Mufasa the Lion
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Joined 08-06-10, id: 2483678, Profile Updated: 07-01-12
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010.

SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX! Now that I have your attention...UPDATE: I'm baaack! Yay! You can all cheer now. -dead silence- Okay...Anyways, ready for updates? I'll try! Please forgive my hiatus...excuse: STuff happened in personal life/ So please don't ask(:

TWITTER: JuicyJuicce ...my friend picked my penname and I don't have the heart to change it.

EMAIL: This isn't my real email, but I will respond to you here at: sexyhorsechild@AOL.com

PM: PM me anytime. I won't hurt you with an axe or anything.

Oh, Hello. I LOVE YOU

I am Mufasa, Zanna, Jay, or Silent. People call me different things, so take your pick.

I am a writer, not an author, a WRITER.

I am tall.

Brown hair.

Blue Eyes.

Freckles.

Bookworm.

I am very sarcastic.

The world is beautiful.

For the record, I AM a girl.

Music is epic.

Turtle.

I like lions. Because they are epic.

I am random.

If you are mean to me, I will most likely: smile, walk away, plan my revenge.

That's me in a nutshell.

ON TO THE RANDOM COPY AND PASTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Copy and paste this on your profile just cuz'.

Regular lions say "rawr"

Hungry lions say "rawrgeronfimgonnaeatyou!

Mountain lions say " OMEITSEDWARDCULLENRUN!!!!!!!!"

If you are crazy,random,and utterly insane and proud of it copy and paste this on your profile.

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do, I said in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that most people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normally. I am the girl most people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things that nobody seems to have time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, AliceCloneoftheworld,Silent silver wings

Quotes of awsomness!!!!!!!!

"Canadians their so nice, they're polite, they give you bacon that's really ham, ham that's really bacon, they have nice knitwear. You put a hockey stick in their hands and they become FREAKING PYSCHOPATHS!" - Craig Ferguson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max

"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang

I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that moter mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an axe murder. -Max

"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"No? Well, for God's sake, don't tell them. They'd be crushed. Thinking they're doing the Lord's work, and all." -Max

"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you're blind." -Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache you idiot, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max

"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max

"1)Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
2)Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief
3)Sarcastic "you've got to be kidding me" -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max

"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max

"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe."

"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"And, like, the halls are full of zebras."-Ig
"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere." -Gazzy
"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky," -Nudge
"Yeah. I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Ig

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

"Is dere anysing special about you?Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of coarse we should go check it out!" -Max
"But we're grounded" -Fang
I stared at him for a second, and then we both burst out laughing.

"Max? Can I come in? I just have to brush my teeth." -Iggy
"No - I'm in a towel." -Max
"I'm blind" -Iggy
"No! You're kidding! Are you sure?" -Max
"Very funny." -Iggy -Max/Iggy

If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put 'this side up 'face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

You say I'm not cool, but cool is another word for cold, if I'm not cold I'm hot, I know I'm hot thanks for embracing it.

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

'Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!'

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.
5. You claim you have wings.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect.
10. You study about birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out February 14, 2011)
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser.
18. You hate dog crates.
19. You think scientists are evil.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's.
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.
27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR.
28. You know what 'Fax' is.
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween.
30. You claim to have brain attacks.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them.
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.


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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5954 - Favs: 3,978 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Baby Chronicles by GlitterAndSnow reviews
Used to be a tale of Alice and Jasper, the best couple in the world, having a child. Now it's the story of the Cullens as a family with children. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 120,732 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daddy's baby boy by Fangrules reviews
Max's life is a mess. Her ex refuses to leave, her job has taken an unexpected turn and the secret she's been keeping from Fang is growing bigger and bigger every day. Follow Max, Fang and Charlotte as they struggle to stay a family. something light and fluffy to enjoy :-)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Really Long Fake Holiday by cassandrahearts reviews
Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella, and DR. M go on a vacation for 11 days to Florida. Max & Fang's relationship develops, and so does Iggy & Ella's. FLUFF! FAX, EGGY! Please read, the first few chapters aren't that good but it get's amazing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,181 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Max, Fang
A Heart of Ice by Sirena32 reviews
Bella Swan is the cold, "heartless" 'Ice Princess' of Forks High.But everything changes when gorgeous, kind, wonderful Edward Cullen moves into town and is drawn to Bella's frigid nature. Will Edward be able to warm Bella's cold heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,288 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Glimpses of Moonlight by Fannye reviews
A peek into the lives of Alice/Jasper. A collection of one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 29,011 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Forever and always A Cody simpson love story! by Coco3454 reviews
You know in your heart he was meant to be yours. But will it work out? You & Cody Simpson. R&r! Includes Greyson Chance
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2011
Twitterpated in Highschool by Wild as the Wind Is reviews
This is the story of how Bella, Edward, Rose, Emmett, Alice and Jasper all discovered love in highschool. ALL HUMAN. B/E. R/Em. A/J. of course. More chapters to come! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011
Late Night Snacking by Gittacat reviews
It was three in the morning and I was eating pie. Good progress Gin, good progress. Even Percy is dealing better than you. Well, what can you do? GW/HP of course. T because I'm paronoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Skittles' Corner of Randomness by Fangalicous08 reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
The Sorcerer's Apprentice and the Family of Tailor by Analinda reviews
Before Merlin's final battle with Morgana, he gave a chest of gifts for his Apprentices, Balthazar and Veronica, to a Tailor and his wife. They gave their word to deliver it. Some things are easier promised than fullfilled. WARNING! SPOILERS INSIDE! REVW!
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Balthazar B., Veronica
You Belong with Me by pippin19 reviews
Fang is captain of the football team, Max is his best friend and star of the softball team. Lissa is head cheerleader and Fang's girlfriend. All human. Based on the song of the same title by Taylor Swift.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Fang, Max
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7056 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Musings of Sorcerers by Jaselin reviews
This is a series of unconnected drabbles of about 200 words or less. First up, Dave asks Balthazar a rather strange question, and Balthazar learns Dave is more devious than he previously thought.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Balthazar B., Dave S.
Marauder Madness by NanoLuvsYouAll reviews
Marauder era. Life of the marauders and co in and outside of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,535 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 10/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Honey, I Shrank the Sorcerer by Kooro reviews
Dave accidently shrinks himself and the Incantus. Now he's six inches tall and the Incantus is missing. The only way to get big is to find the Incantus, even if that means Balthazar possessing a rat to get it. Bromance, adventure, and Balthazar whump.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Dave S., Balthazar B.
The Sorcerer's Apprentice by Raven of Aserath reviews
What if David was a girl named Danielle? What if her childhood was a bit worse than one "nervous breakdown" incident? What if she was determined from the start to do whatever it took to make Balthazar happy? FemDave. My first story. .
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Dave S., Balthazar B.
Pretzel by Mrs.Robward reviews
What happens when three friend's lives are intertwined like a pretzel, one overlapping the other? Jasper, Bella, & Alice in high school. O/S, AH - Not fluff, not angst, just real... fiction. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella - Complete
Light and Darkness by Lillibella reviews
Dave shares his apprenticehood with another sorcerer. Horvath resurfaces with a new apprentice. Old enemies, new friendships. The battle of revenge between Light and Darkness begins now.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2010
Day of the Dragon by Flamedancer33 reviews
Once upon a time the mighty Balthazar Blake was nothing more than a mere apprentice, and the smart man fears the mischief of the sorcerer's apprentice more than the magic of the sorcerer.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Balthazar B., Veronica
The Wolf In Me by MaddieMae-ForeverAndAlways-Me reviews
What if Bella turned into a wolf when Edward left her? What if she was the first wolf to phase? This story tells Bella's side of things. Rated T for language. Rating may change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Bella, Paul
Homework by Eclipse-Vamp reviews
Jasper distracts Alice while they're doing homework. Fluffy one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cullens Back at Forks after some ah many years by Annette Lee reviews
The Cullens are back at Forks again. It's been years since they left. Edward braces himself for the thoughts, Emmett is all for pranks, Jasper just wants to get away from the school, while the girls are furious at the girls at school. Post Breaking Dawn..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 93,115 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Change Happens by Shadowdog85 reviews
A Snape adopts Harry. During Harry's fifth year he gets bitten by a strange beast and now he turning into one as well! What will this mean for everyone and for the fight against Voldemort. Meow!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,533 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dream, Laugh, Create by laelex reviews
Taking place after Breaking Dawn, follow the Cullens as they re-locate and experience highschool again; Australian style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Other side of the World by Carriecurry reviews
Bella is secretly in love with Edward Cullen, but so is her classmate Jessica. Jessica hits on Edward, and Bella is furious. What will happen when Bella decides to get him anyways? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,975 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Green Gables Bell by dRuMgG reviews
Bella is an imaginative orphan, taken in by two siblings living together. When she goes to the public school, she meets the hyper Alice, big Emmet, beautiful Rose, funny Jasper and annoying be Edward. Will there be love if they’re always competing? AH
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Homeless but still loved by Swirlingtorments reviews
Bella and the Cullens hate each other with a passion.But most of all Bella hates Edward.But how will Edward and Bella's relationship change when the Cullens find out Bella's one prized secret,the secret she tries hard to hide every day, being homless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,236 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008
The Eggy Talk by FangsTrashcanOfDoom reviews
When Gazzy threatens Ella that he'll hurt her if she hurts him, and Iggy makes her tell him what happened, he gets mad and overreacts. Will Gazzy get mad at Ella, or will Iggy just plain hurt him? Twoshot or more. T for language
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
Home by Strawberry Sonata reviews
Harry's home life when he goes to live with Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,793 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,182 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soprano and Bass by ClairedeLuneTaz reviews
THe untold Love story of Jasper and Alice. Jasper's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Raindrops On My Windowpane by NatsNeko reviews
I've been questioning your existence, my sanity, and...our love." Bella just can't believe all that has happened. She befriends Jasper, eager to open up. But as Jasper falls out with Alice and in with Bella, life will surely take quite a turn...JxB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper
In The Beginning by piscesclio reviews
Fred and Hermione and their journey through love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Changing Places by xoElle23 reviews
What happens when the students change roles with the teachers! Find out! Mauraders Era! JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Lily Evans P.
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4594 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Loss by BlackPotterGrl reviews
Complete: Harry finally gets what he wants most in his life: a family. Sirius’s name is cleared, and Harry finds something he has never had before: love. But with his newly freed godfather, comes his godfather’s girlfriend, who Harry feels threatened
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,669 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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The Hunger Games: Birdseed reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out. Adopted by uh, me. AKA Mufasa the Lion...ADOPTED FROM FANGALICOUS08
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011
Iggy's nerves reviews
Eggy. Aren't they just adorable? Embrace the fluff. Jealous Iggy, gay waiters, farting Gazzy and so much more. RNR?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Iggy, Ella
Love, it makes the world go round reviews
Please note that I have decided to turn this into a series of oneshots. PM me with any requests or ideas of what you want to see. Formerly titled "My Family". Jalice
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Jasper, Alice
All We Know is Falling reviews
All we know is falling...will we ever get back up? Max POV.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Max
Budding Talent reviews
Dave is going to Hogwarts while Balthazar is away. What mischief will he get into? Will Balthazar really have to drag him out by the ear? Will this story actuall end up with a plot line? I love this fic, it's serious and funny so read for either! K
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Dave S.