Hello Everyone!! I'm Vampirecat1191 and thanks for stopping by.

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UPDATING

I don't update until I have at least one review for each chapter (not including flames)

I sometimes update without a review but that's only when I'm in the writing mood

STORIES

I usually post parings of the story at top of chapter in the author's note or the most important in the summary

I mostly write romance stories with yaoi parings so yeah if your against that STOP READING NOW!

I love writing crossovers!

Here is some writing I loved and nearly cried because of it (the first one)

In Remembrance

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring

...In Remembrance to Sirius Black...

...Who never got to walk free...

...Who had to live with a crazy house elf and screaming portrait for a year...

...And who had to get killed by a curtain.

Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the largest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)

I found this and I couldn't stop laughing...

Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP

1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
2. There is no such thing as coincidence.
3. Evil takes the form of four Japanese mangaka.
4. Everything's better in alternate universes.
5. If you're precious to your brother, you're probably doomed.
6. Actually, if you're precious to anyone, you're doomed.
7. In fact, you're probably just doomed anyways.
8. Treasure your eyes. You never know when they'll be taken away.
9. Subtext really does equal buttsex.
10. Everything has a price.
11. The most powerful people are alcoholics.
12. Never trust the bunny/pork bun.
13. True love always prevails. Usually.
14. Love comes in all forms.
15. At least you’re not Subaru.
16. Nothing says love like agreeing to be somebody’s primary food source.
17. If someone comments on your eyes being pretty, you will probably lose them several chapters later.
18. Even if you and your beloved are a canon couple, by the end, you still won’t have kissed.
19. Even in other series, you still will not kiss.
20. If your grandparents are constantly on vacation, they most likely don’t exist.
21. Never carry your most treasured item around with you.
22. Everybody has an evil twin.
23. Tokyo Tower is, more than likely, the source of all evil.
24. If you’re good-looking, you’re doomed or angsty. Probably both.
25. Don’t expect to live a happy life. You’ll only be disappointed.
26. The more they smile, the harder they fall.
27. Your fan base is directly proportional to how angsty you are.
28. Everyone is pretty, even when bleeding or in agony.
29. Torture and mind games are just another way of showing you care.
30. Your boss is bad for you.
31. The world is split into three genders: male, female and androgynous.
32. Blood is aesthetic.
33. It’s not real magic unless you can conjure a two-meter-wide magic circle.
34. Flat strips of paper can reach the same speed as an F1 race car.
35. Fire doesn’t burn unless the plot requires it to.
36. No matter how ripped your shirt gets, it’s not coming off.
37. Men with black hair and glasses (including sunglasses) cannot be trusted.
38. Anyone who says having magic powers is cool could not have been more wrong.
39. It’s possible to store two swords and enough clothing for four people inside the mouth of a pork bun.
40. Who wears short shorts? Little boy detectives wear short shorts!
41. Four leaf clovers aren’t as lucky as they’re made out to be.
42. If you’re a character voiced by Megumi Ogata/cool/fan favourite/bishounen, you’re doomed.
43. Hell, you’re in a CLAMP anime. You’re doomed.
44. Remember your dreams- they’re the key to the plot.
45. If you can’t whistle, “hyuu” instead.
46. If you feel someone’s watching you, they probably are.
47. If he’s tall, dark and handsome, he’s taken- by the outrageously cute boy standing next to him.
48. Feathers have the ultimate power. Buy a chicken.
49. If your series is happy sugar-coated fairies and gay, you will most likely all die a horrible death at the hand of a psychotic clone.
50. Everything will be alright.
51. Just because you return from a journey, doesn’t mean you’ll return in one piece.
52. Everything happens in Tokyo.
53. Cute stuffed animals make the best magical servants.
54. Swords longer than your height are easy to manage.
55. Attack names/chants are more important than actual skill or experience.
56. Cherry blossoms are a sign of good luck.
57. Cherry blossoms are a sign of bad luck.
58. Cherry blossoms are- sod that, if you see cherry blossoms, run.
59. Even after your heart is pierced by someone's hand, you will still have plenty of time to divulge deep dark secrets/words of wisdom/angst/last words before you actually die.
60. Show your true love not by exchanging rings, but eyes.
61. No one is really happy. They’re just hiding some dark secret.
62. Dressing someone up in cute but outlandish outfits is a sign of great love and affection.
63. The easiest way to solve a love triangle is to kill somebody.
64. Inanimate objects have feelings.
65. Eyes, especially magic ones, are in high demand.
66. Cosplay is completely normal in Tokyo.
67. Love your parents while you can.
68. The general public is oblivious to strange/supernatural/inexplicable/mysterious events/people/objects.
69. Don’t give your name to strangers.
70. Wherever you are, there is a Miyuki somewhere in the background.
71. Apparently, magic allows you to eat other people’s eyes like candy.
72. Walking between a fence and a lamp-post will send you to another time/dimension.
73. Never trust shop owners.
74. You can cut your arm off for somebody and agree to be their prey but at the end of the Manga you still won't even be consider a cannon couple.
75. You can adore liquor more than food, but you do not have an alcohol problem.
76. Everyone who's important, has the birthday April 1st.
77. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye-then it's a pairing.
78. Oxygen breaks are never necessary when underwater.
79. If you wish hard enough, your dream will come true. Or you'll just have a heart-breakingly angsty scene, because hello? This is CLAMP.
80. It is possible to pop eyes into your mouth like candy… Screw optic nerves.
81. If you ever have the same exact dream with a cherry tree and possibly some other guy more than once, you're probably in for hell.
82. Your life is O.K./sucks/awesome/hell until you meet a shop owner that claims she can grant any wish if given the necessary price, then it either becomes Hell/Heaven/O.K./sucks, or you die. That sounds nice doesn't it?
83. Life is great, until you lose an eye or someone you know or is close to you does, then your life is going to know doubt become even more of a mess than it may already be.

84. When you finally finish a journey, you'll usually have to start on a new one right after. But this time, your going to go visit other CLAMP anime's.

85. All events/things/people are tied together in some way. For example, how every single CLAMP character will visit each others anime and manga in one form or another and usually add to a major plot twist.

Add this to your profile, and then add a new one!

(I added 84 and 85...)

FAVORITE PARINGS! (Seme/Uke)

ANIME:

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB-

*Kyoya/Tamaki

*Mori/Haruhi

*Hikaru/Kaoru

TSUBASA-

*Kurogane/Fai

*Syaoran/Sakura

BLEACH-

*Grimmjow/Ulquiorra

*Renji/Ichigo

*Aizen/Ichigo

KYO KARA MAOH!-

*Conrad/Yuri

*Wolfram/Yuri

BLUE EXORCIST-

*Yukio/Rin

DURARARA!!!-

*Shizuo/Izaya

*Kida/Mikado

07-GHOST-

*Frau/Teito

D.N ANGEL-

*Dark/Daisuke

*Satoshi/Daisuke

*Krad/Satoshi

CODE GEASS-

*Suzaku/Lelouch

KUROSHITSUJI-

*Sebastien/Ciel

D.GRAY-MAN-

*Kanda/Allen

*Lavi/Allen

*Tyki/Allen

FULL METAL PANIC!-

*Sousuke/Kaname

*Gouran/Sousuke

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST-

*Roy/Edward

XXXHOLIC-

*Doumeki/Watanuki

CARD CAPTOR SAKURA-

*Syaoran/Sakura

*Toya/Yukito

YU-GI-OH-

*Yami/Yugi

*Kiba/Joey

NABARI NO O-

*Tobari/Miharu

*Yoite/Miharu

FRUITS BASKET-

*Kyo/Tohru

*Kyo/Yuki

*Hatsuharu/Yuki

*Hatsuharu/Momiji

*Hiro/Kisa

NARUTO-

*Sasuke/Naruto

*Kakashi/Naruto

*Male human Kyuubi/Naruto

*Itachi/Naruto

*Kakashi/Iruka

*Kiba/Hinata

HETALIA-

*America/England

*Germany/N. Italy

*Spain/S. Italy

*Greece/Japan

*Sweden/Finland

*France/Canada

BOOKS:

HARRY POTTER-

*Draco/Harry

*Tom Riddle/Harry (not Voldermort)

*Snape/Harry

*Sirius/James

*Sirius/Remus

*Sirius/Harry

*Snape/Hermione

*Draco/Hermione

*Nevile/Luna

THE CHRONICLES OF VLADIMIR TOD-

*Henry/Vlad

THE OUTSIDERS-

*Darry/Ponyboy

*Soda/Ponyboy

CARTOONS:

GENERATOR REX-

*Six/Rex

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER-

*Zuko/Aang

DANNY PHANTOM-

*Vlad/Danny

*Phantom Danny/Danny

PHINEAS AND FERB-

*Ferb/Phineas

X-MEN-

*Magneto/Xavier (young versions)

GAMES:

LEGEND OF ZELDA-

*Dark Link/Link

POKEMON-

*Gary/Ash

KINGDOM HEARTS-

*Axel/Roxas

*Riku/Sora

MOVIES:

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON-

*Human Toothless/Hiccup

I AM NUMBER FOUR-

*Henri/John

*John/Sam

SORCERER'S APPRENTICE-

*Balthazar/Dave

SHOWS:

GLEE-

*Puck/Kurt

PSYCH-

*Carlton/Shawn

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER-

*Marshall/Ted

SUITE LIFE SERIES-

*Zack/Cody

How to tell if you're a (good) writer...

1. If you constantly talk to yourself.

2. If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. I wonder why I talk to myself so much?)

3. If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word deliver could mean removing someones liver?)

4. If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!

5. If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

7. If you know what writer's block is.

8. If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random, or full of critisism.

9. If, when replying to someone elses e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

10. If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

11. If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

12. If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

13. If you memorized your keyboard.

14. If people think you might have A.D.D.

15. If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

16. If you have a grudge against Mary-sue's...even though you wrote a story with one in the past.

17. If you know what a Mary-sue is.

18. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no apparent reason.

19. If your friends dont even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

20. If you go crazy over simple spelling/ grammar errors.

21. If you don't like critisism, although you are a critic yourself.

22. If you tend to dream about your stories at night.

23. If you write stories based on your dreams.

24. If you can recite the alphabet backwards.

25. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

26. If you can type/ write fast. REALLY fast.

27. If you write 1000-word rough drafts for your story, then erase it and write something totally different for the final.

28. If you know basic writer terms (ex: beta-, canon, lemon...etc.)

29. If you know what 'etc' really means, and know the elongated written version of it...

30. And finally, the number one way to tell if yourea good writer: If you failed English 101.

... Or maybe that's just me

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

--I AM THE GIRL--

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.