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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Avengers, Black Books, and House, M.D..

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Don't Pretend You Care by karebear reviews
aka "blame it on the alcohol" - Haymitch and Effie through the years.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
middle ground by marniemadden reviews
effie trinket is organised. haymitch abernathy is a mess / effiehaymitch, drabble
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Consequences by SunnyFla reviews
What if Wyndham had stopped George, and taken Mitchell? A different ending to S3E8, and its aftermath.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,679 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell, George S., E. Wyndam - Complete
A User's Guide to FENRIR GREYBACK by Leavinghome reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a FENRIR GREYBACK! When all else fails, you have to read the instructions - this little handbook tells you everything you need to know. Plus the package includes a free plushie. Unecht series part 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Fenrir G. - Complete
Forces of Destiny by October Sea Breeze reviews
In Azkaban sanity slips away quicker than you think and now Scabior was waiting for the thing that would never happen to happen. Scabior/Greyback
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Scabior, Fenrir G. - Complete
Cora by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
Oneshot. A victim of Fenrir Greyback, nine-year-old Coraline Clark only has moments to direct her grief-numbed mother to her body's hidden resting place. But the fading imprints of souls cannot linger long before the train begins to sound in the distance...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Fenrir G., OC - Complete
Concerning the Unlikely Benefits of Polyjuice Potion by m81170 reviews
In Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts, two things overtook the school: Dolores Umbridge and PRICKS - The Polyjuice Romance Inspired Cupid Kissing Service. Both disturbed him greatly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Fred W., George W., Harry P. - Complete
Hayle: A Love Story by November Rising reviews
A most epic romance.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Haymitch A., Gale H. - Complete
Holidays in Azkaban by ASF13957 reviews
Two Death Eaters find a way to celebrate the winter holidays in Azkaban. Sort of an entry for Muchcoffee and Flyinglion's holiday contest. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Avery, Mulciber - Complete
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Wine, Biscuits, and Scrabble reviews
A Survival Guide to the Impending Apocalypse. There are zombies outside the bookshop, and Bernard and Manny are running low on wine. Written for Zombie Fest 2012 over on Livejournal.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Bernard B., Manny - Complete
Like Clockwork reviews
Mulciber is guilty over and scared of the things he does – the torture, the killing, the Dark magic. But he can't stop himself, because fear is a better feeling than no feeling at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Mulciber - Complete
About A Horse reviews
Loki had "such dealings" with the stallion Svadilfari that he later gave birth to a grey foal with eight legs. – Loki simply admires horses from all walks of life, in any form. Miniseries, unconnected drabbles.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Loki
The Fenris Wolf reviews
Alone in prison, Loki is grateful to see his son. But Fenrir is bitter, and Fenrir wants only to destroy. And Loki is not so sure that that is a good idea any more. Post-movie, one-shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Man Called Fenrir reviews
People aren't born monsters. This is the story of Fenrir Greyback, who was just a man, and what happened to him to turn him into a monster. Book!canon-compliant. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Fenrir G. - Complete
Boxing Day reviews
Remus visits his friend on the dullest day of the year. Sirius is tipsy, and being miserable for the sake of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
And The Bells Were Ringing Out For Christmas Day reviews
It's Christmas Eve 1957, and Orion and Walburga Black are about to learn that the Muggle world is much bigger and more intimidating than they'd thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Orion B., Walburga B. - Complete
A Bet's a Bet reviews
Augustus Rookwood will do anything for money. Ludo Bagman will do anything for a job at the Ministry. Antonin Dolohov will do anything for a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Ludo B., Antonin D. - Complete
Uncle Roddy reviews
Rodolphus is feeling down. Quite by chance, his niece is there to cheer him up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Rodolphus L., N. Tonks - Complete
House's Houses reviews
After reading the Deathly Hallows, House decides he needs to keep the magic alive by reviving Hogwarts at Princeton Plainsboro, and Sorting his team.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/22/2011 - G. House - Complete
Snatchin' reviews
Of course they're thrilled to be working for the Ministry, and working outdoors is always a plus. But they're getting sick of being with each other 24/7... A collection of short drabbles about Snatching, its merits, and its downsides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Scabior, Fenrir G. - Complete
Some Good Advice reviews
Remus Lupin hates prefect duty, and he hates being a werewolf. Xeno Lovegood thinks he's being silly. He offers angsty young Remus some good advice. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Remus L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
Fluffy reviews
"That thing has a name?" "Course he's got a name, he's mine. I got him off an Irish fella I met down the pub." Inspired by The Philosopher's Stone movie. Hagrid and Bernard have a slightly tipsy night out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Rubeus H., Bernard B. - Complete