Lalaine1225
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Joined 08-07-02, id: 248609
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
Hi Fanfiction.netters! I love to read and write so I came here when my friend Mythie told me about it. I only write Harry Potter stories (Although I read both HP and Yu-Gi-Oh fan fics), unless I get seriously ticked off at JK Rowling for taking so long with the 5th book- Then I'll write about something else to vent my feelings. I first wrote stories when I was 7 years old.

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Color: Purple
Food: Chocolate
Book: Tie Between Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire and Roots (Yes, I like super long books)
Class In School: Drama
Sport: Basketball
CD (Currently): All Eyez On Me (Monica)

Quotes: "You're a loser. I'm a goddess. Any questions?"-????
"Rape is always a crime. Except on Saturdays."-????
"Listen, you skinny witch, it's not my fault I'm not as pretty as you so you better help me!" -????, So Little Time
"Follow the spiders... Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies?" Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"Some day your prince will come... Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions."-????

Blah blah blah. Anyway, R/R my stories!

(Is it just me, or is it that most of the authors of my favorite stories take months to update?)

Oh, and if you actually want to read one of my stories, read "SMILE! You're On Candid Camera" Which is my favorite.

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A Broken Child by Lady FoxFire reviews
What happens when Harry's mind snaps. Can he recover? rape, abuse, torture
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,356 - Reviews: 1703 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Three Gryffindors and A Baby by Celeste reviews
An accident in Potions-where else?-turns Snape into an infant. Dumbledore in his glorious wisdom, and because it makes a nice plot, leaves him in the care of Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Truth or Dare by Spunkz the wacked out Spaz reviews
Christmas. Those who stayed over are bored pee-less. So a rather exciting game of Truth or Dare starts, and envolves a certain Severus Snape nearly choking to death...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 7/15/2002
Harry Potter for Dummies by Spasmodic dust bunny reviews
COMPLETE Harry Potter is a wizard! Wow, says Harry. Now he is happy...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004 - Complete
true friend by hpbebekthx reviews
A true friend Stabs you in the front.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Green Flame Torch by abbeysroad reviews
Harry meets some one who will help in the downfall of the dark lord. Rating for later chapters. Chapter 16 now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Beach Vacation by Sylvester reviews
Harry and his fellow 7th years go on a one week vacation to sunny South Florida with their chaperones, but they can only do things the muggle way! SLASH(guy-guy love) and hilarity ensues! WILL BE FINISHED SOON
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
HogwartsThe Insane Asylum by sh0rtxd0rksta reviews
I DON'T KNOW...LOTR STARS! LMAO! R&R please! chapter 6 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,591 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003
The Day Ron Decided to Pull Draco's Hair by browneyedcat reviews
...\\ Chapter 13 uploaded!! //... Look at title, Read and Review please! Rated for crude words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
That's So Raven: Meet The McGuires by lizzieandgordo reviews
The McGuire's from Lizzie McGuire's gets transferred to Sanfransisco, where they go to Raven, Chelsea, and Eddie's school from That's So Raven. This is a Lizzie McGuire/That's So Raven crossover. Read and Review.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
Redheads by Molly W reviews
CHAPTER 1 IS NEW AND IMPROVED This is the story of what happened Molly's 3rd year that changed the wizarding world forever. please review I'M STARVING FOR REVIEWS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/6/2003 - Published: 9/23/2002
There's Something About Mary Sue by Jadrien reviews
Nobody knows why they all love Mary Sue. They just do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,058 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
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Do YOU Know Your Movies? reviews
Are you a movie addict? Then let's see if you can find the ten references to different movies in this story! ANSWERS POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 2/1/2004
Kiki Goes To Hogwarts reviews
Ever heard of the movie Kiki's Delivery Service? Well, this is what really happened during Year Two- With Kiki! *FINAL CHAPTER UP*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 9/26/2002
What's In A Hogwarts Student's Trunk? reviews
Ever wondered what was in the trunks of Hogwarts Students? Well, then, read on!*CHAPTER SIX UP*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2002 - Published: 10/16/2002