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Just somethings to scare you sillY~
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

If You Don't Want This To Happen To You I Suggest You Repost ThIs.

This really scared me so i didn't read the rest.

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Of Love and Suffering by africana reviews
Through it all, her gaze had been focused on it, mocking her as she mourned. The deep red, size four, satin thong edged with black lace and adorned with a bow that Sakura had found in Sasuke's ANBU uniform, crumpled and shoved into his pants pocket.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,518 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sharapova Pink by Meghan'sSuperCoolUserName reviews
Highschool Fic! Sas/Sak Guys never seem to understand that just because you have pink hair and wear cute tennis outfits, it doesn't mean you can't dominate on the court. Sakura can vouch it's not cake to deem yourself worthy to stoic team captains.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Forced Into Marriage by ColdheartedBastard reviews
Sakura's working for Sasuke Uchiha's company. One day he comes to find her and wants her something to do for him. If she declines, she will be fired... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Vampire Academy by MedicalNinSakuraUchiha reviews
Sakura Haruno is the new girl in town, she enrolls in a school for vampires. But she's human, and caught the eye of the hottest vampire alive, Sasuke Uchiha. Will she survive in her new home or die trying? Human Vampires disaster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Scarlet Rumor by Starry o.0 reviews
It started as a favor to a friend. Soon the whole school "knew" that Miss Teacher's Pet aka the Valedictorian aka Little Goody Two-shoes: "Sakura Haruno.. is a slut!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,951 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Submission by missmocha77 reviews
After an accident, Sakura is pregnant with Sasuke's child. She keeps the father a secret from her son, but people talk and Sakura finally decides to leave Konoha. However, Sasuke takes them hostage, and Sakura has to protect her son from his father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,537 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura is a cat by cielchat reviews
Sakura has been turned into a cat. Sasuke comes back to the village. Chaos ensured.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura and Sasuke's Tutoring Sessions by TeddyBearHugs reviews
When school heartthrob and basketball captain Uchiha Sasuke is secretly crushing on the class nerd Sakura, he gets her to tutor him so he could finally tell her how he feels. AU. OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,282 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Don't judge a book by its cover by phoenixfire211 reviews
Never believe first impressions. Sasuke Uchiha is the schools biggest player. Sakura Haruno was the geeky nerd with no friends, the only girl who is immune to his god like looks. He sees her as a challenge. Careful Sasuke. She could be your down fall.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,537 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Avoiding You by SakuraluvSasuke0718 reviews
After completing his first goal, Sasuke returns to Konoha to set things right with a certain pink-haired medic. Avoiding him at first but he realizes that she still loves him and that she's afraid of getting hurt again. Now he has to stop her from making the biggest mistake of her life: marrying someone else for the good of their village. SasuSaku and other minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,443 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Pride of an Uchiha by FireWater0712 reviews
Team 7 has reunited once again. Sasuke is living freely in Konoha under special conditions & had married Sakura to revive the Uchiha clan. Would he learn to love her? How long can Sakura can keep up with him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,203 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,221 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
When It All Falls Apart by SakuraHottie13 reviews
I hate him; I couldn't stand to look at him."- I want to, I don't know, try to repair our relationship." His eyes held some kind of false hope; he should have known all hope where our relationship was concern was destroyed the moment he slept with her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ღ Incredibly weird, ridiculously sexy ღ by 0.0' Kahli hime reviews
"Hands everywhere?" Yeah ok, that has really not happened but maybe it was normal to imagine things after all, 'cause it's not everyday you can have Uchiha Sasuke beneath you. And Haruno Sakura did. Literally ... .:. SaSuSaKu/ UA/ COMPLETE .:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Baseball Prodigy by Black Kunai reviews
Sakura and her friends live in Konoha. They all love to play sports, and meet the new rich kids. What will happen when country meets city? HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sakura H.
What A Wonderful by HotAirBalloon reviews
When Sasuke decided to come back to Konoha, he wish to repair what he had done. But, what he has found, it never cross to his mind. Sakura died and why all of sudden, Naruto taken care a boy who looks like him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Forgive and Forget? by nightshade130 reviews
There were a few known things in the town of Konoha: one, the famous and popular Sasuke Uchiha was a god in his own right, two, he always got what he wanted, and three, he wanted the Harunos gone...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
ePiKk FaLe by myfavoriteloser reviews
"Because Pig," I said calmly, "I accidentally told Uchiha Sasuke, AKA my BOSS that I think he's gay to his face and now he's out to reap my immortal soul." "...Yeah, I get THAT part, but why do you have to hide out in MY house?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,112 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Now What Happens? by CherryBlossomBubble reviews
The entire time Sasuke's been gone, everyone gradually changed. Especially Sakura. What occurs when Sasuke's brought back hurt? At least he's back, right? But once that happens. Then what? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, and NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,614 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Servant Girl by CherryMuffin reviews
Her family was killed, she became the servant to a horrible princess. When the princess is summonded to the famous vampire castle, the Uchihas, hidden feelings surface, and new ones emerge. My 2nd vampire fic! .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,403 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Guardian Agent by Seirei no Ryuu reviews
To pay her bills, Haruno Sakura takes on the duty of body guarding Uchiha Sasuke. It was simple: protect the over-protected Uchiha from fangirls, gangs, an arsonist, personal secrets while dealing with the most uncooperative boy alive. Easy, yeah right. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha Must Die by AishiteruSasuke-kun reviews
"We'll make him fall in love with you, and then yank it out from under him. We'll make his kingdom fall and steal away his precious crown..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,868 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Vampire vs Playboy by Peanut87654321 reviews
Sakura is vampire that attends her 1st human school with her best friend and her 2 brothers. Sasuke a huge playboy and has bedded every girl in K.H.S. except Sakura. Will Sakura fall for Sasuke like every other girl has or stand strong? don't own anything
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
From bad to worse,what more can go wrong? by The Blossom Duchess reviews
"That's mine,you jerk.Give it back!" He smirked. "Jump for it." I don't think he expected me to actually do it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Never Too Late by Autumn Letter reviews
After a long 7 month solo mission, Sakura comes home hearing news about a certain Uchiha who had returned to the village... she vows that things are going to be different from now on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,403 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Nerds' Beauty by xXBrown-Eyed-CutieXx reviews
Sakura was a nerd her freshman year of highschool but now that she's back from America things are different and some people are gonna regret the decisions they made. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
the still doll named cherry blossom by UmeKunoichi2198 reviews
A magical doll, named Sakura was on the display window of a shop, when a stupid cleaner threw her out and was picked up by a young man named Itachi, who later gave her to his little brother Sasuke.What will Sasuke do with her? Find out NOW! Sadly it's a ONE SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
PRACTICAL JOKE 恶作剧 by mistressinwaiting reviews
Naruto and Hinata's wedding… It's just like everyone else's except the girls are wearing tuxedoes and the men are wearing dresses! Now, how did the guys agree to this? And how did Sakura stop Sasuke from invading Konoha during this?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Devil's Angel by WatashiNoTenshi07 reviews
A normal night out with the girls: flashing bar lights, blaring music, alcoholic drinks and drunk best friends. Who knew a perfectly normal Friday night would lead her to meet a mysterious winged creature, unconscious and injured, lying across the road?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,620 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Coma by CherryMuffin reviews
After killing the mighty Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke is in a coma from his injuries. When he sees himself outside his body and sees how much Konoha has changed without him, he realizes a few things including his feelings for a certain kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Reaching You by My Perfect Era reviews
CHAPTER 11 UP My 1st SasuxSaku fanfic - I'm back sorry for the very late update : - "He was…flawless. A few streaks of his raven hair hanged over his onyx eyes and framed his awe- inspiring face" REVIEW FOR THE WHORE! it will get better- PROMISE xx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,957 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
What are you doing? by FoXyFaLlEnAnGeL-11 reviews
Naruto being busy with his new girlfriend, Sasuke is bored to no end and decided to set things right with Sakura by helping her with a chore. But what happens when the boy can't deny his feelings for the girl anymore? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,633 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink&Blue Crayons by the inversed butterfly reviews
A collection of unrelated childhood drabbles and one-shots. SasuSaku. Re-written.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kiss Virgin by BuckingFitch reviews
I Sakura Haruno 17 year old, honour student, pink haired know it all am a...kiss virgin! A/U
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Our Family A Drabble Fic by pleasestopstalkingme reviews
Drabble 5 is up! My cute little monster is angwy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,877 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Crush by guilty innocence101 reviews
Sakura likes Sasuke but doesn't bother to try and even get him since he seems to really hate her. She's even more convinced he hates her when she catches him watching her with this weird look in his eyes but is this really the case?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,011 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Don't Poke My Forehead by catherine01 reviews
Summary: Little Sasuke finds a way to get Itachi stop poking his forehead. One-shot sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seduction of a Nerd by hanyougal reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has everything. Looks, money, fame and the brain. Well... ALMOST everything. Meet Sakura Haruno, the school nerd who Sasuke has a huge crush on. Can Sasuke finally tell her his true feelings? Thus begins the seduction of Sakura, the nerd.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Runaway by pleasestopstalkingme reviews
Sasuke and Sakura run aways from Konoha in order to protect their baby from being killed by the council's orders. After all, we do desperate things to save our family and those whom we love. Sasuke will do anything to protect his family. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,159 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Double Take by PANDA Qiao reviews
'What's Sakura's name doing here on the K.I.A Memorial Statue...? 'Oh, you mean Haruno? Yeah, she's dead.' SasuSaku .:Sasuke x Sakura:. Crackfic - ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Heavenly Maiden by firevixen73 reviews
Sakura has been asked by Kakashi for a certain favor, one involving her old classmate Sasuke Uchiha. She of course refuses but friends can be annoyingly persistent when they want to be. Honestly hasn't anyone heard of minding their own business?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sneeze! by BlameTheCharmx3 reviews
Guess what Sasuke likes about Sakura? ;D "My sneeze..." She gaped at the Uchiha, "The hell?" SasuSaku. Other implied pairings. R&R :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
More Than A Rebound by angel.at.midnight reviews
Who would have thought that someone like Sasuke would ever do so much for someone like Sakura? AU, non-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Outlaw by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"He's one of our most wanted criminals, reserved for high class officers to arrest. Haruno is merely middle class. Just the fact that Sasuke Uchiha is requesting her to take on his arrest does not entitle that we should heed to his wants."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
AND IF I DONT CARE? by Monty4721 reviews
It's been 3 years since Sasuke left the hidden leaf village, and Sakura is over it. She's a chunin, works at the hospital part-time, and has completely grown up. So when ANBU meet Sasuke at the gates, will sakura even care? What about team 7? SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,882 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
His possession Her protector by l.hate.people reviews
"Did you buy her?" Tobi gasp, everyone in the room froze, whatever Sasuke was thinking was not espected at all. Suigetsu dropped his heavy sword on the ground, Karin fainted, Jugo widen his eyes. "She officially and legally belong to Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,489 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Fabian Policy by platform-shoes12 reviews
Sasuke left Sakura with his unborn child unkowingly. After 5 years, Sasuke's back, he's forced to teach the preschoolers for 2 yrs punishment & he doesn't know where Sakura is and why a certain little girl in his class looks strangely a lot like him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Dirty Discoveries by Ardent Ly reviews
Sakura's room is just a treasure cove of delicious fun. Latest: Sasuke always figured that karma would come and bite him in the ass – if Sakura didn't do it first. No longer a one-shot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Heart by Brookelle Giorgetti reviews
Sakura was cheated on by Sasuke with Karin his Secretary. Sakura was so devastated by their divorce that she ran away to America with her unknown and unborn sons, Hiroki and Daisuke. What do you think will happen when she comes back with her twin sons?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Gender Complexity Between You and Me by aeri-chanUchiha11 reviews
"Does wanting to be a guy includes you falling in love with me?" he whispered. "Sasuke, if being a guy includes falling in love with you, I don't think that I'll have the balls to sacrifice my masculinity." And that was made him dumbstruck.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Neko Problem by RD-chan hokage reviews
Keeping a half-human half-cat creature is the worst part ever , especially if Sasuke Uchiha is the one who's taking GOOD care of it. Insert a perverted inner and a charge that will drive his hormones insane, what could possibly happen? "Hentai!" He looked down and saw that he was only in his boxers. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,227 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pink, Red and, maybe, Blue by ElsiMate reviews
AU "It's not that I don't like Valentine's Day; I'm just sending letters to the president about eliminating the damn day. BTW, I'm sending love letters; so, I'm not completely against it."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Navy Blue Crayons by Vampirette Knight reviews
Haruno Sakura was broken. And it was going to take more than a piece of tape to fix her. Sasusaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way We Are by Nakoujou reviews
After witnessing a strange interaction between Sasuke and Sakura, Naruto gathers up the Konoha 12 to discover what's going on between those two. Unfortunately, everybody comes up with crazy theories."ANGRY SEX BUDDIES!" "TRAINING PARTNERS FOR LIFE!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Conviction by Original Blue reviews
SasuSaku. She's given so much of herself to him only to have him reject it; she's decided that the last pieces of her heart are off limits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,786 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Friends, Revenge, Love by Akari Aika-Again and Again reviews
Sakura, Naruto, and Kakashi have one last mission to retrieve Sasuke. Will they succeed?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 54,870 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
sdrawkcaB um, oh dear, haha i mean Backwards by A.Rose.Love reviews
Ino finally convinces Sakura to listen to her advice with Sasuke. Um, let's play hard to get. Will Sakura get the guy? SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What Happened To Our Kunoichi? by SasuSakurulzes reviews
Sakura leaves Konoha just after Sasuke's leaving. She end up meeting with two of the Akatsuki members, she fights them, but gets knocked out. Later she finds out she's IN the Akatsuki, but who does she see again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
For The Love Of The Game by LoneAlpha reviews
Meet Ace japan's best Basketball player,but Ace's identity is a mystery.And Sakura Haruno a wannabe player. but what happens when people are on the verge of finding out who ace is.can sakura handle basketball,love and high school.find out sasuXsaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,907 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
sasusaku The Haruno clan's Treasure by sakura1318 reviews
sasusaku 16 year old swordswoman Haruno Sakura was trying to live her life. when sakura was captured by the serpent pirate orochimaru. who'd a thought sasuke uchiha captain of the sharingan would rescue her and then asks her to join his crew?. pirates
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
White: The color of all Evil by WhisperedSilvers reviews
So, today I was starting a new job at my fiancé's work and was kind of creeped out at all the attention I was getting from the males; guess who's shirt was see through? FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Improving Vocabulary by YumeAndChii reviews
OneShot. Besides 'hn', 'aa' and 'tch' Sakura discovers that Sasuke can say even three words in a sentence. Read and find out what those words are. SasuSaku -complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Accumulation of Epic Fails by halfkyuubikat reviews
-Chapter 3- "No! Team S-A-S-U-K-E. It stands for Sasuke-Army-Star-United-Kool-Entity." Sakura was about to protest to becoming a member when she didn't want it in the first place. -Drabble Fic Collection-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Profile Picture by zagoorian athena reviews
There was a Facebook challenge going around: "Starting today up to Feb 15, change your profile picture using your crush/love's picture." In which Sakura tries to muster the courage to do it, but finds a sweet surprise beforehand. /One-shot. AU. SasuSaku./
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lying From You by AdventRain reviews
Under pressure from his advisors, Otokage Uchiha Sasuke must find a matriarch to carry on his bloodline. When Team Hawk returns with a flawless beauty, he can't believe their choice for him is a woman he hasn't seen in almost eight years...SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,143 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Concrete Angel by x.Sasu.Saku.x reviews
Sasuke Uchiha loved one girl. He loved her since the begining of high school.That girl, who he would do anything for, was Sakura Haruno. An angel to his eyes; too bad he didn't know how close she was going to be one... AU Song fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Argentum Lacrima by raednalleh reviews
After three years of their last encounter he shows up again with his team ready to rejoin Konaha yet what he does not remember what happened one special night that will change his life forever. pairs Sassaku Mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
No, My Master! by SasuSakuKawaii reviews
She hates him but she doesn't have a choice but to marry him. He hurts her more than he can imagine and gives all of his love to his first wife. But as Sakura falls in love with him everything changes. He finally feels the love that was there for so long.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,559 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Thousand Yellow Daisies by the hand behind this pen reviews
SasuSaku One-shot "Daisies! There should be a thousand yellow daisies! And a horse!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rose Among The Thorns by ElsiMate reviews
You know what Shakespeare said, "Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust within them. Lucky for you, got all three down." I snort. Did he just say thrust within them? Bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,614 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vitriol by Ailish Oriana reviews
She was charged with fury. Long gone were the days when she used to pine after him. This time, the roles had been reversed. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stupid Study Sessions by QingRen2 reviews
Studying is never easy...especially since the pink-haired woman he really wanted to kiss was sitting right in front of him. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Joys of Being a Nurse by IceBlueStar reviews
What's a usual visit to the Uchiha compound like when Team Hebi is there? Just ask Sakura who has to go to heal the always charming Sasuke. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
It All Started With a Potato Chip by hyuuga-hinata12 reviews
Sakura is just a typical troubled high schooler with a slight issue: an engagement to the one man she loathes, Sasuke Uchiha. With their close proximity and and engagement, will Sakura ever fall in love? Maybe... or she could still hate him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,787 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pandachan & Bunnychan Christmas! by smallwoodlandplant reviews
Shopping for the person you like is hard, espically when your obnoxious best friends tag along. :CrackFic:SasuSaku:NaruIno:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paying in Naivity by KaleidoscopeOfWords reviews
A frown adorned her face as she looked in the mirror. She reached up to reposition the hairclip that was hidden in her pink locks. Once satisfied, a smile bloomed across her features. She wore the Uchiha fan that day. She wore her insanity quite well too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
secret santa by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
All Sakura really wants for Christmas is Sasuke. Maybe Santa can give it to her, and for her only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insults and Closets by thebrokenwriter reviews
While he shoved her he said"Shove off Haruno!" Sakura in returned copied his actions and said "Shove off Uchiha!" Then Sasuke yelled back before he left, "If I wanted my COME BACK, I would've WIPED OFF YOUR MOM'S CHIN!" Explicit Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Lawyer, my lover by S-cherry-Blossem reviews
Sakura needed someone to represent her, sadly her parents got her the most conceited lawyer in Konoha, and now she has to stick with him. Some unexpected things come out from the defendant, will it change the case?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What did she say! by akiismarina reviews
Sukura has a secret-she talks in her sleep. Now she's out camping with the Rookie Nine. What will happen when her secret is discovered, and she reveals some interesting information? And how will Sasuke react to all of this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
New Kid by Boriqua-chan reviews
Determined, I picked up my worn Romeo And Juliet and stole peeks at him during the class. I wouldn't be like Temari. I wouldn't stalk the guy I liked… I would befriend him, to the best of my ability. I would get to know him, to love him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
You're So Annoying by Ochi Sakura reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno here, have you ever wondered what it would be like if you worked for one of your best friends, ran all kinds of errands, practically ran his 'love life' or at least the public one, and had a spark of romance mixed in? That's my life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Not An Ordinary Girl by sasusaku11 reviews
Sakura is sent to boarding school no knowing it was for vampires, but did her arents know? please read and review Sasu/Saku Naru/Hina Ten/Nej Ino/Shika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Babysitting Duty by Sakura 'Bloody Angel' Uchiha reviews
DISCONTINUED...In this story Sasuke comes back to the village, but his reason is double sided. Unfortunatly for him, non of the Elders trust him, and as a result they assign an ANBU, but who?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Memories by Misha-Rest reviews
by: Rowena... SasuSaku AU. He accidentally punched her and... well, everything changed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,145 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Teenage Girl's Guide To Surviving Life by The Girl With the Angel Wings reviews
AU. 21 Rules. 5 Girls. 1 Year. And a whole lot of trouble. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTem, KibaIno. On HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,492 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Imaginary Boyfriend by Lerysakon reviews
Ino has had enough of Sakura's lies and is determined to 'help' Sakura in her love life, or lack thereof. But Sakura insists that she didn't need help. Does she?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Between You and Me by Ardent Ly reviews
Because everyone knows that Walking Chocolate is the best kind of chocolate out there. AU with a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mating Season by xiMaryFairy reviews
Three desperate ravishing vampires are scavenging for their life mates, sniffing here and there to satisfy their personal desires. When they find their mates, they marked them and disappeared for years. Five years later, they're back. SxS, IxS, HxN, NxT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,418 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2006
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Light by NekoNiNi reviews
5 years after betraying Konoha,Sasuke returns to the village with his new team and makes a deal with Tsunade. Things aren’t the same as before…will he accept them as they are now or is he going to try to change things back to the way they were?Read Please
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Loser's Love Life: Sakura's Story by Lives-In-2D reviews
AU: Sakura is a geek who has been pushed around at her job for a long time, but doesn't really care. She lands a job as the secretary of the main owner of the world-famous Uchiha Corp. by a crazy twist. He's a jerk, she hates his guts. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,075 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
New school new life by darkdayandnight reviews
A skater girl moves from a life she knows to I new one will she meet new friends and old ones and will her life be better or bad bad at summary sorry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tying a Knot on a Cherry Stem by Lerysakon reviews
One-shot Naruto says that tying a knot on a cherry stem is the ultimate test of a good kisser. The others don't believe it and Sasuke plans to disprove it. SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sparkle Kids by GhostfaceScylla reviews
Chapter 2: "Thou Shalt Not Kiss-Rape Thy Secret Love." It's an easy commandment to remember...so why on EARTH can I not manage to FOLLOW it! Wait, better question: why isn't he resisting?... SASUSAKU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Sasuke Diet by eskeflowne reviews
Sex with Sasuke can make you thin?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Diarrhea by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
Naruto doesn't know what's worse: seeing Sasuke and Sakura have sex in his room, on HIS bed or get very smelly diarrhea from expired milk. Funny One-shot. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Misunderstanding In A Hotel Reservation by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ A misunderstanding led to complications. Sasuke Uchiha could not handle complications right now. Not between them. But there was no way in hell that he was going to sleep on the floor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Pirates by Flying Monkey Queen reviews
Sakura and Naruto were raised on a ship they most now capture the prince and the his soon to be bride."Your personality can change on a ship." She said. "Maybe but getting married changes your mind." he said back. sasusaku and naruhina. YEAH!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unmei Soretomo Koi? by Terrified of Logic reviews
A pink haired baby is left on the doorstep of the Uchiha Mansion. Can only mean several things...Some cute bits in the first few chapter. god, i suck at summaries. I'm debating, shud the rating change? Sasusaku and also mixed with narusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,739 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Owner Will Return by xXAsuka-chanXx reviews
I may sound a little bit crazy, but on Sasuke-kun's birthday I decided to clean up his mansion as my gift to him. Now, I clean the abandoned mansion every month. No harm in that right? That's what I thought, until I got an unexpected visitor: the owner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Six Signs That Sasuke Loves Sakura by TeddyBearHugs reviews
Hey! My name is Naruto Uzumaki, the future Hokage! Believe it! I'm here to tell you the six signs that Sasuke-teme is in love with Sakura-chan!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyelashes by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
"I'll let you play with my eyelashes if you let me play with those." His eyes flickered down to her heaving chest then back up to her face that was beginning to turn bright red. "S-Sasuke-kun!" She screeched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Honestly by chewing.on.PEARLS reviews
I've learned one thing:one drunken night can get you in a shitload of trouble. 'Oh, and servant girl, a glass of water will do when we get home.' 'I don't think we should exchange nicknames' Honestly...sasuksaku AU rated M now for angelatmidnight! REVIEW
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,216 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beautiful Love by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku. 50prompts\ 03: "Fish don't have feelings." he retorted, folding his arms over his chest. What a annoying argument he had gotten himself in... "They have more feelings than you!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
My Pretend Boyfriend by Xmarksthespot reviews
Sakura's relatives are coming to visit. The problem? They don't know her parents enrolled her in a ninja school. To all Haruno's, being a ninja is frowned upon. So when Sasuke shows up at her doorstep for a mission, what does she do? Kiss him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Open Up, Sakura by ElsiMate reviews
Sasuke just wants her to try it. Slight OOC. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Picking Up Sasuke by KoTaRo-ChAn x3 reviews
//SasuSaku// Sasuke never really knew the meaning of crazy until he met his new pink-haired, green-eyed, and not to mention irresistibly alluring secretary. "Stand still so I can pick you up!" Silence. "...but Sakura, I'm sitting..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of Konoha's Most Eligible Bachelor by Vanity-chan reviews
SasuSaku request. In which Sasuke's thoughts about him being referred to as a sex god by the whole female population is revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sakura's Checklist by Rockinyoyo reviews
Sakura has a checklist to get Uchiha sasuke. but what are those checks that she needs to get to officially have Uchiha Sasuke? A little flirting and dancing never hurt and never did a kiss. What exactly is on sakura's list?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,238 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Torn into Two by StopGo reviews
Can Sai really take his place? I need you to pretend for me that your his father. I don't want Sasuke knowing it's his son. Please Sai I need your help. rated m
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,692 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Father's Woes by Masayo reviews
Baby sitting is no problem especially if it's your own kid, right? That's what Sasuke thinks until he finally baby sits his own little one. And he thought Sakura had it easy just taking care of their kid, oh how wrong he was.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mistaken Baby Maker by Vixenate the Pixelates reviews
Sakura signed up as the secretary. She was accepted, but wait, why is it that her new boss: Sasuke Uchiha, said that she was hired as a -baby maker? Trying to escape, Sakura is punished: by Sasuke's sweet and hard kisses. Would she still want to escape?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Alley Oop! A SasuSaku by High Rhulain reviews
Sakura Haruno is the daughter of a deceased famous basketball player. To fulfill her father's dream, she dons wig and glasses and enters the allboys part time residential Firestone Academy! But she's not the only one keeping secrets... SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,752 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The CEO's Secretary by Cherry Blossom Uchiha reviews
Haruno Sakura stared at the building, slightly panting her coffee in her left hand, standing outside the large building was making her stomach jolt with butterflies. Stupid alarm clock. Why didn’t it ring when she needed it most? Sasusaku, Inoshika, Naruh
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Neko Sasuke by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
Uchiha Sasuke has been turned into a halfcat and stuck in his 8yr old body! Sakura is assigned to take care of him until a cure is discovered. But will he ever return back to normal? SasuSaku slight OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,849 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Bed Sheets by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Kakashi betting bra sizes? A drunken Sakura and a perverted Sasuke? Can it get any worse? Cowritten with Cuito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Complete
Her Paper Heart by Kerrie-chan reviews
It's Sasuke's birthday and Naruto and Sakura are throwing him a party...except he's in a sour mood and refuses to budge, how will Sakura coax him out?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete