Beefy Bibbles
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Joined 08-05-10, id: 2481605, Profile Updated: 06-22-13
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.


My name is Beef! Well.. Actually, it's Beth, but please, call me Beef :)

I'm 18.

I LOVE UNICORNS. Other things too... but mostly UNICORNS.

-RETIRED from the Fanfiction community. But please check out my Wattpad account: wattpad .com/user/beeeef. LOVE YOU GUYS


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Betizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Unicorn

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lynn Harbour

5.YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Humbench

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Slushie

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Emyulst

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Khammie

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Hyatt

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): Hurricane Watermelon (?)

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Blue Peg-leg

Boyish/Girlish Survey (bolded he ones that applied to meself):


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Sometimes)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Baseball)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Well, occasionally)
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (Usually)

Score- 10


You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport (F NO)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing (Kinda sorta)

Score- 13

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Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
With Arms Wide Open by Lily-On-Water reviews
There had been no cry when their baby boy came out, no cry from the child they had both so longed for, the baby boy they had been going to name Falcon. Lives will be changed and relationships will be put to the test as they struggle in their independent means of finding solace. Will they cling together in the wake of this tragedy or just be further drifted apart? NO SONGFIC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Fang, Max
FRIENDSHIP AND WAR by DoubleCheeseYAH reviews
Max and her best friend Lissa go on a two week cruise. Max meets a boy and Lissa meets a boy. The boy Lissa likes, likes Max. Not so good at writing summaries but please do read
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
A Chance at Freedom by InkDrinker reviews
Six kids, another flock, escape from a School in Texas. What discoveries await them outside of the only home they've ever known? Join Nico, Alexis, Cassie, Brendan, Nikki, and Mitchel for another incredible ride.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,919 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010
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Quiet reviews
Max is on vacation with her parents. While staying at the hotel, she meets Fang, the pool boy. And then there's Dylan, the cute blond surfer, and the jerk. Who will Max end up falling for? And what will happen when she has to go back home? *AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011
Got a Secret reviews
When 16-year-old Max finds herself pregnant, her life turns completely upside down. Her boyfriend, the father, leaves, and her parents come close to kicking her out. And then there's Fang. Follow Max as she struggles through teen pregnancy and romance.*AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011
Pretend reviews
*OC. First chapter may suck, but it WILL get better. AFTER FANG* -Freydis is an escapee from the School. But while she was escaping, she gets shot. Who does she wake up to? And is this just a coincidental meet up? -HIATUS-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Fang