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Joined 08-06-10, id: 2483639, Profile Updated: 12-21-10

Hello friends! Im Funnywords (no names for you here) and here is my profile. First thing you should know is I love writing stories, and refuse to post anything until its finished. I dont want to keep anyone waiting on me.

So I love reading, writing, movies, and music. I hope to work as a writer for tv someday.

Fave movies (I love old/classic movies, or action-y sci-fi, things): V for Vendetta, Inception, The Dark Knight (really anything directed by Christopher Nolan), A Knight's Tale, Alice (syfy movie), Stardust, Singing in the Rain, The Breakfast Club, Ice Castles (original version), Zoolander, Harry Potter, The Accidental Husband, P.S. I Love You, Adventures in Babysitting, Star Trek, Gidget, Letters to Juliet, Billy Elliot, (500) days of summer, 10 things I hate about you, The Sixth Sense, etc.

Fave tv series: Supernatural, The Buried Life, Chuck, Psych, White Collar, Covert Affairs, Royal Pains, Sonny with a Chance, The Big Bang Theory, What i Like About You, Avatar, Vampire Diaries , Glee! (yes, Kurt got the better of me =] )etc.

Fave bands: Safetysuit, The Fray, Jack's Mannequin, Florence + the machine, 30H!3, OneRepublic, Skillet, Augustana, Hilary Duff (yes Hilary is amazing, you got a problem with that? =]), Coldplay, Regina Spektor, Katy Perry, The Killers, Adam Lambert, The Script, etc.

Fave books: Candy by Kevin Brooks, Beastly by Alex Flinn, The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare, Morganville Vampires by Rachel Caine, Supernatural: Nevermore by Keith R.A. DeCandido, The Lovely Bones (can't remember the author right now) [hate the movie though.., Maximum Ride by James patterson, Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson, The Luxe, Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespear, The Wind Singer, Scribbler of Dreams, The Outsiders, Harry Potter, etc.

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The Boffin and The Bachelor by starrysummernights reviews
"We want to get married as soon as possible." John had never thought he would ever hear those words, in that particular order, come out of Sherlock's mouth. My take on the 30 Day OTP Challenge. Pre-slash to eventual slashy Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,524 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
A First Mate by StardustedSong reviews
After being shooed away to his room by his older brother, little six-year-old Sherlock thinks up the best sort of companion he'd have if he were a real pirate, sailing on the high seas, with someone who would never tell him to simply go away all the time.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral carver reviews
Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cookout by JavaJunkie110 reviews
SPOILERS for 2x04 Memory Lane - Set during Aunt Jenna's cookout, Damon and Elena find themselves in the kitchen and once again Damon tries to mend their broken relationship. ONESHOT
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Apple Pie Was Bitter by Api Adore reviews
Set several weeks after Swan Song. Dean's got the life that Sam always envisioned, but normal has never sat well with Dean. Will he break his promise, or will he watch soccer?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,519 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Si Vales Valeo by Spoons1899 reviews
If you are well, I am well.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Such a Beautiful Night by RaithsEnvyMe reviews
If he was stronger he could change it, maybe. Or maybe not. Some things you just can't fight.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Explosions, Literal and Otherwise by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 257 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This Very Moment by RaithsEnvyMe reviews
Lisa and Dean share a moment with the Impala. post "Swan Song" one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Lisa B., Dean W. - Complete
Time's Turned Glass by grumkinsnark reviews
All your life, you've had one job, one purpose. Take care of Sammy. It's only when he bails—no, when you lose him—that you realize the truth: taking care of Sammy isn't your job, your purpose. It's your life. It's all you are.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Toy Soldiers by Micaiah reviews
Spoilers up to 5.21. How could one lifetime be summed up in so little? Sam is sorting his things and Dean is not happy about it. My speculation for a talk that could take place in 5.22 but I doubt it .
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Cloak by insaneprincess reviews
ONE SHOT, Sequel to Nail Polish, though it's not necessary to read to understand. "She glanced down nervously to where Harry was pointing in horror to the silver serpent insignia. Of course, he had to notice." Hermione wears Draco's cloak to lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nail Polish by insaneprincess reviews
He gaped as he stared at her nails – green, silver, green silver… Why on earth was Hermione Granger wearing Slytherin nail polish? Dramione ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete