Yellow, you can refer to me as Gandly and this is my long neglected FanFiction account! Congratulations on getting here! Since I don't actually get around to writing any stories like I would like to do, I mostly just come on here to post silly/awesome quotes and favorite cool stories. So, without further ado, enjoy.
"And how you spell that?"
(After flock finds out Fang can turn invisible)
"I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve ends. Pudding in great pain."
"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!"
See, when you're an insane, endlessly funded scientist, you have both the means and the motive to, say, suddenly gas a whole room full of hostage bird kids. Causing said bird kids to pass out without even realizing it and then wake up in a metal cage in the middle of a field. At night. Some of you have probably jumped ahead and are at the place where you realize this happened to us, and I'm not just rattling on hypothetically, so good on ya!
"Yes, frosting, the final defense of the dying."
"Here's some advice. Stay alive."
"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
"Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?"
"So it's you and a syringe against the capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans."
"Let's throw stuff at other stuff!"
"Kelso, remember that time you thought you saw the abominable snowman?"
"I know something we can do that'll be really fun!"
"Hey Kitty! I'm ice-skatin' on a rainbow!"
I am thinking happy bunny thoughts.
When my brother Fish turned thirteen, we moved to the deepest part of inland because of the hurricane and, of course, the fact that he'd caused it.
"Are you sure this isn't the bus for the bad kids?"
Angie: (to George) We are gonna kill Carmen!
"I needed to be alone so I wandered the desert for 4 days and 4 nights. Y'know, like the chosen people did but shorter. And that-that's when it happened to me. I was sitting on this rock, sweating and meditating, when all of a sudden a bunch of kids with glow sticks and pacifiers came out of nowhere annd started dancing around me! That's when I knew what I wanted. First to get the hell out of there..."
"'Do you like black pep Anthony the srry ir it look's bad i can do good tommorrow'"
"'What is your wierdest fan experience?' Well, once I turned a fan on and I started talking through it, and it makes that wierd sound, you know?"
"I am sorry, but my last dying words can only be 140 characters long."
Books are dangerous. Play more videogames.
"Sir, you illegally parked there! That spot is for handicapped citizens only!"
"If you're having a problem with something, shooting it usually helps!"
"This is a reality, children. Do not trust people who's skin moves in tiny directions at all times."
"As the saying goes, Hobbits are stupid, throw safety rocks at them!"
"You can't just go to Pigfarts! It's on Mars!"
"If this homemade dark mark won't convince you-"(pulls up sleeve to show a smiley face with a snake coming out of it's mouth)
"All the horcruxes are gone. I destroyed them all."
"Oh no, now two people are mad at me!
"Hey pal, that's a pretty cool headband you got there."
"What did you get?"
"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Want to be my friend?"
"It's tradition that every game, before the match, the Gryffindor peewee quidditch team kill a defenseless doe...and devour it! In doing so, we're able to absorb the power and ferocity...of a doe."
"I have been abused, neglected, and attacked. I have mental scars!"
"Say hello, Draco!"
"Another dream I had, I was pregnant, and I went into labor, and I gave birth to Ron and I had to raise him from infancy, clothe him, feed him. But then I misplaced him and it was terrifying because it meant I had failed as a parent."
"Why do we celebrate birth, and mark the dates of our own violent exiles from the warmth of the womb to the cold of life?"
"Um, you kids know about the killing curse, right?"
"If you were any hotter, I'd turn into soot! Soot's a funny word!"
"The boy who lived can now live in style...if his arrogance doesn't lead to his untimely death."
She was elusive. She was today. She was the faintest scent of a cactus flower, the fitting shadow of an elf owl. We did not know what to make of her. In our minds we tried to pin her to a corkboard like a butterfly, but the pin merely went through and away she flew.
When a Stargirl cries, she sheds not tears but light.
"I'm gonna be a waffle!"
"All that glitters is not hovery."
"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
"Hey, it's my old Japanese children books, I forgot about these. 'You poop now', 'Horton Hears a Suicide', 'The Little Engine that Will or Get Great Shame.'"
"I'm not insane! My mother had me tested!"
"Yes , it is a pretty pet. Now slowly and carefully...flush it down the toilet."
"I'm not going to say I told you so, but we should have killed him."
"My name is Earwig Dungeon. I come from Witchita, Kansas. My mom and I used to own a resturaunt where we served human flesh. It was very popular. We were millionaires. I had a pony and a yacht. Now we are on the run from the FBI..."
I don't think I like the segment of the population that rides the Red Rabbit bus from town to town. Let me give you just a little sample of the conversational highlights so far:
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I MADE A GOLEM I MADE A GOLEM AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I HAVE A GOLEM WHO FOLLOWS MY EVERY COMMAND AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH--OK. No point in getting too cocky.
"I donna suppose you could speed things up?"
"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill eachother like civilized people?"
"We'll never survive."
"'Whatever happened to Harry?'
"Y'know what's fun? You pick someone at random out of the phonebook and send them about a hundred 'just because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it."
"It's i before e except after c or when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh and weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!"
"Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of them! Many much moosen! Out in the woods, in the woodes, in the woodsen! The meese want the food! Food is for eatsen! The meese want the foodsen in the woodenezed in the food in the woodenezed!"
"I have met many impressive people in my life who have impressed me with their impressiveness."
Mermaid Man: "Now just put on these costumes and you'll gain their powers."
"...What's that? It sounds like...despair."
"If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his...tentacles on my...heart."
"Goodbye everyone, I'll see you all in therapy!"
"I proceed all of you, for I have an exotic accent."
"Squidward, the sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
"Just remember what we talked about, there's power in pride!"
"We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!"
"This is going to be as easy as...uh...um..."
"Why did you kill this person Carl?"
"Ssssh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"In that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat."
"I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming on my saxaphone all morning."
"What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city."
"Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together."
"How could you think any of this was a good idea?"
"Whoa, give me a heart attack, that's fine."
"I'm not even going to ask how I'm still alive because you know what? I think I died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment."
"The door is everything!" "All that once was and all that will be!" "The door controls time and space, love and death!" "The door can see into your mind! The door can see into your soul!"
"NARWHAL OF DEATH!"
"Honey, do you like my new shoes?"
(points gun at dude)"You're gettin' mugged, kid!"
"Excuse me but there are no fish here."
In a kid's yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle.
EB: woah ok but i just got the most awesome present.
GC: L3TS G3T YOU TO TH3 G4T3 F1RST
CG: OK, THEN I GUESS I CAN PICK MY TEAMMATES THEN?
TEREZI: SO WH4T YOU 4R3 T3LL1NG M3 D4V3 1S
"To protect ourselves and what we hold dear, we keep frightening beasts within us."
"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"
"This is the first time in my life I've been provoked to hit a woman."
"I can't live in a world without Light!"
"Ryuzaki, please tell me, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation, besides the manager thing?"
"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?"
"Whatever you say, I'm still taking your cake."
"Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it. Because in truth, I am that monster."