath The Vagrant Alpha reviews
Jasper meets Bella and has an instant connection with her. He takes her to go live with him. Bella knows that she feels something for Jasper but has no idea what it is. Warning: Spanking and D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 138,861 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Blood and Chocolate by S.J. Weasley reviews
Jalec Slash surprise, surprise . Jace and Alec spend Valentine's Day together.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Learning to Live Again by OperaGurl04 reviews
Edward leaves Bella in New Moon, but one of the Cullens can't stay away and Bella soon makes a new discovery about herself. My rewrite of New Moon with Jasper replacing Jacob. NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 97,466 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
once upon a watch tower by hallowedhalls reviews
/:that trail of bloody fingerprints you always leave behind you:/ Monsters are not born. They are forged as weapons, and Jonathan Morgenstern is the mightiest of them all. Or, eight things you never really knew about demons and their kin. ::complete::
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
The Five Times Alec Wrestled the Angel by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
When Alec was six years old, he first began to care about the Angel.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Broken Moonlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Jasper finds the new girl quite intriguing. With Edward recovering with Alice in Alaska, can Jasper get closer to Bella? Can he control himself enough to fall in love? Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,007 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by S.J. Weasley reviews
One-shot. Jace and Alec play in the snow. Fluffy Jalec slash. :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
Courtesy Of Sirius…Or Was It Remus? by ElvenMuggle reviews
Sirius...Or Remus...Decide to lock Lily and James in a room in an attempt to finally bring them together. But, of course, the plan goes wrong and Lily, along with all of the marauders, all end up trapped. And then chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,499 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Amortentia by Molly Raesly reviews
Falling in love is merely realizing that you are already in it. And vice versa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Transformation by sfjoellen reviews
fem!harry. unless you just need words in a row, i'd read something else. Harry is left with the Dursleys, despite Minerva's objections. Harry sees his relatives doting on other children, and in an attempt to earn acceptance accidentally physically changes himself to a girl. AU, H/HR, featuring responsible adults. stupidly overpowered harry. i'll fix it after red headed is finished
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,278 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Major Changes by Sabi'sSookie reviews
Alice never found Jasper but never stopped looking. Edward never came back after Bella's first day at Forks High. Away at college, Bella drunkenly stumbles across the Major and her life is turned upside down. AU. Whitlocks, Cullens, and Wolves, Oh My!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,223 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Totally Kissable by karoolis reviews
Expecting some kind of snide remark, Lily braced herself. She was shocked when all he said was, "Are you alright?" J/L; AL/FL; SB/OC/OC/ext.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Shadow Boy by AlfabetSoop reviews
..one shadow boy, and one light...Jace had never known about Jonathan, but what had the other boy known about him? His complementary part, his opposite? Had he hated the thought of him? Yearned to meet him?" -CoG
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Flower and Prongs by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily Evans has become the new Hogwarts Head Girl, but her partner in action, the Head Boy, is her long hated enemy, James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,940 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
How to tame a Marauder by melian225 reviews
Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 309,270 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Hikari: Path of The Avenger by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
I never knew who I was, really. I mean sure, my name was Lily Thompson, but I always had the feeling that I was something...more. That all changed the day I fell into the arms of a black haired boy whose eyes were like onyx...the onyx eyes of an avenger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 166,477 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Something More Than Parabatai by S.J. Weasley reviews
Jalec slash fic. In which Alec admits his love for Ian Somerhalder, and Jace admits his love for Alec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
A Lesson in Love by Lillie Cullen reviews
Final installment in Lessons Trilogy. The vampires are at war, and Bella is forced to use her powers in a way she never imagined. When things take a turn for the worse, can Edward and Jasper save her from the evil ones who have fallen under her spell?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,923 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Long Way Down by forthelongestday reviews
When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,580 - Reviews: 2577 - Favs: 3,409 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Just One Touch by S.J. Weasley reviews
Jace/Alec. In which Alec likes to touch... or does he? Slash fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
You didn't fail by lightwoods reviews
"I'm yours. I've always been yours. I may have failed at getting you to love me like I love you, but I have loved you from the start" "You didn't fail." Jalec. JaceXAlec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Alec L., Jace W.
A Priori by mopstyle reviews
Alice, Jasper and Bella are pushing their boundaries physically and emotionally. What happens when the rest of the Cullens move back to Forks? Will Bella be the catalyst of another family feud, or will she be the salvation of one? AxJxB ExB OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,942 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Palazzo del Te by Gabriel Tannin reviews
Palazzo del Te, the house that Magdalene grew up in, is the one place that she never wants to see again. She runs away to discover a world that is half her history, the wizarding world, while she tries to keep her other half a secret. Marauder story!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,132 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 10/4/2007 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Of Raindrops, Flowers, and Wishing Wells by PottedLilies reviews
Before Harry ever boarded the train, there was another story. One of magic and monster and most of all, love. One of boys becoming men and friendship stronger, even, than death. Lily/James, RL/OC, AL/FL, SB/? 5th year on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 238,142 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily & James' seventh year at hogwarts : by lilyevans46 reviews
Lily & James' last year at hogwarts, my take on how they got together!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,659 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mood Swings by You can be my secret keeper reviews
He reached out slowly. Lily didn't watch but shivered as soon as the back of his hand touched her face. "Sorry, am I cold?" He whispered. "Why do you keep having mood swings?" Lily whispered back but didn't move his hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,118 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Girl Got Game by Liebesbrief reviews
FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,708 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Draped in Darkness by Proud2luv reviews
Lily Evans refuses to let herself fall for James Potter, and convinces herself that there's a thick line between attending a ball with someone and falling for them. Meanwhile, Severus Snape begins his life as a Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Sassafrass Junction by MsEerieChastain reviews
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella. Mature content, over 18 only, thx!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,334 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Newborn by Lythya reviews
In this story, Bella becomes vampire before moving to Forks. Try and see how things might have happened, if Bella had become a vampire before meeting Edward, and how she reacts. Rated for violence. Finished by Titanterror12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,704 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
Adopted by Little Katie Whitlock reviews
Isabella Swan has had a hard life. She's been in foster care for the past six years. How will she feel when she has to go across the country to live with her new family? And when she meets Jasper? AU, AH, Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Underexposed by daisy3853 reviews
When Jasper walks into her photography classroom, Bella knows nothing of his broken past. All she knows is what she feels: an immediate connection to a beautiful stranger. Rated M for language and violent themes. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,248 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
In the Sun by NajwaBarlaam reviews
He watched her swallow and inhale slowly. "I think we should work on being friends," she said. James closed his eyes for a moment, before nodding with his forehead still against hers. "Just out of curiosity, do you usually kiss your friends like that?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,791 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1772 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Vampire Encounters: Hiding Beneath the twilight by twilightromance4ever reviews
Sequel to VE: BTC. To Protect her family from the vampire that want her dead, Bella moves to Forks to hide. "I wanted to slap myself. I had been worried about ERIC exposing me here. No, it would be these vampires that would drive me out of Forks."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 112,470 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stray by Molly Raesly reviews
Sirius Black's motorbike fails in the middle of a torrential downpour, and he seeks shelter in a rundown diner. While at first he just returns to fix his bike, the young muggle waitress might be another reason to stay for some pie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Unmerciful Disaster by RedBarron reviews
Madness and terror reigns in the immeadiate future after the end of the cannon as Zuko tries to strengthen old bonds as his nation crumbles into oblivion, while treachery goes beyond oaths of allegiance. Rated T: for mild violence. Reviews appreciated.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,814 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Ty Lee, Zuko
March of the Witch Hunters by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Lily Evans' disappearance was all over the Daily Prophet three years ago; afterall, she was the fiancee of James Potter. How will James and the wizarding community react when they find out that she's not only alive...but a death eater?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Reason to Exist by cullen818 reviews
Set directly after Jasper's chapter in Eclipse. Jasper is falling for Bella, but can she reciprocate after learning about his past? Was a o/s, now a full fic. These are the ramifications of B/J's night together. Team Jasper story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,723 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Shoot the Sky by Majesta Moniet reviews
After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,401 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 186 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Just Like You by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett is a carefree, fun guy with a trust fund. Bella is a young college student with a bright future. A one night stand has consequences they don't expect or are prepared for. AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 123,194 - Reviews: 2759 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Threads of Our Souls by Untamed Loner reviews
The pull of soul mates cannot be ignored. Jasper and Bella find themselves caught in a wirlwind of memories from past lives, as a dark threat starts closing in. If there's one thing they've learned over the centuries, it's this: True love never dies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,122 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Prince Charming by Citnamor Sselepoh reviews
Repost::If you asked Lily Evans what she thought of James Potter, she wouldn't have much to say. Prince Charming? Not quite. What she's been looking for? Not a chance. The man of her dreams? Not in a million years. Exactly what she needs? Undeniably so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,785 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hymn For The Shameless by hatelove5lovehate reviews
Sometimes you try to not to bring the people you love into your kind of world,the world where tears are shed, blood is released and life's are taken from the weak,what if they are already there?a little InoSai ShikaTema NaruHina TentenNeji mostly SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Obsessed by Balti K reviews
Jasper had the perfect plan to kidnap Bella and make her his, but what does Bella think? Will she hate him for kidnapping her? Collaboration with Pheonix1855 Abandoned. Picked up by xo BellaItalia ox and Pheonix1855
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,160 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Buried Alive by Rath101 reviews
James turned Bella at the Ballet studio. Unfortunently, her heartbeat was to soft to be heard by a vampire and the agony of the change stopped her from moving and communication and Edward goes to the Volturi and gets himself killed. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 71,018 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Time Heals by abbymickey24 reviews
Your typical Edward leaves Bella and Alice leaves Jasper, but the whys are different so please give it a chance. Plus B/J won't meet again and fall in love in a day. Will be B/J though. Hum/Vam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,042 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Two Weeks by abbymickey24 reviews
Bella and Jasper can't get along. Their mutual best friends are tired of the constant fighting. What happens when they trick them into a vacation where they have to rely on each other for fun? B/J, E/R, Em/A.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,731 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Past Comes Back To Haunt Us by abbymickey24 reviews
-Sequel to Time Heals- It's been five years since Bella's change and life is back to normal. What happens when someone comes back that no one ever expected could? Can he be stopped peacefully or will it take the ultimate sacrifice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,565 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I'm Sticking With You by ScarlettSunshine reviews
A charm gone wrong has Lily and James stuck together. Literally. James is ecstatic to find out he gets to stay within less than a foot with Lily at all times. Lily is completely livid. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A True Slytherin by LittleSinner reviews
ON HIATUS. READ PROFILE! In a different world where Voldemort is gone and the Potters are alive, Harry is chosen to be in Slytherin House. Years after, he falls for a Gryffindor girl. What will come first? She or the Slytherin pride? HG. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,854 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2005 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Boarding School With An Incredible Twist by Edwards-daughterxoxo reviews
When Charlie cannot look after Bella, She move's to a boarding school in Scotland, She did not know how her life could change. I suck at summeries please Review. Edwards-daughterxoxo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,219 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
blah by thusispeak reviews
Beneath her long fiery red hair lies a lonely girl. She's vulnerable, alone and doesn't quite fit in. Her parents died, she dealt with it. Her best friend ditches her, she deals with it. James Potter hating her...now that's a bit harder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,891 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Shadow Walks by lorien829 reviews
In the five years since the Final Battle, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley have struggled to cope with the mysterious disappearance and apparent death of Hermione Granger. There are deeper and darker purposes at work than Harry yet realizes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,455 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And Thats When a Bludger Came Through My Window by Jen Riddle reviews
This summer was supposed to be peaceful. A few weeks away at my Aunt Rose's, in her quiet cottage in the country. Just minutes away from the beach. I could catch up on my reading, and my school work... and thats when a bludger came through my window. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,197 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Vampire Encounters: Miss Tasha Harris by twilightromance4ever reviews
" It was the last month of January when my life changed forever...he bared his teeth at me and bit into my neck. I screamed and the fire began." The life of Miss Tasha Harris before Bella knows that she has a powerful not-to-be-messed-with enemy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Complete
Love Octagon by Ivy O'Hara reviews
Bella loves Jasper. Jasper loves Renesmee. Renesmee loves Jacob. Jacob loves Alice. Alice loves Edward. Edward loves Rosalie. Rosalie loves Emmett. Emmett loves Bella. They are all Princesses or Princes of Europe with King Charles arranging the marriages.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 132,306 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
New Wings by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
Jade is a winged girl created by Korona. Since she was little, she was told she had to be the best. After her escape, Jade wound up in NYC but what happens when she meets the Flock? Will she befriend them and find love or live up to her purpose, to be the best? Iggy/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - [Iggy, OC] - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4595 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Joke, A Kiss, A Journey of Love by Sheone reviews
Updated October 2nd 2010 - Chapter 99: The Search - A Marauders Prequel; Romance, Comedy, Mystery, Action, Adventure
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 386,597 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Best Friend You Never Knew You Had by Choices HP reviews
What if Hermione was never attacked by the troll in the first year and didn't become friends with Harry and Ron. How would that change all their lives?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 271,813 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Vampire Encounters: Before the Cullens by twilightromance4ever reviews
What if The cullens weren't the 1st vampires that Bella had met? What if Emmett was her brother-in-law, but not thru edward & Nessie isn't her only child? Bella's life before & after twilight, if she had already been introduced to the world of vampires...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella - Complete
Just This Once by SweetDulcinea reviews
FGB gift for ElleCC - First kiss, first...other things, and so many more experiences together. She believes he uses her friendship for comfort when it's convenient for him, but is that really the truth? Or do his moody reactions mean something more? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,989 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
When The Stars Go Blue by XSiriusIsTheBestX reviews
James was the sexy trouble maker & Lily was the pretty wild flower.So don't you ever wonder how they finally ended up as a happily married couple?And is 12 years in Azkaban the REAL reason why Sirius is so bitter? SB/OC and LE/JP. An untold story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 105 - Words: 211,830 - Reviews: 4125 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Forks High by Xtina316 reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Forks High.When her sister Alice returns to town Bella vows to make her pay for destroying her family.What she doesn't count on is falling for Alices best friend.What happens when all the walls she built are broken?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 118,412 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Through No Fault of Her Own by NajwaBarlaam reviews
He turned to Lily. "Dennison agrees that one girl asking one guy to a concert constitutes a date." "Does she also agree that one girl continuing to throw herself at one guy who has a girlfriend constitutes a slag?" Lily asked in a sugary voice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,171 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Bond of Brotherhood by 74CrazyChick reviews
What might have happened if things in Phoenix went a little differently.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,510 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Archway of the Dead by HighEmpress reviews
Book 8. Set right after the Deathly Hallows, but before the Epilogue. Find out what happens after the battle. Getting rid of the Hallows won't be so easy. COMPLETE. Love reviews. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,323 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Vampire Queen by Alyss Rose Heart reviews
Bella and Jasper are married one year before the war.They both get turned.146 years later,Bella is now the queen of the vampire community.But what will happen when Jasper shows up with the Cullens and she sees Alice all over him.My first Bells/Jazz FanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,181 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Last Heartbeat by Crushed Hale.x reviews
Rosalie found Bella beaten and raped in an alleyway. She turned her right then and there. Then they leave to start their life in Forks. Bella/Jasper Rose/Emmy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,039 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Princess of the Pearl reviews
NOW UPDATED! An unlikely friendship has been formed between the governor's only daughter and the most notorious pirate captain in the Caribbean and with it, a secret correspondance. Longer summary inside. Sparrabeth!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 137,881 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Let me Belong by Sarel reviews
Lily and the Marauders are known for not quite getting along. When James moves next door to Lily, the two spend the summer getting themselves in unbelievable situations. When they return to Hogwarts thing's really begin to heat up...and not just for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 105,746 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Another Chance by LoVeofCandi reviews
Bella had kept her own secret from the Cullen's, and now that Edward left three months later she's pulled out of zombie state by two people you might not have expected. Weeks later, she finds her missing things, and a Cullen is back. WHo is it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,827 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Never Knew by caseylynn04 reviews
5 years after the Cullens leave Bella behind she's moved on and is happy living her life. What happens when a run in with a strange vampire leads her back to the last member of the Cullen family she'd ever thought would need her. Bella/Jasper pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,919 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Discovering the Future by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It's the Marauder's 7th year and Lily still refuses to give James a chance, but will that change after Lily discovers a book that reveals what lies ahead for both her and James? JP/LE, SB/OC, RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,728 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'm Not Just His Sister by SiriuslyInLove-X reviews
Evangeline Potter is fed up being known as the sister of the infamous James Potter. But as she is about to find out, she's not as overlooked as she thinks. Emotions run high in this girls life, but one person always seems to be there for her. SiriusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,662 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2393 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fiancée by Molly Raesly reviews
"I dropped my fork. Did he really just say that? Smehkaleen." The much awaited sequel to Molly Raesly's "Boyfriend."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 82,420 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Simonstian by I Suffer From Hubris reviews
"You know it's rude to stare." "Oho, vampire?" the boy asked curiously, as if he weren't used to people chiding him for staring or for anything else. "Yes, person," Simon said back, feeling like his retort wasn't very powerful. "Simon…" exhaled the Shadowhunter, as if the name tasted nice and he was savoring it slowly. "I… am Sebastian, and you are Simon." M for insinuations.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Simon L. - Complete
Eternity Games by Tamilya reviews
James wasn't the only one who liked to play games. When Victoria catches up with Bella after the Cullens leave, she starts her own unique game of cat & mouse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,579 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Really, Really by lleighhh reviews
All-human. Slightly OOC. Sequel to "555-1073". We skip an entire year. Everyone is in college. But the thing is, they're all split up. Can they survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,480 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Marry Me Stupid by Penelope Jones reviews
Graduation night, time to party and celebrate the end of your schooling by getting completely wasted and waking up in a hotel room naked with no memory of the night before... wait that's not right... but that's exactly what happened...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,727 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Consequences of Redemption by CullenLovingMom reviews
After Jasper’s attack on Bella during her birthday party, he leaves the Cullens. Meanwhile, the Cullens leave Forks. Bella is alone and vulnerable. When Victoria comes for her, Jasper is the only one she can reach for help. JXB AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,546 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Pretend by bleeding scarlet blood reviews
Edward and Alice are together behind Bella's and Jasper's back. They find out. They then "Pretend" to be cheating together. But...what if it stops being "Pretend"?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,071 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Believe by Paradise in Me reviews
Alice and Jasper left on a trip after a vision of Bella's eighteenth birthday. However, what Alice never saw coming was a thousand times worse. Nominated for the "Everything's Bigger in Texas Awards". Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 70,760 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Chances by Fai'sKay reviews
A war between Vampires and Humans bring the human race into termoil. What happens when Bella becomes a slave to a vampire that has no heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,426 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Coming Back to Life by Suni-Dlight reviews
I am a scientest, a researcher. My life has been dedicated to understanding the mysterious of life . . . and sometimes even death. Who would of thought I would ever make a discovery like this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,876 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
When Darkness Turns to Light by Janna Banana reviews
4 years after Edward left Bella in the forest; Bella is finally moving forward, but it is someone from her past that helps her truly heal and obtain the future she was always meant to have. Bella and Jasper Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 172,600 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Time Between by KittyCharles reviews
When Edward leaves, Bella works hard to destroy herself. After Alice returns, Jasper begins to help her heal, with some interesting outcomes. When Edward returns, will the dynamic change? Rated for poss future chapters. Be kind, it's my first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,337 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Finding Forgiveness by TwistedforTwilight reviews
This is JPOV of "Finding Relief" and beyond, so you should read that first. Bella meets Jazz under peculiar circumstances and they form a strange relationship. All human. CAUTION: Lemon and mature themes. Rated M for sexy times
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,830 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Kyoshi Hold 'Em by cupid-painted-blind reviews
When a blizzard shuts down the fourth annual Peace Summit, the group has to find some way to pass the time. /Zutara, Taang, Jet/Mai, Jet/Everyone, Sukka/
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,495 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by kO haLe yeS reviews
One night can change everything. When Jasper moves from Edward's distant brother to Bella's best friend and savior, what will become of them? A tale of friendship, fun, heartbreak, hate and love. Set @ the end of Twilight. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,886 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
How I Found Love by Stronger than you since 1915 reviews
When you haven't seen your reason for existing in over five centuries what do you do? Do you a, kill yourself, b, look for them, or c, find them in a tiny high school where you try to pose as a human? Well, me personally, I'd do all three. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,939 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Superbia by nia-ox reviews
Third instalment of the Deadly Sins series. Bella gains a new power that turns her lives - past and present - upside down. Can she survive, after Edward has left and her love is jeopardized, when war approaches? Rated M for very sensitive subjects that could be a trigger for some
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Just Wanted To See by MauMaster reviews
Jace has great abs. Isabelle wants to compare him and Alec. Alec isn't the most willing of participants. Jace and Izzy? Well, they don't really care. All dialogue, pre-CoB.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Alec L., Jace W. - Complete
Brace Face by Ivy G reviews
Hallee King has always hated Sirius Black. Well...she liked him first and second year... but that doesn't mean anything, right? Rated T for later chapters. Also contains James and Lily, and Alice and Frank.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 119,269 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Everyone Was Wrong by Joelle8 reviews
Sirius Black thought he knew everything about his arch nemesis, Sasha Berg. He was wrong. And as he discovers just how terribly wrong he is, he also learns that love and hate aren't nearly as different as they seem. SBOC JPLE RLMM OCOC & very slight PPOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 160,051 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Love Hurts by CrazyMonkey reviews
Lily Evans is the new head girl at Hogwarts, but she is extremely surprised that one of the worst of the Mauraders, James Potter, is head boy. She's furious, but that soon changes as she gets to know him better. J/L Lily's PoV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,747 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Changing Lives by ineedcoffee reviews
Five years have passed since Edward left Bella in the woods. Both Bella and the Cullens' have experienced great tragedy since they last saw each other, but what happens when they meet again and what is the meaning of the prophecy? Bella OOC. BxJas
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,617 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Blood Lust Crazed Haze by Kate Mac reviews
Story starts durring battle with Victoria's newborn army in Eclipse. Jasper and Bella pairing eventually. Non-cannon. Don't like pairing do not read. Wild twist and turns, please read and review : Rated M for language and lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,217 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Awakened to Captivity by Jasperbells reviews
Sequel to Awakened to Serve. Bella is awakened by another "family" but what happens when their intentions are not pure? How will Bella save herself without ending her existence completely? Can she escape? Will Jasper save her before it's too late? JXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,085 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
One Final Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward can't stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party. He wanted more, and he took it. These are the repercussions of his actions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,154 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Airs by AppleL0V3R reviews
One-shot Collection. 1. Sooo Not Funny - Humiliation: Hinata sputtered unintelligibly, she was soaked and humiliated. Couldn't he just stop laughing? It's not funny and all she wants to do is disappear. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hinata H., Gaara
Change Heartache Into Courage by Pixiestick-cc reviews
The battle with Victoria and her Newborns resulted in the death of two vampires of the Cullen clan. Can those left behind ever find solace again? Jasper/Bella pairing. A slow build, but well worth the wait! Rated T/Soft M. Sparkle Award Winner. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 143,031 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Dying Candle Leads to a new Light by Jasperbells reviews
Could forever end?Bella finds herself drifting away from Edward as he is always busy. She can't take being ignored so she finds solace in other company. My first ff ever so no judging thanks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,078 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
My Life at College by EdwardismyFav reviews
ALL HUMAN. Bella is about to start her first year at college. Like a lot of college kids she makes all new friends and makes a life for herself. She also finds a man she can't get enough of.-I'm really bad at summaries I promise it's better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 200,569 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Coincidental return by ophelia-syndrome reviews
Thanks to an unfortunate accident, Sasuke Uchiha is more or less voluntarily back in Konoha - but will he really stay there and how will the rest of the village and especially his old team take the news of his return? Read to find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 225,575 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Finding Relief by TwistedforTwilight reviews
When Bella loses her husband, Edward, in a tragic accident, to what length will she go to find relief? Edited: M for Coarse language and mentions of sex. All human. M sexy times. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,131 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Above and Beyond by ginnyjaffa reviews
What happens when Lily and James die and go to heaven? How do they feel about being in heaven while Harry is on earth, fighting Voldemort alone? This is the story of their afterlife, and the people who arrive over time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,083 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Brave New World by AnneRG reviews
The day when Mia Davis was told the love of her life, Sirius Black, had been wrongly taken to Azkaban, was also the day when she was given her godson, Harry Potter, to raise along with hers and Sirius's baby. Sequel to 'Finding Our Way'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 212,433 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - [Sirius B., OC] Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Shameless Developments by SweetDulcinea reviews
As a photographer, many beautiful things cross Bella's path, but none so captivating as him. Despite all her efforts to distance herself, they just keep getting closer & their attraction grows. One afternoon in her darkroom changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,332 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First Breath by ElleCC reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Restored by Mutt N. Feathers reviews
The war is over, and the Black, Lupin and Potter families are learning to adjust and move on. Sometimes, though, the path back from war is harder than the war itself. Final book in the Bound/Woven/Restored Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,467 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2886 - Favs: 9,029 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Vida en Muerte by ecaniaga reviews
Following a slip-up in his diet, Jasper returns to school after six weeks to regulate his control around humans. However, an encounter with the new student Bella Swan leaves Jasper truly questioning his vegetarian lifestyle. Full Summary inside Jasper POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,601 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Jasper
So Wait What Year is This? by madamwolf reviews
AU Due to a potion gone wrong Sirius, Remus, James and Peter are thrown forward in time to Harry's fifth year. Will they ever get home? How will their future selves react? WARNING: Old story, I was terrible with typos, slowly fixing them but its hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 205,292 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unforgettable by pinkpearl89 reviews
This first chapter is Lily and James's first time at Hogwarts. I was interested to see how it was that they would meet and James would, well, be so James, lol. As it goes on I'll get to the juicy part of the older, teenage relationship. Read and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 119,666 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Be Careful by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
Starts after Ch. 1 of DH, crossover with Dangerverse AU, short chapters. Draco Malfoy, trapped in a life he never chose, wishes as he falls asleep that he were somewhere he could start over. Maybe he should have listened to his proverbs. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 111 - Words: 293,574 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Move Along by Ramenette reviews
Hot tears fell down her face, blending in with the rain. Lily quickly began to stalk away but was stopped by a loud response by James. “Lily, I love you!” She stood there, crying, sniffling, and pondering his words, wondering if she felt the same way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,486 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All I Ever Wanted by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
AU. Sasu/Saku. When his father asked him to take the lead of the Uchiha enterprises, Sasuke's thoughts would have never led him to a hot, pink secretary who would change his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,117 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Unbreakable Road by MaitresseSaint reviews
Bella is tired of being hurt by the Cullen's & takes matters into her own hands. Bella/Jasper OOC/AU Rated M for language & LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 132,802 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Cinderwolf Story by uniqueimperfection reviews
Leah Clearwater thought her life could not be more miserable. Her father passed away, High school mean girls, a job at a diner on top of being the only female wolf. Life was not going great. But when she meets an online friend things begin to change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,209 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Leah, Jasper
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Guarding the pool by Sendmeonmyway reviews
Bella gets sent to New Hampshire for the summer to prove she is ready to go to college there. She is to work at the local pool as a lifeguard with her moms college roommate and her kids, who ensure Bella's summer is anything but ordinary. All Human. E X B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,513 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Dark Witch by Zoraida16 reviews
Dumbledore’s on a mission to uncover the veil of mystery surrounding You Know Who’s daughter and first lieutenant, the Dark Witch, who vanished just prior to her father’s downfall at the hands of little Harry Potter. Set in book six Sirius/OC Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,906 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/8/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scribblings of a Red Head and a Quidditch Captain by CasablancaInTheTardis reviews
Lily James: Harry finds his parents' old diaries and notes from school. He reads them and discovers how the Head Girl and Boy finally got together. Includes Remus/OC and Sirius/OC. Halloween balls, nightmares, secrets, Voldemort and true love, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,476 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
No One Messes with a Potter by Toffrox33 reviews
After her father is mysteriously killed by death eaters, Leila Potter moves in with her cousin James and starts Hogwarts making both friends & enemies along the way. But still, she is faced with a bigger challenge: Winning the heart of Sirius Black SBxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 85,280 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
You Leave Me Breathless by Lily Orange reviews
Isabel Willoughby finds that she is sick of her best friend Sirius Black's incessant love games with all the girls in the school - her solution? To play Sirius at his own marauding game, using a cauldron full of Polyjuice Potion...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,199 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Hope Will Bring Us Home by cullen818 reviews
Final installment in my Fate/Love/Hope trilogy. Read Fate Has Brought Us Here and then Love Will Keep Us There first. J/B never saw these events coming...can they save their family before it's too late? Team Jasper story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,880 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Hope Out Of Heartache by frykfryk reviews
Alice leaves Jasper to follow her true destiny, leaving him behind in Forks. When a new student arrives at Forks High, will Jasper be able to control his inner monster and learn to love again? A Jasper and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,341 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Unfogging the Future by Acciosnuffles reviews
A Hogwarts professor becomes a target for Voldemort, who believes she has a talent that will benefit his cause. Dumbledore convinces her to take refuge at Grimmauld Place. The owner, however, is not happy about this intrusion. SBOC, AU, rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 218,165 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Glass Hearts: the Sixth Year by coolpearls reviews
In fact, he didn’t know if he had ever felt more alive than when he was kissing her. MWPP, Lily, 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,840 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 2/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest by xXBeckyFoo reviews
The Golden Trio has lived through their time at Hogwarts. Now it's time for their kids to make memories of their own, to live their own adventures of survival, of friendship, of family, and, of course, of love. And Hogwarts will be the place where they discover who they really are and what they truly want. Even if they have to suffer to figure it out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 151,182 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Two Months by abbymickey24 reviews
Now that Bella is awake and can't remember her and Jasper together. What will he do to help her see that they love each other? Rated M for language and lemons at the end. AH/Bella/Jasper Edward/Rose Emmett/Alice Sequel to Two Weeks
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,229 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
All Was Well by JustSuperNMeNuncle reviews
As The trio waved goodbye to their children All Was Well. "Don't get too friendly with him" Ron Weasley's famous words to Rose as he pointed at Scorpius Malfoy, . Ron should have known not to tempt fate. Read Why? Seven years later...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 180,097 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Scorpius M.
Awakened to Serve by Jasperbells reviews
Bella is cursed,she has the gift of helping vampires control their thirst. What happens when she is awakened to help a very angry Jasper.Will she tell them her secret to breaking the curse and will Jasper be the one to break it? JasperxBella pairing.READ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,632 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lily and James The End is Almost Here by ConsultingTimeLordIn221B reviews
Lily, James and their friends enter their fifth year at Hogwarts and things are starting to change. James is finally gonna admit he might like Lily but Lily remain stubborn as ever. Will the new discovery bring them closer or tear them even more apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 93,877 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Deleted Scenes from 'The Good Morrow' by anyavioletta reviews
Scenes that didn't make the final cut of 'The Good Morrow'. Only for interest... not to be taken too seriously. Read 'The Good Morrow' first, but don't read if you feel that it will wreck the original story for you. SBOC LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - OC, Sirius B.
Used To Be by letmeannoyyoutoday reviews
Sasu/Saku. Sakura has a mission. Sasuke, currently a member of Akatsuki, has one, too. Saying that he gets angry when he learns that she is in a bar flirting with his target would be an understatement. That, until he finds out the guy is her target, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
So yeah maybe that is okay after all by thecatisdead-getoverit reviews
Sharing a bathroom with your enemy - bearable, Becoming friends with said enemy - not probable but possible, Falling in love with enemy - more chance of Voldemort dressing as Frank N. Furter. Final Chapter Up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 57,177 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Slow and Steady by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
It's been five years since Edward left Bella in the forest. She has almost recovered fully from that night, but when someone re-enters her life unexpectedly, will memories come flooding back causing pain or help her move on once and for all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,817 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3080 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9256 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Woven by Mutt N. Feathers reviews
In the sequel to Bound, watch as Anwen and Sirius, along with the rest of the family, help Harry navigate the path that will eventually lead them to war with Voldemort. Takes place in the cannon years, from the perspective of the adults.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 332,935 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A New Love by Jasper's Darlin' Kathy reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves in New Moon. Jasper runs off after nearly attacking Bella and returns home a few days later and he comes home to find that all his family is gone and there's a note telling him not to follow. Suck at summaries. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,812 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Knots by Mutt N. Feathers reviews
James Potter had a sister, Ellie, younger but still in the same year at Hogwarts. When he and Lily and killed, Harry is sent to live with her, but she has a secret that might get them all killed. Can she keep herself and Harry safe?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Periculosus Amor: Dangerous Love by Lena Knight reviews
Ashlynn Malfoy was the perfect pureblood daughter until she refused the Dark Mark. After escaping her family can she find a love in Sirius Black? Or will she return to her family for a loveless pureblood marriage that would make the Dark Lord Happy? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,385 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Blood Moon Rising by Kate Mac reviews
What happens when Edward really left Bella for Alice, and they all abodoned Jasper. He stayed behind to claim his true mate. How will things go ? Far different than you can imagine. Yes they will be together... And they will be real Vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,108 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5589 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Love Will Keep Us There by cullen818 reviews
Newborn Bella is experiencing things that no vampire should.Something is terribly wrong, but what? STORY CONTAINS MATURE/DARK/ANGST. DON'T READ if that's not your thing. Sequel to Fate Has Brought Us Here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Other Potter Child: Bonded by Blood by Stormwolf Ninja reviews
Her green eyes turned hazel. "Being in Gryffindor does mean something to me. It means that three fourths of the school enjoy the pranks that I pull on the Slytherins." "She really is James's child, isn't she?" WARNING: This is not a HPDM slash fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Road Ahead by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Sequel to College Talk! Their lives are moving on, apartments, jobs, engagements are all on their way, but what problems await the gang as they face life after college? All Human, Canon pairs, T because...it is. BxE, EmxR, JxA. R&R everyone!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,444 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Puma's Pup by callmeGreen-Eyes reviews
Nothing ever stays the same forever, and while on vacation she accidentally tracks down the one man she never thought she'd see again. Turns out, he was looking for her, too... SECOND PART AFTER PADFOOT AND PUMA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,031 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Wallflower by Mythal Rising reviews
During the Marauders 7th year at Hogwarts, a girl suddenly makes her way into their lives; What Sirius wants to know is why he never noticed her before. SBOC JPLE Cannon Pairings, AU ending
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 91,203 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
The Indescribable Feeling by CarryYourHeartWithMe reviews
James and Lily have always liked each other, but didn't figure it out till now. Remus first meets Tonks, is it love at first sight? Sirius is torn between his best friends, when he relizes Wormtail is sneaking off to hang with the... full summery inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/26/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Three Hundred and Sixty Five by thatchesirecat reviews
A series of Marauder shorts based on daily prompts told from varying points of view. Lily/James 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 24,294 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Daughter of Dark Magic and Dark Times by Gabriel Tannin reviews
Cadence may have escaped her Father, but escape trial from the Ministry is even more difficult then she thought. Now that she's finished school, and free of Azkaban she learns that life isn't what it seems and surviving is harder then it looks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
I Loved You More by Potteress reviews
Strange and frightening things are happening in the wizarding community and it is turning Lily's once secure, promising, life upside down. Her whole perspective begins to change, pioneered by one boy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 121,190 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Guarded by Lady Eowyn of Ithilien reviews
When Lily Evans escapes a kidnapping attempt, she's assigned a bodyguard, the last person with whom she would wish her life to be entangled, James Potter. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,650 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 11/16/2007 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Caught by lovefrog159 reviews
Lily's father's death brings her to realize that James isn't that bad. From enemies to friends to secretly dating, to a serious relationship. Funny, dramatic, a must read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,052 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Be My Biggest Fan by Crash Hale reviews
Lead guitarist Jasper shows Bella what she's been missing in her long term relationship. Will a one night stand become an ongoing affair? Or maybe something more? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5647 - Favs: 5,197 - Follows: 4,564 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Changing by BobbleHeadJesus reviews
Nothing is written in stone, and nothing gold can stay. Nothing is impossible, and nothing never changes. Broken hearts are not so easily mended, and boundaries are not so easily crossed. At least until you've had a few. JaceAlec, graphic lemony MM.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,271 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
What Are Friends For by Soccer Freak 101 reviews
Fifth year Gryffindor Cammie Legront hasn't had any friends at all during her years at Hogwarts. Meet Sirius Black, most popular student, Marauder. They're partnered up for potions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,687 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Something to Fight for by jlmill9 reviews
It’s been almost eighteen years since the end of the war and trouble is brewing again. It’s up to the trio to save it once again, the only problem is that Ron and Hermione haven’t spoken to each other in seventeen years, plus they have a son together....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,613 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Other Side by 142staircases reviews
Who says Life stops after Death? Because it most certainly doesn’t. Just because Nearly-Headless-Nick doesn’t know what happens on ‘the other side’ doesn’t mean that we don’t. The story of Lily and James’ adaptation into Death and how they spy on Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I Hate Everything about You by headoverheels4HP reviews
Spoiled, arrogant Lily Evans is back for her seventh and final year at Hogwarts.The daughter of a rich muggle business man she had it all, popularity, looks, and Head Girl. Her dreams are shattered when she meets new guy, James Potter. A role reversal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,324 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lily Evans and the Wolfsbane Secret by Delighted Dobby reviews
Lily Evans enters her seventh year at Hogwarts as Head Girl, and a series of werewolf attacks raises suspicions against an old friend. Now Lily must work to discover the truth with the help of unexpected and undesired allies, including James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,512 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Daughter of Dark Magic and Pure Blood by Gabriel Tannin reviews
Sequel to DODM. Starting her 7th year is a breeze, it's the life after Hogwarts that Cadence worries about especially as her Father grows stronger. As the fight against him gets deadlier Cadence learns to defy the reputation given to her by the public.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,257 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
College Talk by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
Name has changed! Bella Swan moves away to New York to start a New Life, of course there she meets Edward Cullen, and the rest of the gang. Everything is changing, for the better, but what happens when their pasts begin to catch up with them? R&R! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,430 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Second Chance for Love by Narnialover reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is heart broken. Victoria comes back and changes Bella. It's been 100 years later. Bella has a new family and friends and is happy with her life. What will happen when Edward finds her again and prophesies are revealed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,884 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella
Only if you go out with me, Evans by NeverAPrefect reviews
I was a horrid, horrid person. A miserable excuse for a friend. It should have been the easiest thing. Tell the boy you hate that your best mate fancies him. But I couldn't. Why? Because I fancied James Potter. Er...SINCE WHEN, LILY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,057 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Finding Our Way by AnneRG reviews
Mia and Sirius met when they were eleven. As the years passed, their roles in each other's lives grew and changed. What does the future reserve to them? Edited Version of the Original Story - Several Changes made, better grammar, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,858 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - [Sirius B., OC] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Your Best Kept Secret by Irenella Courmett reviews
Emmett owns a bar and Bella is a journalist looking for the right story. Can she find it at McCarty's? Or will she find something else? AH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,818 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
simply Bella the vampire by Akirasan215 reviews
What would happen if Edward never came back for bella after he left alone in forks, what would happen if Alice didnt see Bella go cliff diving cause she was with Jacob? what would happen if Eward cam back and Bella was a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 40,353 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lady Velisna by cylobaby reviews
Lily works for Voldemort in order to save her sister. Voldemort thinks of her as a daughter and has taught her to become a Stunner. Can James and the rest of the Order convince her that she has a chance to escape before it's too late? Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 172,573 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I've Waited So Long by koger109 reviews
Months after Edward leaves, Bella gets a visitor who will change her life forever. Bella's POV. All characters are the same as in the book- Bella's human, Cullens are vampires, werewolves are werewolves, etc. Does involve some Bella/OCs in plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 52,102 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19621 - Favs: 12,541 - Follows: 5,724 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Cutlass V1 by Queen-Cocaine reviews
AU James Potter and friends are on a mission to find his sister. To get to her first they have to encounter Captain Lily Evans and her crew of female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,671 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nothing Left to Lose by SarahJayneFics reviews
Edward Cullen made Bella Swan’s life a living hell from age ten to twelve. Finally fed up with the torment and teasing, she moved to Phoenix. Now she’s seventeen, beautiful, has a new sense of confidence, and is back in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,850 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Fire Thistle by SilentStar-009 reviews
One night, one mistake has Ino stepping on egg shells when she gets back from a mission. But it was just one night and she was sure that he would forget and she could too...right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,581 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Drabbles for Bella by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
I may be crazy, and I may be stupid, but I've decided to do a series of drabbles, one for each day that Edward is away from Bella in New Moon. Brace yourselves... 'T', for angst. NOW COMPLETE. FINALLY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 198 - Words: 42,554 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Bella - Complete
Forbidden Romance by edwardlovesbellaforever reviews
After returning home from college, Edward embarks on a passionate affair with his father's girlfriend who just so happens to be the same age as him. AU All human EB! OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,343 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unfortunately by evizyt reviews
“SHUT THE HELL UP, ASSHOLE!” Because, after seven years, I was a little bit tired. Unfortunately, I shouted this at James Potter in the middle of class. Unfortunately--I seem to use that word a lot in reference to aforementioned archenemy--we had a chat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
My Jasper by WingsRider reviews
His piercing golden eyes locked with mine intensely, never swaying with his decision. "I want you, Jasper." Jasper/Leah. Don't like, don't read. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,530 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Back from the Dead by Typie8882001 reviews
Something happened to Jasper when the Cullen left in new moon. The only one he can now trust is Bella, and they both learn how to live their lives again. Ok so I am bad at summaries but please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,702 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by AnneRG reviews
Sequel to 'Happiness After the Storm'. Sirius and Mia keep living their lives together now with the new genaration of kids that goes to Hogwarts, bringing all the possible mischief with them. In Hiatus - to be continued, eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sirius B., OC