Blue Whiplash
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Joined 08-07-02, id: 248681
Author has written 15 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, Dragon Ball Z, Dragonlance, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

I'm so shamed. I promised myself I'd never leave a fic for dead. :nudges the bloated fic-corpses with one toe:

T_T

Random Thought of the Week: If I were as sexy as Axel, I wouldn't be surprised if I got gangbanged...

More Random crap: I turned 189 in 2007, I like painting with acrylics and watercolors, I'm fond of casting in bronze, I like spinning fire, welding, and blacksmithing, and I once glued my friend's hand to a table. My half of the dorm room is a mess, and there's a string of blue quartz crystals sitting next to my ball-joint doll on my desk. I'm attending Humboldt State as a marine biology major, and I have a passion for learning languages. I speak fluent Fringlanese, decent French, crappy Japanese, and a handful of random words in Hawaiian, Italian, Irish, and ASL. Not to mention I know how to write and read Atlantean, Yautja, Draconic, Theban, and backwards.

Yes, I am Chaotic Neutral. I play D&D, and I have a pesky Gaia Online addiction that I can't quite get under control. I'm in college, I own a pair of knee-high leather moccasins which I love dearly, and I like drawing on my hand with a Sharpie. Much to my delight and awe and wonder, I am only four degrees of separation away from Jhonen Vasquez. A friend of mine works with a 'hot, intelligent, nerdy Goth boy' who is good buddies with JV. Man, I'd settle for the Goth boy alone. n.n I can happily say that I have heard Quinton Flynn say 'Roxas, put your pants back on.' That made my week.

These are the important things, you know. I could tell you how tall I am, and what color my hair and eyes are, but you wouldn't really know me, would you. Besides, I wear colored contacts, one blue and one green, so they change a bit. My hair is mostly my own dark blonde, and semi-short, and right up in the front there is a SHOCKING...uh, shock...of bright reddish orange. The orange is not natural. Nor was the bright blue, dark blue, purple, green, black, yellow, pink, or auburn hair I've had in the past.

Hee. Let's see...favorites. Everyone else has them.

Favorite Games: KINGDOM HEARTS. And also, Kingdom Hearts II. "Where...is my heart...?" Oh Saix, just run up the stairs like I have to every day, and you'll find it easily enough. It will be trying to LEAP OUT OF YOUR THROAT. I play the Sims 2, as well, where I make everyone a gay man and a pick pocket.

Favorite Books: Just about anything with a sci-fi or fantasy plot, and a lot of things in plain general fiction. I also enjoy Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince) immensely. You should read it, and educate yourself. Also Terry Pratchett, John Ringo, and Diane Duane books. ("Motherfisker...!")

Favorite Shows: I was a religious zealot in the Church of Ninja Turtles when I was four, and I still love them. I also enjoy a decent number of childrens' cartoons, and...stand up comedy. Also CSI and ghost related series, although I haven't watched a show dutifully in agess.

Favorite Movies: Anthing with dragons in it, as well as Jim Carrey movies, and the Predator movies.. The seccond one sucked, but I very much love the first one, and wasn't TOO disappointed with AvP. Leave me a message if you want to argue the intricacies of plot twists. Also anime! Currently on a Yami no Matsuei kick...lots of yaoi series. :snicker: I'm a sucker for AMVs made with Kingdom Hearts people...And Axel.

Favorite Comics: Stuff by Jhonen Vasquez, Inhumans, assorted manga, and the Predator comics. One of my best friends gave me #s 1-4 of the Predator comics; first printing. X3 I heart her dearly for it. And manga, can't forget the manga. I own-- Yami no Matsuei, Loveless, X(/1999,) Negima, Eerie Queerie, Yuu Yuu Hakusho, GTO, and...some other stuff I can't remember and am too lazy to get up and check.

Dunno if I'm going to start writing again...I really want to, but I'm so impatient; the words get stuck in my head and eek onto the paper like something coming out of a clogged drain. Give me support, and I will give you stories! I really prefer to draw, lately, though. It seems I'm too much focused on what things look like...if there's anyone out there who still reads my stuff, fine, please drop me a line and bother me about my art. I love showing off, and frankly, I think I'm pretty good. I have proportion and shading down, anyway, which is more than can be said for a lot of people who think they're 'pretty good.'

Ya know, throughout this entire bio, I don't think I've mentioned that I'm female. I guess I was hoping you could figure that out. But if you can't, well, I'd hope you knew by now.

And if you still don't know...take me to your special little place inside your head. It must be nice there.

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Striker by Fire Redhead reviews
A baby Predator is inadvertently left on Earth and is found by a platoon of soldiers. When he's raised in a government facility the true nature of a Predator warrior is revealed!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,113 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 4/19/2005
Special Discount by Blue Funk reviews
Roxas blinked down at the pile. A discounted pack of lighters, condoms, and... a box of Twinkies. This guy undoubtedly had excellent taste. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,824 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Roxas, Axel
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Entregarme by Blue Funk reviews
This is called entregarme," Axel murmured as soon as they were in position. Their hips pressed together softly and the dancer's lips came hovering dangerously close to Roxas's ear. "To surrender, or give oneself up to the leader's lead."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,118 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Partner of a Bad Blood by Mystic Blade reviews
A Bad Blood's in town and he's found his prey, but while chasing it, he has to avoid the feds, another hunter, and a bounty hunter. What will he do with his prey while being chased?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 145,795 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Sex is the Question by kokoro77 reviews
So, it's been 6 years since Sex Ed classes ended. For Axel, 'Sex' was NEVER the answer. It was the question. For Roxas, 'Yes' was the answer, at least in his still teenage mind. Situation: in their girlfriends' eyes, they're straight. -Sex Ed 101 sequel-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,200 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Light Underneath by VIII of XIII reviews
Roxas was just Sora's amnesiac younger brother. Axel was just the guy who came in through the bedroom window. Next life, American comic book style AU... no high school.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,106 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Unfamiliar by well.fuck.me.son reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Everything Will Be All Right by VIII of XIII reviews
The fact that he doesn't have a life of his own won't stop Axel from being part of Sora's. It's the pain that'll do that. AxelRoxas, RikuSora, SoraAxel if you squint. Post KH2, non AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Axel, Sora - Complete
A Game of Strategy by Blue Funk reviews
The atmosphere? Intense. The players? Fierce. The prize? A leash and collar on the loser. The game? Chess. [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Desperate Measures by Blue Funk reviews
From life flashbacks to CPR to haunting nightmares to kisses from strange redheads. Roxas's life was being turned upside down just because he had nearly killed himself. Who would've thought? [AkuRoku]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Alkalinity by hyb9 reviews
Roxas and Namine, the terrible twins, were unstoppable. But hidden away in the mountains of god-knows-where is Reiketsukan Academy, and the man with eyes like green glass. Nothing can ever be the same.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,290 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Sex Ed 101 by kokoro77 reviews
Roxas wishes summer vacation would never end. Who wants to end up in Sex Education in an all boys school? Especially when you're paired up with the new bad boy in town... -AkuRoku- -sequel posted-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 179,399 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Flying Southwest by hyb9 reviews
On Roxas' lack of height, Axel's lack of tact, and the importance of peanuts. [AU] [AkuRoku] [Oneshot for Dualism]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Beyond the Face of Fear by kitsunelover reviews
AU—They really shouldn’t have lost the Dark Tournament, because Kurama hates traveling through Makai as Karasu’s prisoner. At the same time, Hiei is the pesky thorn in Karasu’s side who just won’t die, and Bui knows a lot more than he lets on. COMPLETE.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,655 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
Opium Dream by Funara reviews
AU, HxK, KxK, giftfic for kitsunelover. After a civil war, Kurama, a former noble, sacrifices his pride to become a geisha. As he begins to adjust, the most difficult question arises as a choice between two lovers. His decision may alter a nation...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,446 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005
Pact by Senri reviews
Gaz breaks through and Dib breaks out, preparing to go after Zim. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,755 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Dib, Zim
Boy Meets Alien part II by lies-d reviews
Zim must deal with the consequences of his and Dib's earlier. . .mistake. (ZADR and ZAKR)
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,325 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 4/19/2004
Joined at the Dib by the-unsquickable-kid reviews
Zim's latest botched plan for conquest leaves Zim and Dib fused at the hip. Will the two nemeses EVER escape each other? Updated, with a shiny new chapter. More to come!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004
Zoomorphism by Etrangere reviews
Seishirou always liked animals, this is why.
X/1999 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/24/2004
Stitches by Zelda reviews
...The Irken warrior felt his resolve shatter as the blade pressed against the fabric of his shirt, just beneath the base of his neck. He was now sure, this was no nightmare...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2004
Kurama 12: Karasu's Girl by Donner Dumott Schunard reviews
Summary: Kurama has been foxnapped by Karasu! And Kurama is now pregnant with his child... wait a sec, KURAMA and PREGNANT don't match! Fiction Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,285 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Complete
Boy Meets Alien by lies-d reviews
After seeing a Sex Ed video in class, Zim gets an idea.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,553 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003
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Little Bundle of Joy? reviews
PG is for the first chapter only. Okay, Hiei finds a little surprise in the Makai, but-what in san hill is he going to do with it? Please R&R!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 8/21/2003
Like Moths to the Flame reviews
YE GODS! I UPDATE! What's sad is that all the old authors from...my time...probably aren't on to see. T.T Well, take my word for it, this story is classic. It has capture, dangerous aliens, and aliens only dangerous to your sanity. Really, it's good.READ!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,655 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 9/12/2002
Never Neverland reviews
Yay! What happens when Zim and a very strange group of friends goes to Neverland? My Gods, Wendiara is showing everyone just how much arse she can kick in one day. Rated for first chapter only; the rest is PG
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003
For Lunitari's Sake reviews
Raistlin is contacted in his dream by the Goddess of the Red Moon, Lunitari, who askes that he do the gods a favor. But it seems that even our beloved Black Robe is too tusting of his goddess.....
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8/19/2003
Road Trip to Perdition reviews
LISTEN PEOPLE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO READ THIS! Reposted after almost a year, what happens when three aliens, a Paranormal Investigator, and a homicidal maniac all go on a road trip together?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2003
When Worlds Collide reviews
He's the Almighty Tallest Red. She's a Weapons Master. Who'da think it? Please be nice; even I have no idea where it's going.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 8/24/2002
Nothing Gold Can Stay reviews
A new Tallest rises to rule with Red and Purple! She's not quite the average Irkan though...the Irkan Empire is going to change quite a bit under this newest Tallest! And yes, the title is a poem by Robert Frost. It will become relevant soon.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 9/22/2002
The Cold Equation: Rewritten reviews
PG-13 because the plot is disturbing. I don't own this story, it was written by Tom Godwin. I'm rewriting it with IZ chars, which I also don't own, so please don't sue. Do read it though. DIB FANS, I'M SORRY!!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/23/2003
Release from Reality reviews
Okay, I'm re-posting this, cuz of some changes I made. Please Read this! It's deffinitely worth your time. Hint: Insane fangirl and Vegeta in a tutu. Also, I'm writing shorter chapters. ^^
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Vegeta, Cell
Darkness, Dragons, DOOM! reviews
Yay! I'm updating! Okay, not much actually happens in Chapter Four, just a mutual agreement between--wait. Why am I telling you? You need to go and read it! Nyah! Okay, not enough room to tell what the fics about. Just read!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002
Happy Birthday Kith! reviews
Yay! it's a party for my character, Kith! I'm finally getting around to posting it! Three months late....oh well. Y'all are gonna forgive me, right? Right? *nervously* why is no one saying anythinh?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2002 - Published: 8/25/2002
The Rocky Horror Picture ShowJhonen Style! reviews
TAQUITOES!! There. i have your attention. I saw the movie and felt compelled to do this. I'm not going to make my cast act out *all* the scenes, so the rating's a little lower...JtHM is Frank! New format coming up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 8/19/2002
Phantom of the Opera 2002 IZ production reviews
Yay! First real chapter is up! We still need a Joseph Buquet, though, so here's your last chance to have even a minor role. From the amazing directing abilities of DarkWing Studios, the only casting company to give out cookies with each audition!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 9/15/2002
Stoopid Stuff to do at Skool reviews
Retarded things to do at Skool!! There's stuff from Johnny, a little Zim, and eventually there's gonna be some of everybody's favorite stick dude, Happy Noodle Boy!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2002
Tomorrow I Leave For Battle reviews
Kind of a slash song fic. I was listening to Heather Alexander's "Tomorrow I Leave For Battle," and it seemed to fit the odd relation ship. Please review!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/23/2002