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Author has written 5 stories for Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

So, I love to read. My favorite books are The Hunger Games and Harry Potter. I like Twilight too, and romantic comedy books. I love writing fanfiction, all you'll pretty much see from me is Hunger Games stuff, but I do tend to write some funny Harry Potter things. Maybe, I'll write some Harry Potter fanfiction if I get any ideas. I'm 13, and love running, hanging out with friends, and listening to music. My favorite band is Paramore! They're amazing! So, remember to review my stories :) I usually review stories that make me A.) Cry B.) Fall out of my seat laughing Or C.) Are amazing! I'll even review stories that I didn't like telling you to keep writing, or something encouraging. I will try to review every story I read, but the ones I really like get a long, really good review :) Thanks for visiting my page. Any questions, PM me. Now for some quotes, promises, etc.!

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

Copy above on your profile!

The author of this forgot Madge, so I'm going to remember her whenever my huge crush is hitting on another girl. (Not my addition)

Random Sayings

To attract men, wear a perfume called new car interior.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can keep it.

I'm the type of girl who manages to plan a whole world domination in history class.

It's us versus the world... we attack at dawn!

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

When there's a will, there's 500 relatives.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building, and after 50 floors says "So far, so good!"

Death is a once in a lifetime experience

When I was little, I used to pretend that I was adopted. It wasn't becuase I thought I was really a princess or a fairy. It was becuase I was scared that I actually shared DNA with these people you call my brothers and sisters. And frankly, I still am.

If you are in love with Teddy Lupin, paste this in your profile.
If you are in love with Sirius Black, paste this in your profile.
If you are in love with Sirius Black, paste this in your profile.
If you are in love with James Potter, paste this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting, jasmineflower27, ArianaRae, Susly, kri444, katnisseverdeen4ever
If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day), (katnisseverdeen4ever- 2 days)
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.
If you cried when Dobby died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.
If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.
If you wish Gale Hawthorne was real, copy this onto your profile.
If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.
If you cried reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile.
Most accurate statement in the world about men: All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste.
If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile
R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Hedwig, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.


1. bring a Magic 8 ball to Divination
2. feed first years to Fluffy
3. bring the Giant Squid to the Yule Ball
4. sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to Dumbledore's office
5. draw the Dark Mark on sleeping classmates
6. imitate Steve Irwin in Care of Magical Creatures
7. grow weed as "extra credit for Herbology"
8. ask Seamus if he is after me lucky charms
9.refer to either the Weasley or Patil twins as bookends
10.replace library books with books from Silver Ravenwolf
11. say that I must weigh as much as a duck, seeing as I'm a witch
12. ask where such a fat duck could be found
13. give Remus a flea collar
14. ask the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is
15. ask when we will be making Love Potion #9
16. give the Slytherins parmesean cheese, then when asked why say "It's their official cheese"
17. sweep the Common Room with Harry's Firebolt
18. call Flitwick "Yoda"
19. distribute wand safety pamphlets citing Berlinda the Buttless
20. use crucifixes to ward off Slytherins
21. sit on Dumbledore's lap in the middle of June and demand presents from "dear old Santa"
22. slip Head and Shoulders into Prof. Snape's inbox
23. call Dumbledore "Gandalf"
24. threaten Rita Skeeter with Raid
25. put ink on my owl's feet, have it walk across my parchment, and then sell the product as a cheat sheet for Ancient Runes
26. tell first-years that the houses are the Morons, the Borons, the Smart-asses and the Junior Death Eaters
27. insult Snape and then accuse him of tipping Veritaserum into my pumpkin juice
28. convince Draco that his patronus must be a ferret
29. cite The Hobbit as a prequel to Hogwarts, A History
30. teach Peeves to paintball
31. ask Harry Potter "Who died and made you queen?"
32. tell Moody that since there are only three unforgivable curses, all others are pretty much forgivable
33. act surprised when Moody takes the above as an invitation to curse my ears off
34. give McGonnagall catnip for her birthday
35. refer to Quidditch as Calvinball, citing the score as Q to Twelvish
36. tell Umbridge she's a bad mamma jamma
37. shout "Abracadabra", then fling my wand down and scream "It's not working!"
38. trade first years to other houses because they irritate me
39. use the word "yaoi" as a spell to prevent attraction to the opposite sex
40. claim that the above is anything other than disgusting and wrong
41. point out that actually, Prof. Lupin does get that time of the month
42. offer to set Umbridge up with Trevor the Toad
43.take Polyjuice Potion, go up to the person I am impersonating, punch them, and kiss their girlfriend

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For anyone who has tried casting a spell at one point in their lives.
For anyone who was mad when Sirius died, deeply upset at Fred's death, misty-eyed about Hedwig, frightfully saddened when Cedric was killed, shocked to hear of Lupin and Tonk's death and think Dobby was quite a brave and extraordinary house elf.
For anyone who spent time wondering about Snape, was he on Dumbledore's side, or a Death Eater? And when you read 'The Prince's Tale', you were like, 'after all this time? Always'.
For anyone who was like FINALLY when Hermione and Ron snogged. In the middle of a war. And you knew Harry felt a little awkward waiting for them.
For anyone who really does feel bad for Albus Severus.
You wanted a letter to arrive at your house in green ink telling you that you had been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Quidditch sounds like a blast and a half.
You are trying to cope with the fact Harry Potter is over, and realizing it is a might strange to be sad over a book. But you can't help it.
Dude, Neville is a beast.
The Weasly Family is just so awesome.
You can't listen to Warewolves of London without thinking of Remus Lupin.
You seem like a vaguely average person until someone says something about Harry Potter.
You hoped to be as funny as Fred and George.
For anyone who thinks Albus Dumbledore was pretty much brilliant.
You realize you think about some reference to Harry Potter practically once a day
Wotcher Harry.
While you feel your life wither away in study hall, you try to numb the pain of boredom with Harry Potter thoughts.
For people who find themselves smiling when they realize a real life situation relates so perfectly to a Harry Potter situation.
For people who find themselves smiling when they realize a real life situation relates so perfectly to a Harry Potter situation.
For those of us who think people who intentionally spoil the book should be tarred and feathered.
For anyone who listens to Wizard Rock and has travelled for hours to go to WRock shows.
For the people who sat up all night after reading the epilogue wondering, "Did Harry ever become an aurour?"
For anyone who isn't sure what they'll do now that they don't have another Harry Potter book to get hyped for.
For anyone who is in english class discussing magical realism and someone tries to say Harry Potter isn't real...and basically you can't believe anyone could say anything so heartless and heartbreaking.
For anyone who knows the characters just as well as you know your friends--because they are. You know their hobbies, their favourite things, their dislikes, their stories, their feelings. You know them. And you mostly love them.

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I ever became an Evil Overlord

My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Harry or James Potter is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Potter. Crazy is when you imagine yourself as part of the "Wizarding World" and tells all your friends about it. Crazy is when you honestly believe Hogwarts exists. Crazy is when you control your thoughts for fear of being heard by Edward. Crazy is when you and your friend walk around with lightning bolt scars on your forehead at school and say "Thank You" when they tell you that you're weird. Crazy is when you look down this list and admit you have done almost all of this. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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Uncovered Passions by CGreene reviews
Mature audiences only! Lemons galore. Two would be rebels become lovers in the woods of District 12, and their story takes a drastically different turn. Reviews appreciated!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 207,644 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Animus by IsForWinners reviews
The last thing my gaze finds before darkness closes in around me is tendrils of golden hair. *AU MJ * [Currently Being edited]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,673 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/4/2015 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H., Peeta M., Madge U.
Love was a Fire Escape by Medea Smyke reviews
AU. Ch 3: Danger Days. It's been five years since Gale discovered Madge was still alive. Life hasn't gotten any easier, but they take solace where they can. Madge/Gale
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,975 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Gale H., Madge U. - Complete
Crept Up On Me by Edinburgh Love reviews
"Just like that, ten years of footage begin to play across my eyelids." Moments from Finnick's life between the 65th and 75th Games. MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS. Please read and review. NOW COMPLETE.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,625 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
The Girl With the Arrows by oxoxEnchantedxoxo reviews
We all know and love the boy with the bread, but what about the girl with the arrows? A collection of one-shots from Peeta's perspective from when he first sees Katniss.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
All I Wanted by Joshayley4ever reviews
Paramore fanfic. Takes place a year after Hayley dies. Pairing; Josh Farro/Hayley Williams
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010
A Lot Has Happened by Flyza reviews
Gale returns to District 13 after three years of heavy fighting. Lonely and angry, he tries to deal with losing Katniss and fighting in the war. And what should he do with the return of an old acquaintance from District 12? Some dark themes and language.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,205 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Gale H., Madge U.
The Nine Lives of Peeta Mellark by operaghost517 reviews
The 9 most important moments in the Hunger Games for Peeta Mellark, all told from his point of view. From his first time meeting Katniss to the moment he realizes she had been pretending all along. **Sequel is up! Thirteen Reasons Why
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Dreams in Flames by Amata le Fay reviews
The girl on fire left an impression on them all-some with a burn, some without. Here's what the other tributes thought of Katniss Everdeen.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Katniss E., Other tributes - Complete
Lo and Behold by TheSoggyBug reviews
My version of Mockingjay. Peeta didn't get captured, but everything in his and Katniss' lives are being turned upside down with horrible Capitol secrets being unlocked, traitors being exposed, and relationships blossoming to new levels. I started this when I was eleven, so read it if you like but don't bash. Thank you. Peeta/Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 111 - Words: 177,924 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Tributes vs Vampires by crisskisses reviews
Katniss Everdeen has won the rebellion and citizens from all Districts are now living in the New Colony. President Snow is angry and sets up a new competition where Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Madge & Haymitch must play in challenges against Edward Cullen.
Crossover - Twilight & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Katniss E.
Death Is Just A Game by misticalcookie reviews
From the moment her name was chosen, she knew that life would never be the same. Looking at the other tributes, she knew that it was true. Her life had changed. One advantage, thousands of disadvantages. The victor has been chosen! -Being re-done-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,102 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
The book by misticalcookie reviews
*Spoilers for Mockingjay* Here is the book that Katniss and Peeta wrote about everyone who died. On Hiatus
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010
Peeta's Honeymoon Survival Kit by Medea Smyke reviews
Co-written with Geeky-DMHG-Fan. What could Peeta possibly need for his honeymoon? Lord knows. Good thing he's got such good friends, like Gale and Finnick, to help him figure it all out. Rated T for innuendo and buffoonery. Mind yer retinas. P/K. Very AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,040 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Peeta M. - Complete
I'm Sorry by The Majestic Ninja reviews
Post Mocking Jay. Gale never intended to send the letter, but somehow Katniss received it in the mail. She goes to visit him.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Fighting by MaxWaylandGrey reviews
"Win. For me." Those were her last words, and I plan on fulfilling them. Her death will not go unnoticed. I'll make sure of it myself. -Rated T for mild language. Takes place after Catching Fire. Mockingjay never happened.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,428 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Only a dream by silent romantic reviews
one of the nightmares we never hear about from Peeta... and then one from Katniss...
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Happy International Prank Day, Love Prim and Rory by C.K.isback reviews
Prim and Rory announce that it is International Prank Day. Their targets? Katniss and Gale, of course. Two-shot, pre-HG, don't own!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Prim E., Gale H.
Like It Never Happened by C.K.isback reviews
Katniss always said that she and Gale were just friends. But Katniss said a lot of things that weren't true. Perhaps she had just forgotten that one rainy night at the Hawthorne house... One-shot
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Tick Tock by Wakingtoadream reviews
Your ticking and tocking, Is it a timer? Are you the bird, And we, the miners?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
I'm Catching Fire by mymockingjay reviews
When the Quarter Quell allows Gale to be chosen for the Hunger Games, how does Katniss deal with mentoring her best friend? Will her relationship with Peeta affect her decisions? Her choice is the final one. sorry, my summary skills aren't the best o.O
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,803 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Things I Will Not Do In Hunger Games by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
Crackfic! One of those "Things I Must Not Do" fics. Katniss finds fanfiction, Peeta's baking takes a turn for the unlawful, Gale gets an interesting future, and Haymitch gets a love life...that is, if you break these rules.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
Mockingjay Alternate Ending by tridecawho reviews
*SPOILERS* What if it were Gale outside planting, and not Peeta?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
A Birthday Present by thecolorsoftwilight reviews
Madge gets a toy for her birthday. Years later, when trying to help save Gale, she is reminded of the toy For the Broken Challenge on the Starvation Forum
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
Deep in the Meadow by Gryphon31 reviews
Rue's POV as she dies, then goes on the have a conversation with Prim. R&R please!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rue, Prim E. - Complete
Gale's Games by Flyza reviews
Gale is forced into the 76th annual Hunger Games in order to punish Katniss. Can he stay true to his love for her? The story takes place after the Hunger Games, but includes only the beginning of Catching Fire before the Quarter Quell.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,510 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Gale H.
Ashes, Ashes We All Fall Down: Accepting Tributes! by Telehphone reviews
The rebellion has ended. The Capitol have, yet again, won and life has gone back to normal. In this years Quarter Quell the Tributes will have to weed out friend from foe, human from mutation and Vamp from Regular before it's too late. *14 SPOTS OPEN!*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Posy H., Other tributes
Rue's Lullaby by Skia9 reviews
This is a one-shot of Rue's thoughts as she lays dying, listening to Katniss sing her lullaby.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
You are so obessed with the Hunger Games because by scoobygal reviews
You can't wait for Mockingjay! Here's a list to measure how obsessed with The Hunger Games you are. 12 days till Mockingjay!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010
When You Die Inside by Lostliveson4eva reviews
Poem about what Katniss is like when she comes home from the Hunger Games. Gale's POV. Short poem.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Peeta Mellark Ruined My Life by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Madge/Gale. Set about three to four years after Catching Fire. In District 13 Above. Told from Gale's POV. Mild Katniss/Peeta and Rory/Prim.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,672 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Gale H., Madge U.
Take My Tears by mymockingjay reviews
So take my tears I beg of you Take them Now while I love you" poem, after CF, KatnissXPeeta
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Repaid by Medea Smyke reviews
There is more to Madge Undersee than meets the eye. This is her perspective on the day Gale was whipped. Follow up to the events in "Beholden," although it can stand alone. Complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
Burning Bright by Charlotte Lobster reviews
Both games are done, the real fight has begun. My version of the third book.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009
Xavierra Pyre by mymockingjay reviews
But then, my world shatters. A spear shoots down from the craft, and impales him. Time stops entirely. My legs won't move, and my heart seems to be numb. I scream his name, “Mica!” as the net swoops down on me" this is the avox girl's story. one shot
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Avox girl - Complete
Beholden by Medea Smyke reviews
That's what nettles me. It's the implication that there's something going on between Gale and Madge. And I don't like it." Maybe Madge had a taste for strawberries, maybe she was repaying a debt. Rated T for mild sexual violence. MadgeXGale.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Madge U., Gale H. - Complete
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The135th HungerGamesSubmit yourowntribute Closed reviews
Will your tribute survive? Closed.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010
Hunger Games Songs reviews
These are songs that I think fit The Hunger Games. I do not own these songs. Listen to them on Youtube while reading the lyrics I've provided. And then review and let me know what you think and you can give me some songs you think fit! Rated T in case.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010
Ways to annoy Harry Potter Characters!
Contains many different characters! Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,723 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010
What if I hadn't reviews
This is Foxface's point of view of The Hunger Games, from the beggining to the end. Really good! "They are dragging her away as she's screaming advice. The next person, I'm not expecting..."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Foxface, Other tributes - Complete