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Joined 08-07-10, id: 2485469, Profile Updated: 10-09-14
Author has written 10 stories for Bleach, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Vocaloid.

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo

For my old friends: I'm finally back after two years of crying in a corner. Just kidding. But seriously, just looking back on my old stories written when I was 13 just makes me cry at the immaturity of it. I've missed FF a lot and miss writing even more. My skills have probably rusted severely. READ BELOW for the rotten stories I may or may not finish.

As for the introduction! Hello FF dot net, my name is phanzi. I'm just a kid with a lot of imagination. I'm into the animes Hetalia, Bleach, a bit of Naruto, K Project, Ouran High, Shingeki no Kyojin and bits and pieces of other mainstream anime (I'm not that big of an otaku). I mostly write for Hetalia and also planning to write more fanfiction for the other animes I watch. I'm also into Happy Tree Friends (JUST the humanised characters. I think they're awesome. But the youtube show is not lol) and Adventure Time.


Note: The following stories have been removed/stopped forever due to inactivity and slow update. I may continue to write, or possibly re-write them.

Vamos ser amigos - I personally really liked this story myself (self-praise AYYYY) but the writing style is too cliche, boring and immature. Sorry to my fellow EngPort babes who loved this as much I do. I will definitely try to rewrite it when I have time, maybe include a proper plot instead of just throwing romance all over the place HAHAHHA. I'll just keep it here first for reference when I need it.

Snow White in Wonderland - I liked this one too, but it's not very original. (I'M SORRY MARIA I KNOW YOU UTTERLY LOVED THIS ONE) I remember as a 13-year-old weeab I just wrote it because ENGPORT but didn't think about whether it was really a good story or not. I also don't think Portugal's personality really fits the one of a troubled young girl trapped in a magical wonderland. May or may not rewrite. I'll just keep it here for the memories

The Golden Age of Bullshi-- I mean Piracy - No. Just no. This was horrible, to me at least. The concept of a pirate story is great and all but I don't think my fetus writing skills can pull it off. Sorry, but I'm definitely not gonna continue or rewrite this one. However, don't lose hope! I'm going to read it again (and hopefully I won't beat myself up for creating this) and try to come up with any corrections to make it better (if this story can still be saved that is!)

An Iberian Morning - This was a joke XD

Doppelganger - I LOVED THIS ONE! I have to say I'm most proud of this story but still, fetus writing skills. I will definitely try to rewrite it though.

Missing - Going to rewrite.

Manoir de Vocaloid - No. I don't think I can pull something this dark without making it sound like crap.

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Syndrome by Korrosive reviews
A young detective. A mysterious town. The scent of awaiting death. Arthur Kirkland knows that they have been waiting in that town where a chain of unsolved murders happen. Contains OCs, no pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,219 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - England/Britain
He's a Pervert! by Mirror02Sound reviews
Len likes Rin. Rin thinks that Len is a pervert. So Mikuo decides to give Len a hand. A story told through text messages. RinxLen, noncest. Loosely based off "Suki Kirai". Fluff. Rated T for swearing.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,892 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Tainted Love? by PerfectAngels98 reviews
Rin's life would be perfect if it weren't for a small detail: she loves her brother. But is he really her brother? What dark secrets have their parent's been hiding from them? Is Rin's love really a tainted one? Just read it gets better I promise xD
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Relationship Problems by NellaElla reviews
Flippy always has had problems making friends. But a girlfriend? Is it even possible for him?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,498 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Flippy, Flaky
born out of thorns by Amaryne reviews
It is the most terrifying and horrifying feeling when Len realises he's in love with his sister. - Rin/Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,352 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Len K., Rin K.
This is like, my blog! by Shiori Yomu reviews
Welcome! This is the blog of our dear administrative region, Hong Kong! Be a troll, mess with him, mention HongIce, HongTai, HKUK, and whatever weird crack pairings you can throw! He'll surely reply! ...Probably. *On HIATUS*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,192 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Hong Kong
Tears that fall by Akoge reviews
A poem based on the horror rpg; Hetaoni. K for paranoia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/21/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
she stops my bones from wondering just who I am by hyenateeth reviews
When England is out at sea as a pirate, he thinks of magic, and he thinks of her. England/ fem Portugal, written for a friend's birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/26/2012 - England/Britain, Portugal - Complete
Paper Hearts and Broken Wings by MildlyMiffed reviews
Time after time he's forgotten. Canada has had enough. It's not like they'll ever remember. So isn't it just best to end it? America doesn't think so, but then again, he's not the one they forget. Now a Three-Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Uninstall by Chukipye reviews
The world today is kind of sick. That's one thing he has started to see now, and he blames himself. He starts to think about how good things used to be between him and the rest of the world, and how we managed to destroy that. In angst and anger, when things become too real for him, he starts to run, wishing to change the world back to what it used to be. ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - America - Complete
In Shining Armor by childsvoice reviews
In a world of dragons, giants, and faeries, all young Elizabeta wants is to become a knight. Unfortunately, her destiny is to grow up a to be fine lady and be married off, so she is certain that all her dream will ever be is just that: a dream. But when an opportunity arises, she takes the chance without a thought of the death penalty if her gender is discovered. PruHung, AusHung
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Hungary, Prussia
Bang Bang by Jackidy reviews
All in all, nothing quite says I love you like a smoking barrel of a gun pointed at your head. Mr & Mrs Smith AU Netherlands x Fem!Portugal
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Netherlands, Portugal - Complete
You Have Mail by Amaryne reviews
Many a teen's nightmare has come from those three simple words: you have mail. A story told by IMs, texts, and all those other stuff those darn teenagers use these days. Rin/Len, Kaito/Miku, Luka/Gakupo.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Len K., Rin K.
That day by ToTurnBackTime reviews
Oneshot on Portugal and Scotland's first meeting. Non/Historical, Fem!Portugal, Male!Scotland, no pairings. *Patched*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Scotland, Portugal - Complete
The Calm Before the Storm by RainbowOctopus reviews
Antonio was feeling lonely at sea, and decided to capture his younger sister Portugal. Throw in two crazy, magical twins and some countries and here we go! What will happen between the two? And what surprises will they find waiting on the seven seas?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Portugal, Spain
Regen by Korrosive reviews
It's raining... and I'm looking for something... that's important to me. *NetherPort Christmas 2011 fic*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Netherlands, Portugal - Complete
On the Other Side by Korrosive reviews
So you think a sneeze is harmless, but what's really happening? Contains Nyotalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Netherlands, Portugal - Complete
Modified World Conference by Korrosive reviews
What if other countries and nations were present at the World Conference? Includes OCs and no pairings. Parody of the first episode of Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2011 - America - Complete
Eyjafjallajökull by Courtney JoAnne reviews
Iceland goes to the World Meeting after his valcano causes havoc through most of Europe, but doesn't expect what ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Iceland - Complete
young ladies prefer gentlemen by Amaryne reviews
I don't care if he's my hot waiter – if he says one more of those god-awful pick-up lines, I'm throwing my latte in his face. Rin, Len, and skim latte's. ONESHOT.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
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Missing reviews
Knowing Otosan cares for something else more than me is more heartbreaking than seeing his picture on a wanted poster translated in many different languages.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Japan, N. Italy
Doppelganger reviews
An evil twin tries to destroy the love between the Toushiro and Momo as revenge. While Momo starts to lose trust in Toushiro, an accident that will change the lives of the two occurs. Will Toushiro and Momo be able to save the love they once had?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
Manoir de Vocaloid reviews
Manoir de Vocaloid, a rich but unpopular theatre and nightclub is brought to fame when a famous actor, Kaito Shion stars in their play, Daughter of Evil. A green-haired dancer, Miku, falls for him, but he unfortunately falls in love with a dark-haired maidservant, causing Miku to become obsessed with him and the play in all the wrong ways. Rated M for gore and sexual reference.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Miku H., Kaito S.
Snow White in Wonderland reviews
Hetalia OC: Portugal/Rio. Snow White. Alice in Wonderland. Nyotalia. Nekotalia. England's "friends". Warning: AU, OCs and OOC, some Hetero and Self-cest couples, don't like don't read. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Portugal, England/Britain
The Golden Age of Piracy: The Pirate War reviews
Portugal becomes a commander on an English ship but is to share her position with two others, England and Netherlands, on a mission to stop a war among pirates over a rumored treasure that the privateers have no idea of its value. AU and some OOC content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Portugal - Complete
An Iberian Morning reviews
How does Spain spend his mornings when his older sister is living with him? Portugal's little morning joke causes Spain to end up in bruises and a drink he doesn't even like. AU, contains OC Portugal. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Spain, Portugal
Vamos ser amigos reviews
I'm sorry I left you alone in the woods to die. I'm sorry I lost you again. I'm sorry I made you think I forgot you. Let's be friends again, and I'll never forget you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,897 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - England/Britain, Portugal - Complete
Marriage Alliance reviews
This is just a random story about how England and Portugal's alliance came along. EnglandxPortugal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - England/Britain, Portugal - Complete
Everlasting Heaven reviews
A Seven Minutes In Heaven game was all it took for Arthur to get what he wanted. But he never knew she wanted to go over the time limit. Happy Valentine's Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - England/Britain, Portugal - Complete
Frenemies reviews
We're not enemies. You just need to remember that we were good friends. Suggestive pairings, no core romance. AU and OCs. Re-published.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Netherlands, Portugal - Complete
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