YuriSashaIvanov
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Author has written 1 story for Bleach.

Name: YuriSashaIvanov

Age: Unknown

Birthday: November 6

Sorry... I'd give you more info if I wasn't afraid of any creeps.

I enjoy yaoi, which means I will write yaoi. For those of you who don't know (poor, poor people...) yaoi is God. I'm just kidding, yaoi is... I can't even explain it, here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi

Anyways, along with yaoi, angst is also awesome. I love angst. It makes me all happy inside... Probably because of my masochism. (If you don't know what angst, or masochism is, get a dictionary.)

I'm a new writer, so I'd enjoy any advice you'd be willing to give me. As much as I like reading them, I can't write sex-scenes worth a penny. Sorry...

If you have any questions you want to ask me, go ahead.

I like all different kinds of music. Here are some bands/people:

Beethoven
Brahm
Mozart
A Perfect Circle
Mushroom head
Korn
Eminem/Slim Shady
Evanescence
Breaking Benjamin
Marilyn Manson
Drowning Pool
System of a Down
Cherrie Poppin' Daddies
My Chemical Romance
Tool
Three Days Grace
Linken Park
Hollywood Undead
Limp Bizkit
Staind
Nine Inch Nails
Bob Marley
Slipknot
Voltaire
Carlos Santana
Frank Sinatra
Nancy Sinatra
Pink

There is more, but I can't remember them all.

DO THIS PLEASE:

http://www.cybernations.net/default.asp?Referrer=Billie


In Progress Stories:

1. Who Am I?

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Boarding School by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard and Seras are sent to infiltrate a boarding school
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,403 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alucard, Seras
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2831 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Aberration by Elistax reviews
Integra pitied the Hogwarts students that were soon to be subjected to Alucard and whatever was his twisted idea of teaching.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Alucard
On and Off by RikusChika778 reviews
Zero and Kaname are enemies for Yuuki's love, but when a pureblood transfers to a the academy and catches Zero's attention and Kaname becomes jealous. He proclaims he's only a shield for Yuuki, but it's possible Kaname thinks more of him... contains yaoi
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,618 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Love and War by padfoot1mione reviews
What if Ponyboy and Sodapop weren't brothers. What if they were lovers. DarryFans may not want to read it. I do not own The Outsiders
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C.
Two Brunettes and A Silver Angel by irmina reviews
This is the story of the Kuran brothers, Kaname and Senri, and their beloved silver-haired Angel Zero Kuran. Yaoi, shota, Mpreg. KanameXZero, SenriXZero.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,111 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Love is unbound by Inu no youkai reviews
Kaname Kuran, pureblood of the only human and vampire co-existing school, Cross Academy, has always been possessive of his properties. And he very much considered a certain silver-haired prefect HIS property. He would not allow anyone, or ANYTHING, to take Zero away from him. Especially not some ugly, fat self-proclaimed strong pureblood vampire who said he wanted Zero as his mate.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,330 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Empty Room With A Song by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alexander Anderson, the high school senior, quarterback, rich kid; clashes with the withdrawn, troubled teen who goes by the name Hell Dog or Alucard on the streets and by Vlad at school...here is their struggle to survive. Note: This is not yaoi.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 172,715 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Alexander, Alucard
Consuming Fire by Maranni123 reviews
At the mercy of their emotions and the ancient Vulcan time of mating, things go from bad to worse when Jim, Spock, and the crew are kidnapped as Spock goes into Pon Farr. With the biological clock ticking, will Spock and Jim survive? Warning: K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,452 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
W Butterfly by SirIntegrity reviews
No one ever told him because they thought it was obvious. Twenty years later, she returns to haunt him. Inspired by the play "M Butterfly" by David Hwang; rated M for mild language and sexual conduct. WalterxGirlycard
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Walter, Alucard - Complete
Genophobia by BonneNuit reviews
Ichigo has a fear of sex because of something that happened when he was young. He’s unable to get over it until he meets Starrk. Ichigo thinks he may have finally met someone who was actually worth it, then his past rears its ugly head. StarrkxIchigo yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Ichigo K., C. Stark
The Only Truth by ArwendeImladris reviews
K/S. Kirk is loyal. Spock... is not. Betrayal is the only truth that sticks.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 105 - Published: 9/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Bad Romance by Eclipse Bloodmoon reviews
Spock isn't the kind of boyfriend one would expect. No one knows that better than James Tiberius Kirk, and Doctor McCoy thinks it's high time he stepped in. Rated for language. WIP
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Second Heart by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard awakens in an old form and later finds himself at the mercy of a familiar paladin. Keep an open mind and do not flame me or hit me with a shovel...this is not yaoi
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alexander, Alucard
Angel of Mine by Eclipse Bloodmoon reviews
Spock breaks up with Jim because he assumes that the captain is incapable of maintaining a monogamous relationship. A month later, even Spock is horrified by what he did. Lots of hurt!Jim K/S, mentioned K/SPrime
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Silver Rose, Bloody Fangs by Wolf Sapphire reviews
Kaname Kuran knew everything that is Zero Kiryuu, even the prefect's past involvement with vampires. What he didn't count on was that Zero had another past. One that, when unveiled, would leave the pureblood jealous and possessive. KxZ, past ZxOMC s
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Yawning Fangs by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Anderson versus sleeping Alucard...meant to be AAxA.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
Quiet Houses by fagur fiskur reviews
Jim and Spock have a highly private conversation, overheard by several of their friends. K/S. Slash, not happy. Rated for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,068 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Keeping Time by death-in-the-orchard reviews
A display of cruelty in the relationship between the slave and Master. Alucard and Abraham Van Hellsing. Warning for MATURE and disturbing content
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Little Voices Echo in the Halls by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard has to save an orphanage, but Anderson is already there and some how it becomes quite a comical predicament and later some AndersonxAlucard
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Alucard, Alexander - Complete
Second Hand Smoker by Rayze von Wolfin reviews
Jinx/Jak/Razer love triangle, Need I say more?
Jak and Daxter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Jak M., Razer
In Late Autumn by caramine reviews
Ulquiorra waits for Grimmjow's doctor's appointment to end. AU, yaoi, GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Nesting by vlbuehle reviews
Jim is moody, cranky, and very pregnant. Spock is...building a nest? MPREG
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Fault by Comatose Overdose reviews
Ulquiorra was ordered to remove Grimmjow's number. He does so Grimmjow uttered one of the worst things he could ever say to him. GrimmUlqui. Suicide. shounen-ai. oneshot. please read and review.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Catwalk by pretense reviews
‘Ulquiorra’ and ‘indifferent’ are basically two synonymous words. But everything changes when our protagonist wakes up one morning sharing a bed with the latest celebrity sensation in town. AU. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,383 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Cat and Mouse by ArwendeImladris reviews
AU. Slash. Lex finally pushes Clark too hard, and he runs away to Bludhaven – and his best friend, Dick Grayson. Bruce just happens to be there…
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Captain and the Reporter by ArwendeImladris reviews
Clark Kent aka Superman can live indefinitely without aging as long as there is a yellow sun. In the 23rd century, he interviews Earth’s new hero – James T. Kirk. His world will never be the same. Clark/Jim slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,353 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - J. Kirk
Just In Time by kazahaya-kun reviews
Zero vanished five months ago and now Kaname has finally found him. And not in a situation he had expected. Mpreg.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Captain's Code by LaylaBinx reviews
When a dangerous man from Jim's past suddenly resurfaces, he's faced with a tough decision: resign as captain of the Enterprise or risk the lives of his crew. The choice was obvious. LOTS and LOTS of Hurt Jim!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Just One Second by De-gnome reviews
Prompt: Kirk and part/most/all of the crew thinks he's with Spock. Spock says or does something with the belief that he is not emotionally attached to anyone. Jim is devastated.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Fallen for You by RandomFact reviews
Shore leave, and a secretive Captain, leads to something Spock was not expecting.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Helping Hand by hihielmo reviews
A fourteen year old Kirk tries to help out an untight Spock. WARNING: References to child abuse and non con.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Do you remember? by star-stickies reviews
Ulquiorra suddenly remembers his past as a human while dreaming, and Grimmjow appears as a significant person in his life. Will telling Grimmjow this be for the better or worse? Does Grimmjow remember?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Doubt by LaylaBinx reviews
Jim needs some reassurance and Bones is there to offer it. Takes place immediately after Nero is defeated. First ever Star Trek fic so please be nice! :D
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Captivated by Dior Crystal reviews
Ulquiorra has left Aizen's army and Ichigo has been assigned to watch over him. Can Ichigo cope with watching over the ever curious, beautiful arrancar? IchiUlqui. Fluff. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
Wake up, Ulquiorra by Dior Crystal reviews
Aizen has ordered Grimmjow to take care of a bedridden Ulquiorra, much to Grimmjow's dismay. This was not how he had planned to spend his time. Yaoi. Twisted AiUlqui. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Age Question by Kazuya Arsashi008 reviews
Well, that was one question Zero was NEVER going to ask that bastard ever again. OneShot. Warning: implied yaoi, and a bit of crack :D
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Misery Loves Company II by Clue-Sama reviews
The sequel after the first Misery Loves Company. Zero and Kaname's infant relationship is threatened by a newcomer who is trying to woo Zero away! But... if that's cheating on Kaname, what's our dear Kaname doing helping Sara Shirabuki make babies? Yaoi
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,990 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Red pen, Black pen by anonymousK3 reviews
Yuuki stuggles in her choice between Kaname and Zero, but could they have moved on without her? One sided Zero/Yuuki/Kaname, slight Kaname/Zero/Kaname or something like that- if you squint
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K.
Schiffer's List by Skyskater reviews
A few Christmases ago, I met Ulquiorra Schiffer at a mall. He was standing in the line for Santa. It was the things he wanted for Christmas that made me reach out. UlquiGrimm.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Clue-Sama reviews
Zero is having very bad problems with his younger brother, Ichiru. To make things even more difficult, the blood bond with Kaname has taken a most embarassing turn! But what about Yuuki? Yaoi-KanamexZero, rape and abuse, I put drama, but I'm not sure.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,998 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Under the Rose by Blackened Wing reviews
Kaname and Zero have a fight and Zero storms off, only to end up in deep trouble with a couple of cruel aristocrats who want to teach him his place. Will Kaname listen to what Zero said, or what his heart is saying? Attempted non-con.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,224 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Forgotten Memories by zapid reviews
Harry thinks he's seen Snape's real worst memory, but he hasn't, and neither has Snape. Snape breaks a memory charm and discovers a dark part of his past. JPSS -Rape- -Complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
Who Am I? reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki, is not Ichigo Kurosaki. Masaki was in love with someone else before she went with Isshin. Who is Ichigo's father? Rated M for foul language. UlquiorraxIchigo. Fem!Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra