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Joined 08-07-10, id: 2485322, Profile Updated: 06-11-14
Author has written 9 stories for Pokémon, X-overs, Wizards of Waverly Place, Ironman, Calvin & Hobbes, Harry Potter, Kane Chronicles, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

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I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

-Demetri Martin

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an ass.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big (ish) BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I actually care about how I look, so I MUST be self-absorbed
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. this is actually true for me, I don't like to socialize a lot
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I've been stereotyped before, so this is true for me as well
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. This is true to
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED true
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish nothing wrong with letting your inner child out once in awhile
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I have an imagination, so I MUST be a bad influence

I believe everyone should have the same rights, so I MUST be an idiot

If you can think of any other stereotypes, copy and paste this and add them to the growing list of things that may or may not be true.

We're a Dying Breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.

To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not re-post this because they care more about their image. If you are a nice guy re-post this with "We're a Dying Breed". If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way re-post this with: "To Every Guy...". If you are a girl OR a guy who thinks that guys like this should be appreciated, re-post this with: ''He Might Be the One''.

About the Kyuubi's chakra color: Some think it's red. Some think its orange. Some think its crimson. If you are one of those who don't give a damn, copy and paste this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you think they should tell us who the rest of the seven Swordsmen of the Mist are, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Death By Squishy, xXKillorbeKilledXx,Funabisenu, Mario11445, Flame05

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you can't remember the last time you wore a dress, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that there's nothing wrong with gay marriage, slash, or gay couples, copy and paste this on your profile.

There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, Wolf05, Flame05

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T have a boyfriend/girlfriend and you're proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE FOR WORLD DOMINATION! 1010010010010100101010

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile.

If you think that Sasuke should have died along with Deidara...paste this into your profile.

Red heads have the smarts

Blonds get all of the boys

But BURNNETTS GET ALL OF THE BOYS

FRIENDS, THE SMARTS

AND WE ARE MOST RELIABLE

copy and paste this to your profile

if you are Burnett

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Even if you can't see him, God is there. Copy this into your profile if you believe in God

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PUSH, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in under-aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Press '1' for English.

Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English


And remember only two defining forces have ever
Offered to die for you:

Jesus Christ

And the American Soldier.


One died for your soul,


The other for your freedom.

If you agree... Keep it going

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko,Flame05

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

DON'T DO IT;

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko,

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

"Look, um, lets just say…I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who stalks Itachi.” -From a fic I read

The Noodle Prayer: “Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.” -Tobi from a fic I read

"If leaving a friend means smart, then stupid forever, I don't mind." --Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto)

"Sir Jiraiya has broke his ribs, arms and legs, not to mention his vital organs were in danger because of Miss Tsunade's punch. She punched him, because he was trying to do what you're trying to do right now. Ever thought what... Sakura might do?" --Yamato (Naruto Shippuden)

"Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion" -Deidara-

"Like anything is left for the future as a thing of eternal beauty" -Sasori-

"Nobody ends up with anybody good these days because all the good men are either gay or married" -cant remember-

"But mom you cant cook to save your life" -Cousin- (its true)

"Stay back I've got a chainsaw! Memememememem!memem."-Homer Simpson Simpson's Movie-

-my brothers cell rings- Ugh I bet its that girl from the skating ring. She will not leave me alone -Brother answers the phone- Bitch dont call me aga-oh hi mom- my twin brother one day when we were at the movies and yes he did get in trouble and we don't know how that girl at the skating ring got his number (looks at cousin)

Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then realize that you haven’t fallen asleep yet—Unknown-

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box—Italian Proverb

Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds—Samuel Butler

End discrimination. Hate everybody—Elle Eden

The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea—Isak Dineson

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?—Abraham Lincoln

I know indeed what evil I intend to do, But stronger than all my afterthoughts is my fury, Fury that brings upon mortals the greatest evils.—Euripides

Zexions laser beams of doom and impending death for anyone who should come under their doom bringing glare -ness Look --from a fic I read--

Look I'm going to try to put this as kindly as I can...Oh what the hell I tried that over 100 times...You cant cook and I don't like your hair cut...-TW

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception-Groucho Marx

Evil beware, we have waffles. -Raven from Teen Titans

Too bad that all the people who really know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.-George Burns

Good art can not be immoral. By good art I mean art that bears true witness, I mean the art that is most precise-Ezra Pound

Every great work of art has two faces, one toward its own time and one toward the future, toward eternity-Daniel Barenboim

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line-Oscar Levant

All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up-Pablo Picasso

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult-Charlotte Whitton

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels-Faith Whittlesey

If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman-Margaret Thatcher

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near-Helen Rowland

It is a wise father that knows his own child-William Shakespeare

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
-- Joe Namath

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.
-- Jack Nicholson

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
-- W.C. Fields

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burns

Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot.
Jim Rohn

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Dennis Miller

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

“Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.”

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

Because We All Have Some of These..

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs.

I have started laughing for no reason.

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard.

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an in-between use.)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.')

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (But...suffocation is fun!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

female come backs

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Have we met? Woman: I hope not, if we have I want to die.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

Ellen DeGeneres: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Unknown: "When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that."

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Sneak up behind someone and poke them on the neck. Then run away, laughing hysterically, while saying something about injecting some venemous mixture as an an experiment, and that you hope that that someone won't melt into a pile of fleshy goo.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster, Jedi Ani Unduli, Leoni Liposcovi
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, Jedi Ani Unduli, Leoni Liponscovi.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing at the others.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak or tell them their weird or insane (sining is insane, and everyone sins, so everyone is insane). If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you totally loathe the Twilight series, vampires, werewolves, etc., copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Jedi Ani Uduli, Leoni Liponscovi
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Jedi Ani Unduli, Leoni Lionscovi

God totally owns fanfiction, everyone on it, every thought concerning it, every thought otherwise in the world, every particle in the world and universe, Is and loving and amazingly forgiving (takes a dramatic gasp of air and continues) has power and wisdom beyond even our wildest dreams, and DOES EXIST . If you agree, please, do copy and paste

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when you start talking nonsense every day during gym. Crazy is when you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you tell everyone you are a figment of their imagination, then your little brother believes you for a whole week, then he figures it out that you're not (or are you?...) and then you change your mind and tell everyone you're Jimmy Page...and your little brother believes you. Crazy is when you argue with yourself and lose. Crazy is when you start crying and laughing at the same time for no apparent reason. Crazy is when you try to stamp your foot on the ground dramatically and end up stubbing your toe. Crazy is if you laugh at Obi-Wan Kenobi's accent!! Crazy is when you can do persoality 360s!! Crazy is when you feel someone pull your hair and turn and yell at your best friend only for her to point out to you that you did it to yourself.(Yes...I really did this)Crazy is when you freak out when someone mentions Star Wars!! Crazy is when you talk to action figures of your favorite tv characters and mourn them if they break!!! Crazy is when you imitate Master Yoda using slices of cut bread for your ears!!! Crazy is when you tell everyone that you are Padmé Amidala's twin sister, and your little brother believes you!!! Crazy is when you dress as a Jedi and bring your lightsaber to school and use it to threaten people with (especially when they belive you!)!!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raaped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile.

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I love being different. I love being abnormal. I like standing out from the crowd and following my own music. Everyone has their own music. If you know your music and follow it, copy and paste this into your own profile!
If you want to have a better relationship with Christ and win others for His sake, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are tired with churches stuck in tradition and so rooted in the old ways that they don't dare break out for fear of losing old members, copy and paste this into your profile.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.

A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

Inside jokes midnight calls crazy nights = Best friends

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body?"

Friends are Gods way of apologizing for our families

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

... your favorite book of the Bible is 'Luke.'

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... I you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.

... you even know what a jung ma is.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

This is all for now!

TRY NOT TO CRY:

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Hi! I'm Leoni Liponscovi (not my real name by the way), and here's a little bit about me: I love reading on this site, Warrior Cats, Lionboy, The Wormling, Redwall, The Door Within trilogy, Star Wars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, playing on my XBOX 360 or Nintendo DSi XL, skateboarding, bycicling, scootering, Pokemon, nature, imagining, dancing, martial arts, a lot of computer games, a lot of other online games, cats, dogs, basically all animals escept spiders (don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to offend anyone if you like spiders, it's just my personal opinion), gardening, writing, talking (I can jaber on and on sometimes), some stuff on TV, reading, I'm a Christian, I'm pretty friendly, I try to be open-minded, and my IQ is 130 or more. I make up a lot of words in my stories, and will always have an explanation for them (though maybe not if their names). :-] :-] :-]

By the way, my family name is Corse. The Decourcey family, to be exact. I'm related to Charlemagne (pronounced /ˈʃɑrlɨmeɪn/; Latin: Carolus Magnus or Karolus Magnus, meaning Charles the Great). I'm sure at least one person reading this has read about him in history if you havn't, just google his name if you want to. I'm also related to John Decourcey, whose strength was legendary. You can read about him in The Prince and the pauper by Mark Twain, or just google his name. The Decourcey family is gonormous, we came to America from Ireland, where we built at least two castles, we went to Ireland from England, England from France, and France from Germany, Germany from Scandinavia, and before Scandinavia, probably Vikings, though i'm not certain.

Can anyone send me a PM telling me a native american cherokee language translation for "the tornado with ice, fire, water, wind, lightning, gold, silver, diamond, ruby, sapphire, emerald, and Great Sicamore trees captured in it raging near a waterfall of fire in the midst of a thunder storm" as a name?

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Harry Potter and the Magic of Paragon by Paragon-Stories reviews
If a young girl from the Role Playing Game system of Paragon had been living next to Harry Potter his whole life, would that life be any different? Why yes, if that girl was a Natural Magician, a spellcaster of quite a different type then that world was used to. In fact, her magic can do things wanded wizards can only dream of.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 103 - Words: 437,565 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10h ago - Published: 4/18/2013 - Albus D., Minerva M., Hermione G., Ron W.
Double Jeopardy by Ruairi J.L reviews
Voldemort may have won even after his death... one hidden Portkey... one impulsion charm... and Harry finds himself in Alagaësia, where he appears trapped for all eternity. But there is now a quest before him - fight alongside Eragon, first Shur'tugal of the new era, to destroy the evil Galbatorix. With help from Brom and Murtagh they must succeed... or the world shall burn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 233,335 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Eragon S., Saphira, Murtagh
Harry Potter: The Seventh Element by WriterPON3 reviews
Celestia's daughter was taken from her by Discord and sent to the Wizard world. She lived her life as Lily Evans. Her son, Harry, was sent back to Equestria by her secret plan when Voldemort tried to Destroy him. Harry is raised by the Apple family in the humble town of Ponyville...CHAPTER 1 REWRITTEN!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,809 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Applejack
A Little Wake-up Call by depressedchildren reviews
After waking up from a horrible dream Sakura's life takes a turn for the...well something? She only hopes it will be good and will end better than her dream suggests her life will. The secret family trade is hers to learn, and in the process she will become a stronger kunoichi. Sometimes all it takes is a little wake up call. Warning: strong language, no pairings decided or planned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 244,883 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 226,752 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 2,773 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,391 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 5,023 - Follows: 5,493 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,308 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 3,683 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
From the Ashes by EverD reviews
Their world ended and so, they went to sleep, dreaming of memories of a time since passed. Enter Harry Potter, who only wanted to become an animagus like his father and godfather before him. Of course, being Harry, he couldn't have a normal form. As such, he gains friends in high places and a motherly Pokemon intent on keeping him safe and out of harms way. Starts summer of GoF.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,266 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Zoroark, Harry P.
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 3,625 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
The Two Year Emperor by EagleJarl reviews
COMPLETE! An interdimensionally kidnapped 'hero', a world that runs on very strict Rules As Written D&D, an overwhelmingly powerful invading army, and a smartass fire elemental who moonlights as a water heater. Yep, it's time for a whole lot of aspirin and some *serious* Munchkining.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 87 - Words: 357,533 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
A New Place To Stay by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is called up to Dumbledore's office at the end of his fourth year and told he is to go and live with Severus Snape. Severus does what no one else bothered to do― he takes care of Harry. Watch as Harry flourishes to all that he was meant to be: A Slytherin with a heart of a lion. No slash. Can Harry, with Severus' help, win this war? Sixth Year Begins With The War.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 78 - Words: 358,166 - Reviews: 6344 - Favs: 4,104 - Follows: 4,969 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 416,998 - Reviews: 2516 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29617 - Favs: 15,829 - Follows: 14,272 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Pride, Year Two by DarkScales reviews
Cub and the Pride are back at Hogwarts, but old Dumblybore and Christopher Potter are determined to make him pay for last year. Meanwhile, everybody's convinced that he's the Heir of Slytherin, and the fact that Flare looks just like an unusually colored cobra isn't helping at all. Oh, dear... Sequel to Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Could-Speak-to-Pokemon.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,458 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 1/26/2014
Zoe by luckyponygirl reviews
Zoe is thrust into the violent and tumultuous world of Alagaesia. Can a modern girl survive? Along the way she will discover who she really is and she just might change everything.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 515,006 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Eragon S.
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
WatLP: Chamber of Secrets by Harry Leferts reviews
Sequel to "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess", Book Two of the Lonelyverse. Having gotten through Harry's first year with a lot of excitement, him and the alicorns thought they could unwind. Sadly, it was not to be. House elves, giant snakes, hidden chambers... Looks like another eventful year!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 563 - Published: 3/10
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 69 - Words: 290,420 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Harriet Coulson: Avenger by Jonghyun-appa reviews
Smuggled out of the country, a toddler gets a new identity and a whole new set of rules to play by, especially when there's a bunch of super-heroes who will always have your back.Fem!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,340 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5188 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 4,129 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Death Becomes Us by axellon2008 reviews
On a wild-goose chase that leads him outside the village walls, a young Naruto inadvertently finds the Uzumaki Clan's Mask Storage Temple.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,207 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Naruto U.
The Sentinel: Episode 2 The Shadows of War and Peace by TheBlackHand724 reviews
Sequel to The Sentinel: Episode 1 The Phantom's Shadow. 1 day in Arda, 33 days in the Star Wars verse what could the Sith do when Harry's not around? What can the Jedi Do to stop him? What will Harry do when he gets back? T for langue and Violence. Now Beta'ed thru chapter 13
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,142 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Obi-Wan K., Siri T.] A. Ventress, Harry P.
Dark Phoenix of Konoha by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,321 - Reviews: 2751 - Favs: 5,713 - Follows: 6,243 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Gamer of Konoha by Slender's Father reviews
Naruto really didn't want this power. He wanted to be a legit shinobi wielding jutsu's! Yes, his "power" had its perks, but it annoyed him to kingdom come. Unfortunately, he was stuck with it. However, he still protests to the heavens: Why did it have to be a stupid game-related power and not some flashy bloodline!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,333 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
The Potter of the Ages by Anera527 reviews
Voldemort tries to rid the world of the Boy Who Lived after capturing and torturing him. He goes to the Ministry of Magic, to the archway, and there condemns him to death. But Harry Potter doesn't find himself in the Afterlife- he instead finds himself on the planet Coruscant. Harry Potter/Star Wars crossover. AU after OotP and New Jedi Order. Not a slash story!
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,734 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Luke S., Harry P.
Military man by Writer of olde reviews
This is a Harry in the Military story, where he will attend a military academy. I hope it will pan out. i will try to update weekly but i have a tight schedule. no pairings as of yet but is subject to change. M for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,765 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Harry P., Hannah A.]
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 304,542 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
The Tale of Rhoden by X-RHODEN-X reviews
Found by Sea Raiders during a pillage this boy is molded by them into a fearsome warrior. R&R (this is my first story). My story is based upon a world where the mods of Sword of Damocles, Prophesy of Pendor and Light and Darkness Heroes of Calradia are mixed together. After a long delay with life, I have returned.
Mount&Blade - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 11/4/2013
The Shinobi Menace by NeonZangetsu reviews
Cast adrift through space and time after a disastrous explosion, a single shinobi finds himself stranded in a galaxy far, far away; forced to fight a an evil even greater than Obito. Now, the mostwanted scum and villians of the galaxy have a new name to fear, a new face to dread. His name is...the Shinobi Menace! Narutoxharem? Pairing questionable. Hints of NarutoxShmi present.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,592 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U.
Avatar by Von reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort with the power he knew not, a power far more valuable than his freedom. Sealed away until next he was needed, the Wizarding Saviour slept through the fall of his race, of magic and almost the world. Now he has been woken, the last avatar of a dead species and a being whose purpose is so old that only the bones of the Earth remember. (Not set during movie)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,896 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Mewter by Alex Ultra reviews
Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 203,953 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Mew, Harry P. - Complete
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,530 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 8,023 - Follows: 9,772 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Firebird's Fury: Book III of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
They had a plan, formulated from before they were even born. That plan died. From its ashes rises a Harry Potter no longer willing, or able, to let others fight his battles for him. Outgunned, outclassed, outmatched, nonetheless Harry will take up the sword to change not only Britain, but the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 168,312 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Bug Boy by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
At the tender age of two and a half, little Harry's magic whisks him away from the Dursleys to the Hidden Countries where he is found and adopted by a shinobi clan of Konoha. Main Pairing: Harry (Satoshi)/Takigakure's Fu (host to the Nanabi).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 257,357 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Harry P., Shibi A., Shino A., Kakashi H.
Hunter x in the x Making by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Anger, fear, guilt, and desperation force Harry to flee Hogwarts in the wake of the fiasco that was the Tri-Wizard Tournament after overhearing Dumbledore and Snape speaking about the need for Harry to die in order to fulfill the prophecy. Evil!Dumbledore & Evil!Snape. Pairings; HP/Canary, HG/RW
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,736 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Harry P., Canary] Killua Z., Gon F.
The Unbound Soul by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Ripped out of his world by an incomprehensible force on the night his parents died, young Harry Potter is cast into a world far different from that which he'd been born into. Bad luck and worse timing see the traumatized child falling into the hands of a man without scruples and his life is forever changed by the unethical experiments that are performed on him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,456 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Harry P., Kosuke M., Shikaku N., Yamato
Dan Granger by old-crow reviews
Things didn't entirely get swept aside after the conclusion of the TWT. Dumbledore doesn't get his way. Riddle or Fudge won't either. Some OCs have large roles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,882 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Susan B., Amelia B., Dr. Granger
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Dark Lord by The M M reviews
Calvin's eleven years old - well, technically, anyways, but his shorts still reach his ankles - and not much has changed. Until the letter from Hogwarts, that is. *dramatic music* *sense of foreboding* *bloodcurdling screams echoing in the distance*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,060 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Calvin
Discovering A New Family by secret shugo chara reviews
Hope Potter has been alone for most of her life. Now, three Pokémon will take her to a world where she can have friends and a true family of her own. How will the Pokémon world fare with the Girl-Who-Lived in it? Fem!Harry! Based off of Interferes series of WizardsGirl and with their permission!
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,106 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 8/1/2014
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,692 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
To Train A Dragon Rider by unwrittenlegacy reviews
Brom is mortally wounded in an ambush on his way to Carvahall after helping to free an egg. Harry is pulled from his galaxy and lands not far from Brom who is quickly being overwhelmed by attackers. Harry is able to get Brom's memories before the man dies and starts down a path that will change Alagaesia forever as well as the life of the new Dragon Rider. Harry/Arya. Era/Nas AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,600 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P., Eragon S., Arya, Nasuada
With Strength of Steel Wings by AngelaStarCat reviews
A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 695,420 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fawkes
Hogwarts: A Historical Game by Temairine reviews
Martin Valier wished for nothing more than to provide for his family, and serving at the court of Henry VIII was certainly lucrative, though dangerous. But he knew too much, and his death was a direct consequence of this. But instead of the afterlife he was in a castle named "Hogwarts", his life "Muggle History" and his world was a "Video Game"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,665 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - OC
Harry Potter and the Escape to New York by Writing Warriors reviews
He's scared, wanting desperately to find a safe place and voila, Harry Potter escapes to New York at the age of nine. Welcomed into a wonderful magical community of his own, he grows away from the dangers of the wizarding world until he has an accidental encounter with a French witch and then a bushy haired witch. He masters the master manipulator and comes into his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P.
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,375 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 5,663 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P.
Fang and Fox by ShadowBlade911 reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had wound up on a team with Kiba and Hinata. Gets into the friends he makes, the bonds, and trouble that all come with being around Kohona's number one knuckle headed ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 128,177 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 174,555 - Reviews: 2413 - Favs: 6,511 - Follows: 7,509 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Becoming Lord Potter-Black by Dolceconbrio reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Harry gets a letter that tells him that there is more about being an Heir than he thinks.There are certain rules and etiquettes to follow. He learns that not everything is as simple as it seems and decides that he will do everything he can to create choices for everyone. Mild Dumbledore-bashing. No pairing Rated T to be safe. Some mentions of child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,492 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P.
The Chronicles of Camelot: The Snake, The Boy and the Chamber by blackshadow111 reviews
The world is a far older and better place than the muggles believe. Harry Potter knows this very well indeed. Watch as the heir of Alexander and Arthur takes a world rotting in its mediocrity, and turns it into a utopia. With unlimited resources, an icy, brutal ruthlessness and an unparalleled mind, no one can stand in his way. No Romance, Amoral, Political Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 287,441 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S., Gellert G.
A Chance Encounter by spectre4hire reviews
What if Harry didn't bump into the Weasleys at Kings Cross on his first day? What if instead he met another family, one that has ties to his parents? This simple encounter will set him on a different path including new friends and new ambitions. Year Two in progress. Includes: Slytherin!Harry, Good!Dumbledore, Conflicted!Snape, & Supportive!Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 210,194 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Dancing in Shadow by North Light36 reviews
Kallian Tobais is a young elf struggling to survive in the slum of Rag's End, dancing and picking pockets to support herself and her father. Training to become a Shadowdancer gives her hope, but it's the appearance of a mysterious elf in armor that truly offers her an escape. But becoming one of the legendary Shin'Rakorath has it's own dangers. Even the elves have their secrets...
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013
Infected Scar by Sloth45 reviews
My name is Harry Potter. I'm the reason for all this. They call me a killer, a monster, a Dark Lord. Now, I am all of these things. [NOTE: ON HIATUS. Likely to be deleted at some point so I can take the idea and start over when my writing ability is less garbage. ]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Harry P.
Eldäriän by sheesh1991 reviews
5 1/2 years have passed since Eragon and Saphira left Alagaësia. Their lives are just getting started, but evil has a way of finding its way back into their lives and mysteries of ages long forgotten by time resurface in this exciting story. This is a continuation of the IC. There will be heavy scifi elements in future chapters of this story. 154 pages, 89,906 words and counting.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,301 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - [Eragon S., Arya, OC] Roran
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,533 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 3,020 - Follows: 4,116 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 7,519 - Follows: 8,645 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Failure Is An Option by RosiePosieRW reviews
[ON TEMPORARY HIATUS] Instead of going to Severus for help with her son, Narcissa Malfoy goes to the last person she would have thought to go to for help – her son's rival, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,222 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Narcissa M.
The Sentinel: Episode 1 The Phantom Shadow by TheBlackHand724 reviews
They had no use for his skills as a shadow assassin, but maybe the next word would. He was a weapon, a blade to be used against the dark, nothing more and nothing less. Super powered, and skilled Harry Potter in the Star Wars universe. T for language and violence. beta'ed by Mad about the Boro
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,085 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Obi-Wan K., Siri T.] Harry P. - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2820 - Favs: 6,203 - Follows: 7,646 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Warband of Wolves by indogma reviews
Within the many kingdoms of Calradia, war grips the land. Each country wants to win no matter the cost. And in the middle of it all, a college student, Roland, is thrown into the fray. But he finds out he is not alone, and an long forgotten prophecy has for told his coming. But what does it mean? Is it fate or dumb luck? And can Roland survive the harsh life within Calradia?
Mount&Blade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,280 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 6/12/2012
Death's Game by wolfsrun reviews
AU. After the final battle, Harry Potter is murdered by an unknown assassin during the victory celebration. Death is displeased. Given a second chance to do things right, Harry is sent back to his beginning with a gift from Death. Video Game Harry! Grey Harry! Pairings undecided. Rated M for language/violence/perhaps adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,714 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Harry P.
Not Who She Seems by Children of Darkness reviews
Lily Potter was never Lily Potter, but only James ever knew the truth. And instead of a son, they had a baby girl, Rayna. Upon discovering their sister's death, Thor and Loki swear to protect their niece, when they find her. How will the discovery that she is one of the Aesir change the events after fourth year? Fem/Harry! Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 124,149 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 2,565 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Banished Destiny by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Sent into an alternate dimension through time and across space by his godfather, Harry must learn to fend for himself in a war torn universe where technology is society's lifeblood. Story is AU. Pairings: HP/Dorothy, 01/Relena, Zechs/Noin, & hints of 03/04. Powerful!Harry, Smarter!Harry, Evil!Dumbledore, and Evil!Snape.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 64 - Words: 601,165 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Harry P., Dorothy C.] Heero Y.
Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power by Raul Fictitious reviews
A story about Harry in Slytherin house wielding the elder wand and the powers of an elemental. Features annoying Weasley's, an OFC, a flawed but good Dumbledore, an indifferent Snape and lots and lots of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 406,365 - Reviews: 3808 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 4,263 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,475 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 4,125 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey - Complete
Harry's Little Black Notebook by Lady Celestial Star reviews
The prequel story of Harry's life, as portrayed in my first story, Exploring Harry Potter's Life. Harry is six years old and is forced to endure the hardships of living with the Dursleys, who are much worse behind closed doors than people suspect. Thankfully,several escape routes are available to him, but can he find them and keep them open?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 183,660 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Dependable Blades by Doc Delray reviews
In the magical world of Domhan, those with the courage and the skill often find themselves enlisting with one of the many Adventurer's Guilds. From hunting monsters and dealing with unruly bandit hordes, to seeking forgotten treasures and braving the darkest tombs. One of these guilds is about to get a strange new member from a very strange land.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014
Star Wars: Will of Fire by ULTRA SONIC reviews
Post-TPM. Rejected by the Jedi Order and sent back to Tatooine, Anakin finds himself under the protective wing of a warrior from another dimension. One who, like him, was a Child of Prophecy. Now under the combined tutelage of this warrior and the Force-spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin sets out to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One...
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,003 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Hermione Granger: The Witching Hour by Temairine reviews
The battle of Hogwarts was lost and the light was destroyed along with the Order of the Phoenix. So why is Hermione Granger getting a chance to relive her life. Even more pertinent, why is her life now a video game? Unknown Pairing, although it will be a multi-ship
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,233 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Hermione G.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24480 - Favs: 12,221 - Follows: 11,223 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Hidden Worlds - The Gathering Storm by darkplayer35 reviews
During the fight in the Chamber of Secrets, a delay in Fawkes healing of Harry leads to several different hidden worlds colliding with Harry causing his reality, life, and destiny to change. Thankfully, two Gods are here to help in a definitely different way. Fem!Harry, Living-a-video-game. Hogwarts starts at age 12 in this story. Fem!Harry/fem!harem; Multi!Xovers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,425 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Artemis
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 4,728 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Eryr by Andor Swiftblade reviews
During his encounter with the Dementors in the Forbidden Forest, something ancient is unleashed within Harry. Watch out, Abstergo, because a new Assassin has risen. Templars, your days are numbered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Harry P.
Firebird's Song: Book II of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
Hard times lead to hard choices. What's more important? Freedom, or fate? Love, or death? Harry Potter stands on the edge of a precipice, and he is not sure if the right move is to turn and fight, or fall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,289 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Masks by Tigerhorse717 reviews
When Beca is hired to DJ an exclusive invite-only party in LA, she finds herself irresistibly drawn to a familiar pair of green eyes. BDSM, don't read if it makes you uncomfortable.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,264 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Aubrey P., Beca M.] - Complete
Magics of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes for a man to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Because surrounded by giants, there is no choice but become one yourself if you want to keep on living. [GoF, Mentor!Albus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,359 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 3,990 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Megamorphs: The Wizarding World by typhoonboom08 reviews
Horror strikes as the Yeerks discover the wizards. However, thanks to a war, infesting them is moving extremely slowly. Determined to stop them quickly, the Animorphs head to England with the morphing cube and the determination to infuriate two tyrants
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Jake, Neville L. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 479,722 - Reviews: 3638 - Favs: 4,826 - Follows: 4,229 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,995 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 3,754 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Dragon's Return by dragonwolf12 reviews
On the night Harry first ventured out with his Invisibility Cloak, he discovered something he didn't expect. A Dragon Egg hatches and bonds to Harry, and he becomes the head of a new Rider Corps. Read as Harry goes through his adventures with a magnificent Dragon at his side and the Ancient Language at his call. I don't own Harry Potter or the Inheritance Cycle!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,903 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P.
Ninja Game by ThisHasBeenLost reviews
Naruto died fighting Sasuke in the Valley of the End. And was revived, however. His new life seems like it is a Game. Now, he has to figure out why that is and how to beat the Game. But can he manage to do that when the Game is constantly increasing in difficulty?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Mexican Mages by WyvernRider3 reviews
At age five, Harry Potter descovered his powers. At age six he ran away from his abusive relatives. Two months later he started school in Mexico. And now, at age eleven, he has recieved two invitations to schools that claim to teach magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,498 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Hopefully Overkill by troyguffey reviews
"Dungeon Crawler" I was woken by a voice asking me to choose my RPG system. It got ...interesting... from there.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Tamer by Hikaru Kosuzaku reviews
Harry Potter is tired of the Dursleys. And after seeing how Fudge refused to listen to Sirius's pleas of innocence, he's tired of them too. So he runs away. And finds his purpose. Fourth-year fic. Kinda-sorta slash...but not really...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,434 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P.
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Last Second Savior by plums reviews
While leading the final charge against a retreating Dark Lord, Harry is thrown through a destabilized Demon Portal, landing on a strange world in a galaxy far far away. Eventual Harry / Multi
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 102,741 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 4,387 - Follows: 4,959 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013 - [Aayla S., Harry P., M. Brood, Shaak Ti]
The Street Rat by The Potters of the Future reviews
At 4 years old Harry is abandoned in the streets of London watch as he goes through life learning about his magic making friends. What will happen when the time comes to go to Hogwarts will he be able to go? Warnings: Child abuse & Neglect, language!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,073 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Harry P.
Better Be- Ravenclaw! by Ares.Granger reviews
This story came from the thought that the Weasley introduction was a setup. This is NOT a time-travel story. The premise is that the Dursleys got him there very early and Hermione, being the perfectionist that she is, also arrived very early. Thus they meet and the glory of H/Hr begins. AU For now not a T rating, will probably change in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,769 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,880 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
Welcome to Battle School by Zenzao reviews
A century ago, an alien armada appeared from the depths of space and threatened the human race with complete extinction. As the Muggles were driven toward greater and greater desperation, within the Wizarding World the decision was made to emerge once more and provide the necessary aide to keep them all alive. FULL SUMMARY inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ender's Game series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Aberforth D., Albus D.
Kill on Sight by plums reviews
Harry discovers Metamorph abilities early in life and hides them. When he meets another of his kind years later, he's in for a rude awakening. His abilities could mean his death. Thief!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
The Wizard's World: YR 2 by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Harry is entering his second year at Hogwarts. An escaped criminal, a pushy professor, a plot of lies, and the on-going presence of the phony Harry Potter only complicate matters. Evil!Dumbledore, Misguided!Remus, & Bully!Twins/Ron; expect some bashing of all Weasleys. Story is AU.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 4,086 - Follows: 4,361 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Consequences of an Ingenious Mind by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Harry woke up to his underperforming before his third year and decided to take his studies more serious? What if he was more observant and also decided to find out how Hermione got to take all classes offered? What if he took things into his own hands properly for once and didn't mess around so much? The answer: A wizard awakes to his true potential.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Dungeons and Ponies book 1, The Staff of Wishing by BemnalTheFallen reviews
the CMC are all grown up but still don't have their cutie marks and so they gear up and head outside of Equestria's borders into the unkown, hoping to find their special talents as adventurers but end up getting sweapt along a much more exciting and dangerous quest than they ever could have imagined- (full summary inside)
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - The Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
The Academic by Jawsett reviews
Academic, the epitome of Technological superiority. Six years ago, young Naruto received a gift from a dying friend that turned him into one. Follow Academic Naruto Uzumaki as he enters the shinobi life with his Remote Tablet and the arsenal of crazy weapons. [smart(er) Naruto, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,000 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Naruto U.
Bamf by Take it Easy reviews
A scary situation forces Naruto to unleash something the Ninja world has never seen. Now Naruto has the responsibility of great power. What is a troublemaker to do with the power to appear wherever he wants...Naru/Hin eventually. Read, Review and Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry's life changed that night when two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging. He sets out to protect himself and find his real cousin that he never knew. In the process he manages to learn more about his world and how to help change it into a better one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Just Another Rock by QuiteMike reviews
Earth has nothing left. Earth is no longer green. Earth has no life. Earth has no magic. This is a story of exodus, as the last two magical beings fight to escape earth before magic is completely gone. Salvation has a new name, and that name is Pandora. Only muggles shall remain. Now Full story!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,871 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P.
A Wizard Named Harry by Bugz-Toon reviews
Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - H. Dresden
The Heart of the Lion by doctor-b1993 reviews
A redux of You Are Not Alone, this story chronicles the life of Harry Potter as he is rescued by the Doctor, meets Lucy Pevensie in the 1930s, travels through space/time with the Doctor and his companions before heading on to Hogwarts, learning of his true heritage as a Prince of the UK. What will happen when Aslan's magic moves Lucy forward in time to save her life? HP/LP soulbond
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Lucy Pevensie
The Character Sheet of DeStInY by Zauber reviews
Harry finds a mysterious character sheet that allows him to gain levels and advances as a character... from Dungeons and Dragons! How will he handle this new power? What is Dumbledores terrible secret? Can Ron really eat his weight in pie? Join us for all this, and more, in the next instalment of... The Character Sheet of DeStInY
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 186 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons by Shadenight123 reviews
A dwarf cleric miscasts a miracle for some barrels of beer. Harry, age six, is chosen and taken to the Material Plane. Now at thirty-one, Archduke and powerful axe wielding warrior of might and magic, he finds with his fellow adventurers a mirror that acts like a portal and is connected to the veil. What world will he end up choosing in the end? D&D crossover. Adult Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,406 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P.
Heir To Zod by TheLaughingMan1 reviews
General Zod found a way to continue his line by hiding a crystal containing his unborn son's genetic material in the Kawatche Caves. After investigating the magic of the Native American tribes, Lily and James Potter went home with something extra.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,964 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Harry P., Kara/Supergirl
DREAMSTATE by N.V.9 reviews
When I'm awake, I'm stupid hated me, but when I'm asleep, I become someone else. I'm a warrior with incredible powers and one of the strongest in the game. So every second I'm awake, I wish to be asleep. And when I'm asleep, I never want to wake up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,782 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
May Contain Traces of Beetle by Joshua Primrose reviews
Harry Potter was stolen by Rita Skeeter shortly after being left at Privet Drive in a basket. And his life changed dramatically from that point on. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,572 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P., Rita S.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5328 - Favs: 3,889 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Calvin, the Pirates, and the Homicidal Maniac: 1 by Mugiwara Gorillaz reviews
Calvin discovers the series called One Piece and the graphic novel Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. He decides to visit the Straw Hat Pirates, taking Hobbes with him. He ends up eating a Devil Fruit, and adventure, not to mention comedy, ensues. Dead fic now. : (
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,376 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010
Harry Potter and the True Power He Knows Not by Worsfold15 reviews
Harry finds a old scroll while hiding from his family in the library which will changes the world that it was ment to be. Massive AU. No Horcrux's. RavenclawHarry. Pairings unknown right now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P.
The Shadow of the Sun by Darth Malleus reviews
Alone in a vast galaxy with no memory of his past; hounded by the Jedi, hunted by the Sith he moves further into the darkness of the underworld, and will rise to become a legend.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 324 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Doing it again with a little help by Worsfold15 reviews
Naruto dies and is given the chance to live again but only it is as a game. Hopefully i dont mess this one up :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Naruto U.
Pirates, and tiger, of the Caribbean by Numbuh296 reviews
AT WORLD'S END UP! Calvin and Hobbes find themselves in an epic adventure on the high seas. Meeting rouges such as Jack Sparrow, Barbossa, and Davy Jones, will they become the best pirates of the Caribbean? Reviews greatly appreciated.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 87,988 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007
The Nine Tailed Shark by Jd-103 reviews
After being mortally wounded, Kisame sends a scroll filled with all of his jutsu and Samehada with one of his shark summons. Soon the shark finds a person worthy enough to be Kisame's succesor in Naruto Uzuamki, the Nine-tailed fox's host. Naruto/Tenten UP FOR ADOPTION!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
A Study in Green & Silver by thequeergiraffe reviews
The first part of the series: The Brave & The Cunning. Sherlock and John are Hogwarts students forced together despite their differences by the Inter-House Challenge. Post-2nd Wizarding War era, spoilers for Sherlock ep.1
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,530 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Fett Twins by Lucillia reviews
Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa takes Leia back and has her memory erased from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star. Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Luke S., Boba Fett
Harry Potter and the Guardian Wand by sikeus reviews
Dumbledore's dead. On the train ride home, cars are at a standstill, the electricity is out, fires burn unchecked from Scotland to London, and chaos reigns in muggle Britain. Somehow Harry has to survive this new world while destroying Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 189,352 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Raised with Magic by Valzen reviews
Hermione Granger's muggle parents died, leaving a young, intelligent girl to be raised in the magical home of the Lovegood family, who not only know of her magical prowess, but openly encourage it and condone her already developing talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,327 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Cedric D.
Calvin and Hobbes and the third duplicator test by Doopliss64 reviews
After five months since the ethicator was tested, Calvin and Hobbes decided that they should upgrade the duplicator and give it another try.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Calvin, Hobbes
Naruto: Master of the Legendary Pokemon by MasterBrattan reviews
A Naruto/Pokemon Xover of a different kind. What happens when the Legendary Pokemon get sealed inside Naruto as well as the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto the Science Ninja by Yitzki reviews
Follow Naruto as he takes the Ninja world by storm using only Science! What will happen? Who will he meet? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Naruto U.
The Last Jedi by Darth Marrs reviews
There are no Jedi; no Sith. There are Abnormals—persons born with a midi-chlorian count proscribed at a dangerous level by the Galactic Empire. Those persons are euthanized immediately upon discovery. That is, until they come for the son of the last Jedi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 184,903 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Complete
Ninja of Redwall by I820COOKIES reviews
Naruto leaves the village at a young age, and soon finds his way to Redwall. Years later when Cluny the scourge threatens to destroy them, Naruto must help to defend his new home A\U naruto\redwall crossover
Crossover - Redwall & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,568 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Matthias, Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Dragonshards by IKilledTheDevil reviews
What if Harry found a long lost library? What if it contained ancient magical secrets that are over 200 million years old? And what if he had to use them to fight back a army of devils bent on conquest? Eberron Setting. First Fic. Beta needed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P.
Avatar: The Saga of Zia by MissBlueFlames reviews
300 years after Aang, new Avatar, 16 year-old Zia, must confront her responsibilities as Avatar, deal with a rebellion against all four nations and the spirits, and stay one step ahead of the woman who wants to kill her and destroy the Avatar forever.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010
Sword and Magic by bluminous8 reviews
After a devastating battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter finds himself transported in a strange world in the company of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura. Is this the will of the Force that their two fates intertwine?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,101 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Aayla S., Harry P.
3 lightyears from home by William6613 reviews
when obi-wan kenobi is at least 3 light years from home without any technology and pulled into a war that is not his own, what will happen. first fan fic please don't be too harsh. R&R
Crossover - Star Wars & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Eragon S.
Harry Potter: Semper Fidelis by J.A Jasper reviews
At age 8 Harry was used as a bargaining chip in one of his uncle's deals. He ended up at a military academy in the states for most of the year learning new skills. Will he decided to attend Hogwarts? If so will Hogwarts be ready for him? NOT A SLASH STORY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,571 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 7,344 - Follows: 7,114 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Magic Unleashed by Sooner90 reviews
Harry was rescued from the ruins of the cottage in Godric's Hollow by the family elf. His is raised in seclusion with only the house elf and a ribald portrait for company. Follow Harry as he learns about magic and life outside his sheltered hideaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,334 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P.
A Shadow On the Mind : A Chosen Fate By Darktayl by Blackstory reviews
-RESUBMISSION- Tori, a young inhabitant of Oldale town, has long been denied her dream by her obnoxious family. A small rebellion in keeping a pokemon becomes something more, and Tori grows slowly more enamoured with the darker side of the world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 2,865 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
A rather Unique Harry: Year One by Flame05 reviews
Poor Dumbledore didn't know there was even a such thing as autism, much less high functioning autism. And that kids with high functioning autism are rather intelligent and near impossiable to manipulate. DisorderHarry. May be pairings later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Salazar's Salesmen by Do Re Mi 123 reviews
Corvus Blackstone, a Slytherin, runs a lucrative business of smuggling in and selling contraband at Hogwarts. Him and his mates are making money and having fun. Then things get messy. Set in CoS&PoA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,869 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
In A Galaxy Now Not So Far Away by TheGeekNextDoor reviews
Six friends go to Comic-Con when the unspeakable happens; one of them is knocked out with a lightsabber. Riley is then thrown into a world where super-heroes, villains, and deathstars are not so unlikely. Every Comic-Con geeks dream? No. See inside Sum
Crossover - Star Wars & Ironman - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,431 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5331 - Favs: 4,403 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Armies of the Dark Future by gmgurp666 reviews
A wise man once said that 40K can add Awesome to anything, even the most spineless wimp in amine. I decided to see if he was right by applying it to Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,874 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Never leave one for dead by Valzen reviews
Hermione Granger was left for dead. Now she is coming back to the wizarding world with seven years of training. She has a new identity and new enemies. Her mission to end the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,877 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Nanotech Ninja by MrWriterWriter reviews
An experiment from ages past bonds to Naruto, creating something to be reckoned with. Cybernetic, Strong, Somewhat cynical, smartarse Naruto. Possible Harem. M for violence
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U.
Ninja Wizard by Alex phoenix Wing reviews
1march2012 please look at profile. When he was young, Harry Potter secretly watched Naruto. After his escape to the school's roof, he trained himself in the arts of the ninja, Naruto style. Technically not a crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,107 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
To Make A Million by Bright Morning Star reviews
Flat broke and in need of quick cash, Calvin schemes to steal an item from the future to 'invent' in the present - but time-thievery is risky business. An ally who has something in common with Calvin may save the day...if he can believe the impossible.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,493 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Agent Double O Hex by KafkaExMachina reviews
A "tragic" accident leaves young Harry in the care of a relative that nobody knew existed. It seems Lily Evans had an Uncle named Edmund Bond who had a son he called James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,289 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 2,843 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: the Videogame by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Naruto dies.... game over? Wait, what's this about a 'new game? And... whoa! Those statues are all of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/25/2007
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Plan by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. Hr POV. The shock of Dumbledore’s death plus some unexpected news cause Hermione to reflect on her decisions and actions of the previous year. She resolves to do what she should have done in the first place. Unabashedly HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,962 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4572 - Favs: 3,949 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Magical Wands by Lethum reviews
AU to OotP CThe Triwizard Tournament was reinstalled, this time in Beauxbatons. Follow Harry as he tries to survive a year with animagi weird Magical beasts and More! HPFD Chapter 16 up! N3cr0M4Ncy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,345 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 6,268 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 549 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Accession of Power by Hell-Lord reviews
AU...The story on how Harry Potter attains his power. Learning that Voldemort may have a point that there is no good or evil only power and those too weak to seek it. He must not be weak if he wants to protect those whom he holds dear. Spoilers on all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,920 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004 - Harry P.
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 4,564 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Death of the child by shahenshah2410 reviews
The order and Dumbledore are not letting up on Harry, one gift from his godfather allows him to become the ultimate Slytherin - with a Gryffindor heart. what to do when you have been living a lie - those who you love hold you in contempt?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Harry Potter Year 6: The Master of Masters by Lord of Darkness13 reviews
Harry has a vivid dream with a man wielding a water blade, this man explains Harry's Past and his future. Now Harry must train for the upcomming final battle and he must cope with his new powers. Will Harry be able to make sense of it all? COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,625 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy77 reviews
WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,771 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P.
Bloodline by arcessita reviews
Voldemort won, closed the borders, and settled down to a life of being catered to, but there are those who resistwith subversive literature, smuggling, and the clever use of biochemistry. Abandoned due to HBP. See first chapter notes for details
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Among the Muggles Again by snuggle the muggle reviews
This story is set between the 6th and 7th years of Harry's time at Hogwarts. The war is at full strength now and, hoping to turn the tide against Voldemort, Dumbledore has concocted a plan. OotP spoilers and some romance. Now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 187,894 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Will by Farseeker reviews
When an abusive Vernon causes Harry to go catatonic, will he still be able to survive the inevitable encounter with Voldemort? Or is time up for Harry? Dead fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,619 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 6/18/2001 - Harry P.
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Harry Potter Munchkinry reviews
If you want a lighthearted, grammatically accurate, completely non-cannon, hypothetical way that the harry potter series could have happened, maybe, probably not, in your wildest dreams, this-is-so-impossible, you have come to the right place. I am posting this 4-5 hours after the idea struck me, enjoy. Warning: you will not find reality as you know it inside, or at least not much.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Adventures of Leoni reviews
Appoclypses are the only animals. They're much like Pokémon, but bigger in every way. Secondly, almost everyone in this realm call themselves a Christian. Thirdly, the humans have powers as well. Full sumarry is Prologue.
Crossover - Pokémon & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Greek mythological figures and the Pokémon world reviews
This story is about a 14 year old boy named Yibodolulahaep who is the son of Briareus the Hundred Handed One and his adventures. This is not related to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, so it's not in that catagory. First story, so no flamers! good grammer
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
Calvin and Hobbes invent Iron Man and other stuf reviews
Calvin and Hobbes invent Iron Man suits, Spider-Man suits, and other suits. Everyone can see hobbes in this story. good grammer.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Iron Girl
Haylei's 9th b-day. She and her friends get Iron Man suits. Her mom's Sadie & Carter's mom's half-sis, so she's their younger couzin. Magic comes later in the story.
Crossover - Ironman & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Published: 10/18/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
The pauper and the pin
When you hear a fairy tale, they are about princes and princesses marrying and living happily ever after. Right? Well, if you answered, "Yes", then you obviously have NOT heard this story. So, sit tight and listen to the Pauper and the Pin.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Greek mytholigical figures of Waverly place
Just something I thought of. read to find out
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alex R.
The Adventures of Leoni Skipowa reviews
an adventure story about my creation Leoni Skipowa. you can tell I like making up names
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Kit Cat Super Cats
This story is about cats who fight evil/satan and work for Jesus.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Complete
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