Nervert
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Joined 08-08-10, id: 2486304, Profile Updated: 12-20-14
Author has written 4 stories for Chuck.

Sigh. One should always Google/Bing a potential login before signing up with that login ... and then posting two stories with lots of reviews on said login. Ugh!! Such is life. For those of you that are aware of the definition of "nervert" it does not apply in this instance. I may be a nerd but I'm not trying to make myself out to be a creepy basement dweller.

Anyway, hi, I'm Nervert (grrrr!) a thirtysomething ... scratch that ... fortysomething molecular biologist and a huge Chuck fan. I really have to give credit to all you Chuck fic writers as it wasn't until I came here and started reading that I had the notion to write something of my own. I'd like to give a big thank you for all the feedback from you loyal readers. REALLY big thanks to KateMcK for all the help on "Revenge" and for just being an awesome fun person. And a REALLY HUGE thank you to my wife, just in general for everything, and for letting me pester her with story ideas and giving me the time to write.

Cheers

Update 3/20/13: To those that still care, I still haven't abandoned this. The only thing slowing me down is a lot of work and personal stress. Once I get something substantial down for chapter 23 then the rest will come very quickly.

Update 5/17/13: Okay, chapter 23 is in beta (more like the first half is in beta since I'm splitting the chapter ... as I always seem to do).

Update 8/8/13: Chapter 24 (aka chapter 23b) is 70% done. Almost there.

Update 9/16/13: Chapter 26 is still in its infancy and will probably stay that way for a couple weeks. Won't be long after that, though, since I need to have this whole story finished by late December.

Update 12/31/13: Well would you look at that. It's late December and I still haven't finished chapter 26. So much to do. I've been chipping away at it the last few days. Hopefully I'll break through and write a bunch soon. Also, sorry for chapter 24 getting replaced by chapter 25 during some revision or other. I need more sleep. Anyway, it has been fixed. Cheers and happy new year!

Update 4/07/14: No really, I'm still here. This may come as a surprise to no one, but babies are amazing and also amazingly time consuming (just had our first a few months ago). Nevertheless, I still want to finish this story. I'll be working on it this week.

Update 12/19/14: Well crap. I've written a bunch on chapter 27 (the only thing left to be written) but there's still more to go. My new lab and my increasingly mobile and demanding kiddo are keeping from working on it. It will get done though ... for the one of you left wondering if it will ever be finished.

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It's a Wonderful Cover Life by Kate McK reviews
When Sarah Walker needs a fake husband she decides that Chuck is her guy. And boy, is he ever. But he's not the only Bartowski who manages to bowl her over.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,119 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
That Which is Greater by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
What if, instead of being sent to an unattached Buy More worker, the Intersect winds up in the mind of a man with a life...and a daughter? Chuck, Sarah, and even Casey face hard truths about spying, life, and duty in this alternate telling of canon.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,184 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
What Fates Impose by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
Joining the CIA wasn't anything like Chuck Bartowski hoped—five years in a bunker just sucks. When Bryce Larkin sends him the Intersect, it's up to Chuck and Bryce's ex-partner Sarah to deal with the fallout of Bryce's betrayal and save the day. COMPLETE.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 479,027 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
A Common Spy Problem by Kate McK reviews
Chuck and Sarah slipped in the shower. Now they have to deal with exes, family, James Bond, a rock star, General Beckman and Casey, on top of the major shift in their relationship.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,615 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Spies and Nerds by Quistie O'Scanlin reviews
In a world where the Intersect went to Ellie, and Chuck is trying to save the Buy More from bankruptcy, it's up to Sarah Walker to come in and save the day...but does the nerd get the spy?
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,696 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
That Which is Greater: New Year's Eve by Frea O'Scanlin reviews
And Sarah thought Christmas Day was going to be the most trying time of the holidays with her asset and his lovable five-year-old. But Christmas Day has nothing on the events leading up to the New Year, events that could tear them all apart.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,239 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
For All That We Are by Isabella Baxter reviews
All Chuck Bartowski wanted was a fun, safe evening of video games and sizzling shrimp and no one losing a limb, but the night, and his life, are turned upside down when he finds Vicky Vale bleeding in an alley and a little white lie spins out of control.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck vs the Sunken Treasure by ninjaVanish reviews
AU: When the 'R7' gaming laptop prototype is lost at sea, Chuck is sent to oversee the recovery, which is being contracted to Walker Marine Salvage out of Manila. What could possibly go wrong? Plenty. In this story: scuba diving, pirates, and bikinis.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,525 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck Vs The Pond by Tynianrex reviews
What if the last three years of Chuck s life were just the dreams of a tortured mind when the first intersect malfunctions? Chuck gets drawn into a nightmare of spies and lies. Alternate canon, Charah to come.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,286 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck Versus the Liability by A Chuck Fan reviews
Chuck's family and spy life collide as a seemingly routine mission takes a dangerous turn. Now Chuck and Sarah face hard choices as they try to save someone they care about. A story about family, love and loyalty. Reviews are always appreciated!
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,750 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
The Long Brick Road by BillAndBrick reviews
Just when Chuck thinks Cole has gone for good, they, along with Sarah and Ellie, are forced to go off the grid for two weeks. But what happens when Ellie makes it her mission to make sure Sarah realizes her feelings for Chuck?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,389 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Sarah vs covers, lies and ticking time bombs by Kate McK reviews
Flash backs. The cover relationship, fake break-up, brunette and, of course, first kiss. The beginning of my obsession. Who knows where it's going to end? Warning: major fluff and plenty of Charah to come.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Inconvenient truths by Kate McK reviews
The truth is inconvenient most of the time. An inconvenient truth is the one which you dare not disclose. My name is Sarah Walker. I am a spy.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
Chuck vs The Real Truth by ne71 reviews
Something tells me Chuck would have said more than "Gosh you're pretty" if he'd had the chance. So, let's give him the chance.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
A Reasonable Facsimile by CaffieneKitty reviews
Because someone has to do it, and Morgan needs a job. Episode tag for the new season 4 premiere. Spoilers. GEN
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Morgan G., Beckman - Complete
Chuck vs The Emoticon by ne71 reviews
Chuck and Sarah have an IM discussion. Silliness ensues. Now a multichapter! More Casey! More fighting! Seriously, there is.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,420 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck versus Topeka by Robert Modean reviews
AU - Chuck finds out about the termination order and runs for it. Now it's two and a half years later and he's stuck in Topeka, with Casey and Sarah closing in. But he's tired of running, and he's sick of the man he's become. What will happen to Chuck?
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,784 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Chuck vs the Bar Fight by ne71 reviews
Sarah intervenes to get Chuck and Casey to iron out their differences, and gets more than she bargained for...
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
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The Revenge of the Bartowski reviews
Team Bartowski follows the Traitor down a rabbit hole to take down the Ring while Chuck and Sarah navigate a relationship that exposes their deepest hopes and fears.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,953 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Chuck B., Sarah W.
Happy Birthday Quistie64 reviews
Lester sings about his troubled past to the tune of Purple Rain
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Lester, Jeff - Complete
A Son's Calling reviews
Nine-year-old Jack Bartowski has a lot on his mind, like what happened to his father and what to make of his mysterious life. Is there some bigger picture that it all fits into? Read and find out.
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sarah W., Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Chuck Vs The Pacific Northwest reviews
Sarah and Chuck are waylaid en route to a mission in Seattle. They escape and go underground, in the process making discoveries about themselves, their enemies, and those they thought were allies, which will change their lives forever.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,956 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
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