Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010.
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX! Now that I have your attention...UPDATE: I'm baaack! Yay! You can all cheer now. -dead silence- Okay...Anyways, ready for updates? I'll try! Please forgive my hiatus...excuse: STuff happened in personal life/ So please don't ask(:
TWITTER: JuicyJuicce ...my friend picked my penname and I don't have the heart to change it.
EMAIL: This isn't my real email, but I will respond to you here at: sexyhorsechild@AOL.com
PM: PM me anytime. I won't hurt you with an axe or anything.
Oh, Hello. I LOVE YOU
I am Mufasa, Zanna, Jay, or Silent. People call me different things, so take your pick.
I am a writer, not an author, a WRITER.
I am tall.
I am very sarcastic.
The world is beautiful.
For the record, I AM a girl.
Music is epic.
I like lions. Because they are epic.
I am random.
If you are mean to me, I will most likely: smile, walk away, plan my revenge.
That's me in a nutshell.
ON TO THE RANDOM COPY AND PASTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Copy and paste this on your profile just cuz'.
Regular lions say "rawr"
Hungry lions say "rawrgeronfimgonnaeatyou!
Mountain lions say " OMEITSEDWARDCULLENRUN!!!!!!!!"
If you are crazy,random,and utterly insane and proud of it copy and paste this on your profile.
I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do, I said in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that most people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normally. I am the girl most people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things that nobody seems to have time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, AliceCloneoftheworld,Silent silver wings
Quotes of awsomness!!!!!!!!
"Canadians their so nice, they're polite, they give you bacon that's really ham, ham that's really bacon, they have nice knitwear. You put a hockey stick in their hands and they become FREAKING PYSCHOPATHS!" - Craig Ferguson
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max
"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max
"Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to." -Fang
I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that moter mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an axe murder. -Max
"Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries." -FBI investigator
"Can we see him?" -Iggy
"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max
"1)Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel
"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max
"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max
"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe."
"Now, let's say they come and get us." -Max
"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge
"Is dere anysing special about you?Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang
"Fang! This is a huge break! Of coarse we should go check it out!" -Max
"Max? Can I come in? I just have to brush my teeth." -Iggy
If olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put 'this side up 'face down while popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
You say I'm not cool, but cool is another word for cold, if I'm not cold I'm hot, I know I'm hot thanks for embracing it.
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies
'Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!'
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...
1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog.