Anakin McFly
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Author has written 76 stories for Back to the Future, Star Wars, Marching Band, Minesweeper, Calvin & Hobbes, Young Jedi Knights, Final Fantasy X, Animorphs, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, Teletubbies, Matrix, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, Speed series, Heroes, Moon, Star Trek: 2009, and Spaceballs.

Hello! In light of the new decade, I've finally decided to fix my profile after years of negligence and broken links.

So - I'm a writer from Singapore, and I first joined FFN when when I was 12. I'm in my 30s now and not quite sure what happened, but I'm extremely impressed that this site is still around.

Fandoms: Back to the Future, The Matrix, Star Wars, Heroes, Fringe, Harry Potter, BBC Sherlock, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Homepage: whoaisnotme dot net slash anakinmcfly

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/anakinmcfly

Fanfic not published here:

THE KENSELTON TRILOGY (Multi-fandom crossover novels, up on my homepage):

1. Real World
whoaisnotme(.)net(/)anakinmcfly(/)rw(.)htm
Fandoms: Back to the Future, The Matrix, Star Wars, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Frighteners
Synopsis: Several characters get zapped into the real world and have to deal with each other and the discovery that they're fictional.
Word Count: 107,417

2. The Not-Particularly-Excellent Adventures of the Keanu-Spawn
whoaisnotme(.)net(/)anakinmcfly(/)keanuspawn(.)htm
Fandoms: Keanu Reeves' films.
Synopsis: Several Keanu characters get transported to a mysterious hotel in an obscure part of the multiverse, and have to learn to work together if they are ever to get out. Personality clashes, chaos and hilarity ensue.
Word Count: 66,421

3. Quinto Formaggi (sequel and spin-offs)
whoaisnotme(.)net(/)anakinmcfly(/)quintoplets(.)htm
Fandoms: Zachary Quinto's films and TV work
Synopsis: A bunch of Zachary Quinto's characters are trapped in a hotel and have to survive each other. Tragedy ensues, because one of them is a psychopathic serial killer who just wants to be special.
Word Count: 63,102

(Reviews for those are always appreciated! Feel free to drop me an email at starwarsisnotdead at gmail dot com.)


Other things I've made:

Texts From Quintoplets (textsfromquintoplets at tumblr)
The excellent adventures of a bunch of guys whose names mostly start with 'S'

Texts from Keanuspawn (textsfromkeanuspawn at tumblr)
Because Keanu Reeves' characters lead fascinating lives

Casting Our Whoas Aside (cowa-comic at livejournal)
Defunct webcomic on possibly permanent hiatus

Whoa Is (Not) Me (whoaisnotme(.)net)
Keanu Reeves fansite which I've been running since 2008, home to the world's largest archive of Keanu Reeves articles and interviews.

I will, eventually, finish all the fics I have started. It may take years, decades, or centuries, but I will finish them. You have my word on this.
...I think.

May the Force be with you, live long and prosper, and be excellent to each other. Always.

- Anakin McFly

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I WANT TO HAVE VOLDEMORTS BABY ! by IamAPoet reviews
Ginny Weasly hasn't got over Tom Riddle that easily. So she tries to hunt him down, tries him to get to know her, love him, and have his baby. That is her greatest wish! She wants to be Miss Thomas Riddle. NEW CHAPTER UP after 15 year hiatus :)!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,399 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2020 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Ginny W., Voldemort
Asylum by The Smiling Shadow reviews
They're not Neo and Smith. They're Thomas and John. And they are insane. They've spent 5 years in an asylum, together in their white room. Trying to remember what happened to them. Putting it all together. Did it all really happen?
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,342 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
TNT Doesn't Cause Mushroom Clouds by Darkfire359 reviews
Double fic. First, Mohinder finds out that Sylar sings his Christmas carols a little differently than normal people. Then, Mohinder has a secret admirer, and quests to find out who it is.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
The Matrix Characters, Your Very Own Manual by Possessed-Gummy-Bear-Inferno reviews
Here are the long awaited Manuals to your favorite Matrix characters! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's not Neo, it's not the Nebuchadnezzar, it's...the sentinel! Huzzah!
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,983 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006
Captcha is Xenophobic by yukiislikesnow reviews
Mr. Spock is frustrated at Captcha's wording. Suppose to be humor but tapers off into fluffy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Mister Sandman by Us-And-Them reviews
He's been dreaming. It shouldn't even be a surprise anymore. It's a constant, and it always ends the same way—blankets a mess, blood on the pillow, some broken-record-image looping quietly in his head. *My take on a 16-year-old Tommy Anderson. Oneshot.*
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Neo - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Friends by DeathbyChiasmus reviews
Joey, Chandler, and a very pregnant Rachel accidentally strand themselves in an unfamiliar universe of Babel Fishes and talking doors. The other three freak out trying to find their missing friends. Crossover with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,605 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/13/2005
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Dylan Saga by 280448 reviews
The wacky and random adventures of Dylan as she joins forces with Neo, Trinity, and Morpheus to save her friends from the agents.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Neo, Morpheus
The Forgotten by Small Chemist reviews
Marty can’t keep up this charade for long. He doesn’t know his family anymore, and it’s only a matter of time before they figure out his secret. It's been one week since Marty’s time travels, and already his family is falling apart. Marty's POV.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007
Future Son Part 2 by Smudgie reviews
Beware: this is darker than Part One CHAPTER 3 UP
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006
Fragments Of A Diseased Mind by MaleaBotor reviews
Insanity abounds as the Hitchhiker's Guide gang engage in a series of totally random adventures. Will Arthur ever get to have tea again? Will Ford ever make sense? Will Zaphod stop hitting on random girls? Will Trillian actually be mentioned? Find out!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 12/17/2004
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Nearly Everything by Wacko the Sane reviews
Guide entries for several random things, R&R
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005
Penpals by Smenzer reviews
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader start writing letters to each other, unaware of who the other really is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,865 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
So Long, and Thanks for All the Phish by Ol' Janx Spiriteers reviews
A peek into the digital lives of Arthur and Ford. And a few other people they meet on the way. CHAPTER THREE UP.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Hanging the Matrix by Jake Skywalker reviews
Neo decides to hack into the largest computer network on Earth: the Matrix itself! This causes drastic results all over the world and climaxes with Neo and the Architect blackmailing each other. ONESHOT.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Neo, Architect - Complete
What My Mother Taught Me by Saber Girls reviews
You learn all sorts of stuff when Leia is your mom... My mother taught me about KITCHEN APPLIANCES: '... and this is why we never put thermal detonators in the dishwasher.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Leia O. - Complete
The Artist by Kenya Starflight reviews
A young boy obsessed with Star Wars befriends a strange but kindly shop owner and admires his artwork. But a robbery gone awry reveals the truth behind the storekeeper's paintings.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,717 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete
Brothers Or Something Of The Sort by Suulsa-Krii and Huntress reviews
Written in what we hope to be Adams-like style. This story's like the prequel to Hitch Hiker's. What were Ford and Zaphod like as kids? As teens? As novice adventurers? What's a Hrung and why did it choose to collapse on Beatleguise 7?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,810 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005
One by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Shadow's 100th Story! The War ends, and life begins anew within peace. Yet the spirit of Neo and the spirit of Smith continue on in the Dream World, wandering, watching, listening. Living on to balance the ways of life. They are One.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,133 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
The Bowl of Petunias by Kat Highmoon reviews
This is another story of why the Bowl of Petunias thought "Oh no, not again" seconds before crashing onto the surface of the planet Magrathea.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/9/2005
Oh Lovely, My Reed's Broken Again by youbetcha reviews
A collection of stories and such (in chronological order) of my life as an oboe player in elementary, middle, and now high school.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,831 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 4/20/2003
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2836 - Favs: 7,178 - Follows: 615 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
My Science Fiction Twin by Kleenexwoman reviews
Is doing better than expected. He's trapped in his own parallel dimension, that's why I'm so forgiving...
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Complete
Matrix Fan by The Smiling Shadow reviews
To all the fans out there, we endure a lot. But those who endure, conquer, and with the Matrix we have been inspired. To all those who have been hurt, and enlightened. I give you this. Through us the Matrix will never die. And we may even be unplugged
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
A Most Horrifying Room by Delleve reviews
There is a room that contains so many horrors that it boggles the mind and there’s only one person who could ever possibly love it: a certain Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Voldemort
PastForward by Eternal Density reviews
When Doc takes his family back to the 19th century, reality changes yet again. But why? They must go back to the future to find out before it's too late and everyone is erased from existence.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Complete
The Matrix: Parodies by Rusty Shackleford reviews
Some screenplays I wrote for parodies of the matrix movies. Contains strong language. Revolutions parody is up! Now has deleted scenes and more! Added some mini parodies for opening credits.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
Harry Potter in Back to the Future by Lady of the Dark reviews
Harry and Co. went to the year 1976. They don't know how they got there and they don't know how they are going to get back. They went to Hogwarts to seek the answers and found help from a boy named Emmett. Will they get home or stay in the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,943 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Kindergarten by trinchardin reviews
What if the characters of the Matrix went to kindergarten together? [Concluding Chapter!]
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003
The Secret Diary of Agent Smith by Hobbit-eyes reviews
So the diaries of Agent Smith are back again. Some cheer, some mutter angrily 'Oh no, doesn't she ever STOP' But whatever. Ever wondered what goes on inside that massive forehead? Probably not this. No slash, just my usual strangeness.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003
Is Mommy Going to be Okay? by The Smiling Shadow reviews
His mom was never there for him. His mom was in the hospital. His mom's heart was broken. Then her head became broken. Thomas's A. Anderson's mom never came back from the hospital. And she only gave him a teddy bear that he named Neo.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Neo
Daddy's Little Girl by The Smiling Shadow reviews
Smith created a child for only one purpose, to be a decoy. But what happens when the child starts to call Smith "Daddy"? What will Smith do when emotions startup? What will he do with this child? What will he do with his daughter? SET IN REL. AND REV.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,759 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Smith, A.
Too Much Fried Food... by Teto reviews
When the parts of the movie happen in someone's life.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 7/10/2001
The Condensed Chronicles of Narnia by amaretto and coke reviews
With emphasis on DENSE. Rating for bad language.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Published: 12/21/2003
The Makeover by Elalipa reviews
The Fellowship and company get a makeover: Aragon takes a bath, Gollum uses hair tonic and takes English classes, the Ring get vandalised... WHAT DID LEGOLAS DO TO HIS HAIR? Chapter 6: Personal Slave, Faithful Dog
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003
The Matrix : A Parody by silverlake7169 reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. This is a parody of The Matrix. ^_~
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
Band Geekism by notkamers reviews
Being a band geek so much more than people think. It's much more than the stereotype allows.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
Fixing Time by Flaming Trails reviews
Doc's first trip into the future. Basically the set up of my nonsequel universe.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,049 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2003 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown - Complete
Behind the Door by Backroads reviews
Voldemort discovers the horrors behind the locked door in the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Dude, Where's My Spoon? by M4K0 reviews
It’s…it’s…AN UPDATE!!! *choirs of Neo TV-Heads sing HALLELUIAH!* But just when you thought it was gonna be a stonking big chapter like the car chase,…it isn’t. Instead, I give you a Side-dish the like of which you've never seen here before!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,667 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Chibi Wars by Aphy reviews
*updated!* Fourteen Star Wars characters have gone chibi and back to kindergarten! Now kindergarten is complete, as well as Junior High! Will everyone survive Maul's surprise at the grade nine farewell? I think not! ^_^
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,628 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Complete
Dude, Where's My Spoon?: Reposted by M4K0 reviews
The ENTIRE FIRST HALF of Dude, Where's My Spoon? Posted in chronological order. REVAMPED as of 10 Nov 2003. Updates coming soon.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2003
Tedium by Ash The Wanderer reviews
Agent Smith was waiting for Neo, Morpheus, and the Keymaker in the hallway of doors in Matrix Reloaded. He ran into Niobe (or Ghost) in the hallway in Enter the Matrix. Just how long was Agent Smith waiting in that damn hallway anyway?
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Smith, A.
The Matrix Reconstituted by Bohemian Rabbit reviews
A strange fusion that happened to stray into my mind. The Matrix meets Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure...I am not making any promises about quality.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003
World Of Darkness by Flaming Trails reviews
In Biffhorrific Hill Valley, an Alternate Doc is going to get a severe shock. A complement to the VDCs, but not part of them.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,861 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
Neo in Fanfiction Land by radishface reviews
Morpheus, Trinity and Neo discover fanfiction. Neo investigates, and winds up elsewhere. Filled with recognizable fandom goodies including cameos by Ash Ketchum, Mary Sue, and The Other One. >_< OmG! n0 w4Y!!11
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2003
Death of a Fan by Backroads reviews
Harry's fan dies. Written before OotP came out, but still worth a read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Matrix Outtakes Revisited by Isiodith reviews
Ch 8 is up. Formerly known as Matrix Outtakes Reloaded, but i know i will write a series for Reloaded once the second installment is out.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 4/11/2002
Fight The Future by Flaming Trails reviews
Biff has a time machine, and the Time Trippers must stop him from changing history for the worse. Vampire Doc Chronicle 3.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,076 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2003 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown, Marty McFly - Complete
Little Kids by Just Groovy reviews
**Chapter 5 is finally up! Thanks for your patience.** Jacen and Jaina are six years old, and their family is taking a trip to Yavin 4. Will the twins drive everyone insane? Likely. Please R&R!
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 9/14/2002
Broke into a Flutist's locker...again? by melligirl reviews
If you review me, I'll go away! I promise!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2001
Mineswept by Aetre reviews
A purely pointless, yet hopefully entertaining fic about Fatal Error, a little unwelcome character living in my computer.
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,456 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2001 - Published: 10/30/2001
Holy Trinity High School Computer Club by Byl Glinka reviews
A high school computer club gets too close to the Truth
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2000
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A Treasure That Was Never Yours
A trans boy tries to survive at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12 - Complete
It Can Be Cruel Sometimes reviews
When perfection isn't.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Marty McFly - Complete
Three Years of Eternity reviews
In the moon-world of Sam City, two Sams just want to live. Contains mild slash and non-mild GERTYs.
Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Human reviews
Sam teaches GERTY what it's like. Mild slash.
Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
So, You're Here to Save the World reviews
Sometimes, Peter Petrelli has the feeling that his world isn't completely real. Matrix universe crossover.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Green reviews
They say it ends when you are eaten...
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
You Are My Density reviews
...said a very drunk Kirk to his First Officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Two Become One reviews
The ponderings of one Sam on another.
Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Complete
You Drive Me Crazy reviews
Peter won't let Sylar out of the car, but he really, really, really needs to use the bathroom.
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Peter P., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
TTA reviews
Because there's such a thing as too much time travel.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
I'll Never Ride a Bus Again reviews
Songfic, set to the tune of 'I'll Never Fall in Love Again'. Title is self-explanatory.
Speed series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
There is No Caffeine reviews
A collection of Matrix vignettes, mostly Neo-centric. #8 - Secret Window
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Neo
This Sucks reviews
Ash gets her wish of entering the Harry Potter universe. The catch - she is transformed into a Mary Sue. And she hates Mary Sues. But no matter how hard she tries, she cannot mar her hated perfection...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009
Speed to the Future! reviews
Speed crossover. Yep, it's as bad as it sounds. Hopefully worse. FEAR ME AND MY CRACK!FIC. Rated T for mindless deaths.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Time Is An Illusion reviews
Matrix crossover. Wake up, Marty.
Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Worst Poems Ever reviews
Presenting The Ode to the Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles, and the varied colourful works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005
Tales of the Flux Capacitor reviews
A assortment of short stories that explore the different aspects of the BTTF universe. STORY 17 UP
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,681 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 11/28/2002
Sunglasses reviews
It's the life of the Smiley. Go into The Room. Play The Game. Die. At least, that's how things were... until one Smiley decided to change it all. FINISHED
Minesweeper - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,164 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Complete
Matrix Revolutions, The Other Versions reviews
Chapter 15 up: The D-Movie Magic Version
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Neo, Smith, A.
The Llama Song Has You reviews
The Matrix versions of The Llama Song: The Agent Song, The Neo Song, The Morpheus Song, The Cypher Song, The Mero Song, The Oracle Song, The Trinity Song, The Mouse Song, The Squiddy Song, The Cookie Song, The Redpill Song and now The Sati Song
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Smith, A., Neo
Trilobites! reviews
One day at the Museum of Natural History...
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
The Matrix: Replayed reviews
The Matrix trilogy, condensed and set to the tune of American Pie
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Neo - Complete
The Matrix Still Has You reviews
Freedom is arbitrary.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Do You Remember the Future? and other poems reviews
A Back to the Future poem collection.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
The Cylon Song reviews
The BSG version of The Llama Song
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Matrix ABCs! reviews
A is for the Architect. He's always watching you...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Wayfarers of the Space Time Continuum reviews
Four travellers find themselves stuck in a place where time and space has no meaning... Crossover between Back to the Future, The Matrix, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and The Frighteners.
Crossover - Matrix & Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,206 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Neo
Blue Pills reviews
He remembers. A Scanner Darkly crossover.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
They've Got Mail reviews
The BTTF characters discover email. Online shenanigans ensue. And then Marty stumbles upon a website about a movie called Back to the Future, and soon everything he knows starts to fall apart. (Novelisation now up! Details in last chapter.)
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,084 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Doc/Dr. Emmett Brown, Jules Brown, Marty McFly, Verne Brown - Complete
Pygmy Puffs' Mating Season! reviews
They have to reproduce some time, you know. MARY SUE ALERT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
The Next Generation reviews
PostRev. The saga continues. CHAPTER TWO UP.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 10/13/2006
Hitchhiker's ABCs reviews
A is for Arthur, who's always drinking tea...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Breaking the Fourth Wall reviews
There's a little glitch in reality...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Neo, Morpheus - Complete
Attack of the Lava and Other Poems reviews
Anakin Skywalker burnt by lava... English Language avenges itself on Yoda... the Bunsen burner strikes back... Star Wars poetry standards die... Limerick attack! And more. UPDATED
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
In Another's Shoes reviews
Sometimes you have to look at things from a different point of view...
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005
On Display reviews
Welcome to the real world, Neo. The real real world. Really. Does the name K.C. Reeves ring a bell? FINISHED
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Neo - Complete
There Is No Hair reviews
Morpheus angsts.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Morpheus - Complete
The Rufus Song reviews
The Bill and Ted version of The Llama Song...
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Complete
The Bricks reviews
They make up the wall behind the Leaky Cauldron that leads to Diagon Alley, and this is their story... Brick POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Poem reviews
Far out in the vast uncharted reaches of, uh, space, There lived a group of creatures, known as the human race...
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fun reviews
To the tune of 'So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish'. A tribute to Douglas Noel Adams.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Arthur and Ford's Excellent Adventure reviews
The dudeified version of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Party on, dudes.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2005
The Potter Song reviews
The Harry Potter version of The Llama Song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Cookies reviews
The journey of a cookie is a perilous one...
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Complete
The Marty Song reviews
The BTTF version of The Llama Song. How could I desert my main fandom?
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
The Yoda Song reviews
The Star Wars version of The Llama Song. Need I say more?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
The Arthur Song reviews
The H2G2 version of The Llama Song.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Spoon's Story reviews
I'm the spoon. Everyone says I don't exist. But I do, I do!
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004
Electrocution reviews
An educational story about electricity and why it is fatal to Teletubbies.
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Death of the Stupid, Oversized Colourful Aliens reviews
The Teletubbies meet their end, one by one...
Teletubbies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
The Waterbottle reviews
The Reed, The Flute Stand, The Chairs... now, it's THE WATERBOTTLE.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Complete
When Worlds Collide and Go Kaboom reviews
Doc and Marty are sent from one dimension to the other until an accident strands them in a foreign one, with a broken flux capacitor and no way home... (CHAPTER 9 UP)
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,191 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 12/7/2002
The Sunless Years reviews
Based on the short story All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury What happened after Margot was let out of the closet
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Complete
The Reed reviews
The Reed has killed two. It must be destroyed... LOTR parody. (REED 3 CHAPTER 2 UP!)
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 12/6/2002
What If? reviews
An alternate ending to Part 1...
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Complete
Strange Stories from a Galaxy Far, Far Away reviews
A collection of pointless, weird and stupid Star Wars short stories. You have been warned... (STORY 3 UP!)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 4/5/2003
Lord of the Rings: The SHORT version reviews
Everything could have been ended so early. All Frodo had to do was give that Sauron dude the Ring...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Frodo B. - Complete
Play to the Future reviews
(COMPANION TO THE REED) You mean you made a time machine... out of a FLUTE? (CHAPTER 2 UP)
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 10/29/2003
Back to the Future: The Weakest Link reviews
8 contestants play the game for a million cents. Who will win? There's only one way to find out... CHAP 7 UP!
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2003 - Published: 1/5/2003
The Chairs reviews
The Reed, The Flute Stand... Now, it's THE CHAIRS.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
The Twisted Diary Entries of Marty McFly reviews
Just as the title says, dude! *CHAPTER 7 UP!*
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 1/21/2003
The Twisted Diary Entries of Jaina Solo reviews
Just as the title says, dude! *CHAPTER 5 UP!*
Young Jedi Knights - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 1/28/2003
The Strangest Thing reviews
What cannot happen... will happen. Twilight Zone crossover.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Complete
There's Always a First Time reviews
Extended due to pop. demand
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Complete
The Cinnamon Bun reviews
I was just a happy little cinnamon bun, until one day...
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
36 Days to SYF reviews
The SYF competition is coming... WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Complete
The Death of Pizza the Hutt reviews
Pizza the Hutt has died... and someone has been sent to tell Jabba. Spaceballs xover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Spaceballs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Complete
The Pointless Ode to Al Bhed reviews
Just as the title says... written in Al Bhed. Duh.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Complete
The Short Green Dude is EEVIL! reviews
Dude, are the Jedi REALLY who they say they are? PG for Luke getting killed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Complete
The Flute Stand reviews
First the Reed... now the Flute Stand...
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Complete
Dude, Where's My DeLorean? reviews
The cast were off on holiday... So two dudes took their places.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Complete
Somefink Under the Bed is Drooling reviews
Just as the title says...
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
T'was Three Nights Before Friday the 13th reviews
That time at band camp... Talk about a boring summary. Now nobody's going to read this.
Marching Band - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Complete
The History of Choo Choo Ravine reviews
Alternate ending to Part III
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Complete
Steering Trouble reviews
How Part 4 would have ended if the XWing controls were faulty
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Complete
Lunch reviews
Read it and find out...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2002 - Complete