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Joined 08-06-10, id: 2483270, Profile Updated: 04-16-14
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Keagan of Rohan:

a little dumb, a little gay, a little too much anime

Fandoms:

Lord of the Rings. Doctor Who. Star Trek. Hannibal. Hetalia. Naruto. Black Butler. Harry Potter. Criminal Minds. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Death Note. Marvel. Grimm.


"Thou Shalt Honour Tolkien's Name By Spelling His Name Right.

Thou Shalt Not Bow To Toey -- the Path Of Enlightenment Leads To 'Spell Check'.
Thou Shalt Not Lie. Canon IS Canon.
Thou Shalt Not Steal Characters, But Borrow, and Return Them Whole and Recognisable.
Thou Shalt Not Create a Mini-Balrog.
Thou Shalt Beware the Mary Sues And Be Ever Vigilant.
Thou Shalt Read As Much As Ye Write, So Thy Knowledge Of What Is Good And Bad May Grow.
Thou May Desire, But Thou Shalt Not Stampede.
Honour Thy Beta For They Lead You On the Path Of Greatness.
Honour Thy Reviews, But Honour Constructive Criticism More.
So Sayeth the Ten Tolkien Truths!"

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Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2470 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 1,495 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Darkness From Above by finnsgirl994 reviews
Dealing with Asgard always left Darcy's world a little dimmer. The stars were less bright, the moon somehow darker. Alone, she looks to find her own path, in her own field. As Darcy forges her way through her new career and high powered position, a certain God of Mischief tries to seduce his way back into power. But what's Loki to do when Darcy seduces him right back? Darcy/Loki
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,272 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
Those Who Stand For Nothing Fall For Anything by halfpromise reviews
Light is a politician. What could go wrong?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 516,711 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Light Y., L
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Animadverto by ofravenwings reviews
Loki is sent to Midgard for one last chance at redemption. Darcy accepts the job of babysitting him. Hey, she tased Thor once, how much harder can it be to deal with an essentially human Loki? She has no idea. Animadverto (Latin): to turn the mind to, take notice of, see, perceive.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Darcy L., Loki
Third Date of the Unacquainted Kind by MoarCowbell reviews
In which the Doctor makes a trip to London and stumbles upon a dear friend. / She was standing in the frozen aisle of the supermarket when he saw her; halfway between the Petit-Pois and Aunt Betty's Yorkshire Puddings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Diary of an Undercover Sue by Hirilnara reviews
An ISPCE spin off, based on a new theory that fangirls are not created as a story is posted, but that they are being trained in some school. Watch what happens when one poor agent gets sent in undercover!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,283 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/26/2003
Redemption, Salvation by Elaanabeth reviews
Takes place shortly after the end of the movie. Grilo. Graverobber realizes that his conscience isn't quite dead yet and Shilo gets to see that kindness can still exist in the cruel world she lives in. In the end, they both get to sleep a little easier.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,668 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
Bets by Autumnfallsonme reviews
After making a bet with his boyfriend and losing, Ivan must pay up. Too bad he doesn't mind doing so. Warning: Contains Yaoi and Smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/4/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
thebaconsuezuofregret by thebaconsuezuofregret reviews
ok you guyz this is my first story adn i dont relly knew how this workd but basicaly mama yuzu and msp are in the tumblr house :DDDD rated T cos preps r mentoned and ther terryfiying.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013
Hate by Mikeala-and-Whitney
Rotti Largo has the lowest tolerance for failure, and his vultures are nothing but the sort.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Rotti - Complete
What Sort Of Date Are You? by Oi-Watch-It-Spaceman reviews
Ten and Rose are travelling as normal when they catch sight of a couple of people watching them who seem to recognise them - a red haired girl and a tall man with a bow tie. Despite the Doctor meeting his future self being incredibly risky, Rose gets a chance to talk to the future Doctor when she realises that she is no longer his companion. Oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Don't Cage the Wolf by Khatt reviews
If you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow: Don't trap the Doctor, and don't cage the Wolf. Main setting for the WolfStorm-verse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,671 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
BECAUSE I'M GERMANY by sugarchupchup34 reviews
WHEN A MAN LOVES A DOG, PERHAPS TOO MUCH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
First Lessons by lothocas reviews
Anna loves humans, and the Earth. She shows Castiel one reason why.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Anna, Castiel - Complete
Romney vs Obama: Survivor Series Showdown by Uskius reviews
With the future of a nation on the line, Romney and Obama reignite their ring rivalry and clash one last time in a steel cage match.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Michael Cole - Complete
Blueberry Pink by LuxaLucifer reviews
It's just Sakura's luck that she managed to stain her hands blue before her blind date, who just happens to be cute, nice, and funny. Not to mention the eyepatch...Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Rose Tyler and the PhD by Oi-Watch-It-Spaceman reviews
Hospital AU. Rose is just starting out as a receptionist in a hospital when she meets the mysterious Doctor John Smith, who is charming and intriguing to say the least, and also happens to be looking for an assistant...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,199 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
51 Tints of Granite by Bristol Fashion reviews
MAJOR SATIRE! This is a parody of the first book so a sense of humor and/or dislike of the book is needed to enjoy this story!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,458 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Anastasia S., Christian G.
Unfamiliar Shores by Miss Kristin of the Shire reviews
Frodo has just set sail from the Grey Havens and exchanged his final goobyes with Sam, Merry, and Pippin. This is the story of what took place en route to Valinor as he comes to terms with his decision.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Frodo B., Gandalf
Betty White: Vampire Hunter by VikingOfficial reviews
This is a post-Breaking Dawn story in which the Cullen's happily ever after is threatened by a new fearsome vampire hunter in town. :::Please Review ! Your reviews give me confidence to write more awful stories, so keep them coming! ::: Welcome, Tumblrs!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,229 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
ePiKk FaLe by myfavoriteloser reviews
"Because Pig," I said calmly, "I accidentally told Uchiha Sasuke, AKA my BOSS that I think he's gay to his face and now he's out to reap my immortal soul." "...Yeah, I get THAT part, but why do you have to hide out in MY house?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,112 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Secrets of Severus: Harry's Heated Detention by Megapode reviews
It's potions class and Severus Snape is all in a bother. When things go wrong Harry Potter gets the worst of it, but will his punishment be hard or something fun?.. No wait, why would detention be fun? Ha! You'll have to read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Come Hell or High Water by LaughsLikeGirl reviews
Frozen in the hopes of awaking to a future where her cancer can be cured, Amber Young finds herself on the Enterprise two hundred years in the future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - P. Chekov
Pocky in Ramen by CelticKawaii reviews
I remember the day that changed my life. It all started when that new kid named Mail came to Wammy's House, and how he became my roommate. We were like brothers, us two. Here's how it started.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Mello, Matt
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary! by CelticKawaii reviews
The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
The Color Of An Apple by TwoAsiansOnCrack reviews
This is the story of Rosalyn, the most perfect Mary-Sue ever. She is dropped unexpectedly into the world of Death Note and wreaks havoc with her perfectness, and the only one immune to her is... MATSUDA! PS: Good reviewers get cameos. *shameless*
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
Tale of Woe by VegetarianFannibal reviews
We all know the tale of Juliet and her Romeo, but the tale of even more woe is that of Romeo and his Mercutio. A crack-ish parody in which Romeo is actually in love with Mercutio. Slash!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Complete
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vices and Virtues by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
Everyone has their vices, but only a very small amount of people have virtues as well. With Arthur as his new patient, Francis is going to need all the virtuousness he can find- therapists only get paid so much, you know. FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/22/2011 - England/Britain, France
Snowfall by ThoseSoundsAtNight reviews
It's the first snowfall of the season and all New York wants to do is sit around in his house and relax. New Jersey has other plans. OCs within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
Storytime by MysticJadeShoe reviews
Little America can't sleep, so how is teenage Britain going to help? Not slash, but a fluff-fic with a some brothers I adore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - America, England/Britain
CinderSasuko by ElwynWanderer reviews
Sasuko grew up slaving away for her evil uncle and brothers. But thanks to a fairy godfather named Kakashi, she can finally achieve her dreams by marrying a prince and making everyone green with envy. AU, Fem!Sasuke. Crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Symphony No 2 by Aarri reviews
Present-day AU; Austria/Hungary. When Elizaveta Heverdary signed up to play with her local orchestra, she had no idea what to expect. One new director and several slightly-insane orchestra members can answer that question for her. On hiatus until further notice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Austria, Hungary
The Importance of Learning from One's Mistakes by Waiting.At.The.End reviews
It was supposed to be a quiet walk, just between the two of them. Trouble, however, has a nose for sniffing out business. AusHun-centric. Humor with a dash of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
thank you for the rain by doroniasobi reviews
he's forgotten - and somehow he knows they'd meet again. — AustriaHungary. /for meccanico/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Austria, Hungary
Don't Trust The Internet by Addicted2Him reviews
Spencer Reid wasn't really 'successful' with the ladies. So, in a last ditch attempt, he turned to an internet dating site. He thought he'd found the perfect woman...until he meets her and realizes she's a minor and, now, a murder suspect. ReidxOC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2011 - S. Reid
Dear Most Undesirable Number One by ForeverTwin611 reviews
This, you git, is the story of us, what we used to be and how, in a matter of 31 days, you managed to turn my life completely upside down then drop it on its head. I believe this is how it started...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2011 - England/Britain, America
LOTR: How It Should Have Ended by Itz All Good reviews
No one likes Frodo in the ROTK movie. He is whiny, angsty, which is cool with some people, but a hobbit? No. and generally annoying. Sam realizes this as Frodo stands at edge of the convenient cliff in Mount Doom. He acts accordingly... MAJOR CRACK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Samwise G. - Complete
LOVE Lust Obstructs Vile Engangements by Slytherinian reviews
Draco knows the time has come for him to do what the Dark Lord asked of him, but will the girl he loves find a way to keep him from it? Dramione : ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Writers, by LoVe-WiLl-fInD-a-WaY reviews
One day all of the Naruto Characters discover FanFiction. Then they decide to write a letter to those writers about their feelings on the stories they read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Hidan vs Edward Cullen by frostberry reviews
Hidan vs. Edward Cullen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cupid's Arrow by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
For Rosey: "I Hated him, yet i loved him. She loved him yet she hated me for loving him." Sakura is known as Suzuki Highschool's "Cupid." Never dated a guy herself, she goes around setting up anyone who asks, success, always 100%. Until she met Sasori...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
Naruto Chat Room by 1Tokyogirl11 reviews
This is a Naruto chat room. insane characters,EVERYONE IS OOC A BIT, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, Slight HidanXKaku, and some cookiecest. PLEASE PRESS THE CUTE LITTLE REVIEW BUTTON!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010
Sunflowers and Propositions by crackberries reviews
Sealand and Russia? What?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Russia, Sealand - Complete
Apprentice of the Shark Demon by LonelyAura reviews
What happens when young Harry Potter uses accidental magic and apparates to Mist and is now the apprentice of Kisame Hoshigaki? Adopted by me from PiperDreamer. Changes will be made as the story goes on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,957 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Harry P., Kisame H.
Into The Toaster You Go, My Delicious Breakfast by candy4yourEYEZ reviews
America and Canada have some brotherly bonding over breakfast. "They're not ding-tarts, you tard" T for language. Mathew and Alfred are just so cute when they're arguing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Art of Destruction by MiyuCat reviews
The explosion had been a catalyst in more way than one, and Sakura ended up caught between ideals. Much angsty fluff and later, lemons! DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,398 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Motherhood is Stranger then Fiction by PiperDreamer reviews
"What?" Sakura said, staring at Tsunade as though the woman lost her mind. "I said congrats, you're now the mother of three S-class criminals. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H.
My Own Worst Enemy by SecretPain121208 reviews
Why was Bellatrix like she was?... This follows her childhood years through her death... not your usuall insane Bella story Rated T for some torture, not graphic, kinda depressing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Studio 33 by FloridaChickie reviews
Edward is the host of the Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated M for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun. 100% crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Land Masses by Ros3bud009 reviews
Little did England know that that day, when he would wonder down a hall, he would meet the gal of his dreams. And even get to feel her up. England/Ukraine
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2010 - England/Britain, Ukraine - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Internal Conflict by Mird reviews
Mird has deep thoughts. Alphonse listens. Sort of. -series of oneshots- Chapter Ten: I Love You !Self-insert OC faaaaaail, discontinued!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Alphonse E.
Snap by Oh My Kira reviews
Even people like Misa, who love someone with all their heart, will snap eventually.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Misa A., Light Y. - Complete
Wolfgirl And The Corset by Darkira reviews
"Come, I'll show you something." I told her. "That is if you can take the bloodsucker scent." I said in a teasing, daring tone. I was pushing her buttons and we both knew it. - Entry for Les Femmes Noires contest. Femmeslash, Alice&Leah, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Alice, Leah - Complete
Conference by Canadino reviews
I see England, I see France...and I don't see a very happy parent-teacher conference. AU, slight France/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Heard by aloxi reviews
But it isn’t like there’s a swarm of man-eating butterflies slamming their skulls into my stomach lining or anything." Even with several familiar faces surrounding her, Melinda's sophomore year is definitely not what she expected.
Speak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/30/2009
One More Thing by tanooklezz-xx reviews
What happens to David Petrakis after the book? Do Melinda and him become friends? This is sort of what I wanted to happen after the book. Please R&R :
Speak - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
The MarySue by Dallas W reviews
Bashing the overused Mary-Sue character. No offence to anyone... haha.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,517 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Intemperate by megrim reviews
He was selfish, but when it came to her, he just couldn't bring himself to care. Suigetsu/Sakura Spoilers for manga chapter 409
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ten Song Drabbles by clockwork-x-orange reviews
Ten Song Drabbles of Panic At The Disco Brendon, Ryan, Jon, Spencer , Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz, Patrick Stumph , William Beckett, Gabe Saporta and Shane
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Déjà Vu by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post-Cannon.SasuSaku. Rin and Sakura, Kakashi and Sasuke. History just keeps repeating itself. Rated for violence and strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Technopath by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cyberpunk!Verse. NejiTen. Gai starred at his only female student. "Tenten-chan, I-I do not mean to question your youthfulness...but, where are your pants?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Eternal Love by Kaydera reviews
Repost! Songfic to Evanescence's my immortal. Sometimes saying goodbye can be hard especially when memories haunt and your heart continues to break.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Beyond Death by Kaze Kiba reviews
Sakura wanted sleep, Tsunade wanted sake, and he really just wanted to figure out what was going on. A YondaimeSakura story...eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Minato N., Sakura H.
Mary Sue's Ugly Divorce by The Evil Old Woman reviews
So.... say a modern girl falls into Middle-Earth and snags Legolas. Do you think it’d last? Hah! If you’re sick of Mary-Sue, click in and see her exposed to her worst nightmare... reality! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Canon-sensitive and proofread)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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FACE Spam reviews
:drabble series: It's really an implication that life with Francis, Matthew, Alfred, and Arthur is never dull. [FrUK, PruCan, America/whoever I feel like]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - England/Britain, America
The Story of Loss, Love, and Healing reviews
AU: She thought it couldn't get worse. But it did, and it seems there is no way out this time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H.
Mary Sue Rulez in Middleearth reviews
Parody: Once again, two girls who claim to be totally normal, though they detest the word, have fallen into Middle-earth, and are ready and willing to cause waves of destruction everywhere they go.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Frodo B., Aragorn, Legolas
My Immortal: The Edit reviews
My Immmortal, the most beautifully mind-blowing fanfiction ever. Really, it is. Plus, sexy, sexy lemons. **Complete!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,141 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Thoughts and Writings of Haruno Sakura reviews
Man, what I would give to be a kid again. No complications, no drama, and none of this real world crap. drabbles/oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sakura H.
The Requiem of Uchiha Sasuke reviews
I'm sorry. I've done too much; broken too many hearts, hurt too many friendships, ruined too many lives. This is one last chance for redemption. For anything, really.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete