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Joined 08-07-02, id: 248589, Profile Updated: 05-25-14
Author has written 7 stories for Lizzie McGuire, and Harry Potter.

I’m a single adult male. I’m American, currently living in the state of Michigan. I have one sibling, a younger sister, who has four children. Both my parents come from large families, so I have more cousins, older and younger, than I can count. I grew up on U.S. Army bases, including being born on one in (then West) Germany. I also spent many of my teenage years in Germany, including being there for the nasty business with state sponsored terrorism from Libya. I missed the fall of the Berlin Wall by just a couple of months.

I was a strange child. I never had a ‘girls are yucky’ stage. This may be why I can say, with complete honesty, that my first real, heart mind and soul love, was with a girl in my THIRD GRADE class. Sadly, being an Army brat means moving a lot, and that romance ended when we moved that summer. Okay, I’m getting depressed now, so I’ll stop that subject here.

I love history, but hate the way most schools teach it.

I've listened to country music all my life, but I also like Queen, Enya, Mussorgsky, and other performers from all styles.

My favorite books are the Ender saga from modern American science fiction author Orson Scott Card. One of my favorite quotes comes from the second book in the series.

"This is how humans are: We question all our beliefs, except for the ones that we really believe, and those we never think to question."
- Andrew 'Ender' Wiggen, Speaker for the Dead.

While I don't consider myself an author, I do have a poem I wrote about the Challenger disaster. I wrote it about a year after it happened (took that long to get the thing from head to pen). It's at this site's sister site, FictionPress.Net

For a long time, I had an idea for a story floating in my head. Finally, it took root, found a setting (which still surprises me), and I decided to write. This became my long Lizzie McGuire fic "No Time to Waste". My shorter LM fic, "Suddenly", is a real tear-jerker, not something I normally like. But it came to me so strong, I had to write it.

I read many different Harry Potter ships. Some are difficult enough to find stories for that I've joined groups dedicated to them. One of these groups had a couple of challenges that I just couldn't escape from. The results are "The Worst Christmas" and "New Year's Wake-Up Call". They, in turn, helped spark "Harry Potter and the Two Year War".

As a long-time opponent of censorship, I will go on record as being opposed to fanfiction's decision concerning NC-17 stories. With so many other options, a complete ban is, at best, excessive.

On a final note, about favorite stories. If it's a sequel, than it's safe to assume that I enjoyed the other stories in the series, but unlisted them to make room. If it isn't finished, then it is there so I can keep tabs on it. If it is finished, then I enjoyed it. That doesn't mean it is any good, just that I liked it (Hell, I still enjoy Police Acadamy 6, and I'll tell you flat out that that movie is B-A-D BAD!).

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The Odds In Favor by orangeyhairedimmortal reviews
It's a new Addams' family generation and there are more quirky, ooky, spooky, and cooky adventures to go on. Wednesday is all grown up and has married Joel Glicker, taking over the Addams estate after Gomez's untimely death. With their children following in her footsteps, what happens when Amanda Buckman's son, Bradley becomes the object of October's affection? based on 90's movies
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,491 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [Joel G., Wednesday A.] Amanda B., OC
Lady Black, Lord Potter by MuggleBeene reviews
At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,232 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Old Friends, New Friends by expectopadfoot reviews
"That date was the reason I was shocked to death when I saw that troll. Of course my hero Harry then came to save me and defeat the big bad troll." Tonks ended dramatically, placing a sloppy kiss on Harry's red cheek. He would die before he admitted this to her, but when she said that, he felt rather proud of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,274 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 1,959 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Romance: Paid in Full by Avarici reviews
Chuckie Finster had long ago realized that his high school experience was going to be less than ideal, but when Angelica is thrown into the mix things only get worse. Trying to avoid her stalker she bribes Chuckie to be her "boyfriend" for two weeks, but the pair quickly learn that their feelings aren't so imaginary.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,132 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Chuckie F., Angelica P.
Midnight's Marauders by evilabed reviews
6th year, AU. Voldemort isn't affected by the blood protection powering the wards at Privet Drive. After fleeing for his life, Harry begins to grow into his destiny, rebelling against Dumbledore's attempts to control his fate. Manipulative, non-evil Dumbledore. Remus/Tonks as guardians. Harry/Multi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,180 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Remus L., N. Tonks
Lost in Translation by MikeJaffa reviews
Aisha completely misunderstands some human cultural taboos. Put down all food and drink before reading further.
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Aisha C. - Complete
Cross Country Quest by LadyNiko reviews
Things go drastically wrong when Jessie and Jonny fly home for summer break after their freshman year in college
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,430 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/12/2004
Outlaw Star The Flower of Fate by archsage328 reviews
Hanmyo and Jim, a pair of young innocent lovers brought together and nearly separated by fate. When Hanmyo survives her second battle with the Outlaw Star, what does the future hold for her and Jim? Episodes 20 on retold, with original adventures included
Outlaw Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/23/2011 - James H., Hanmyo
Forgotten Embers by Kraven Ergeist reviews
RE-UPLOADED - 7 years after the events of OLS, Jim has made it on his own for the past while, when he meets someone he hasn't seen in a long time. Jim x Aisha.
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [James H., Aisha C.]
How to End a Pointless Argument & other One Shot's by Shadow of the Forgotten reviews
A collection of humorous one shot's involving the crew of the Outlaw Star. Includes: Jim and a frying pan, Aisha turning green, a 'build a better thief-trap' scheme gone bad and many more.
Outlaw Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
The Beginning of the End by CrypticScripts reviews
[PostOotP] [HarryTonks] Can Tonks help Harry and train him? How has he fallen for her? What happens when the Dark Lord overcomes the blood protections at the Dursleys? What if the saviour of the world dies at the hands of the Dark Lord? [ABANDONED]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,894 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 7,535 - Follows: 3,009 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Duel of the Hearts by Eternal Fire reviews
COMPLETE AT LAST! Final part in my trilogy. Harry and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their seventh year, but evil has reentered their world once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,318 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Journeys of the Outlaw Star by Sylis reviews
6 years after the Leyline events. The Outlaw Star and crew still have their adventures, wiether it be with the Kei Pirates, the MacDougall Brothers, or each other. A Relationship builds between Aisha and Jim. Please R&R Enjoy! Chapter 5, and maybe last
Outlaw Star - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,252 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Aisha C., James H. - Complete
Unwelcome Surprises by Tumbleweed reviews
Hints of JimAisha, if you look hard enough. And finally, FINALLY concluded with an chapter Eight!
Outlaw Star - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,907 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 11/1/2002
Outlaw Star The Ryunoken Sword by The Ronin reviews
Finally Finished. Set 6 months after the end of the OLS series, a new adventure begins with the introduction of the Toku Pirates and a mysterious man in black with a connection to Melfina's past. plz R&R
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 336,805 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/8/2005 - Published: 5/24/2004
Press Coverage by honeycakehorse reviews
Rita Skeeter outs Harry and Tonks in the Daily Prophet. Mrs. Weasley is not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
On the Brink by MadScienceChick reviews
As the Order of the Phoenix prepares for the final confrontation with Voldemort, Harry reflects on words unsaid, questions unasked, and the currents of love running through the lives around him. Sequel to "Turning Point" and "Ground Rules".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Best Friend's Little Brother by puturwristintoit reviews
This is a MattMiranda story, but of course Lizzie and Gordo are in it and together. Matt finds out Miranda likes him and comes up with a way to let her know he feels the same, but will anything go according to plan? Completed 6.05.04!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
Love Hurts Sometimes by WeirdtheNorn reviews
One-shot story of Jonny and Jessie realizing their feelings for one another- and all the chaos that goes with that
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
In the Hospital Wing by theyaremagicallydelicious reviews
Ron and Hermione awake in the Hospital Wing at the end of The Order of the Phoenix. What exactly did they say to each other? What happened between the two of them? RH
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Winter After by Lenny L reviews
Completed It's Christmas and Ron has a few surprises for Hermione. Sequel to 'The Summer After' Rated PG-13 for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lifespan by breakaway-republic reviews
Aisha Clan Clan of the Immortal C'tarl C'tarl had never considered that she might outlive her favorite Terran. Now she faces that possibility when a pursuit for a bounty goes awry.
Outlaw Star - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003
Open Your Eyes by Taygeta reviews
Lizzie and Gordo dream and open their eyes to a reality more possible than they think. L/G. My first Lizzie McGuire fanfic is now *COMPLETE*!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Complete
Illusia by Blonde Badger reviews
*Complete* Jim has just discovered Illusia, A VR fantasy game where you interact with others over the ethernet. In this other world Jim's met someone who might be more than just a friend. Jim/Aisha (Oh C'mon by now you all know who Odana is)
Outlaw Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,639 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2003 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Complete
Of Wishes and Dreams by RogueAngel reviews
Harry spends Christmas with the Weasleys. He finds himself a bit depressed after all the festivities. He makes a wish....and finds hope. Epilogue of sorts added 12/25/02...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,927 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Beginning of the End by Casca reviews
Spans the course of Harry’s final year at Hogwarts. A Harry & Ginny story. Epilogue posted! Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,656 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/10/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
They're Called Every Flavor Beans for a Reason by Catspook reviews
An allegory meaning an actual story, not just a rant about censorship. -the formatting problem is now fixed... again 12/18/10-
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Abundance of Third Wheels by Emmyjean reviews
Harry is beginning to realize his true feelings for Ginny - but only as she becomes involved with someone else. Is it too late? COMPLETE! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,382 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Riding Fences- COMPLETE! by Tumbleweed reviews
Jim Hawking: Action Hero. A madcap, one-shot adventure set a few years after the last ep. My first venture into OLS Fanfiction- completed at last!
Outlaw Star - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Complete
Anonymous by Viva reviews
Ginny recieves an answer back from her misplaced diary entry. Will this be what she needs? New "reader friendly" format is up for all chapters, and yes I have a sequel in the works for all those wanting to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2001 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Summer Camp by Debbie Kluge reviews
Story #3 in the Jealousy Series. A community service project in California turns deadly for Jonny and Jessie.
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2001
The Return of Francesca by Debbie Kluge reviews
Story #2 in the Jealousy Series. The return of an old enemy causes a crisis for Jonny Quest
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,890 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2001
Battlefield by Debbie Kluge reviews
Story 5 in the Jealousy Series. Jonny and Jessie face separation and their own personal fears as Jonny tries to help a young friend.
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2001 - Complete
Jealousy by Debbie Kluge reviews
The story that started it all. A new acquaintance causes Jonny Quest and Jessie Bannon to re-evaluate their relationship.
Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2001
Carpe Diem by Imogen reviews
Why is Harry using the Imperius Curse on Ginny? What is Voldemort up to this time? The fifth year at Hogwarts, and a time of changing relationships amongst the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,553 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/1/2001 - Published: 3/28/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
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Harry Potter and the Two Year War reviews
Started before Book 6, AU after Book 5 : The war has began, with a bloody start that affects many. Harry has to balance a formal leadership role with his other problems, including girls. With many of his friends also overloaded, how will he manage? Notes: Apologetic Not Evil Dumbledore. Worried Molly. Mentor Moody. Growing Up Ron. NonHarem Other girlfriends before LISTED ship Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,274 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 3/25/2005 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
New Year's Wakeup Call reviews
COMPLETE. January Challenge Entry. Harry gets awakened the morning after a drinking game with a horrible hangover. But it's only after Remus helps him with it that Harry discovers what real consequences can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/31/2005 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Worst Christmas reviews
COMPLETE. Two Chapters. Set during Harry's 7th year. Harry retreats to a corner during a Christmas Party, and Tonks goes seeking an explaination. She, and the others, get more than they ever could have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
No Time to Waste reviews
A terrifying event shakes nerves and reveals truths, and thats only the beginning. M-M and L-G, with E-K, Larry-Parker, and Lanny-Melina. Epilog Four: Somebody goes after Matt. Then Christmas bring opportunity for one couple.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 195,530 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/27/2002 - [Matt M., Miranda S.]
Girl TalkBoy Talk: Excerpt 2 from No Time To Waste reviews
An aside from Epilog Two: Lizzie, Miranda, Kate, Gordo, Matt, and Ethan take a break while planning Kate's announcement party. They split into all boy and all girl groups, and say things they'd never want their partners to know about.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Complete
Suddenly reviews
A tragic death forces another to admit feelings and face mistakes. Will these events shatter him? WARNING: Don't read where you'd be embarassed to be seen in tears.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Matt M. - Complete
Excerpt 1 from No Time to Waste reviews
An R rated excerpt from chapter 37 "No Time to Waste". As Matt and Miranda's passions ignite, can they stop themselves from going too far?
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - [Matt M., Miranda S.] - Complete