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Joined 08-06-10, id: 2482628, Profile Updated: 07-06-12
Author has written 3 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

Welcome to my account! I currently have three stories published, and I'm working on another that will take a LONG time... I only write one-shots, and I'm not much of a writer, at that. I have terrible work ethic, and little motivation. I should probably put in a general disclaimer here too, yeah? Meh.

I do not own nor claim to own any of the books/manga/anime/games that I write about. All of those things belong to their respective owners (there is an unspoken 'duh' at the end of this sentence, now spoken).

About me:

Screen name: Disk 9, Crystallia (not the one on fanfic, this is my only account. I'm Crystallia elsewhere... Occasionally)

Real name: Pfft, like I'll tell you that.


I'm going to pull a Kakashi here.

I have many likes, a few dislikes, I have one hobby, and my dreams are none of your business. I have some friends, a few enemies, and no crushes. Oh, and I used to be HPTICP Fan. In case you're wondering.

About my stories:

Lessons from a Monkey:

This is actually my first fanfiction. I'm quite proud of it, even though there are some parts that could have been better. It's definitely not my absolute best work, but I think that as a very first work, it's fairly good. When I finally get around to writing my fourth fic, I might go back and edit this. Might.

The Life and Times of Vine Bottle:

As fics go, this is probably my worst fic yet... It's completely random, no plot at all, pure crack. Well, it was meant to be a birthday fic... *shrugs* Oh well. I'm going to leave this as it is so I can wince over it in a few years. If I'm still around, that is.

Birthday Boy:

Well, I missed Hibari's birthday, so of course I needed to do something for Mukuro, right? I started this about a week before Mukuro's birthday... I didn't know it was his birthday until Vino told me over Skype... I suppose it's a bit rushed... and hard to follow... but definitely better than Vine Bottle. Maa... I might go over this again if I write something for Hibari's birthday. Maybe. Bah, who am I kidding? I'm not motivated enough to edit it. Nor am I paid enough. In fact, I'm not paid at all... but that's beside the point.

This 'Mysterious' Fourth Fic:

So... I was gonna try something that a reviewer suggested... but it didn't quite work out. I got a measly 100 words out, and hit a massive dam. I'm chipping at it, but I've barely made any progress. The hole I've got is about 27 centimeters deep, barely a pockmark in a 18 meter thick concrete wall. And that's all I'll tell you. I've also run out of motivation to keep chipping... Hopefully it'll get published next year. Or the year after that. Maybe.

( )_( ) When I write Bunny normally
(='.'=) Bunny always seems to disappear
(")_(") so now I'm writing next to Bunny.

This is Bunny. BOW DOWN TO BUNNY! Then copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help Bunny gain world domination.

Anywho, I appreciate anyone who took the time to read that (and this).

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Keeping Your Character by Insanity-Red reviews
When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn't so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,802 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 5,146 - Follows: 5,326 - Updated: 7/25/2020 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Lambo
Catalysis by Teh Twinnesses Presents reviews
Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 217,156 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 2/19/2019 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,476 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
Spread Your Wings and Fly by randomfics reviews
Wing!fic AU: In a universe where every human has wings, there are as many different kinds of wings as there are pokemon. A combined set of drabbles about those with wings, those without, and those that fall inbetween.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Dudley Dursley discovers by swanpride reviews
The sequel to "Harry Potter recommends". Harry has finally reached Hogwarts. But how will he deal with his fame, the other students and his new guardian? And what will the fate of the Dursleys be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,742 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Dudley D.
When a Stranger Interferes by WizardsGirl reviews
A few months have passed since the events of WPI. When circumstances come to pass, and Harry finds he must travel to Johto for a Journey, what enemies and friends await him? Sequel to WPI. R&R. M for Just In Case... I'm done now... READ PREQUEL 1ST! XP
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,061 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 1,458 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P.
The Dichotomy of Good and Evil by InsaneKAT reviews
Contrary to the popular beliefs, Harry Potter did not become an Auror/the Minister/a Muggle/the next Dark Lord, outlaw cheese, waste his life drinking, get a harem, leave Britain, find a long-lost sibling, destroy Magical Britain, or even become a DADA teacher at Hogwarts. Nope. He's decided to teach History. Post-DH. Happy birthday, Harry Potter and Jo Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
When a Phoenix Interferes by WizardsGirl reviews
A ten-year-old Harry Potter is sent to the pokemon world by none other than Fawkes! How will the boy take it? Will he fight and strive to become the best? Or will he fall and be forgotton? ...Wait, there's a third choice? R&R
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 105,823 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 2,569 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Những bài học đến từ một con khỉ đột by Hyouton Inuki reviews
Fic dịch. Chuyện gì sẽ xảy ra nếu gia sư của Tsuna không phải Reborn mà là Xanxus?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - Vietnamese - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Xanxus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Naruto of the Sand by CaptainFlye reviews
Across the desert a woman flees her village. Just earlier that year she had been forced to birth a demon, but her next child will not share that fate. What happens when she meets Kakashi coming back from a mission and he takes her to Konoha? FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 204,801 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
It's Kinda Funny by Dremagon reviews
A quick MukuroxReader oneshot. 'He'd honestly rather not spend the next few months fearing for his life in the hallways and dodging random, dangerously sharp projectiles...'Now a series of Reader/OCxGuardians!CH.19 GIOTTO! Requests accepted! REVIEW!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,161 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
Tears of the Fallen by InsaneKAT reviews
Blood trickled out my mouth, and I tried to lift a hand to wipe it away. Sempai would laugh at me. And he did. He smiled his trademark smile for me one last time. His tears are still running, running, never stopping. And I smiled back. TYL. T for blood.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Fran, Belphegor - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4291 - Favs: 3,996 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Ruling You by magicXheart reviews
Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,533 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 10,696 - Follows: 4,250 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Someday by Eirenei reviews
AU: Tsuna is stressed. The school competition is near, and the boys are not helping their case. So how would Tsuna deal with it? Fem Tsuna/many, fem 27many,
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,932 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Being Found by MrRigger reviews
COMPLETE! AU. Morino Ibiki was having a bad day. Then he met the container of the Kyuubi. Let's see how our favorite jinchuuriki ends up now. Epic length.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 147,279 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter recommends by swanpride reviews
Because of a chance meeting in a toy store, the Dursleys get the opportunity to utilise Harry's fame. Whereas they get more and more money to spend, he ends up living as a prisoner in his own house. AU, No Pairings, Translated by DracaDelirus THANK YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,984 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Little Magic by Retse reviews
Harry Potter/Katekyo Hitman Reborn Crossover: Insert one Harry Potter into the KHR world and what do you get? A normal day for Sawada Tsunayoshi.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 366 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Fracas by EatOthis reviews
Hogwarts has an underground pasttime, a game that only the best and the wisest can play in… Patronus battling. The top dog of the game has a very unique patronus, a dragon. But no one knows who he is. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,982 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 8,902 - Follows: 5,382 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Where Do Broken Hearts Go? by Athenian Grace reviews
It's a famous bet, really. Get the girl in the bed and get the money. Then dump her like yesterday's trash in front of the everyone to see. Blaise Zabini decides to takes the offer from Draco Malfoy. The target? Hermione Granger, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,289 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hogwarts Alumni Book Club by Miranda Aurelia reviews
When Hermione gives Harry, Draco, Ginny and Ron a copy of Deathly Hallows, none of them are pleased with the epilogue. [A story where the HP characters read Book 7 and overreact...slightly.] Warning: Book 7 Spoilers. HHr, DG, RLu
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pride of Suna by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
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Birthday Boy reviews
What do people think when Mukuro's birthday comes around? A look at each of the guardians' perspectives - including the birthday boy himself. A bit... well... mean due to the guardians' natures, so K . No pairings, although a bit of 6996 and 96? if you squint. Maybe.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Mukuro R. - Complete
The Life and Times of Vine Bottle reviews
This is a story. A story about a brave, young wine bottle. He traveled far and wide, until he was finally defeated. By Byakuran. Yes, this is a semi-continuation on my other fic, Lessons from a Monkey. It's crack. It's also a birthday gift to The Ice Within. Happy B-day Icy!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Byakuran - Complete
Lessons from a Monkey reviews
What if Reborn wasn't Tsuna's tutor? What if the Ninth decided that it would be beneficial if his son trained the future Tenth? Random snippets in time. The Varia arc does not exist. No pairings. Crack. T for language and slight mention of gore. Previously known as What If.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete