Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.
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3)I have a spelling problem
4) Fanfiction.net is the best web site i have ever been to.
5) My cousins from Nebraska introduced me to this web site and i love it.
6) I have written one a story for this website but it need alot of work.
Stupidity killed the cat, Curiosity was framed.'
You weren't just playing with fire , you soaked the matches in gasoline."
-Jesse: (Scottish accent) Screw the universe! --Dude, Where's My Car?
-Red Foreman: Bad stuff doesn't happen to you because of bad luck. Bad stuff happens to you because you're a dumbass." --That 70's Show
-Me: Ziplock Body Bags! Keep your bodies fresher... longer!
-Me: Dear Santa... I can explain...
-"I have seen that look in a dog's eyes, that brief look of amazed contempt. And I am basically convinced that dogs think that humans are nuts." --John Steinbeck
-Ass-kissing slave: But, Master Betty, what of the Chosen One?
Betty: Hmm... I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like... like... with a rock, or something. --Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
-"Well, Bill, Jenova's clearly evil, and legend says that she already wiped out a race of hippies. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's inject her genes into some babies! Hey, you got a kid, doncha? Bring that little guy in here! I'll get the needle!" --Final Fantasy VII Fanchise Player, GameSpot.com
-"The Word used for "Hell" in this chapter is "Jigoku" whereas the "Hell" Sesshomaru went to was called "Meikai". Sesshomaru goes to a different Hell than everyone else because he's just that Badass." --Editor's Note on Fan-translated Inuyasha Chapter 510
-Prince: Everyone always said that I wouldn't be able to find my own ass in a sandstorm. Now, here I am proving them right. --Prince of Persia
-Barf: I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog! I'm my own best friend! --Spaceballs
-Gohan: Come to think of it... I haven't asked my mother if I can compete in the World Martial Arts tournament. Wouldn't that be something... (Imitates Announcer Guy) Gohan, Son of Goku, will not be competing in the tournament this year because his mommy won't let him! --Dragon Ball Z Episode 190
-A good friend will bail you out of jail. But your best friend will be sitting in the cell with you saying "That was freaking awesome!"
-Sokka: Well... you've pretty much mastered Airbending, and that only took you one hundred and twelve years. I'm sure you can master three more elements by the end of summer. -Avatar: The Last Airbender
-Question: How many miles per gallon does Optimus Prime get? Answer: That's a good question. But Optimus Prime doesn't actually run on gasoline. He runs on the blood of non-Christians. Which is actually quite terrifying...
-Toph: (catches Gang in her garden) What are you doing here, Twinkletoes?
Aang: How'd you know it was me?
Sokka: Don't answer to 'Twinkletoes'! It's not manly!
Katara: You're the one whose bag matches his belt. --Avatar, Season 2 Episode "The Blind Bandit"
-Lin: I can't believe it... when I become the Emperor... I'll slander you in the pages of Xing history as the "Man Who Fed a Shoe to the Emperor"...
Edward: Really? That's great! Edward Elric just carved his name into the history of Xing! - FullMetal Alchemist Vol. 13, Chapter 51
-"The only thing in the world that can hurt Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris... and Kataang. Zutara couldn't even make Richard Simmons wet his pants." (I'm so evil, but it's so funny at the same time!)
-Sue Sylvester: "I'm going to the nearest shelter. I'm going to buy you a kitty cat. I'll let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then one day, in the dead of night, I'm going to break into your house and punch you in the face!" -Glee
-Dane Cook: (Talking about suicide notes) I can't imagine why someone would decide to kill themselves. So, one day, I was curious. In order to get into that frame of mind, I decided to write a suicide note. And you know what I found? When you have a suicide note that's written by a guy who doesn't really want to die, it's not called a suicide note. It's an autobiography! I'm on chapter 57!
-The 7,934th thing that Wan Shi Tong knows is that Kataang is epic win!
-What you call 'insanity', I call 'inspiration'. -Sue Sylvester, Glee
-Artemis and Holly stood there in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed space and time together, weathered rebellions, and tangled with demented despots. Coughed blood, lost digits, inhaled dwarf fumes, and swapped eyeballs, yet they found holding hands awkward.
N1 knew he shouldn't, but he couldn't resist a parting crack.
"I now pronounce you..."
Neither hand-holder was amused, but before they had time to do more than scowl, twin bolts of red energy crackled from N1's eyes, blasting his friends into the time stream.
"Man and elf," he said, finishing his joke, then chuckling delightedly. -Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox
-Desmond: Um... Lucy, I'm seeing things.
Lucy: Did the hallucination last longer than thirty seconds?
Lucy: Then there's nothing to worry about. -Assassin's Creed II. After Desmond experiences his first Bleeding hallucination.
I miss you Kakushin…come back soon and ALIVE…or I'll revive you and kick your ass for dieing."
Vegeta: No! Nappa! Dodge it! It's a trick!
Nappa: But Vegeta, Trix are for kids!
Vegata: ... On second thought, Nappa, catch it! Catch it with your teeth! ~DBZ Abridged
She can dream in Shakespeare and think in essay format.
Poor Naruto-kun, I take pity on your poor fucked up soul my little friend'
Who knows, maybe you will maybe you wont, only kami knows for sure and she didn't tell me about this the other day"
Jiraiya's train of thought changed when his nose started to bleed slightly. "There is disturbance in the perv!" Jiraiya declared. He to vanished a swirl of leaves.
"Death smiles on all of us ... "
"What a man can do is just smile back ( One of my favourite quote from the movie Gladiator)
He sighed. "He's a paradox, wrapped in a riddle, punctuated by an enigma. Truthfully, that's about the best explanation I can give you. He's everything, he is the beginning, and he is the end…all that dramatic bullshit. All you really need to know about him is that he has one hell of a sense of humor. Everyone always imagines him to be this serious and ethereal being…but in reality, he's the type of dude you could go out to a bar and grab a drink with. By the way, alcohol is Kami's way of saying he loves you and wants you to be happy."
The Percy Jackson pledge:
Add your name to the list if you promise to remember to PJO pledge
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned.
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But despair for your life entombed within stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days.
Olympus to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.
To storm or fire, the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "Man, we fucked up."
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipe your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goe up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile.
If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Gets really aggravating after a while...)
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile .
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Right after I finished reading the sign...)
If you thought Breaking Dawn was completly AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.
If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'll stay up till twilight,
1.Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!
2.If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
3.If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
4.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, Twila Starla, AIT98. Minerva's Cat. lancelotguineverefan.harrypercyeragonjosh.122boy.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
6.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
8.If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
9. percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then reading. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your profile.
10.Put on your profile if you were too busy to notice number 5.
11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13.If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
14.If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
15.If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
16.If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile
Things to do at Wal-Mart:
1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in house wares... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. Carefully place a slice of pumpkin pie in one of the urinals
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
On with it!
Omg don't read this please
If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth Chase and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods,HarryPercyEragonJosh,Bobbythebear, percabethrocks,122boy
35% of teens would have a panic attack if the jonas brothers were standing on a 6 story building put this on ur profile if ur one of the 65% that would be screaming into a megaphone JUMP FAGS JUMP!!
Put this on your page if you have
O ever pushed a door that said pull.
Put this on your page if you have
ever tripped on a stair case going up
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