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Joined 08-07-10, id: 2484425, Profile Updated: 06-14-11
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

I've been super busy as of late, but I will be updating my stories, sorry to all those who are waiting.

I mainly write pr0n, so be warned if you're not too keen. Sometimes I attempt to write something with a plot and get myself in a muddle, so if you'd please be so kind as to post some kindly advice, it would be most appreciated.

I love multi-shipping.

Pairings favoured: ItaDei, ItaSai, ItaSaku, JirTsu, KakaIta, KakaMei, KakaSaku, KakaSasu, KakaYama, MadaIta, MadaSasu, MinatoKushina, NaruHina, NaruSai, NaruSaku, NaruSakuSasu, NaruSasu, OroSasu, OroTsu, PeinKonan, SaiSaku, SaiSakuSasu, SaiSasu, SakuHina, SasuSaku, SuiKarin and TsuMei... Probably more as I delve into the fandom.

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Scarlet Scroll by SilverShine reviews
Danzou's regime has become powerful and immutable. To restore Konoha to its former glory, he demands many sacrifices from its citizens, and in his ambition to steal the bloodlines of other villages, Sakura has become one such sacrifice. KakaSaku. AUish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,018 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Solidarity by Eldr-Fire reviews
The Mizukage finds unexpected solidarity with a contemporary while being questioned about the war with Akatsuki. Spoilers. KakaMei
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Mei T., Kakashi H. - Complete
Afterlife by sinemoras09 reviews
Her heaven is just a cage. Mikoto watches her sons from the afterlife. Gen. Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke. Vague spoilers for chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Punctuation Mark by peachandbetty reviews
Sequel to Zelha's Dirty Speech for her birthday. Sakura finds herself cornered in the Uchiha house after fleeing from her brooding Mother-in-Law. ItaSaku. Shameless smut warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Virus by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Refurbished & Updated Posted on a remote island in Umi no Kuni, Sakura encounters a mysterious man while trying to ward off the effects of a disease consuming the islands occupants. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Kinks and Quirks by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is a collection of oneshots written for a LiveJournal kink meme. Characters and content is varied but all are sexually explicit. Not for the underage or unadventurous.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,373 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009
Tainted Love by ronny-of-yore reviews
Years after Uchiha Sasuke has returned to Konoha, Sakura learns of his secret love affair with a certain whiskered Hokage--from Sai of all people. Now knowing why she had been snubbed for so long, the angered kunoichi plots to take revenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Bibliophilia by Zelha reviews
In which Sakura learns that not only you can find books in the old Uchiha library. AU ItaSaku kinky smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Closet by ronny-of-yore reviews
20-year-old Sasuke and Sai are two Leaf shinobi who hate each other. Their friends wish they would at least try to get along. But what Naruto and company don’t know is that these two are actually rivals of the greatest kind…especially in bed. Sasu/Sai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,696 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Conquered by Zelha reviews
In which Itachi gets a visitor in his dreams. A pink-haired demoness that will put his tight rein on his urges to the test. AU kinky smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Here is How You Will Forget to Be Human, Again by Finnimbrun reviews
We can pretend. Because pretending is the truth, isn't it? ItaSaku, of a sort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alta Marea by stones reviews
Sasuke&Itachi. Because everyone knows that there are two sides to every story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,892 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Apropos of the Wet Snow by Finnimbrun reviews
A story of coping for various characters, set in the wake of the epic battle in Konoha. Alternate timeline. Disregards chapter 429 and onwards. Naruto-centric. Sakura, Kakashi, Pein. Ensemble-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught by thatreevesgirl reviews
Sakura has always been the object of Naruto’s desire, but what happens when Sakura catches him in the middle of a compromising situation in the woods? NaruSaku Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Between Friends by ronny-of-yore reviews
Odd moments between an older Sakura and Sai that may lead to something neither one had ever envisioned for themselves. Can the transition between hate to friendship ultimately lead to love? Anything’s possible in the world of shinobi. Sai/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,439 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bonded by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
We Intertwined by AubreyWitch reviews
“But you’re forgetting, Naruto we’re a team. A three man team.” It was at that moment that Sakura’s soft hands found the waist band to his pants. LEMON Team7 THREESOME YAOI NaruSaku, SasuSaku, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Idle Hands by dansunedisco reviews
[KakashiYamato. OneShot.] Yamato once swore he’d never attend Genma’s BiWeekly Monday Night poker game. But promises are for pansies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
The Departure Lounge by dansunedisco reviews
Light KakashiYamato. Oneshot. It's typhoon season and, unfortunately for Tenzou, it will be one more day until he can go home. Hospital visits were never his thing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Yamato, Kakashi H. - Complete
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Just Persuasion by SilverShine reviews
[SasuSaku] ”Things are different now. We’re not the same as before.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Laundry by gelfling reviews
Pretend Sasuke never made it to Orochimaru's, and was instead caught and put in Kakashi's overly-sensible and not very sympathetic charge. It's about how people grow on one another, even when they don't want to. One-shot. Spoilers. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,761 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/17/2004
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Cracks reviews
SasuSaku. Sasuke struggles with life after returning to Konoha, and enters counselling with a certain no-nonsense Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,768 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
White Heat reviews
SaiSakuSasu. When investigating the murder of numerous women in the mountains of the Iron Country, Sai Sakura and Sasuke come into contact with a strange plant that heightens their sexual desire. Will it push them apart or bring them closer together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Remedy reviews
ItaSaku. Itachi finds the remedy Sakura prepared does a little more than unblock the sinuses, and enjoys it immensely.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
All Good Things reviews
KakaSasu. Kakashi begins to view his old student in a different light, and the feeling's mutual. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pyrrhic Victory reviews
Itachi and Deidara get more than they bargained for in the tea room of a small Inn in the heart of the Earth Country. Letting go seems the right thing to do, but who will come out on top? ItaDei, one-shot lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
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