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Hullo, loves! Time to get to know me!!
Stuff about me: I am a Senior in high school (Turn up), I am in the International Baccalaureate program (It's like AP but harder. And international. In other words, kill me.), and my family is English. I want to go to college at the Liverpool Institute of Performing arts, but I'll probably end up going to the University of Alabama.
I live in Dixie, but I HATE country music.
I'm in band! I play flute, (and hopefully I'll get to march piccolo this year) and I am "Backfield Conductor" for this year's marching band, so I'm kinda like half-drum major. I also play piano, ukulele, some oboe, and the kazoo, and I'm teaching myself bass. What kind of bass? Oh, just a 500-1 series Hofner violin-shaped Beatle bass, of course!
I LOVE theatre. I have been active in community and school theater since I was 9, and I want to follow a career in acting, whether it be film or Broadway or anything. I am obsessed with drama, which makes me
sometimes a complete burden to my friends ;D
I tell myself that I can sing, but I'm not entirely sure how true that is. Just like everything else in life, I couldn't just pick one part, so I classify myself as a "Mezzo Soprano," which means I have the range of a Soprano, an Alto, and, when needed, a Tenor.
I can't dance, and I cringe anytime someone mentions it. Unfortunately, I'm now taking dancing lessons to learn.
I'm your average Weaboo Anglophile, so of course I love The Beatles and Doctor Who and Sherlock and all that jazz. similarly, I am a shamefully full-fledged fangirl, so I guess I should list my fandoms. But that would take a lot of time... I guess the main ones like superwholock, as well as Marvel and Tolkein, and then I also love the whole "Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons"... and then there's also just general Disney because why not.
I love to read. It is my life, and my major character flaw. Reasons I got F's in the third grade: I was reading. (I kid you not. I'll show you my report card.) I've read a lot, but there's so much out there that I haven't read. If you have any good suggestions, send me them!!
I DON'T curse. I don't care if you do (tbh, I find it hilarious 87% of the time), but I'm gonna use the stupidest substitutes for curse words I can find. So, if the dialogue I use when writing seems a little childish or unrealistic... that's why.
Okay, now for the unavoidably boring but fun-to-do section that you can honestly skip over. Just a bunch of fill-in-the-blank answer crap.
Bold What Applies to You
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have my own religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with that category.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling jerk.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a jerk.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic dick.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling PERFECTIONIST.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Sorry guys, but this one has to be bolded on everyone's list!!!)
Name all the members of the Beatles:
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr
Who is your favorite?
Did you ever see them perform live?
Bruh. I'm on fanfiction.net. What do you think?
Which Beatles are still alive?
Paul and Ringo
Which are dead?
John and George
Favorite wife of a Beatle?
Favorite kid of a Beatle?
Dhani Harrison... bc uwu
Favorite Beatle song?
You can't ask that to a Beatles fan, can you?
Favorite Beatle album?
With the Beatles or A Hard Day's Night
First Beatle album you purchased?
With the Beatles
Have you heard all of their songs?
No... Is there enough time in the world for that?? If there is I plan on it!!
Do you own all of their albums?
Not yet. I'm only missing 3. And then the American ones...
What country are the Beatles from?
Do you own more Beatle records or CDs?
It's about even...
What was the best album cover?
Wow ummm idek. Please Please Me? they look so happy and innocent...
Have you seen all of their movies?
Not yet. I haven't watched "Let it Be". I'm not ready for the tear fest. Also Magical Mystery Tour is just a no.
Which is your favorite movie?
A Hard Day's Night
Top 3 favorite Beatle lyrics:
"Close your eyes, and I'll kiss you..." "Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be...why she had to go I don't know, she wouldn't say. I said something wrong now I long for yesterday" "I never give you my pillow, I only send you my invitation. And in the middle of the celebrations, I break down."
How many years were the Beatles together?
11 or with Rings 8
Who started the group?
John w/ the Quarry Men
Favorite Beatle movie scene?
When They break out of the Studio in A Hard Day's Night and muck about on the field uwu
If the Beatles were still together and touring, would you go see them?
Are the Beatles your favorite band?
How many books have you read about the Beatles?
Every single one I can find in every library I walk into. no joke.
Favorite biography of the band?
The Beatles Come to America by Martin Goldsmith
Favorite song from...
Run For Your Life or Nowhere Man
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band:
When I'm Sixty-Four
Magical Mystery Tour:
I Want You (She's So Heavy)
Let It Be:
Two of Us
Please Please Me:
I Saw Her Standing There
A Hard Day's Night:
And I Love Her or I Should Have Known Better
Beatles For Sale:
I'm a Loser
The White Album:
Dear Prudence or Blackbird
Favorite Scene from...
A Hard Day's Night:
The Beatles running outside the train at the beginning asking the old guy for their ball
I don't have one because have you seen it? It's so cute!! Maybe when they're in Buckingham Palace, trying to convince Ringo to lose his finger? Or the whole skiing bit? idek
The Nowhere Man bit? I guess?
Magical Mystery Tour:
Haven't seen it :P
Let It Be:
Is the rooftop concert part of it? Either that or the "Two of Us" part.
Favorite Solo Song From...
Imagine (Original, I know)
Silly Love Songs
Oh My My
This or That
John or Paul?
George or Ringo?
Ringo or Pete Best?
Ringo forever, Pete Never! Ringo is Best!
Early Beatles or Later Beatles?
Brian Epstein or George Martin?
Julian or Sean Lennon?
Cynthia Powell or Yoko Ono?
Linda McCartney or Heather Mills?
Linda! I REALLY DISLIKE Heather Mills :(
The Bealtes on marijuana or acid?
Umm...Neither?? Ok, if I had to choose then acid.
Why do you think the Beatles broke up?
They had been in such close quarters for an entire decade, they got on eachother's nerves. It's like me and my siblings (My sister just went off to college, so I relate it to that) Oh, and did I mention Yoko?? Yeah. Yoko.
How do you feel about the Beatles using drugs?
I disagree with it as a life choice, personally, but Their songs were amazing...
How do you feel about John leaving Cynthia for Yoko?
I think that John was kinda really immature for doing it. And I really don't appreciate Yoko encouraging it and not seeming to feel any remorse for helping break up his marriage, so...
Do you think Yoko acted inappropriately when facing John's death?
Not sure how she reacted, so i can't judge...
What do you think is their worst song?
Revolution 9... (or the ballad of John and Yoko because no)
None. You butt.
I would guess Magical Mystery Tour...
How do you feel about Yoko Ono?
I REALLY dislike her with a FIERY passion. A LOT.
She put Paul through a lot of heartache, and she was a total dick, so I REALLY don't like her.
Were you alive when John died?
No, thankfully. I would've cried though.
Where were you when George died?
Probably in Pre-school. I didn't even know about the Beatles then...
Did you mourn over either of their deaths?
Not at the time, but when I got into the Beatles I did.
How did John die?
He was shot in the back by Mark David Chapman.
How did George die?
Throat Cancer from smoking. :(
Will you cry when Paul and Ringo die?
YES!!! For forever.
Some more trivia...
What was the band's name before they decided on "the Beatles"?
The Quarrymen, The Silver Beetles, Johnny and the Moondogs.
When did the band break up?
Finish the lyric: "And the banker never wears a mac in the pouring rain..."
"Very strange. Penny Lane is in my ears, and in my eyes..."
How did John's mom die?
She was hit by a drunk cop who was off-duty.
What is Paul McCartney's middle name?
Paul. His real name is James Paul McCartney.
When is Ringo's birthday?
What band did Ringo drum in before he joined the Beatles?
Rory Storm and The Hurricanes
If you could spend a day with the Beatles...
3 questions you would ask them:
"If you could tour one place you haven't, or if you could go back somewhere, where would you go?" "Could you maybe not break up and not die and yeah that'd be great?" "So, when you're in a hotel, does John's ego get its own room?" (Or some other joke)
Who would you talk to the most?
ALL OF THEM! But probably Paul or John.
Would you be nervous?
At First, but I'd (hopefully) loosen up and be joking around with them.
What would you guys do all day?
I have no idea. I think I'd want to take them to an amusement park tbqh
1. Paul McCartney
3. My best friend, Sabrina
4. The Doctor
5. John Lennon
6. My twin brother, Hunter
7. Rose Tyler
8. My bae Rachel
9. George Harrison
10. My bae Dallas
11. My bffl Elizabeth
12. Ringo Starr
13. My bae Hayley
What would you do if you saw 7 and 4 making out?
Casually backs away* *has a fangirl moment around the corner*
Would 10 make you dinner?
Lol head probably just grab us taco bell tbh
3 and 9 are on a date. What do you think about it?
Sabrina! You have a boyfriend! (And George is mine).
6 gives lessons to 8. What lessons?
Accents for acting...
Which number would you ask on a date?
1? But like 1964 Paul. Because reasons.
9 and 1 fic. What's the summary?
George and Paul have a day off. What do they do? No, they don't have sex you McHarrison shipping weirdie. They write a song and brotherly bonding or some crap.
Who would 10 challenge to a texting match; 4 or 5?
Dallas would totally challenge the Doctor and try to outsmart him or some crap.
Who would 6 rather date: 8 or 12?
8. They would be a really cute couple, actually...
You walk in the house and 2 and 13 are making out. What is your reaction?
No. Literally no.
Who would look cuter in neko? 6 or 13?
Hayley, because she's already tiny and acts like a cat in human form
What would 1's reaction be if 6 and 12 come into the house late at night?
P-Ringo! did you go parading again?
P-Well... What'd you do?
H-Dude, he nearly hit me in the eye!!!
5 tries 12's drink. What happens?
John makes sure to get as much backwash into Ringo's drink as possible. Because he's John.
You are on a walk with 1 and you manage to break your leg. What does he/she do?
I think he'd be pretty chill... and be internally flipping out.
6 steals 3's special thing. What does 3 do?
Cusses him out like a 40 year old black woman. Hand movements and everything.
1 and 11 are making out. What do you say?
YOU TOLD ME YOUR FAVOURITE WAS JOHN
12 asks 6 an awkward question. What is the Q&A?
R- Do you... uerr, have any big band-aids?
H- Sav does... why?
R- Err...well, I suppose I sort of... knicked my hands a bit...
1. FIRST NAME: Savannah
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope :)
3. SIBLING NAMES: Sam, Haley, and Hunter.
4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Two nights ago watching The Fault in Our Stars. There was sobbing. It wasn't pretty.
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? They're... okay. I wish they were more elegant. :/
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Roast Beef, yo.
7. KIDS? They are the coolest race ever!
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I should hope so! Maybe not, I can be a sarcastic little crap...
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Sometimes... It's hard to keep up, okay?
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No. Of COURSE not. *rolls eyes*
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Why yes, yes I do.
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Yeah! Maybe? It may be fun! Or I could die...
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Frosted Flakes with chocolate milk _
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Not really... no.
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? If I need to be? Not really. I'm a weakling
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? CHOCOLATE!! I'm boring, but it's delicious.
17. SHOE SIZE? 7 1/2 W
18. RED OR PINK? Pink, man.
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My want to always be right...
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My friend Connor.
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THEIR PROFILE? Sure!! I'd love them to!!
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? gray... and invisible? I guess?
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Popcorn and toast
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Sound of Silence. What? No, not the Simon and Garfunkel... never mind.
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? I would be Tickle-me-pink!!! Because I love Pink, and I'm mega ticklish...
26. FAVORITE SMELL? Strawberries. or pomegranate.
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My brother, who needed something from me.
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their sense of humor and their complexion.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I was looking at someone's stories and found it...
30. FAVORITE DRINK? Orange Juice!! It's more of an addiction at this point...
31. FAVORITE SPORT? Volleyball. I dont really play... but my dad used to and he was awsesome!!
32. EYE COLOR? Blue, because I'm a white girl who likes to say "Oh, my eyes change colour!!1!"
33. HAT SIZE? ...The one that fits my head
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? NOPE.
35. FAVORITE FOOD? Ice Cream!! Oh, real food? Then Steak.
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy Ending. Scary movies freak me out for months. literally...
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? The Fault in Our Stars. (Many Tears were shed)
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My Teva's because omg they are like 90's chackos and they are the most comfortable thing i own
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter! My birthday, Christmas, etc.
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Both. (Get turnt)
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Chocolate Ice cream cake because yes.
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