Pessemistic Optimism
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Joined 08-08-10, id: 2486773, Profile Updated: 05-01-12
Author has written 2 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Assassin's Creed, and Kuroshitsuji.

Hey!

We're Alesana and Aira! So, this is just a place for when we get random crack story ideas at 1am (which is often sadly) and we decide to type them! A few tend to turn ok decently so we upload them ^^ Unfortunatly, most of them turn into grey jello with cow poop and hot sauce that we feed to the asian. Sad, I know, but true. We DO take requests, it gives us inspiration in fact... motivation... we're working on that ^^'

A.N. So we don't only do anime. Well, at least I'm willing to take up other areas of writing. I'm sure Aira would help if she decides not to be lazy. Music would probably be my best subject but, i enjoy challenges, especially with writing, I'm quite passionate about it. Also, if you want me to write about something I've never heard of (anime, band, etc. You people catch my drift. You should be able to anyway, it's a lazy fattie so it moves reeeeally slowly. It's quite easy to catch) I'll look into it and get back with you with something so requests are not limited to any subject :D yay! Limits suck, and not in the good way. They're made to be broken. I suggest using chainsaws and hatchets to break them. Jack hammers are quite nice too :) ehh, I'm getting off topic. Well that's all I have to say for now so remember this important lesson kiddiess, Dead men can't tell tales, so if you ever shoot someone, unload on them ^^ I'm so good at advice right? -Alesana

ABOUT THE AMAZING AUTHORS:

About Aira (written by Alesana): Well hai thur everybody!Umm, lemme tell you a little bit about myself... Wait, no this is about Aira! Well, Aira is your typical anti-social nerd bird. But she's my nerd bird, so you mess with her and I'll fuck you up the ass with a firehouse... I won't use lube either ^^ Well, Aira is the coolest Russian chica I know! What makes her even cooler is she's from Ukraine! Amazing right! Her awesomeness is right up there next to leperchauns or snowmen. Yeah, snowmen are pretty bitchin'! so yeah. She's an amazing artist and made me the custom guitar of my dreams!!! She may be a lazy bum, but she's also a black belt in karate ._. I think she could probably break me in half if I pissed her off, so i stay on her good side ^^' She loves WoW and anime and junk. She's super duper smart and lazy also, she also has cats that are plotting to kill us. She is also the reason I'm not in jail :D That's all I gots right this second... I'll add more later when I think of it ^^ (on a side note, if u fuck a werewolf, is it beastiality... please answer, i'm serious. I'm still arguing with my friend about this...)

Rockets, Skittles, and Salted Slugs, Alesana :)

About Alesana (written by Aira): Hmm, well to start off, Alesana is one of my bestest buddies! She is really smart and thoughtful! She is a social-butterfly (and i know she'll kill me for using that term) okay fine, she is a social-baconhawk ^-^ Alesana is the craziest, CLUMSIEST (clumsiest as in she can hurt herself on accident by walking.. we've already fired her bodyguard) and weirdest person i have ever met! She thinks she's a kitty so if she ever types "mew" go with it! a good term to describe her as is a "happy emo" She is highly outgoing.. she is harder to describe then I thought.. usually when i have to describe her I can just say Alesana and people would understand what I meant completly. Alesana is a guitarist with the awesomest guitar ever (made by me). She loves talking about a variety of subjects, from movies to well O.o god knows what.. Hmm... what else can i say about her.. Well she is an AMAZING writer and i feel really special that she decided to take the time to write with me! Well thats all for nows! OH YEA! i can't believe that i forgot to mention this! Alesana is a MUSICHOLIC! she absolutly loves it and lives for it!

Aira (i haven't come up with a cool signature thing yet.)

Note: We are both extremely lazy at times and most of the time we get distracted easily. When we update stories, you will have to be patient because we had to do it via chat to get anything done.


Memorable Quotes from our everyday lives! --

Joseph: Hola! Como estas!
Gerardo: *starts speaking to him in spanish*
Joseph: Woah bro, slow down! Dora hasn't taught me that yet!

Eli: Mom! I'm home!
His mom: Oh Eli honey! *hugs* I'm sorry to tell you, your goldfish died!
Eli: ... I had a goldfish?

Aira: Fuck it! I'll screw it later! ...wait

Mr B: Now try to keep these stories appropriate and to my liking
Alesana: How do you feel about eternal damnation and the occult?

Mr. Mac: Do you have a protractor?
Joseph: no.
Mr. Mac: *glares* and you call yourself a student!

Mrs. B: So class, what's in a name?
Alesana: Letters!

Chris: Aunt Suz, what happened to good old fashioned toasters?
Alesana's mama: My oldest daughter (Alesana ^^)

Justin: Alesana, You just took fail to a new level! You crashed the fail copter into the fail train which went into the ocean and sunk a fail boat until it sunk a fail submarine which drowned a school of fish!

Ross: Alesana, if beauty was a weapon, yours would be one of mass destruction
Alesana: Awww, Ross! That's actually REALLY sweet
Ross: yeah, and if you were an African country, you’d be Djibouti!
Alesana: Aaaaaand you ruin it

Aira: Alesana! We kept hearing a thud against the wall and screams comings from your classroom! We here crazy stuff in there often! What do you guys do?!
Alesana: obviously have fun! Today you heard our head banging sessions and screaming contest.
Aira: … I’m not questioning you.

A-bomb: I'm bringing Lexi (alessana's americanized nickname) back! Those motherfu-
Alesana: *walks up* hey guys!
A-bomb: OMFGZ! It works!

Blake: What kills, the man or the gun?
Alesana: hmmm, the bullet!

Kacey: I don't know how to tell him.
Alexie: Just tell him! It'll be fine!
Kacey: ok... Eli, I forgot your Reese's
Eli: You bitch

Me and Aira see the name "Mario"* Both: Mario! *sings theme song*

Alesana: Lee (Aira's dog) your breath smells bad
Leyna: *whimpers*
Alesana: sorry... (Aira: for the record, leyna only wanted to play lol)

Aira: I found banan a laffy taffy!!!!
Alesana: O.O *tackles*
Aira: AHH! *tries to duck out of the way...didn't work out so well*
Alesana: Give it to me! *grabs for it*
Aira: No! *moves to different sofa..sitting..object thing..somethin..*
Alesana: *moves with her and throws random punches... one hit her boob..*
Aira: OWWW! *withers in pain*
Alesana: Yay! *grabs laffy taffy* :3
Aira: Why'd you do that?!
Alesana: I'm sowwy, i saw banana laffy taffy and it was all blurry from there... :D

Alesana: ooh i has two new text messages! One is from my mama *reads messages then gets a sad look on her face*
Aira: what?
Alesana: they ate all my pie... and they sent pictures too!
Aira: bwahahahahaha, now we know why she didn't say bye..
Alessana: Yea... type that up while i go pee..
Aira: -_- *you have now enjoyed my typing*

Us listening to Come To Daddy -Aphex Twin*
Aira: I swear if u start singing this in a dark voice in the middle of the night, ima slap you (i love how she thinks i'd do this... ok, so how she KNOWS i would xD)

Aira: I love this book, not because of the context but because it's small and has words in it.
Alesana: So you love the book because it's a book? (Aira: It was one of those speach impariment days... i wanted to say "i love how its so compact and the words are smallish, it makes it cute" but then i thought that calling a book cute would set me of for alesana's mocking..so yea, twas a failure)

Alesana and Aira getting into an elevator. we hear people walking to wards the elevator*
Alesana: Ehh, let's be nice for once and hold the door *reaches for door hold button*
Random people: Mom, You're never too old to use soap!
The mom: yes you are! I haven't used soap in ages!
Alesana and Aira: *look at each other* OH HELL NO! *hits door close button a gazillion times*

Alesana and Zach fighting over a pen under the table*
Ross: Alesana, are you giving Zach a handjob under the table or something?
Alesana: ewww! NO!
Ross: I think you are
Zach: dude, my pants are zipped, buttoned, AND I have a belt on. How does she get past that?
Thach: Easy, She's Alesana!
Zach: I'll give you that one.

Alesana: Damn Deecy! I thought i had long fingers! You have longer ones than me!! It's because your black, isn't it?
Gerardo: Lexi! That's mean! Ohh a chair! I want to jump it! Move you cracker!
Alesana: why do u want to jump it?
Gerardo: Idk, it's in my nature to jump stuff
Deecy: Like the border
JK: You're ALL psychotic racists
All: Damn Straight!

Alesana: Dana, When you grow up, i see you doing something corperate! Like one of those big executives doing paperwork in a huge glass office in a big city!
Dana: Awwww thanks! And i see you being the silly street preformer living in front of my office! Don't worry, i'll supply you with a tent, blankets, and hot pockets. And if your good, 'll rent my office out to you on the weekends! No crazy raves though!

Alesana: *hits Ross with a book*
Ross: Alley's a whore!
John: Woah, it's like a talking whack a mole.. *hits*
Ross: dude, i just saw a dragon fly! *runs*
John: Aww, fair winds five second entertainment!

Keaton: want chicken and waffles?!
Alesana: what the heck is that?
Keaton: its chicken served with waffles you moron.

Zach: Alesana, that's Jordan's hoodie! what are you doing wearing another guy's hoodie?
Alesana: I didn't think you would care
Zach: what if i just came to see u one day with another girl's hoodie on! What would u say then?
Alesana: I'd call you gay silly ^^

Alesana and JK: So long, Put you blue jeans back on girl, go home, remember, Hollywood's not America.
Shane: G-rdo, where's your green card?
Gerardo: Shane, I'm from LA
Shane: They just said Hollywood's not America... YOU ARE AN ILLEGAL ALIEN! I'm telling!

Dana: Merry Christmas Allie! Or whatever holiday your spiritual ideology celebrates!
Alesana: I haven"t quite figured that out yet. Merry Christmas works though! *opens present* Aw! I've been dying to read this book! and u wrapped it in pretty paper! and there's a bell :D *throws everything down and runs around ringing the bell*
Lindsay: Dana, you could have given her the bell and she would've been just as happy!

David: Nila has a new name! Nila Migillicuty!
Alesana: Where did that come from?!
David: I dunno.

Alesana: Dude, Chris asked what we were doing, i told him we were talking. He asked what about! What do i tell him? What do normal girls talk about? Boys! I'll tell him that!
Aira: No! you can't tell him that! Then he'll KNOW something's up!

Alesana: *on James's shoulders playing the vuvuzela*
Coach Bell: James! What are you doing?!
James: *with a gorilla mask and a dress on* Well you see coach, this is our totem pole of awesomeness! Baby girl here is our noise maker. I had Mary doing that but it got hard to carry her after awhile, so she's riding Trevor.
Coach: What?! Where are they?!
Jared: *running around like a bird* Caw caw! Caw caw! They're after my lucky charms!
Mary: *on Trevor's back while Trevor is wearing an emu costume* Run my little emo emu! We'll catch that rare leperchaunadon and get his lucky charms along with the map to the fruit loops! *people start banging pots and pans*
Alesana: *blows vuvuzela* Run Jared! It's almost Trevor's cutting break! You'll have extra time too if he reapplies his guyliner! Ruuuuun!
Coach Bell: Why do I even question this school anymore?

Aira: Alesana! I need new music!!! Bo Burnham is going to be the death of me!
Alesana: How?! He's amazing!
Aira:... idk

Commercial: For just a few cents a day, you can feed an African child
Jared: They eat pennies?

Jackson hugs this guy's girlfriend randomly*
Random Guy: Punk, what are u doing hugging my grilfriend?!
Jackson: Sorry, did u want on first? *hugs guy*

Aira's mom sees this sofa thing and her eyes automatically say that she isn't leaving the store with out it. At the checkout line*
Mom: I just love it! *pauses* How're we gonna wrap it?
Aira: wrap it?! its for us isn't it??
Mom: but its a christmas present!
Aira: its a piece of furniture!
Mom:...yea, so?
Aira: -_- oh madre..

Aira: did you know that if you leave erasers in the cold, they won't work as well anymore?
Aira's Mom: yea, you didn't know that?
Aira: no, i had to learn the hard way. My giant eraser don't work no more D:
Aira's mom: the one for "Big Mistakes"?
Aira: mmhm, i wonder if you heat it up, will it go back to normal?
Aira's mom: i don't know, you should try.
Aira: how?!
Aira's mom: put it in you pajama pants pocket.
Aira: it won't fit!
Aira's mom: then tape it to you belly, it will warm up

Aira: Agua! *points to Alesana's glass of water*
Alesana: No! you will not get water until you speak in english!
Aira: Дай мне воды! (Give me water!)
Alesana: *Gives Aira the glass*
Aira: *drinks water* You do realize i spoke in russian right?
Alesana: O.o you did?!

Brandon *cough*Barnden*cough: *to his friend that's reading her bible* Oooh! Spolier Alert! The main character dies!

Jordan: Damn diabetes. Sam gave me 3 skittles and my blood sugar sky rockets!
Courtney: Speaking of diabetes I think I'm going to become a vegetarian
Alesana: *looks at her* uhh, ok court, but speaking of Sam, he force fed me sushi last week! I'm deathly allergic!!
Jared: I think Sam's a discret murderer
All: *look and sam, who's trying to balance a grape on his nose then catch it in his mouth* ...naaaah.

Justin: Can i go to the bathroom?
Mrs. Short: No
Justin: I'm on my period!!!!
Mrs.Short: Oh go ahead then *he goes to the bathroom* wait! damn, and im a biology teacher too!

Aira: they promised us motorcycles and then they're denying it!
Alesana: yeah! they promised last christmas eve!! They only deny it because they were drunk!
Aira: yeah, u have to keep a promise u make on christmas eve! Even if tequila is involved!

Jared: Alesana, i'd walk all the way to ur house at 4 am at 20 degrees in the pouring rain on a school night if u needed me honey.
Alesana: Liar!
Jared: I'm serious! I'd do it all!
Alesana: Nuh uh!
Jared: why not?!
Alesana: it doesnt rain at 20 deegrees, it snows
Jared: O.O ... -_-" (i love this little loser to death :3 ~Alesana~)

Stephen: My favorite Grateful Dead song is Alabama Getaway!
Coach Collins: Really? I don't think that's their original song, I think they re-did it.
Stephen: That's upsetting! STEPHEN SMASH!!! *thrashes chest*

Trey: I'll stop that volcano!
Mrs. Tall: How will you do that?
Trey: with a fire extingusher

Kenny: Bitch please, you only WISH i was raping you (this is all i heard from the convo xD)

Alesana: *calls joseph at 3 am crying because she misses her big brother/bestfriend who pasted away*
Joseph: Hey honey, are you ok?
Alesana: no *sobs out inaudible explanations* sorry im calling you while u have people over...
Joseph: Shh, honey, it's ok, it's just John and Jack. Hold on, one second, it'll be quiet for a few minutes, i didnt hang up, just mute darling. *puts phone on "mute" yeah, that didnt work well for him, lucky me :3)* john, john, get up! I need you to play guitar
John: *grumbles* what is it?! It's 3 am! I dont wanna play guitar!
Joey: It's Lex...
John: fine, what do i play?
Joseph: you know *"unmutes" phone and starts singing "you had me at hello by adtr until i calm down* are you feeling better sweetie?
Alesana: yeah. I love you
Joey: I love you too. More than you know
Jack: Shut the hell up and go out already! I's 4 fucking am and im trying to sleep god damnit! (yeah, so not exactly the funniest quote, but by far the sweetest thing anyone's done for me... Then Jacky ruins it)

Joseph: Hey love, how's your day been?
Alesana: blergh. T-G-I-F
Joseph: S-H-I-T
Alesana: T-G-I-F mean Thank God it's Friday silly.
Joseph: yeah, S-H-I-T. Sorry honey, it's Thursday (i was quite pissed)

Chris(Random kid in my history class): What did he say??
Aira: Idk, i don't speak spanish.
Chris: You don't??
Aira: -_- no, i'm from Ukraine.
Chris: For real? Thats cool! *10 minutes later* So do you know what chicken is?

Aira-* stares at alesana's's elbow thinking about somethign completly off topic*
Alesana: Are you staring at my elbow?
Aira-mmhm
Alesana: its sexy isn't it? It bends!!
* both go back to watching anime *
Alesana- * begins to rub elbow *
Aira- ….lexi, are you suggestively rubbing your elbow?
Alesana- ..yea.. :D

Brit: the devil has weird horn things in this picture
Aira: how do u knw he doesn't have them? Have you ever sen him?
Brit: Yeah, Alesana's my sister

Brit: oooh! I like these! *playing with Aira's “how to train your dragon” toys *
Alesana: Where did u get all those you nerd?
Aira: McDonalds
Alesana: did you just go there and buy toys?
Aira: no, happy meals
Alesana: O.O how many did you buy?!?!?!?!?!
Aira: one... then everyone else got one so I could get toys :D

Aira: I'm at a party and they're talking about me dating and junk! I don't even know these people!
Alesana: You should date! I have the perfect guy! John!
Aira: John?! Why John?!
Alesana: You're a minority, he's a minority. You're a WoW nerd, he's a WoW nerd. You like anime, he likes anime, you both have red in your hair. Perfection...

Alesana: *talking to Aira in the hallway* yeah, so Charles was telling me to- *sees Jose* one second *tries to go to sneakily glomp him*
Jose: *talking to his friend then sees me* oh my god!! *throws lance in front of him and runs* human sheild!
Lance: Gaah! hey lex!
Aira: Leave the poor kid alone!
Alesana and Jose: He's/I'm two years older than me/her

Alesana: *looks at A-bomb wearing a shirt from 'the kids got disco' party* dude, u were there? I went with joey and jack, but i didn't see you!
Abomb: oh, no, this is just a shirt from the party that i didnt go to... i'm not being sarcastic either. it's kinda sad actually. lauren gave it to me

Kimberly: yeah so i'm going to idaho with my church over spring break! or was it indiana?
Lora: indiana and idaho are completely different!
Kimberly: they both begin with "I"
Lora: so does illinois!
Kimberly: ehh, that's different

Alesana: He complimented me on how smooth my underarms were. I have NEVER shaved either! I feel cool
Aira: Lucky!
Alesana: yeah, feel! *puts arm out for aira to feel*
Aira: *gives Alesana weird look and cautiously feels* Oh my god! That is smooth!!! :o

Alesana: I love owls!
Lindsay: Oh! I college you should join Kappa Kappa Gamma!
Alesana: What's that?
Lindsay: a sorority
Everyone: Did you just suggest SHE should join a sorority?!

Joseph's Facebook Status: I really want a snickers
Keyshawn's comment: You can have my Snickers ;D
Jared's comment: yes Joseph, you can have his snickers bwahahahahaha cute little gay couple
Joseph's comment: ohmilord...
Alesana's reaction to reading all this: ROTFLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZZZZGRIHGNDOLNREBVOBOEBDBLEPQJADCBDLBPRHTREPTURHIKBMFDSCXASZ XDD (in other words, i laughed until i almost peed) (in other words? is ROTFLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZZZZGRIHGNDOLNREBVOBOEBDBLEPQJADCBDLBPRHTREPTURHIKBMFDSCXASZ even a word??) (it's all i could think of to describe the moment...)(i see xD)

Jared: Hey, what'd we do monday?
Trey: You're mother
Jared: Why does everyone say that?! I mean, I'm pretty sure you didn't. She was at work then came home to take care of me.
Trey: She took a whole day off. she just didn't tell you
Jared: That bitch...

Steven: See, I'll do it next week. I'll just be like "and last tuesday, cody had his birthday!"
Alesana: Steven, today's Wednesday.
Steven: Really? Well shit, I missed work yesterday.

Alesana: If I ever held up a place I'd go fucking nuts with it. Like hold someone at gun point and be like "Bitch! Do the funky chicken! Right now! I know you know the words and the beat! Don't make me pop a cap up in here!"
Joseph: This is why our first house is going to be full of padded rooms
Alesana: Why?
Joseph: Were both freakishly clumsy and if i need it, i have a nice little asylum right at home for you!

Blake: Sorry if this song sucks. We literally just wrote it!
Random person: It's okay! (i love our school xD)

Blake: *on stage* I love you Katie *whole room is quiet*
Gerardo: I love you too man!
Alesana: Gerardo, he said Katie.
Gerardo: ... I know... shhhh

Joseph: The most common names for gay men are Steven, Mark and Todd.
Adam: Joseph, what are you going to name ur son?
Joseph: Steven Mark Todd. (reason 9864828493 why I love him xD)

Alesana: *has school books in hands* Hey Aira!
Aira: Hey *looks at book* what are you reading? "The real history of the end of the world" ... Why does this not shock me... AT ALL!

Alesana: Hey, I think I see Jake over there.
Logan: Go say hi.
Alesana: ok! *yells loudly across chikfila* JAKE!
Logan: Not what I meant...

Jordan: I'm going to laugh if all those pics she sends get posted on the internet!
Marlon: I know! It'd start a worldwide puke fest!

Alesana: *gets a sext from Hannah and starts laughing histarically*
Aira: what the- *texts hannah: what did you say to make alley laugh so hard? i mean... why?"
Hannah: the giant horny octopus told me to.

House Rules

1 have to keep good communication over whether the family pet is fed because an obese pet or a dead pet isn't a good pet
7. No wild parties without the consent of everyone
8. Everyone helps with the bills
9. No sleepy Pranks
10. If you bring someone home, we all have to approve
11. No feeling up your friends while they sleep
12. No smoking inside
13. No running around the house naked (unless looking for a towel or drunk)
14. Twister tournaments held on friday
15. Mexican food Mondays
16. taco tuesdays
17. Greek/itallian wednesdays
18. Asian thursdays
19. Leftover fridays
20. You fend for yourself on the weekends
21. No eating eachother.
22. If someone gets stuck in the oven, do not turn it on, help them get out.
23. Stealing clothing is acceptable

MoRe CoPy and PaStE stuffs

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (only Alesana)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Alesana: Have you ever run into a tree? Aira: No... not that i know of O.o)

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile (Alesana: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!! MWAHAHAHA * runs into a more then halfway open door * Aira:... *bursts into hysterical giggles* Alesana: Shut up! *starts laughing too*)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile (..hell, this happens on a daily basis... Paige xD)

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (again... ONLY Alesana)

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. (damn straight!)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (Alesana..)

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile. (Alesana..)

If you have ever randomly broke out in a dance and didn't care who was watching, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile

If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile (this is another daily basis thing..)

If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. (Alesana!)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile (daaaaily!)

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

Put this on your profile if you come up with ideas for the end of a story that you just begun.

Put this on your profile if you come up with your best ideas in your sleep and/or while looking at the floor.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile (Alesana: I've gotten my teachers involved xD) (Aira: Which teachers O.o)

If, with no warning, laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this on your profile

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile (almost broke a tv like this... -alesana)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( What? Like your not... Well Aira doesn't but I sure as hell do) (Aira: you don't know what goes though my head >.>)

If you've ever busted a move or burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

people of the world who HATE math UNITE! if you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If reading is a buzzilion times better than watching brain-numbing TV, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are never too old to be young at heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Aira was in Ukraine for most of this so this mostly only applies to Alesana cause i'm awesome like that ^^ mew~~~~~~~~~~~~~ima kitty~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. (xD I love it! -Aira)

~Alesana's junk :D And stuffies!~

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I love food. Thank you metabolism!)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(Love sees with the heart not eyes)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (they don’t work XD)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend (heehee, far from)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I’m a ragazza, grazzie)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don’t think I am, but Joey’s making me put this)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(Wow just wow)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Oh my, haha! Just…. wow)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. (I’m Russian by association ^^)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO(Whatever)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (I still love ze llamas and ze goats!)
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(I admit that many people think I'm crazy or I act crazy but I'm proud of it!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Jared force feeds me if i don't)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.(Love doesn’t see with eyes, only the heart)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(I wish! Damn genetics…)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (nah, just bitches need to be put in their place ^^)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skill
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. (Still going strong)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (a little south of the border)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I love hockey and beavers..)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (Dude, I’m in GSA)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (that’s Pam’s job)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.(I am but only because I don't think you should kill an innocent child who never got to see the world.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (long story with this one…)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (No the government is just stupid)
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.(I’m mean to bitches because bitches get stitches)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

Rawrrrr ignore this! i'm just using this to seperate stuff ^w^
Clever Right?

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
X
you’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
X You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
X You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya Cool Type:

X You wear glasses. (sometimes)
XYou are known for being "evil". (I have my moments)
XYour favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
XYou never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 5

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
XYou have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
XYou are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math

Total: 3

Mori Wild Type:

XYou're the tallest out of your friends
XYou only talk when you need to
X You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food
X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 4

Hikaru Devil Type:

XYou and your sibling have a strong bond
XYou're a very cynical person.
XYou like to mess with your sibling
XYou're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
X You like Italian food
XYou get jealous easily
You don't make friends easily

Total: 6

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games
X Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
XYou're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
X You're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
XYou like playing tricks on people

Total: 6

Haruhi Natural Type:

X You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
XYou get along with guys well
X You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
XYou have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
X People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 5

So, i'm the twins... why is this not shocking...

Seperation domination ftw!

Whale and gummy bears ftw too :{D

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Trooper -Iron Maiden

Waking up: Pray for Plagues -Bring Me the Horizon

First Day at School: Photographs and Gasoline -Framing Hanley

Making Your New Best Friend: Special Ed -Stephen Lynch (OMFGZ! It fits perfectly XD sadly, i think i met Aira in an advanced class... I've made her a lil' bit 'pecial)

Falling In Love: Clumsy Heart -The Matches (oh, irony)

Breaking Up: Better Luck Next Time Prince Charming -Alesana (kinda fitting)

Prom: Broken -Seether and Amy Lee

Graduation: Summer hair= Forever Young -The Academy Is...

Life's Okay: I'm A Fake -The Used (c'mon ipod, you we're doing so good xD)

Death of a Close Friend: Shattered -O.A.R (heehee, ironically, this was my friend Thomas's favorite song. I love and miss ya big guy. so does my IPOD apparently. R.I.P bro! TSM)

Mental Breakdown: Shakedown -Behind Crimson Eyes

Driving: Animals -Nickelback (my ipod knows me xD)

Flashback: Savior -Rise Against

Getting Back Together: A boy brushed in red living in black and white -Underoath

Birth of Child: Catastrophe and the cure -Explosions in the sky

Wedding Scene: A little piece of heaven -Avenged Sevenfold

Car Accident: When I go out, I want to go out on a chariot of fire -Escape the Fate (oh ipod, how i love thee)

Final Battle: Dead Stars -Slot

Death Scene: Kill All your friends -My Chemical Romance

Funeral Song: Don't Stop Believing -Journey

End Credits: The Difference Between Medicine and Poison is the Dose -Circa Survive

Deleted Scenes: Basket Case -Green Day (i forgot i had that song on here!)

A-F-K-P--wait, wrong alphabet... A-B-C-D-E-F-G

GUMMY BEARS ARE CHASING ME!!!!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x I never have been girly
x Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 19 o-o

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/chapstick (ok, it's watermelon blowpop chapstick and it tastes nummy!)
You love to shop.
x You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (everyone i had ened up headless o.e)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

GIRL SIDE: 5... this is really sad.

One is red, one is blue,

One is peeing on my shoe!

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie.
You own something from Pac sun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
X
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
X
You have more than one house. (having divorced parents and a fucked up happy life makes you preppy? xD)

Total: 4

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
X
You like heavy metal.
X
You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X
You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 8

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X
You’ve worn plaid.
X
You like Converse.
X
You hate MTV.
X
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
X
you dislike pink.
X
You hate/dislike preps.
X
you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 8

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X
You like Harry Potter.
X
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
X
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. (skating is a sport xD)
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment.
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number.

Total: 1

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
X
You wear/wore slip-on shoes.
X
You wear/wore Vans.
X
You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X
You wear band t-shirts.
X
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
X
Hair has been died more than 1 color

Total: 8

Ima gothic-punk-hardcore-scene-thing :D aka. ima me!

Now I'm running for my life, 'cause the red one has a knife!
:O wasn't this song sexily beast?
No need to answer, I know it was ^u^

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Dance to the beat :D Conner gave me the idea fer this separator!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" (Aira...) (Aira: Not my fault you trip over air and walk into open doors.)

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (Alesana... well actually she's the reason i run out of Earl Grey tea and Ramen xD)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Nans, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."(Alesana: *walks in* I'm HOOOOMMME!! Aira's Mom: Welcome home! where've you been?)

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Haha! Aira and i do all the best friends stuff xD I feel cool.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alesana

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aleizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Red Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Geni Chanbury

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Parrasel

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Grey Tea (ironically, Earl Grey is my favorite tea XD)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lrauebe xD

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Suzette

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Kitty mew! >^-^

I AM a kitty mew mew mew mew

Dear Aira,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our Romance is over. I think I realized it when you smacked my butt outside of the mental hospital and I saw you put whipped cream on a Catholic priest I'm sure you're open enough to understand that i'm allergic to your earlobes and only get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbors dog and the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about those bruises, I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo, and your cucumber fetishism is weird

Go milk a cow,

~~~Alesana~~~

What. The. Hell? O.o ~Aira~

D'aaaaaw isn't that suhwheat ^ :DD i know, i'm too kind!

Aira's Stuffs and Junk!

Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
you’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
XYou care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
XYou're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 2 (this is somewhat a relief)

Kyoya Cool Type:

X You wear glasses.
You are known for being "evil". (nah, thats more Alesana's thing)
XYour favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
X You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 3

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
X You love cakes and sweets.
XYou have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
XYou are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins. (Aira is lying! Her cousin's *cough*mybloodcousins*cough* consider her familia! ~Alesana) (-_- I don't know half of you cousins! ~Aira)
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math

Total: 3

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
XYou only talk when you need to
X You're protective of people you care for.
You favorite food is Japanese food (still nummy!)
X When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
XYou're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 4

Hikaru Devil Type:

x (for you alesana :P)You and your sibling have a strong bond (i'm an only child.. unless you count Alesana but i think this means by blood) (No, it doesn't xD i counted you as my sibling... ~Alesana)
You're a very cynical person.
You like to mess with your sibling
X You're the oldest sibling (hmm if i count alesana as my sibing i would be oldest :P mwahaa)
Your birthday is June 9th
You like Italian food
You get jealous easily
XYou don't make friends easily

Total: 3

Kaoru Devil Type:

X You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
X You're very forgiving
X You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total: 3

Haruhi Natural Type:

X You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
XYou have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
XPeople feel like they can open up and talk to you easily (not too sure about this one.. I guess? but most hvae learned that i'm not much help and that if its something silly i won't care)

Total: 3

I'm like Mori! Woooo! i'm ok with that xD

Meh, i'll add crap later

It is now 12/22/10 and 1Am and i am being forced to add stuff to my end of the profile -_- so... this is what i give you xD

Animes I have seen: (in no particular order, Also the First 20 that popped into my head)

1. Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni (Both seasons! They is just awesome!)
2. Zombie Loan (Its so short though...)
3. Kuroshitsuji (Psh, this one doesn't need an explanation)
4. Ga Rei Zero (SAD! Do not watch if you do not wish so see sadness!)
5. Umineko No Naku Koro Ni (who do you think the killer is? Or do you believe in beatricie?)
6. Ghost Hunt
7. Fate/Stay Night (ARCHER FTW! Don't you think saber and shirou should be together?)
8. Nabari No Ou
9. Bleach (most of it... i got to like ep, 163? somewhere around there)
10. Naruto (Not a really big fan of this one, it took me a year to watch the regular one.. But i do enjoy a good fanfic about the charactors, anyone know any good ones?? pm if you do!)
11. Death Note (teehee, there was an obsessive phase with this one xDD) (damn straight o.o)
12. Ouran High School Host Club (All i can say is that there were times where i worried about tamaki..)
13. Vampire Knight (forgot where i was in season 2...)
14. Shaman King (The first Anime i watched... good times)
15. Elfen Lied (Do the first 5 eps count?)
16. Loveless (what i'm TRYING to watch at the moment) (im distracting her :D) (I just finished... I must say i'm quite disappointed... Oh well, BACK TO FATE/STAY NIGHT! :D)
17. D. Gray Man (this was awesome, no?)
18. Shikabane Hime (Corpse Princess.. psh the name even sounds epic!)
19. Romeo X Juliet
20. Yu-Gi-Oh! (XDD i couldn't think of anymore lol)

Uhm, Lets see...

World Of Warcraft xDD ... meh i'm bored, i'ma go finish loveless. Happy that i added some crap Alesana? :P yes i am! :DD good nerd! :P biznatch! when you sending me ze ouran/kuroshitsuji stuff?? i know you said you'd write the next chaper but i wish to read it... and then you know upload it for the peeps xD

Heaven Nor Hell by iseepenguinz666 reviews
L and Mello join the Z-loan team! Now they face Shiba and Hakka who have joined forces with Light. My first fanfic about friendship and death!
Crossover - Death Note & Zombie-Loan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009
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Monochrome no Sakura Kiss reviews
Ciel is forced to go to Ouran academy and Sebastian is forced to follow him around, cleverly disquised as a student. When the boys get there, the Host Club takes notice of them and immediately invites them to join there club.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sebastian M.
Assassini Ordine: La storia Auditore reviews
Was Ezio really as talented as he was given credit for? Our did it just seem that way because of the teens following him as his shadow were keeping him out of harms way and secretly planning his last move while he was still at the starting line?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ezio A.