Author has written 14 stories for Alex Rider, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Suite Life series, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Castle, Young Justice, and Hunger Games.
Hello everybody! My name is Emma Bazooka.
7832 divided by sin360 years old
Have two ridiculously overprotective parents
One annoying little sister who I manage to hate and love at the same time
And a bird.
My best friends always manage to move a year or two after I've met them
And I have an inhuman craze for french fries - the unhealthier, the better
Oh yeah, and some really great authors/stories:
angiedotdotla One of my good friends, who happens to be a total Harry Potter Geek (See? You don't need to self advertise...)
CoolWater123 Another amazing friend, who loves Percy Jackson as much as I do and has some really creative fics :)
Stitch415 His story, Back To School, is awesome. I've just adopted it, but only have two personal chapters written directly from me. Everything else is purely Stitch's. Check it out some time, it's really good.
Bleedout Sky A fictional piece, (not a fanfiction) that a friend wrote that I believe isn't getting enough attention that she deserves. It's about a post-apocalyptic world were it rains 100 days a year, everything in it is extremely old fashioned, and a special cult is secretly aspiring to bring down the so-called "witches" in their community, only to later develop into something more sinister. If you loved the Hunger Games, you'll definitely love this.
Overall Favorite Things
Whose woods these are I think I know.
My little horse must think it queer
He gives his harness bells a shake
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
-Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'
Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What does that tell you?'
Watson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?
Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.'
Castle: You have to learn how to rise above those backstabbing girls. Be smarter.
Dean: What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day and write poems about how I'm going to die? You know, I got one. Let's see. What rhymes with 'Shut up, Sam'?
Herod Sayle: Physalia Physalis, the Portuguese Man-of-War. It reminds me of myself.
Castle: Ying needs Yang. Not another Ying. Ying Yang is harmony Ying Ying is…(frowns). A name for a panda.
Dean: There's Sam-girls and Dean-girls...what...what's a slash fan?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What in the hell happened back there?
Nurse #2: I'll get a doctor.
Beckett: Be careful, okay?
Henricksen: I shot the Sheriff.
Captain Montgomery: Feds say he is a white male, 25 to 45 years old.
Castle: …That’s when you, Esposito, and Annie Oakley come bursting through the door.