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Yellow, you can refer to me as Gandly and this is my long neglected FanFiction account! Congratulations on getting here! Since I don't actually get around to writing any stories like I would like to do, I mostly just come on here to post silly/awesome quotes and favorite cool stories. So, without further ado, enjoy.

Awesome Quotes
"I offered to pee on him, but they said no."
Iggy, Maximum Ride Book 5

"You..are..a..fridge..with...wings! We're..freaking..ballet...dancers!"
Fang, Maximum Ride Book 2

"And how you spell that?"
"Captain, like the captain of a ship, and Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R!"
"...Your name is Captain Terror?"
"Yep!"
Agent and Gazzy, Maximum Ride Book 2

(After flock finds out Fang can turn invisible)
Gazzy: I want to do it too!(sitting motionless)
Nudge: Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church.
Max:(muttering)Appropriately enough
Iggy: What about me?(stands still)
Max: No, you're visible.
Iggy: Am not!
Max: (throws a pinecone at him)Could I do that if I couldn't see you?
Maximum Ride Book 4

"I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve ends. Pudding in great pain."
Iggy, Maximum Ride Book 1

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that's a plan!"
Iggy, Maximum Ride Book 3

See, when you're an insane, endlessly funded scientist, you have both the means and the motive to, say, suddenly gas a whole room full of hostage bird kids. Causing said bird kids to pass out without even realizing it and then wake up in a metal cage in the middle of a field. At night. Some of you have probably jumped ahead and are at the place where you realize this happened to us, and I'm not just rattling on hypothetically, so good on ya!
Max, Maximum Ride Book 3

"Yes, frosting, the final defense of the dying."
Peeta, The Hunger Games

"Here's some advice. Stay alive."
Haymitch, The Hunger Games

"May the odds be ever in your favor!"
Effie, The Hunger Games

"Poor Finnick. Is this the first time in your life you haven't looked pretty?"
"It must be. The sensation's completely new. How have you managed it all these years?"
Katniss and Finnick, Catching Fire

"So it's you and a syringe against the capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans."
Haymitch, Catching Fire

"Let's throw stuff at other stuff!"
Kelso, That 70's Show

"Kelso, remember that time you thought you saw the abominable snowman?"
"Yeah!"
"And remember what it really was?"
"...Just a regular snowman."
Hyde and Kelso, That 70's Show

"I know something we can do that'll be really fun!"
"Kelso, the last time you said that we had to get your stomach pumped."
Kelso and Hyde, That 70's Show

"Hey Kitty! I'm ice-skatin' on a rainbow!"
Red, That 70's Show

I am thinking happy bunny thoughts.
Ryan, Skeleton Creek: The Crossbones

When my brother Fish turned thirteen, we moved to the deepest part of inland because of the hurricane and, of course, the fact that he'd caused it.
Mibs, Savvy

"Are you sure this isn't the bus for the bad kids?"
"No, just the misfits."
"Then I should fit right in."
Lill Kitely and Bobbi, Savvy

Angie: (to George) We are gonna kill Carmen!
George: So, we'll have one kid left.
Angie: Max is a good boy. He'll be our future.
Max: (cheerfully, as he goes out the door) Well, I'm off to fail the fifth grade!
George Lopez

"I needed to be alone so I wandered the desert for 4 days and 4 nights. Y'know, like the chosen people did but shorter. And that-that's when it happened to me. I was sitting on this rock, sweating and meditating, when all of a sudden a bunch of kids with glow sticks and pacifiers came out of nowhere annd started dancing around me! That's when I knew what I wanted. First to get the hell out of there..."
Randy, George Lopez

"'Do you like black pep Anthony the srry ir it look's bad i can do good tommorrow'"
"Are you writing me letters again Ian?"
Ian and Anthony, Mailtime with Smosh

"'What is your wierdest fan experience?' Well, once I turned a fan on and I started talking through it, and it makes that wierd sound, you know?"
Anthony answering questions, Lunchtime with Smosh

"I am sorry, but my last dying words can only be 140 characters long."
Ian, Smosh, Killer Teddy Bear

Books are dangerous. Play more videogames.
Real Death Note, Smosh

"Sir, you illegally parked there! That spot is for handicapped citizens only!"
"Sorry, I'll just move my car then-"
"He is resisting arrest!"
Ian and Dude, How to be a Cop, Smosh

"If you're having a problem with something, shooting it usually helps!"
Ian, How to be a Cop, Smosh

"This is a reality, children. Do not trust people who's skin moves in tiny directions at all times."
Chad, Tons of Fun, Smosh

"As the saying goes, Hobbits are stupid, throw safety rocks at them!"
Ryan, 2012: End of the World, nigahiga

"You can't just go to Pigfarts! It's on Mars!"
Draco, A Very Potter Musical

"If this homemade dark mark won't convince you-"(pulls up sleeve to show a smiley face with a snake coming out of it's mouth)
Draco, A Very Potter Musical

"All the horcruxes are gone. I destroyed them all."
"What?! Even my Zefron poster?"
"Especially the Zefron poster."
Harry and Voldemort, A Very Potter Musical

"Oh no, now two people are mad at me!
Voldemort, A very Potter Musical

"Hey pal, that's a pretty cool headband you got there."
"Oh, thanks. I wear it to cover this gross scar I got when I was a baby. I was in the car with my parents when we crashed...into a crocodile. My parents got eaten but then the crocodile took out a knife and gave me this scar."
Ron and Harry, A Very Potter Sequel

"What did you get?"
"Defeat. ...Well I give up on these."
Harry and Ron eating every flavor jelly beans, A Very Potter Sequel

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Want to be my friend?"
Draco, A Very Potter Sequel

"It's tradition that every game, before the match, the Gryffindor peewee quidditch team kill a defenseless doe...and devour it! In doing so, we're able to absorb the power and ferocity...of a doe."
Professer Lupin, A Very Potter Sequel

"I have been abused, neglected, and attacked. I have mental scars!"
Harry, Potter Puppet Pals

"Say hello, Draco!"
"Hello, Draco!"
"No, say hello to the audience!"
"Hello to the audience!"
"How dare you make a fool of me...Why don't you tell them a little about yourself, Draco!"
"Hello, I'm Draco Malfoy. I'm totally rich, and I'm really proud that I'm pureblooded white! I mean wizard! Hee hee hee hee!"
"Ahahahaha, what a wonderful person!"
Harry and Draco Puppet, Potter Puppet Pals

"Another dream I had, I was pregnant, and I went into labor, and I gave birth to Ron and I had to raise him from infancy, clothe him, feed him. But then I misplaced him and it was terrifying because it meant I had failed as a parent."
Harry, Potter Puppet Pals

"Why do we celebrate birth, and mark the dates of our own violent exiles from the warmth of the womb to the cold of life?"
"...I once saw a cat give birth."
Snape and Dumblebore, Potter Puppet Pals

"Um, you kids know about the killing curse, right?"
"No, my parents died of old age-OF COURSE I KNOW!"
Voldemort and Harry, Potter Puppet Pals at the Yule Ball

"If you were any hotter, I'd turn into soot! Soot's a funny word!"
"You know what else is a funny word?"
"What?"
"I hate you."
"...You make me laugh, Hermione!"
Ron and Hermione, Potter Puppet Pals at the Yule Ball

"The boy who lived can now live in style...if his arrogance doesn't lead to his untimely death."
Snape, Potter Puppet Pals at the Yule Ball

She was elusive. She was today. She was the faintest scent of a cactus flower, the fitting shadow of an elf owl. We did not know what to make of her. In our minds we tried to pin her to a corkboard like a butterfly, but the pin merely went through and away she flew.
Narration, Stargirl

When a Stargirl cries, she sheds not tears but light.
Narration, Stargirl

"I'm gonna be a waffle!"
Dootsie, Love, Stargirl

"All that glitters is not hovery."
Shay, Uglies

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Hey, it's my old Japanese children books, I forgot about these. 'You poop now', 'Horton Hears a Suicide', 'The Little Engine that Will or Get Great Shame.'"
Stewie, Family Guy

"I'm not insane! My mother had me tested!"
Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

"Yes , it is a pretty pet. Now slowly and carefully...flush it down the toilet."
Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

"I'm not going to say I told you so, but we should have killed him."
Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory

"My name is Earwig Dungeon. I come from Witchita, Kansas. My mom and I used to own a resturaunt where we served human flesh. It was very popular. We were millionaires. I had a pony and a yacht. Now we are on the run from the FBI..."
Emily, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days

I don't think I like the segment of the population that rides the Red Rabbit bus from town to town. Let me give you just a little sample of the conversational highlights so far:
"So I sez to her I sez, just you hand over that Slim Jim, and THEN maybe I'll give the baby back.""Yeah, so I ended up runnin' away from the army, but I kept the rifle, cuz hey, nice rifle.""You *@!%ing kids shut up back there or I'll %&*ing *&%! your @&%$ to kingdom come or my name isn't Sofronia Peabody Chucklebody."
Emily, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I MADE A GOLEM I MADE A GOLEM AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I HAVE A GOLEM WHO FOLLOWS MY EVERY COMMAND AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH--OK. No point in getting too cocky.
Emily, Emily the Strange: The Lost Days

"I donna suppose you could speed things up?"
"If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do."
"I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you."
"That does put a damper on our relationship."
Inigo Montoya and Man in Black, The Princess Bride

"You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill eachother like civilized people?"
Man in Black to Fezzik, The Princess Bride

"We'll never survive."
"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."
Buttercup and Westly, The Princess Bride.

"'Whatever happened to Harry?'
'Oh, he don't need us. He happened upon an essentials kit. It was filled with food, shelter, and love!'"
Brian Regan

"Y'know what's fun? You pick someone at random out of the phonebook and send them about a hundred 'just because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it."
Brian Regan.

"It's i before e except after c or when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh and weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!"
Brian Regan

"Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of them! Many much moosen! Out in the woods, in the woodes, in the woodsen! The meese want the food! Food is for eatsen! The meese want the foodsen in the woodenezed in the food in the woodenezed!"
Brian Regan

"I have met many impressive people in my life who have impressed me with their impressiveness."
Jason Cray

Mermaid Man: "Now just put on these costumes and you'll gain their powers."
Sandy: "Wow, I didn't know super powers worked that way."
Mermaid Man: "Of course it is! Why else would we run around in colored undies?"
Squidward: "I can think of three good reasons."
Spongebob Squarepants

"...What's that? It sounds like...despair."
"It's probably just me."
"No, no, no, not bitterness, despair."
Spongebob and Squidward, Spongebob Squarepants

"If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his...tentacles on my...heart."
Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

"Goodbye everyone, I'll see you all in therapy!"
Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants

"I proceed all of you, for I have an exotic accent."
Exotic Fish, Spongebob Squarepants

"Squidward, the sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

"Just remember what we talked about, there's power in pride!"
"That's fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful ones!"
Spongebob and Patrick, Spongebob Squarepants

"We will now lay waste to the surface dwellers!"
The badinkadinks, Phineas and Ferb

"This is going to be as easy as...uh...um..."
"Easy as childbirth."
"Yeah..."
Jake and Finn, Adventure Time

"Why did you kill this person Carl?"
"I do not kill people. That is...that is my least favorite thing to do."
"Tell me, Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home."
"Alright, well…I was upstairs…"
"Okay…"
"I was uh…I was sitting in my room…"
"Yes?"
"Reading a book…"
"Go on…"
"And, uh, well this guy walked in…"
"Okay…"
"So, I went up to him…"
"Yes…"
"And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."
"Caaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!"
"Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!"
Paul and Carl, Llamas with Hats

"Ssssh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people drowning, Carl!"
"That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence."
Carl and Paul, Llamas with Hats

"In that case I should probably mention that I filled our luggage with orphan meat."
"Wh-What?"
"Well, I'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do."
Carl and Paul, Llamas with Hats

"Yooou..."
"You?"
"I totally don't remember your name."
"We've known eachother for three years Carl!"
"And what an impression you've made."
"My name is Paul."
"What?"
"I said my name is Paul."
"Oh. I thought you were a woman."
"Why would you think that?"
"Mostly the hat. Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure."
"Wellll, if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer."
Carl and Paul, Llamas with Hats

"I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming on my saxaphone all morning."
Carl, Llamas with Hats

"What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city."
"How did you even do this?"
"A dollup of fairy dust."
"Carl."
"I ripped the tag off a mattress."
"This isn't funny Carl!"
"Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded."
Carl and Paul, Llamas with Hats

"Because we're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together."
Carl, Llamas with Hats

"How could you think any of this was a good idea?"
"Probably because I'm a dangerous sociospath with a long history of violence."
"...Oh."
"I don't understand how you keep forgetting that."
Paul and Carl, Llamas with Hats

"Whoa, give me a heart attack, that's fine."
Charlie, Charlie the Unicorn

"I'm not even going to ask how I'm still alive because you know what? I think I died long ago and you two are my eternal punishment."
"...You're like a constant downer, huh?"
Charlie and Blue unicorn, Charlie the Unicorn

"The door is everything!" "All that once was and all that will be!" "The door controls time and space, love and death!" "The door can see into your mind! The door can see into your soul!"
"Really? The door can do all that?"
"Heh, no."
Blue unicorn, Pink unicorn, and Charlie, Charlie the Unicorn

"NARWHAL OF DEATH!"
Blue unicorn, Charlie the Unicorn

"Honey, do you like my new shoes?"
"You are a chair, darling."
"I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!"
Chair and Harold, asdfmovie4

(points gun at dude)"You're gettin' mugged, kid!"
(smiles)"No, you're getting mugged!"
(drops gun)"How the heck does that even work?!"
Mugger and Dude, asdfmovie4

"Excuse me but there are no fish here."
"...That's because my fish are invisible!"
"What?"
"To the escape pod!"(runs off)
Dude and Fish Salesman, Tom's Tales of Brilliance

In a kid's yard, a tree without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle.
Narrator, Homestuck

EB: woah ok but i just got the most awesome present.
TT: The rabbit?
EB: SO SWEET.
TT: I've heard tales of this wretched creature often. Its Homeric legend is practically ensconced in the fold of my personal mythology by now.
EB: ha ha, what?
John and Rose, Homestuck

GC: L3TS G3T YOU TO TH3 G4T3 F1RST
GC: 1TS NOT F4R
GC: 1 SN1FF3D OUT 4 M4P OF YOUR PL4N3T
EB: whoa, you've got a map?
EB: where'd you get it?
GC: JOHN W3 AR3 SO MUCH B3TT3R TH4N YOU IN 3V3RY R3SP3CT 1TS R1D1CULOUS
Terezi and John, Homestuck

CG: OK, THEN I GUESS I CAN PICK MY TEAMMATES THEN?
TA: uh...
TA: bro youre not the red team leader.
TA: ii piicked GC for that.
CG: WHAT????????????????????
TA: dude ii diid NOT thiink youd be iintere2ted iin thii2 dont act all offended.
CG: OH WOW NOW I SEE.
CG: REALLY F*CKING CLEVER, PICKING THE BLIND GIRL TO LEAD THE TEAM YOUR COMPETING WITH.
CG: I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATER LOWLIFE F*CKING SCUMBAG WITH NO SCRUPLES OR SELF ESTEEM AND WERE BASICALLY WORTHLESS ON EVERY LEVEL, BUT SOMEHOW I'M STILL DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
TA: yeah ii am 2uch an iidiiot for not rewardiing your bubbly per2onaliity and iimpeccable people 2kiill2 wiith a leader2hiip giig.
Karkat and Sollux, Homestuck

TEREZI: SO WH4T YOU 4R3 T3LL1NG M3 D4V3 1S
TEREZI: TH4T W3 BOTH H4V3 D34TH *4ND* COTTON C4NDY???
DAVE: hell yes
TEREZI: W3 M1GHT 4S W3LL B3 TH3 S4M3 D4MN SP3C13S!!! >:D
Homestuck

"To protect ourselves and what we hold dear, we keep frightening beasts within us."
Yuiko, Beast Master

"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!"
Light, Death Note

"This is the first time in my life I've been provoked to hit a woman."
Light about Misa, Death Note

"I can't live in a world without Light!"
"Yes, that would be very dark."
Misa and L, Death Note

"Ryuzaki, please tell me, is there anything I can do to help with the investigation, besides the manager thing?"
"Sooo, you really want to be useful?"
"Yes!"
"Then could you get me another cup of coffee?"
L and Matsuda, Death Note

"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?"
L, Death Note

"Whatever you say, I'm still taking your cake."
L, Death Note

"Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it. Because in truth, I am that monster."
L, Death Note: Relight 2: L's Successors

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School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,631 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Winged Puppets by nightwings93 reviews
"The strings tugged at my leg, making it move against my will. The strings dug into my ankle as my leg stretched too far above my head. Blood fell from the sky and landed on my forehead. I watched as Fang was forced into a similar pose. We had to get out"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,167 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Taken Again by heyshalina reviews
After everything they went through to get him back, Itex came and took Iggy's memories. Just like that. No more trust, no more family. Gone. But Max isn't going to lay down like a good little mutant and let them keep him. She's getting Iggy back. It is so on. Sequel to Made Again.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,555 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Membrane Of Lies by Inspirationally Red reviews
If you've lived your whole life behind a mask, who says you'll recognise the face beneath it? Max 2 once assumed Iggy had bat DNA inside him. She didn't know her guess was true. Nor did she realise that the tiny two percent would have a bigger effect on Iggy's life than anything else. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,512 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Iggy - Complete
Cell 104 by The Androgynous Alchemist reviews
When Beyond Birthday was told he was having a prison transfer, he had every right to be suspicious. Kira was becoming a household name in Japan, and L was becoming desperate for a solution. How long will L withhold his trust?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,067 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - BB, L
Forgetting Yesterday by Fangfan1 reviews
Iggy has a past with abusive parents. When he comes to the Martinez foster home can Max and the gang open up his shell, or will Iggy's past finally catch up to him? What secrets is the pale boy hiding from the world? Rated T for some violence
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Iggy - Complete
What Iggy Hears by InkDrinker reviews
The first book from Iggy's perspective.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Iggy
U and A by ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar reviews
After Max left in the middle of the night, the flock split up. Now, three years later, the lives they left behind are catching up to them. COMPLETE.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 74,423 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fang's Story: The Angel Experiment by fnickforever reviews
Take a closer look in Fang's mind as award-winning "Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment" is told in this seemingly quiet teenager's perspective. Rated T for language and my paranoia! FIRST I've ever written, don't hate D:
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,650 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Fang, Max
L What If Parody by Ratt9 reviews
What if L wanted to become a two headed monster? What if L has identity crisis? What if L discoveres the wonders of Vegas? What if L watches James Bond? What if L goes skydiving with Light and Misa? Find out that and others! Crackfic. O.O.C. Slightly A/U
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - L
Made Again by heyshalina reviews
The flock decides to take a vacation before setting out to find their parents. But then tragedy strikes, and Iggy goes missing. Now Max is determined to do anything to get him back. But this time what the whitecoats have done is truly evil. Now complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,494 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Iggy - Complete
100 Things Max Would Never Let Us Do by thenomnomkitty reviews
If Max suddenly slacked off in her leaderness, what would happen to the Flock? Join Fang, Iggy, Dylan, Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel, as they push the limits of Max's patience. T for mild language and situations, and who knows what my mind will churn out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011
Icaria by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
Iggy is captured and brought to Jeb. Faced with his mistakes, Jeb is forced to question his motives and actions of the past fourteen years. Who does he owe allegiance to? The School, his mutant son, or a winged boy determined to hate him? Redemption fic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 204,950 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Jeb B., Iggy
How my life became a soap opera by water wolf 100 reviews
For Max and her friends living in Los Angeles is an adventure. How do they cope with the daily insanity that seems to follow them? AH. Miggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,538 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Max, Iggy - Complete
A Thousand Unseen Stars by bluewingedkitty reviews
Even in an alternate universe where only some of the Flock got away from the School, even though circumstances are drastically different, people can remain the same. Yes, this means Fax, guys. Called "intruiging", "creative"..."awesomely-awesome".
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Max
Incredible by little lea valkyrie reviews
Rated T: She stopped hearing voices. He stopped mimicking. Her voice lost meaning. He forgot to listen. Her Voice left her for dead. His voice was lost to the wind. But they slipped up, and the walls are crumbling. How much longer can they stand?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,841 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Max - Complete
Minimum Ride by Serenity.Jones reviews
All Mini ever wanted was to find her twin sister, Max, and to be accepted. But now that she has what she wants, it seems as if her happy days with her new found family are numbered. Will Mini find the strength to fight back an old friend? Fanax&Mingy
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,467 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Tiny StrongWilled Angel by BrokenWingsOfGold reviews
Angel is the baby, miss missunderstood you could say, her powers keep evolving and this is how she feels. FREEVERSE about Angel and her struggle.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Angel - Complete
The Parody of the Hunger Games by imawesomerthanyou16 reviews
A Hunger Games Parody. What else is there to say?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Katniss E.
All Is Well In Cliche Land by flYegurl reviews
We all know them. Those big, major cliches... Max is pregnant, Iggy can suddenly see again. But what about those tiny, minor ones that everyone overlooks? The ones that people don't even notice? Here's a tribute to those miniscule, yet overused cliches.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: The Guardian Experiment by alpha-range reviews
What would have happened if Jeb had only busted Max and Fang out of The School? How would TAE have been different? Would the two of them have been able to live happily, or would the erasers of caught up with them eventually? Minor Fax, more later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,218 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Plethora of Iggy Oneshots by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Doesn't the title explain it all? My goal is to reach 100.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Iggy
I Remember by blue-eyed-cow reviews
Maximum Ride prequel. Follow the flock through their years and adventures at The School. How did they get their names? What happened the day Iggy became blind? What led Jeb to break them out of The School? Iggy's POV. Rated just to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,657 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iggy
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Max And Iggy In A Closet by GenocideOfColors reviews
What could possibly go wrong when Max and Iggy "accidentally" get locked in a closet together? Slightest, teeniest bit of FAX if you squint really, really, REALLY hard. Rated T for boyish attitude and extreme use of the word, "Valium."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Max, Iggy
My Name is L? by BleachFTW reviews
L loses his memory in an accident. Now it's up to the Task Force, Light, and even Near and Mello to help get it back. But is Light really so willing to help his greatest enemy? Rated T for language and being Death Note. Reviews welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
Fill In The Blank by Contemperina reviews
A random assortment of oneshots covering moments that were mysteriously absent from the show. Chapter 6: Some strange things are going on back on the island during the Playa De Losers episode. Others include: If You Can't Take The Heat, Up The Creek...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,397 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Gender Switch by maximumcullenxxx reviews
After a huge thunder storm, Max and Iggy switch bodies. What happens with this new, strange thing that has happened? How will they get back in their own bodies? And what if they don't tell anyone? What more trouble can this cause? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max, Iggy
Hidden Secrets by Aleria14 reviews
Heaven is Max and Fang's daughter, but she doesn't know about the wings or the school. She has lived a completely normal life, until one day she gets captured by the Whitecoats. What will happen when she finds out about the flock's past?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,466 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
Iggy's Game by Blawwmkw reviews
Iggy proposes a game for the whole flock, but what happens when it all goes wrong?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
MAXIMUM RIDE TOYS by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Random products for Maximum Ride. That will make you laugh. Send in your ideas in a review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Total
In Reverence by Kimsa Ki-Lurria reviews
They took his wings. First they stole his sight, and then they crippled him when he tried to adapt. For Iggy, it took everything he had not to break. For his flock, it took everything they had not to break along with him. Extended and completed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,676 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Iggy, Angel - Complete
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Did Someone Say Parody! by Set.Me.Free.123 reviews
MR Parody. No set time. Very easy quick read : Rated T 'cause it's old and I can't remember how much/if I swore...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008
Death Note Introductions by New Level Darkness reviews
Beyond Birthday has escaped prison. To do what? To go to the supermarket, of course. And who else does he meet there but L and Light?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Minimum Walk: The Failed Parody by tanyart reviews
Max meets her counterpart, a flamingoavian hybrid named Mini. Jeb is livid, the Flock is baffled, unicorns don't exist... and quite predictably, things go horribly wrong. So what else is new?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,513 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
L Used Logic by Jack of Chocolate reviews
L used logic. But, there's a GameBoy? Hmmm...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
When Fan Girls Attack! by Ashley-Lampost reviews
When stopping for the night, Max and the gang run into rabid fangirls! Oneshot. ParodyHumor
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete